West Rutland High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (West Rutland, VT)

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THE' fffIi'E'EN AND GOLD 25 TIIE THE THE THE UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT Instruction Offered In COLLEGE COLLEGE COLLEGE COLLEGE ARTS AND SCIENCES MEDICINE AGRICULTURE ENGINEERING The Department of Commerce and Economics trains for business. Four year and two year courses in Education prepare for teaching. A Department of Music has recently been established. Expenses are moderate. All courses are open to women. For catalogue, bulletin, and other infonnation, address, THE REGISTRAR, University of Vermont, Burlington, Vt. IN BUSINESS THERE ARE MORE AND BETTER OPPORTUNI- TIES FOR THE AVERAGE INDIVIDUAL THAN IN TI-IE PROFESSIONS. IN Tl-IE TRADES, OR IN TEACHING. It is business that makes many men rich and many others well off, and gives to women countless opportunities for independence and support of self and of those dependent on them. No other type of school prepares for business like the Business College. It gives a quick, intensive, economical training. Let us send you a catalog. It tells about a good school and a pro- gressive, prosperous city. ALBANY BUSINESS COLLEGE ss NORTH PEARL STREET ALBANY, N. Y. PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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24 THE GREEN AND GOLD Do you want to know how to tell the difference between a profes- sor and a student '! Oh, all right, tell it. Ask him what 'it' is, and if he says it's a pronoun, he's a pro- fessor. fi T'he fellow who sits on top of the world takes the longest fall. Lady- Are you sure these lobsters are fresh ? Fislidealer- Madam, they are positively insulting. Kind Old Lady- And what are you going to do when you grow up ?n Little Boy- Foller in me fathers finger prints. Pm going to have to stop drinking coEee for breakfast. Why'? I can't sleep in my classes any more. Help, help! I just swallowed a bottle of ink. Things certainly do look black for you. Her- The man I marry must be strong. A silent manf A man with grit. Him- What you want is a deaf and dumb ashmanf' After all, a barber is the only man who can cut a girl short and make her like it. Gee, that girl surely has somesclass. Well, she shouldg she's a school teacher. Friend- What is your son taking up at college '? Father- Space. Papa., does the moon affect the tide? No, son, only the untied. Teacher- Willie, what is Lincoln's immortal slogan ? Willie- 'America's finest automobile. --Gertrude Marsh, '28, Tlzfs- Ix'z'r1i'f:rmi: was cfigili:fgf'17 fwfr Uqfgf17fgL'7',Qfig ff

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