West Lafayette High School - Welahi Yearbook (West Lafayette, OH)

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, . . 4 JoKEs Gwen: What will you give me for these jokes? Connie, editor: Ten yards start. 49 49 49 49 Mr. Pence: How is it that you and Shaw handed in identical answers on this history quiz? Paul Rehard: Haven't you ever heard that histo-ry repeats itself. Q9 49 49 49 Jean Shaw: Do you like t' neck? Carl Gessel: Oh dear me no, I much prefer the drumstick! 49 49 49 49 Mr. Norris, in Ag: Is a hotbed of much importance to vou? Lloyd Bender: Yes, it would save me the trouble of heating irons. 49 Q 49 0 Mr. Foster: You are 10 minutes late again. Don't you know what time we start school here? Bill Young: No, sir, they're always started when I get here. 49 49 49 49 PIOUS LAD Mr. Scarborough lmadl: What do you mean by necking my daugl'ter? Wayne Taylor Csadjz Please, I was just carrying out the Scriptural injunction to Hold that which is good. A 69 49 Q: 49 Mr. Kessler: And whatever do yru mean by writing a paragraph like that? Wilma Carr: I quoted it from Dickens, sir. Mr. Kessler: Beautiful lines, aren't they? 49 eb 49 Mr. Pence: VVhat model do you think my car is, I-Ierb? Herb VVaud: It's not a model, it's a horrible example. 69 49 49 49 Mr. Foster fin Physiesjz John, will you explain to me what a vacuum is? John Mackey: Er-Oh, it's in my head but I can't explain it exactly. 49 49 49 49 Skipper Mains: Have you ever speculated on why you are so popular in your neigh- borhood? ' Shorty Thompson: No, except that I told our neighbors that I always played on my sax when I got lonely. 49 69 49 49 Mr, Kessler Qin Englishk VVhat is Pope Gregory's Pastoral Rule? Merle Baker: It tells how the shepherd should keep his flock. 49 69 49 49 Mrs. George: Robert, can you detine nonsense? Robert Shaw: Yes, an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy. eeeo Mfr, Pence Cin Geometryj: Now we lind that X is equal to zero. Jim Berlean: Gee! All that work for nothing. 49 49 69 49 Waiter Cserving a Freshman who is taking girl out to dinner for the lirst timel: Nectar? Freshman Cblushingjz Not yet. 69 G Q9 49 Mr. Kessler: Bill, give me a sentence with the word decrease. Bill Phelps: My girl sat on my lap and took de-crease out of my pants. 69 49 49 49 Mrs. George: Compare the word sick. Robert McClure: Sick, sicker, dead. L 58:1

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JOKES Jeanne and Jeanette Foster were out walking one afternoon when they passed a black- smith shop. The blacksmith was shoeing a horse. When they returned Jeanne said to her daddy: Daddy, we saw the man who makes horses. Mr. Foster: Are you sure? Jeanette: Yes, daddy, he had one nearly finished when we saw him. He was all through but nailing on the hind feetfl 69 49 49 49 Mr. Norris: Will you boys stop exchanging notes in the back of the room? Delphin Henderson: Them ain't notes, them's cards, we're playing bridge. Mr. Norris: Oh, I beg your pardon. ' 49 49 49 49 Jack Shaw: Give me a ginger ale. Bax. Dickerson: Pale? lack: No, no! Just a glass. 49 O 49 0 Herb: Kissing is the language of love. Betty McGregor: VVhy don't you say something? G 49 Q 0 Don Hall: Jack Shaw made a new record in the 100 yard dash yesterday. Paul Rerard: What'd he do it in, three minutes? Don: A pair of track pants and a track shirt. . ' O 49 49 49 Mr. Pence asked the class to name the states of the United States. Marjorie Porteus responded so promptly and accurately as to bring forth this comments' You didiiefyfwell, 'much better-than-'I could have dohe at your age. Marjorie: Yes,'you could: there were only thirteen then. ' 49 49 49 49 Elizabeth VanWinkle: If you kiss me I'll'scream.'i ,lean Shaw: But you can't scream when I'm kissing you. Elizabeth Cabsentlyj: All right, I'll scream first. 49 49 49 49 Vivian Buser: Mother, Gwen can see in the dark. Mrs. Buser: Who told you? n . Vivian: Nobody, but last night out in the hall she told 'Jim he hadn't shaved. as e 69 Q y Jim Wolfe: What is that bump on your head? Billy Phelps: That's where a thought struck me. 49 49 49 49 Mr. Foster: You all know that heat causes an object to expand, cold causes it to con- tract. Now 1 want someone to give me an example. Bob Shaw Qhesitantlyj: Well, in the summer the days are long and in the winter the days are short. 69 49 49 49 . Mrs. George: What will I do, my chin is sunburned? VVilma Lyons: Never mind, you've got another one. . 49 Q5 49 49 Mrs. Shaw: Well, Jiggs, do you think the teacher likes you? jiggs: I think so, mamma, because she makes a kiss on all my 'rithmetic. 49 49 69 49 Mr, Kessler fin Englishj: Lamb and Bacon are two of my favorites. What is 'your preference, Richard? . ' Richard Harkenhracht: Roast beef on rye with mustard. I601