West High School - Quotannis Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY Contmued In the slde of a nearby h1ll Date Schaum Sllxa Lejmetls and Roberta M1Ch8C1S vsere dr1ll1ng a mme shaft uhlch accordmg to Fanny Farmer 1IlXGSUgEitOI'S Barbara Porter and Ar1Ja La1m1ns would lead 1nto a xery rlch tem of Jellv beans All this talk about Jelly beans had started a bean rush Fxrst to arrive were Lo1s Renlek Barbara Renner and R113 McDonnell Sandra Papp Barbara Mathevts and Dorothy Mason xx ere ln the process of settlng up then' tents Wlth plans to rexolutxonlze the cereal lndus try Howard Selee Joan Slmunek Kay Stetson and Carol Szalay Jomed hands and produced a bean cereal heart shaped and shot from guns Daxe Blrnew Bruce Fr1ndt and Peter Muhl bach Doctors of Mouthologs had yust talked Bexerlv Robson Phyllls Sarrett and Mar1lxn Benltscheck out of thelr shares 1n the bean cereal lndustry But Pollceman Frank Carlozz1 flashed badge 714 arrested them 1n the name of Class 57 and took them to appear before Judge 1'ranc1s Zuchowskl vxhere the tr1al vt as recorded bv court reporter Gerry Lombardo The Jury Anna Mae Louxe Mary Krels Jeannette Koxach John C1aCCh1 and Barbara Barnes found them gullts and they were sen tenced to traxel the cont1nent Vtlth James Bur ton r1d1ng on Russell Lxmans motor scooter vxhlle cha1ned to Jams Dz1lna W8St1Dg no t1me reporters Mlldred Kehr Pat Denny and Carolvn Flsher raced to the nearest telephone and turned mn the Hndlngs to the DlB13SlO Wlre Seruce The news h1t the front pages of The Glgll0tfl Daily The Pelphrey Bugle and The Pauer Planter under the headllne JELLY BEAN FRAUDS GET CONTINENT ff If The long standlng trad1t1on of the class prophecy dlctates that thls be wrltten but 1n the interest of Journallstlc honesty thxs reporter must confess the whole story IS a hoax These are the facts On June 12 1938 the exe of our first reun1on the entlre class of June 1957 was arrested for dlsorderlw conduct and 18 st1ll serx lng t1me MARK YII . - U , . - , ., .v x. . . . Y Y . . 7 9 . . . V . . V . y Q 1 1 -' .1 . Y . .. v . Y. - 1 . . Y Y X . Y v . V. . . V . X 1 Y y v L 1 Y v in . 71 ' ' ' ' v ' . . . ,. , A 1 . x 1 x l . , . Y . . 4. . X Y, X 5 . B , , - . Y 1 . I 1 ' - . 27 . . . - - .. Y I I Y ' ' ' ' ' TOUR V . . 7 ' Y . v x . - - . .. v? 9 L Y uf' v 3 V '. 1 ' v ' ' '-' , '. , 1 - V -. - If X V . ' . 1 - ' 1 v ' ' ' . l ' 1 X i .- X xi s . 1 g 1 7 -1 1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 ' 1- 1 r 1 , , . , Q., . ... v . ' . '. e' , ,- L.. . , . L . , . X 1 .' ' I Y A , I 7 I A X y . X I 3 X Y T V . - .. -

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JUNE CLASS PROPHECY CLEVELAND 1990 Scxentlst Mary Svec re veals the d1scovery of a lost c1ty or rather a new and completely reorganxzed ClVl1lZatl0H populated by West Hlghers of Class 57 After many surveys It may be descrlbed as od Upon rece1v1ng perm1ss1on from Chlef Cook and Bottle washer Ron Tatsumx and h1s body guards Rosemarle Crawford and Mae Dague a tour was taken of the c1ty by thls reporter The first place v1s1ted was a fantastxc n1ght club owned by Fred Hetzel who bullt It up from a small hamburger Jomt belonglng to hrs father It IS the only n1ght club whlch opens 1ts doors at dawn and closes them at sunset Frank Amato buslness manager who puffed contlnu ously on h1s Marlnella clgars sa1d It IS for the benefxt of people who work nlghts at other clubs The doorman Champlon Door Opener Larry McLean 1nv1ted me 1nto the lobby where I met Rxchard Revegha Martha Jo Kurela Shlrley Rlchardson Carol Jablonskl Ella Erv1n, Tony Smollnskl and Lauralle Wolf