West Lafayette High School - Welahi Yearbook (West Lafayette, OH)

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JOKES Herb Waud Cafter visiting D-r. Wolfej: He told me I had a large cavity that needed filling. Paul Rehard: Did he recommend any special course of study? 49 Q 49 49 Gwen Buser: Did you have the porchiswing painted yesterday? Mr. Buser: Yes, why? Gwen: Well, Jim and l sat on it last night and Jim got paint on his trousers. ' 49 49 49 49 Mrs. McGreior: Betty, what are you doing? Betty: I'm nitting, I heard He-rb say his car needed a new muffler and I'm knitting one for it just as a surprise for him. 49 49 Q 49 Emmy Rehard: lsn't the floor heavenly tat a dancel. l know? You've been dancing on my toes all evening, 49 49 49 49 Francis: Corney do you know a good joke when you see one? Carney McClure: Well l'm p-retty well acquainted with you. 49 49 49 49 jack Shaw: VVhere do the bugs go in winter? Carl Gessel: Search me. eoee Midge Berlean: How KO you - Mr. Foster: Hill, name tive farm anirmals. ' , Bill Phelps: Three cows and two pigs. 49 0 49 49 Hill Young: Do you think Elizabeth loves you? Jean Shaw: Sure! She excepts everything I give her. QP Q ' e e Mrs. Foster: Can you let me have a little money, Hilton? Nr. Foster: Certainly, my dear. about how little? QP Q 49 49 Mr. Kessler tat basketball practicelz Foul! Mackey: Where's the feathers? Mr. Kessler: My boy, this is a picked team. X59 0 49 49 Mr. Pence: Now, Chester, what would you do supposing a boy struck you? What would you do? I l ' Chester NVahl: llow big is the boy youre supposing? 49 49 Q 49 CLASSES IN SHAKESPEARE l:l'CSlII1li1llZ A Comedy of Errors Sophomore: As You Like It junior: Much Ado About Nothing Senior: All's XVell That Ends Well 4 49 49 4? 49 Mr. Foster tin lliologylt NVhat insect lives on the least food? jim VVolfe: The moth, it eats holes. 49 49 49 O Mr Pence tin General Historyj: ln what battle did General Sherman, when told of I victory, cry I die happy?,' ' H Rosemary Porteus: I think it was lns last battle. 49 4? 49 49 Glenn Pape: Scientists say that blondes will disappear in a few years. Jennie Lower: VVell, if you want one, y0u'd better speak up now, E561

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, . . 4 JoKEs Gwen: What will you give me for these jokes? Connie, editor: Ten yards start. 49 49 49 49 Mr. Pence: How is it that you and Shaw handed in identical answers on this history quiz? Paul Rehard: Haven't you ever heard that histo-ry repeats itself. Q9 49 49 49 Jean Shaw: Do you like t' neck? Carl Gessel: Oh dear me no, I much prefer the drumstick! 49 49 49 49 Mr. Norris, in Ag: Is a hotbed of much importance to vou? Lloyd Bender: Yes, it would save me the trouble of heating irons. 49 Q 49 0 Mr. Foster: You are 10 minutes late again. Don't you know what time we start school here? Bill Young: No, sir, they're always started when I get here. 49 49 49 49 PIOUS LAD Mr. Scarborough lmadl: What do you mean by necking my daugl'ter? Wayne Taylor Csadjz Please, I was just carrying out the Scriptural injunction to Hold that which is good. A 69 49 Q: 49 Mr. Kessler: And whatever do yru mean by writing a paragraph like that? Wilma Carr: I quoted it from Dickens, sir. Mr. Kessler: Beautiful lines, aren't they? 49 eb 49 Mr. Pence: VVhat model do you think my car is, I-Ierb? Herb VVaud: It's not a model, it's a horrible example. 69 49 49 49 Mr. Foster fin Physiesjz John, will you explain to me what a vacuum is? John Mackey: Er-Oh, it's in my head but I can't explain it exactly. 49 49 49 49 Skipper Mains: Have you ever speculated on why you are so popular in your neigh- borhood? ' Shorty Thompson: No, except that I told our neighbors that I always played on my sax when I got lonely. 49 69 49 49 Mr, Kessler Qin Englishk VVhat is Pope Gregory's Pastoral Rule? Merle Baker: It tells how the shepherd should keep his flock. 49 69 49 49 Mrs. George: Robert, can you detine nonsense? Robert Shaw: Yes, an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy. eeeo Mfr, Pence Cin Geometryj: Now we lind that X is equal to zero. Jim Berlean: Gee! All that work for nothing. 49 49 69 49 Waiter Cserving a Freshman who is taking girl out to dinner for the lirst timel: Nectar? Freshman Cblushingjz Not yet. 69 G Q9 49 Mr. Kessler: Bill, give me a sentence with the word decrease. Bill Phelps: My girl sat on my lap and took de-crease out of my pants. 69 49 49 49 Mrs. George: Compare the word sick. Robert McClure: Sick, sicker, dead. L 58:1