West High School - Rodeo Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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HAW! HAVV! Chick tover phonel- Hello, is this you Pat Fl Pat,'- Yes Chick - May I have a date for the 'XV' dance ? Pat --- Yes, Ily the way, xvho is it speaking? Iiarl 'I'.i I dreamed last night that I was at a dance and had the dream- iest waltz with the syvellest lane in the school. Klattieguflh, did I dance well? Some girls get pearls from oysters, and other girls get diamonds from poor fish. It is impossible to lend some of the students any money, as they look upon :t loan as a gift. junioriHow come Gertrude Kreisa c-'inz-n is the only girl in the Boys' Rooters' club picture? Freshie-Oh, I guess she thought she would seem as a rose among many thorns. Une of the members of our faculty reports, My baby is so fond of me that he sleeps all day and stays up all night just to enjoy my society. Miss Smeetlfs Iinglish class was discussing the celebration of the Ilecf laration of Independence. The conf xersation is as follows: Student: Miss Smeeth, do the tianadians have hluly 4th Nliss Smeeth: Of course notl Student: VX'ell, what do they have lietxveen .luly third and the fifth 7' l'mfw .Yu1t'lj,'-1'r'f1l1l She nestled against the two strong arms that held her. She pressed her Hushed cheek against the smooth skin, so tan and so glowing. How hand- some! she cried, admiring the manlv back and the sturdy legs. How hand- some! I adore a leather upholstered chair. Hlonds weigh less than brunettes because they are lighter. Haw! Have you ever noticed the large percentage of weak eyed students? Probably the reason for this is that they are in a weak place. .Xll that women think of is clothes. From all appearances, l should say they are practically thoughtless. OUR' .S'TUDENTS IN THE MOVIES Florence I'attei's0n-Gloria Swan- son. Harrison Marting-Theodore Kos- loff. lfos XValker-.Iolm Barrymore. tieorge Pfleuger-Conrad Nagel. Madge Carson-fMae Busche. Kathryn Hippus-Mae Murray. 'lim XVood-Huck Jones. Ted Kirk--Houdini. .lim Allison-Lloyd Hamilton. Ralph HallfThomas Meighan. .Iohn Carney-fIiill Hart. Mary Riddle-Mary Pickford. Iiud NValker- VVally Reid liorothy Heilmana-fMarie Prevost. Doug Reid-Doug Fairbanks. liob Herrick--ltudolph Valentino. lioln l e:trceff'ieorge Arliess.

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XVe unlucky students work and toil, And often burn the midnight oil, Then some poor stude is sure to re- mark, Gee! that joke came out of the Ark. Mary Alice- l'm crazy to get married. Pete - I agree with you. You are crazy to get married. Mr. Horst says that the boy who doesn't smoke has more wind than the one who does. Mr. Owen says he wishes more of them around XYest would smoke then. T Miss Bockstahler- I want each one to describe a room that you would furnish if you had lots of money. Raymond B.f I'tn going to have a girl and all other modern conveniences in mine. Kathryn- l2yerybody's going to the tournament. Peg - Who all, Katie Kathryn-- XYell, Ralph Hall and fraud- tvlohn and Mary on a moonlight night after the dance.l :I'ohnf Mary, I love you, will you marry me? Mary- Yes, l-l-l w-will, John. QA long silenced Mary- john, why don't you say somthing. -lohn- I'ye said too df much al- ready. Mr. Hilbish was discussing the rttles of the marriage ceremony. He got sadly mixed up when he asked, ls it kistotnary to cuss the bride? Rock-a-bye. Seniors, on the treetop, As long as you study the cradle will rock, E Hut if you stop digging, the cradle will fall, And down will come Seniors, dip- lomas and all. OCR ADVERTISERS Patronize Thrm The Iiatlioztrt Supply Company The French lee Cream Market C. lf, Wade Printing Company The Sunset Confectionery Fred L, liolh Printing Company The Christy llrug Store Actual Business College lluckeye Cycle Company M, liosenlterg, Tailor The Cleveland Discount Company The XYelch Company A. Martucci, Shoe Repair VI. P. Kinney, Druggist The Akron lingraying Company Owen Brothers Confectionery Alyin Henry The H1 11'w tl -lewelry Company Xaher R lleH:u'eu Market Page .Yim'ly-nine