selllng thelr d1a mond rlngs to F3159 money to buy Confederate flags belng peddled by Wendell Hunt aSS1St6d by Norma Prltchard Judy Sanders and Carlous Betts Competltor Eugene Short knowing the Yankees won was selllng Confederate money One look at the b1ll of attractxons convmced thls XISIIOI' that he was ln a hlgh class club Stars such as Chuck Ferrarl and the Flve Bluebxrds Barbara Durstln Ted Cr1sbo1 Bruce Graham Susan Gombos and Fred Jackson accompanled by Stlcky Flngers Tony Natale on h1s gu1tar would not appear for a crowd of less than three I was gulded to my table by a suave wa1ter George Pelesky who recently made the head lmes by lnventlng a new type DIZZH cutter Be cause It d1d not pass the Stlff requ1rements of L1z Pullella Angela D1Bello Rose Sch1llaro and Matt Pompeanl who control the plzza cutter market the lnventlon was dropped The llghts dlmmed and the lntroductory muslc was played by Jacquellne fFrenchJ Horn Caro lyn Scoon on her one hole flute and Jean Ten honen on the call1ope The show started w1th a bang as Charles Leete accldentally dropped his barbells on the toes of Sue DBVIIO and Marlanna DAmbros1o Immed1ately a group of tralned nurses Rasma Balod1s Arleen Barbulescu Mary Hamrxck and Annabel Huss rushed out to hold the patlents wh1le Dr Gordon Starr applled first ald Without further ado the clean up squad Mary Ann Dobler Gerllnde Wmgert and Tom K1ous1s scraped up the mess Durmg the 1nterrupt1on I gazed around and saw leadmg baton manufacturers, Lenore Kola and Katherlne Brady Seated near them were those new fad makers Louls Morehead and Marlene Toothman Unfortunately the stars of the show Dale Sogor and Barbara Sperom were not present as they were busy out w1tt1ng each other with pranks Once aga1n the program attempted to get under way w1th a pmg pong match between Dave Murdock and Angle Constantmo Otficxat mg m the game was Bob Taller The act ended when Charlotte Hall brxbed Bob by offermg h1m gas money to go collect her share 1n Errue Surnegle s sulfate radlcal At thxs poxnt the proceedmgs were halted by the yell1ng of the Clcxrello and Telemachos s1s ters who were enraged by a fellow named Ted for throwmg hxs Walte around The final act consxsted of the hlgh stepplng chorlnes Carol Babet Frances Balhnger Joyce Barr Marlan Baclgal Susan Yee and May Chan d1rected by Tw1nkletoes Albery Backstage I found Gary Jarabek Walter Law electr1c1ty wlth the magnetlc personalltles of Roger Zehe Ron Leon Dormne Vlntan Gr1et1na Peterson and Lucy Jakstas After leavlng the club I went to Eugene Becketts Secretarlal Tramlng Center where Joan Heppner was on guard duty Darla Plum lee was bus1ly typlng up warrants for Andrejs Peterson EdV1DS Auzenbergs and Druvls Udrls who had recently escaped from L1ll1an Verzls Dancmg School Mlke MCGIDIY and E1leen Wlll marth were runmng around trylng to recru1t members for the1r wh1sper1ng wlnds' club In the same bu1ld1ng those talented artlsts of song and poetry Mary Al1ce Greenhlll Clare Kelper Susan Handy and Carol Kantura were trylng to lnduce Jeane Klmble to g1ve her d1m ples to Legs Terry Scahel Searchlng for an ex1t I stumbled upon James Ranta experlmentlng with hls new d1shwash1ng machme based on the theory of mass productlon It conslsts of a large wash tub w1th Carol Gutoskey Nancy Foldesy Betty Frantz Becky Frledman and Carolyn Dodson chamed to xt Carol applxes the soap Nancy makes the suds Betty washes the dxshes Becky rlnses them and Carolyn drles The operatlon was supervlsed bv Chlef Inspector Vernon Bender Y I . . - . - - I Y Y Y I ' r H d.H . 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