West High School - Rodeo Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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A turkey in the market is worth two on the farm. How will men look in 195f'l? asks a woman writer. Often. VCU' DITCH- Some kids get what they want, while others get sensible presents. Our advertising department: lied Cross Seals will stick. I're-war prices, It takes a drug store to make a high school girl blush. Ye Editor Sex: IJon't take yore Fatu'day night bath on Monday or Tuesday, for you might get the days of the week balled up. XE.-IRLY KILLED Pat- 'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer. Yer wuz near kilt. Mike- Begorra, I wish I had died that I moite see the villain hung. DIFFICIIT PRESCRIPTIOX Doctor- XYell, Dennis, did you take the pills I sent you? Dennis- Indade, docthor, an' I did not: ye wrote on the box 'one pill three times a day,' and I've been wait- in' till I see you to ask you how a man was to take a little bit of a pill loike that three times in wan day. DOIXG .S'O.l'IIiTI-IIXG RELIGIOUS I':it lwith two companions, tearing that their boat would swamp clgirinjg a storm I- Can you pray? Companions l together lA No. Pat- Can you sing? No Thin 0i'll pass around the hat, for we must do something religious. Commercial Training of College Grade Is the Modern Necessity for the future Business Man or Woman. Bulletin describing our courses both fundamental and advanced for the asking. hristy 'S Drug I Store XVest Exchange and Jefferson if? QTL? la, :ilk Drugs MW Kodak Supplies E. A. BROWN, Pres. Actual Business College I Ice Cream The Srhuol Ihut Gels li'exulls I'11m fm' II1n1rI1'f'1Iux1rIIwfiu'

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You Can't keep a good man down or a bad one up. Paul Revere with his To arinsl To arms! wouldn't make much his- tory now. XYinter may come and winter may go, but skirts get shorter forever. The early bird gets the worm So does the early chestnut. Many phone numbers are called, but few are gotten. l'hilippines sell stogies to -Ill coun- tries. Maybe that's why they need protection. Lives there Il man with clothes so worn, who never to himself doth mourn, this is my own, iny only suit. Soak the rich is what prohibition does. Drivers who try to beat trains are jumping at conclusions. A thing of beauty is usually an ex- pense forever. Come to the Sunset To get good things to eat. The candy r:1n't be heat. lt's the best you can gel. Come on, don't forget. The Sunset Confectionery 3335 South Maple Tony Fred L. Kolb Printing Co. 75 E. Mill Street lfilms are being shown in lotlfl the- T AKRON, OHIO atres in America and someone eats peanuts in the same number. Vtfhoever holds the key to disarma- ment can do the world a good turn. Page Oni' Illlllllfftfl mm' Three

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XVHFN IN NEI-QD OF Bicycle or Athletic Goods THINK Ulf .VXIQIQIPNF UXLY U tXlI'I,liTI2 SPORT SHOP The Buckeye Cycle Co. Iluckeye lfuilding, Mill and High Streets HQ' lzum' ll rm! Radio Dcporfzzzcazf also in Have some trouble? No, thanks: just had some. She-Robert, are you shiinmying? He-No! I just put on my winter tlannels. I'ete---Iohn's moustache makes me laugh. Mary-Yes, it tickles me. too. .-Xin't it a pleasure to show your folks how much you don't know? Stockings hold more rerts than rent. Vfhen your shirt comes hack with huttons gone-there's the rub. The man who has no will rarely finds a way. Honesty is the best policy for eyery one else. lllany of our future convicts' are driving autos. llenjamin Franklin got his start as a writer knocking the styles we claim we want hack. .Xfter the ceremony some women find they hare been hugging delu- sions. :XII the kings horses and all the kings men can't get peace in Ireland again. Page Om' Hundrfrl an1lFi7'r