West Rutland High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (West Rutland, VT)

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24 THE GREEN AND GOLD Do you want to know how to tell the difference between a profes- sor and a student '! Oh, all right, tell it. Ask him what 'it' is, and if he says it's a pronoun, he's a pro- fessor. fi T'he fellow who sits on top of the world takes the longest fall. Lady- Are you sure these lobsters are fresh ? Fislidealer- Madam, they are positively insulting. Kind Old Lady- And what are you going to do when you grow up ?n Little Boy- Foller in me fathers finger prints. Pm going to have to stop drinking coEee for breakfast. Why'? I can't sleep in my classes any more. Help, help! I just swallowed a bottle of ink. Things certainly do look black for you. Her- The man I marry must be strong. A silent manf A man with grit. Him- What you want is a deaf and dumb ashmanf' After all, a barber is the only man who can cut a girl short and make her like it. Gee, that girl surely has somesclass. Well, she shouldg she's a school teacher. Friend- What is your son taking up at college '? Father- Space. Papa., does the moon affect the tide? No, son, only the untied. Teacher- Willie, what is Lincoln's immortal slogan ? Willie- 'America's finest automobile. --Gertrude Marsh, '28, Tlzfs- Ix'z'r1i'f:rmi: was cfigili:fgf'17 fwfr Uqfgf17fgL'7',Qfig ff

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THE GREEN AND GOLD 23 1 dukes 'Q MR. MARTIN to Latin IV class- Now in what case is this dative '? ? GRACE FARRELL- Mr, Hinchey, someone wants to see you on the telephone. Ill S 1 8 Ii MR. MOREY- Burke, what is a graph ? BURKE- An animal with a long neck. So yc-u're a salesman, are you? What do you sell? lisa-ltnll I'm a salt seller, too. Shake, FRANCIS LEONARD- Shall we take the short cut '? MARY GRACE- No, Mothe1 s expecting me home early. Why did Sir Raleigh put down his coat for the Queen ? Probably because she wouldn't be picked up. Student- Could you help me with this problem? Prof.- I could but I don't think it would be just right. Student- Well, take a shot at it anyway. Ilee-Why are the Seniors having their pictures taken ? Haw-- They've got to have something to let the public know that they are graduates. Teacher- If a number of cattle is called a herd, and a number of sheep a flock, what would a number of camels be? you .fa -- Johnny- A carton. W hen you were bidding her good night, did it ever dawn upon JI No, I never stay out that late. I ff. f1ImfH IL'C'l' .N'ur'if'fi'fiHi'1'I77U Hififcrlicfff'l.Vn'L' LW'lli'U.1 .'. 1 4 ,l , . . ,

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