West Hyde High School - Quarterian Yearbook (Swan Quarter, NC)

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Iga tPhophvuu Araerilla A. Jenkins, the town eccentric, who spends everyday in the l°°king, threads her way among the almost forgotten lore for 4 tlme ’ Suddenl Y her tired old eyes light on a new volume. It is the famous periodical, V.ho ' s Who of 1964. Having secured the book she cracks the cover. I wonder what happened to that cla ss of 1950 of b. Q. h. S. she thinks to herself. Ah, here they are; Cahoon, Shelton, Jarvis, Cochran, the superintendent ' s son (or was he the Superintendent? Oh, well my memory ' s bad). Yep, they ' re all here. Berry, Bobby—Internationally known impersonater. Speech defects are his speciality. Kkkknow any new ones. Cahoon, Arlene—Accompanies Gus on the many trips he takes for the Navy. Inspiration for his success and promotions. Cahoon, Edmond—Sheriff of Hyde County and ABC officer. No crimes have been committed since he has been in office. Cahoon, Hiatt—Famous movie star. At the present time he is engaged in making eyes at Lullah Oppelt, the new screen sensation. Cahoon, Wahab—Agriculture teacher at Swan Quarter. He has just had easy chairs installed for all the boys. Cochran, Bill—Football coach at University of N. C. Just been appointed. So far his team has not lost a game. For that matter they haven ' t played any yet. Gibbs, C. D.--Celebrated artist. Has just finished the already world famous painting Dear hearts and Gentle People. Hodges, Ruby—Head Nurse at Layo Clinic. At present time is devoting all energy on anagging the handsome and famous Dr. Elloit Doe. Jarvis, Garth—Internationally known athlete. Got his fine physique from Charles Atlas, who gave him personal lessons for 5 years after correspondence failed. Jennette, Marlene—House wife. Finally caught Jack after chasing him from South Carolina to Florida where they now reside on an orange grove. Mason, Clara—Noted Home Economics teacher. Has just written the book— How to Run Your Husband 1 s Business. Mason, Hunter—Automobile dealer. Also tests new cars for the Ford com¬ pany. No car ever survives more than one test. McKinney, LaRue—Noted English authority. Has all degrees you can make out of our limited alphabet of 26 letters. Now started on the 44,449 letters in the Chineese alphabet. Shelton, John—Judge of Supreme Court. Big man in politics. Been married 6 years and has just given his wife her 3 rd kiss. Swindell, Jay—Preacher and journalist. Reverend Swindell is Editor of the Hyde County Herald. Swindell, Wade—Big cattle owner. Owns all land in Hyde County. Inspects herd everyday in high speed airplane. LaRue McKinney, Prophetess