West Lafayette High School - Welahi Yearbook (West Lafayette, OH)

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JOKES Jeanne and Jeanette Foster were out walking one afternoon when they passed a black- smith shop. The blacksmith was shoeing a horse. When they returned Jeanne said to her daddy: Daddy, we saw the man who makes horses. Mr. Foster: Are you sure? Jeanette: Yes, daddy, he had one nearly finished when we saw him. He was all through but nailing on the hind feetfl 69 49 49 49 Mr. Norris: Will you boys stop exchanging notes in the back of the room? Delphin Henderson: Them ain't notes, them's cards, we're playing bridge. Mr. Norris: Oh, I beg your pardon. ' 49 49 49 49 Jack Shaw: Give me a ginger ale. Bax. Dickerson: Pale? lack: No, no! Just a glass. 49 O 49 0 Herb: Kissing is the language of love. Betty McGregor: VVhy don't you say something? G 49 Q 0 Don Hall: Jack Shaw made a new record in the 100 yard dash yesterday. Paul Rerard: What'd he do it in, three minutes? Don: A pair of track pants and a track shirt. . ' O 49 49 49 Mr. Pence asked the class to name the states of the United States. Marjorie Porteus responded so promptly and accurately as to bring forth this comments' You didiiefyfwell, 'much better-than-'I could have dohe at your age. Marjorie: Yes,'you could: there were only thirteen then. ' 49 49 49 49 Elizabeth VanWinkle: If you kiss me I'll'scream.'i ,lean Shaw: But you can't scream when I'm kissing you. Elizabeth Cabsentlyj: All right, I'll scream first. 49 49 49 49 Vivian Buser: Mother, Gwen can see in the dark. Mrs. Buser: Who told you? n . Vivian: Nobody, but last night out in the hall she told 'Jim he hadn't shaved. as e 69 Q y Jim Wolfe: What is that bump on your head? Billy Phelps: That's where a thought struck me. 49 49 49 49 Mr. Foster: You all know that heat causes an object to expand, cold causes it to con- tract. Now 1 want someone to give me an example. Bob Shaw Qhesitantlyj: Well, in the summer the days are long and in the winter the days are short. 69 49 49 49 . Mrs. George: What will I do, my chin is sunburned? VVilma Lyons: Never mind, you've got another one. . 49 Q5 49 49 Mrs. Shaw: Well, Jiggs, do you think the teacher likes you? jiggs: I think so, mamma, because she makes a kiss on all my 'rithmetic. 49 49 69 49 Mr, Kessler fin Englishj: Lamb and Bacon are two of my favorites. What is 'your preference, Richard? . ' Richard Harkenhracht: Roast beef on rye with mustard. I601

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is ity.: M I O K E S k Mr. Pence: How many-sides has a circle? p Jim Berlean: Two. ,L Mr. Pence: How did you get that? N 75 ' 1 fjim: The inside and outside. ' e e' e ' e Mrs. George! 'What is the Latin race? N Delphin Henderson: It is a race between a Latin pony and the teacher's-goat. R Q 49 0 O Why should young ladies set good examples? Because young men are so apt to follow them. 0 O QD 49 The class was having' a review of the life oi Jo'1n Milton. Mr. Kessler said: Q ,, . . . . Hlsallfe miluencesila great many of his poems and Milton had a very unhappy life. His t . d ,, . . rs wi e an e were very unhappy. Mr. Kessler continued to lecture on Milton's life then asked John Mackey: Q 1 John, what poem did this unhappy marriage cause hilm to write? John Cdreamilyj: - 'Paradise Lost.' - . 6? 0 Q 49 ' ' jean Shaw: What is,the difference between the quick and the dead? Glenn Pape: The quick are the ones that get out of the way cf Waud's Ford and th KI li , e dead are the ones who don't. 7 5 Q? 49 O 45 ' Jean Kafter popping the questionjz Why are you crying, dearest? Did I offend you V with my proposal? Elizabeth: Oh no, dear, it's not that. I'm crying fcr pure joy. 5 Mother lhas always told me that I was suchaan idiot that I' wouldn't get even a donkey for a sweetheart and now I've got one after all. A 4 0 49 ' O 0 'AIN'TrIT THE TRUTH: A It's easy enough to be pleasant . When your lessons are all in trim But the man worth while Is the one who can smile NVhen a test is sprung on him. It's easy enough to be pleasant When your girl is having a dance But the man worth while Is the one who can smile U When she passes him up' with a glance. It's easy enough to hefaleasant I- ,When you say, I'm a.confirmed old batch. But-the man worth while ' 1 Is the one who can smile When he has to sew on a patch. lk 4- -of :of 4- wk When Eve passed 'round the luscious fruit Then clothing came in style We'll have to pass the fruit again Methinks, in a short while. V -,lean Shaw 49 0 O 49 DEFINITIONS ' HIGH SCHOOL-Aspiration, expectation, realization, hard occupation, exasperation, shortlvacation, examination, passification, gratification, four-years-duration, of this vocation, at last salvation, in sweet graduation. Q . X lifes. u ia J i . it 1 14'-5 f, . Q 9 ' . v a 1- -,Ma ' ff '-tffllf. . ,N .V 1 -I .ee-' 17,5-. I , ' ff' W Q ' .-fr,-' 4 MH -3 A ga 4' L g. . -. ,, .gfis r My in Q ' K . . V gy -rp, , gg, : -ma - , f-. ,S+-rg A J? A:. 1, w I. YH - M' 't f i:f'1'::1' L-.L l 1 1 s ai '1 Z if +2 . ..4: ,'h:. iq, .',?5i...,l:,: Y9 F V 1 fn J If Q., ,, ,gs Hug! . 4: at sl. r if l ,aa 'E 1 yu 5 is -1 Rei Ji'-1 V Lt'-3 . W' we-fe! -151-12 . -,A ff! . ' all w-155 1 ,L u. 5 5 5