West Rutland High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (West Rutland, VT)

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THE GREEN AND GOLD 23 1 dukes 'Q MR. MARTIN to Latin IV class- Now in what case is this dative '? ? GRACE FARRELL- Mr, Hinchey, someone wants to see you on the telephone. Ill S 1 8 Ii MR. MOREY- Burke, what is a graph ? BURKE- An animal with a long neck. So yc-u're a salesman, are you? What do you sell? lisa-ltnll I'm a salt seller, too. Shake, FRANCIS LEONARD- Shall we take the short cut '? MARY GRACE- No, Mothe1 s expecting me home early. Why did Sir Raleigh put down his coat for the Queen ? Probably because she wouldn't be picked up. Student- Could you help me with this problem? Prof.- I could but I don't think it would be just right. Student- Well, take a shot at it anyway. Ilee-Why are the Seniors having their pictures taken ? Haw-- They've got to have something to let the public know that they are graduates. Teacher- If a number of cattle is called a herd, and a number of sheep a flock, what would a number of camels be? you .fa -- Johnny- A carton. W hen you were bidding her good night, did it ever dawn upon JI No, I never stay out that late. I ff. f1ImfH IL'C'l' .N'ur'if'fi'fiHi'1'I77U Hififcrlicfff'l.Vn'L' LW'lli'U.1 .'. 1 4 ,l , . . ,

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22 THE GREEN AND GOLD PLAYERS Ambrose Lilaptainj . . .......... . . Leonard ........... Stomper ..... . . . Gallagher . . . Zawistoski .... McGann ...... F Pietryka, . Botkus ..... .... Wiskoski ..... . . Pietryka, S. . . . . McCormick, P. Mullaney ....... ............ .. . Catcher . . . Pitcher .. lst Base . . 2nd Base . . 3rd Base Short Stop . Left Field Right Field Center Field . . . Pitcher . . . . Fielder . . . lst Base TRACK. . Track is a new sport for West Rutland High. The first call for practice brought out a large crowd of ambitious boys who were glad to participate in the new sport. Coach John Minnoch gave a few pointers on training and condition which every track man should follow. The next step was the selection of men for th different events. Each was picked according to form, speed, and stamina. Sprinte1's-Burke, McNamara, Maciag, Wolinsky. Mile-Haik, Rydzewski, Mytych. Half Mile-Burke, Hyjeck. Relay-McNamara, Accorsi, Burke, Maciag. Hurdles-Maciag, McNamara. Shot Put-Rosen, Maciag, Mumford. J avelin-McNamara, Mytych, Bush, Monville. Discus--Rosen, Monville, Mytych. Bread Jump-McNamara, Hailc, McCarthy, Maciag. A High Jump-McCarthy, Rosen. The first meet was with Middlebury in which our team was de- feated. Third place was secured by Burke in the 100 yd. dash. Rosen and McCarthy tied for third place in the high jump. Rosen won third place in the shot put. Maciag won the 220 yd. low hurdles. McNa- mara, his running mate, came in second. Mytych was third in the javelin throw. Rosen threw the discus 'ar enough to win second place, while Monville won third place. At present the team is much improved. Coach Minnoch, Capt. Macaig, and Manager McNamara have laid plans for a possible inter- scholastic meet between West Rutland. Rutland, Middlebury, Proctor, and Black River Academy. Our team is also entered in the Norwich meet. -John Maclag, 28. This lx'Uc1i'Ivoolr was U7Z'AQ'1-fI'ICCf iv ilIJlZHIfL'Ci'N fm

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24 THE GREEN AND GOLD Do you want to know how to tell the difference between a profes- sor and a student '! Oh, all right, tell it. Ask him what 'it' is, and if he says it's a pronoun, he's a pro- fessor. fi T'he fellow who sits on top of the world takes the longest fall. Lady- Are you sure these lobsters are fresh ? Fislidealer- Madam, they are positively insulting. Kind Old Lady- And what are you going to do when you grow up ?n Little Boy- Foller in me fathers finger prints. Pm going to have to stop drinking coEee for breakfast. Why'? I can't sleep in my classes any more. Help, help! I just swallowed a bottle of ink. Things certainly do look black for you. Her- The man I marry must be strong. A silent manf A man with grit. Him- What you want is a deaf and dumb ashmanf' After all, a barber is the only man who can cut a girl short and make her like it. Gee, that girl surely has somesclass. Well, she shouldg she's a school teacher. Friend- What is your son taking up at college '? Father- Space. Papa., does the moon affect the tide? No, son, only the untied. Teacher- Willie, what is Lincoln's immortal slogan ? Willie- 'America's finest automobile. --Gertrude Marsh, '28, Tlzfs- Ix'z'r1i'f:rmi: was cfigili:fgf'17 fwfr Uqfgf17fgL'7',Qfig ff