West Plains High School - Zizzer Yearbook (West Plains, MO)

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F22 :-- B U Chara SCIIIOI' C I NAME W, NICK NAME FAVORITE HOBBY l AMBITION IS I 50 YEARS FRQM 1 EXPESSION QNOW LIKELY TO BE Phyllis Dressler .... Phil Heck Turning an ice- lT0 get t00 big to freeze! A hard working Wide der' Elton Hyder --. ..-. Higgins We-e11 shoot Trying to be eloquentf To beiJa Methodist An auctioneer - e Margaret Williams--- Margie I should worry Removing fat To teach Physical Cul- A chorus girl 1 if she Clyide Morwood ---.- .- Colyum Allow me 'to de- Sustaining the dig- To surpass Edison Teaching in Squee-A monstrate it nity of Senior class V dunk Madge Morton ----. --. Madgle Heckety Katout V Talking :To keep he hair curl- Dried UD in K2-518257 ed f Clint Johnson-- ----- Tee Well, hardly A Taking girls driving i To be a ladies man NA hen-peeked harness Bessie Bogard ----- ..- Bess Well-ah-ah Silence Hasn't de ided yet I.,-iving in single bles: Herbert Mantz ----- ..- Pete Con-DEM Swiping things To dress like a Poster No. 5062323 in Mo. Iris Trimble ------ .- Pat Simp ' T0 be able to do every-'Chief cook and bottle

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CASIPUS SNAP-SHOTS

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Bad Breaks and Daffodils Chicken tin Vergill I cast my arms about her neck, and that is about as far as I got, Miss Haskell, Miss Haskell-Well, that was quite far enough, Martin. Freshman tin Latinj Haec in Gallia est importantus . Translating, Hike into Gaul, lt's imp0rtant'.' A Caesar Student-- Caesar built a wall sixteen miles long and nineteen miles high. Prudie-Frederick died, and the people wouldn't believe that he was dead but I think that l1e'waS. Ney fViSif.il1g the Poultry Showj My! this is a fowl place Thad tBio10gyl-The Starfish has two or- gans of sense one of sight and one of scent. Ruby fin Agriculture!-Do you just feed eggs to horses raw with the shells on? Gen-Yes, of course, did you think you had to fry them? Miss Huff tin Historyj-Who or what was Tetzel? Football boy-It's a kind of salty cracker served in Springfield. Herbert treading Vergill--And Cupid kindled love in the bones of the goddess. Mignon-Oh! does it start in the bones? Gen-And I thought all the time that I had rhumatism. ' The philosophers in our school have decid- ed that Adam's favorite song was, There's Only One Girl in this iVorId for Me. Miss Horner fSenior Englishj- What did Io the beautiful Greek maiden die of? Overworked pupil- Iodide of Potass- iumf' Miss Horner-George, spell 'phenomenou! George-er-is it like pneumonia? Miss Knox tin Physical-Haven't you ever noticed heat waves walking down the road in the summer time? Miss Haskell tin Vergill-Why can't you read this morning Ollie? Ollie- Because it's so cold my pony won't work. Miss Teter tinspecting a geometrical fi- gurej- Pauline you have a good figure .lt'S like mine, Pauline- And I thought I w-was getting th-th-thin. Clyde tin Physicsj-Did Noah under- stand electricity? Miss Knox- No. Clyde-Then how did he make the arc light? Miss Knox- Why do locusts come out at night instead of in the day time? Livingston- To keep from getting sun- burned. Miss Lawing lin Agricultural-Earl,what is a dual cow? Earl-Why, one that fights, I suppose, History Student-This man was born in 1912 and died in 936, having reigned for twelve years. Miss Horner tin Englishl- What three words are used most in school? Freshman- I don't know. Miss Horner- Correct. Miss Knox texplaining static electricity- When I went home the other night I saw a continual sparking by a tree. Can you explain it? Miss Haskell- He shot the deer- in the Cretan woods. Pete trehearsing for Senior playj-- I'lI never believe it till I hear it from her own ears. Bob talso rehearsing for playj-Ah! a bottle of corn syrup, left here by an afflu- ent tourist. ' P. I trehearsing in Eltun's placel- Sure thing, when we get glued togetherg I feel all wobbly now. Pete lin a most dramatic situation in H. of HJ-Father! I tell you that our ladies were visitors! Miss Knox tin biologyl- NOW YOU wouldn't want to be called a Figi Islander, would you? l Bob- I wouldn't care Miss Knox- IVell, some people deserve to