West Salem High School - Hi Lite Yearbook (West Salem, IL)

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JOKES Mr. Betebenner: “What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?” Doctor: “One hundred per cent. Medical records show that nine out of every ten die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. Others all died. You’re bound to get well—Statistics are statistics, Mr. Betebenner.” Clifford Hill: “Why is it you fat fellows are always so good natured?” Gene McDowell: “We have to be. We can’t fight or run.” Harold Hardy: I’m a self-made man.” Mr. Fehrenbacher: “Well, it’s nice of you not to blame anyone else.” Mrs. Bassett: “Inez, are you eating candy or chewing gum? You know what I said about doing such things in time of school.” Inez Poynter: “No, mam, I’m just soaking a prune to eat at recess.” Mr. Otis Lance: “Hubert, didn’t you hear me yell to stop?” Hubert Weber: “Oh! was that you. I thought it was somebody I ran over.” Mary Ann Marx: “Dear Father, I am broke, and have no friends. What shall I do?” Father: “Make friends at once.” Eugene Gibson: “Now that we are married perhaps I can point out a few of your defects”. Joan Hallbeck: “Don’t bother, dear, I know all about them. It’s those defects that kept me from getting a better man than you.” Albion: “What’s cooking?” West Salem: “You, if you don’t get out of town.” David Bratsch: “If I threw a kiss at you what would you say?” Bob Douglas: “I’d say you were the laziest boy friend I’ve got.”

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