West High School - Hesperian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 164 of the 1932 volume:

THE HETEEEIAN Four years ago looking inward, the entrance to a great adventure— Now, looking outward, the commencement of a still greater experience. The Hesperian or Adrift in We t High died Published by January Jenicrs Copyright 1932, by BOB HARRIS, Editor in-Chief BOB DIXON, Business Manager T First and Only Printing, January, 1932 FCEEWCEE) A s the event of the past four years have been weaving themselves into a plot, this bock has taken form. The composite of the individual records has resulted in a croup autobiography. In presenting the record of their own achievements, the graduates have attempted likewise to portray the progress of the school, the background of their own progress. Though it he as crude as any “first noveP it will serve to remind the characters in it, in years to come, of the drama of high-school life. defers-ATTIicrs -Clierecfers-AWflioe Seniors have appeared both as the authors and as the characters in this volume. It is, however, as characters of the outstanding “best seller of the year that they will be considered in the fcllcwinc paces. The plot is centered about them, their achievements, their interests. The whole is a colorful story of adventure, romance, and thrillinc situations. CLASS OFFICERS Cy Barnum Marian McCulloch Phyllis Yohe Bob Cobb President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer OUTSTANDING STUDENTS Charles Bernhard Mildred Forsti r Marian Carpenter Bob Harris June V. Anderson U. C., Restroom Committee 31; Blue Triangle; Girls’ F Club; G. A. A. Janice Meredith Lois Arnold U. C. ’31 Peter Pan Robert Backstrom Spanish Club ’30, ’31 Tomorrow and Tomorrow Robert Andrews CXC; Tennis ’29, ’30, ’31; Class Play Committee; Basket Ball ’29, ’30; Marionettes Feat Iyer top Lucillf. Austin G. A. A., Blue Triangle, U. C., Girl Reserves Footsteps of Angels Cy Barnum Alla, President ’31; Service Club; Round Table; Student Council, Secretary ’30; Track ’30, ’31; Class president; Valedictorian Larry Kinnard Barry Baseball ’28; Basketball ’29, ’30, ’31. Captain ’32; Alla, Vice-president; W” Club; Board of Control; Hi-Y Cabinet Captains Courageous John Beardsley Class Play, Second Lead; Ammilus If I Were King Paul Biddison Kamcra Klub ’29, ’30 King Ijrar Garnet Bates U. C.; G. A. A.; Spanish Club; Glee Club; Blue Triangle Confessions of a Co-ed Charles Bernhard Weekly, Staff ’29, Board ’30, Sports Editor ’31, Editor-in-chief ’31; Student Council; Service Club ’30; American Legion Medal Winner ’31; Hesperian Staff ’31; Dc Pol, Vice-president ’30, President ’31; Script; Ammilus; Band ’29; Class Play ’30; Chairman of Hesperian Committee The Front Page Ruth Bjerke Blue Triangle; U. C.; G. A. A. Little Women Kathryn Bi.ancii Blue Triangle, U. C, G. A. A. Early Candlelight Betty Bourgfrie U. C., G. A. A., French Club, Blue Triangle, Marionettes She S oopi to Conquer Ruth Brim hall Blue Triangle; French Club; Daubers; U. C., Art Committee; G. A. A. Sued and Low John Broughton Round Table; Wogaws, Vice-president ’30, President 31; Football ’28, ’29, ’30, 31; Class Play, Business Manager Babbitt Florence Brill Daubers, Art Committee; Blue Triangle Buried Treasure Rachel Brin National Honor Society; Weekly Staff, Board; De Pol. Treasurer 31; Script; Chairman of Class Play Committee; Hesperian, Class F.ditor; French Club; U. C. Out of the Beaten Track Lorraine Brombacii Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crocodile Island; U. C.; Class Play, Property Mistress; Blue Triangle Living My Ufe Ruth Burnquist Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crocodile Island; Ammilus; U. C., Restroom Committee, Membership Committee; Blue Triangle, Membership Committee; Class Play, Costume Mistress; French Club High Hats and Low Bows Don Campbell Peder Victorious Maxine Burelson Two People Maxine Caesar Blue Triangle, U. C. Empress Innocence Win ness Carhart G. A. A., U. C, Blue Triangle, Class Play Utopia Marian Carpenter Student Council; Weekly, Advertising Staff '29, Advertising Manager '30; Service Club, President ’29; U. C., Program Chairman '30; Blu; Triangle, Secretary '30; Dc Pol; Glee Club, Brils of Capistrano, Crocodile Island, minor lead; Chairman Senior Clothes Committee; French Club Sense and Sensibility Art Christensen Little Lord Fauntleroy Edna Christensen U. C., Blue Triangle Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm Ed Cashman And Life Goes On Dorothy Christiansen U. C., Girl Reserves, G. A. A. American Beauty Katherine Clement Blue Triangle; U. C. '30, 31; Class Program Committee Jo’s Boys Bob Cobb Round Table; Student Council, Vice-president 31, President '31; CXC, Treasurer, Vice-president, President; Hi-Y Cabinet, President; Class Treasurer; Track ’29, '30; Hockey, ’29, '30 Wild Life in the Rockies Harvey Coleman Football, Second Squad '29, First Team '30, '31; Lox; Class Play TJye Virginian Mary June Cooper French Club, U. C., G. A. A., Girls' W'' Club, Blue Triangle As You Like It Alan Colby Ammilus, Vice-president '31; Dc Pol; National Honor Society; Golf '31; Class Play Vicar of Wakefield Patricia Colwell G. A. A., Board '30; Blue Triangle, Social Committee; U. C., Social Service Committee; Ammilus; French Club; Class Play; Clothes Committee Pouder, Patches and Patty Betty Cowley Blue Triangle, G. A. A., U. C., French Club From Day to Day Marvin Comer Silas Mar tier Catherine Cullen Home Club, Entertainment Chairman The Unfinished Story Benjamin Dickinson Soldiers of Fortune Donald Crosier Hockey ’JO, 31 Quo Wadis Will Deminc Football Manager ’31; Basketball, Manager ’31; French Club Trail of tlx Lonesome Pine Bob Dixon Student Council; Weekly Staff, Board, Business Manager 31; Hesperian, Staff 31, Business Manager ’32; Service Club ’29; Chairman Class Program Committee; Hockey ’30, ’31; Wogaws, vice-president 31; Hi-Y Cabinet, Secretary ’31; National Honor Society. Bis wp Murder Case Virginia Dixon (Entered September ’31) Unfinished Business Florence Dyste De Pol; U. C.; G. A. A., Board Innocents Abroad Russell Engstrom Thinking for Oneself Charles H. Duffy Beau Geste Ruth Efnor Ammilus; De Pol; Hesperian, Staff ’31, Managing Editor ’32; Weekly. Board ’31, Special Writer ’31; National Honor Society On Being Alice Charlotte Farm De Pol; G. A. A.; U. C.; Blue Triangle; Weekly, Accountant; National Honor Society; Girl Reserves, Social Chairman The Spectator John Forbes Forum; Weekly, Advertising Staff; Cross Country ’30, 31; Orions, Vice-president ’31 In the Days of King Arthur Mildred Forster National Honor Society; Blue Triangle, Vice-president 31; Okoboji Delegate ’30; Service Club, Secretary-treasurer ’29, ’30; Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crocodile Island; Dc Pol, Treasurer ’30; Ammilus, Treasurer 31; Weekly Staff 31; U. C., Membership Committee; Ring and Pin Committee; Student Council Sophie Richard Gingerich Band; Orion, Secretary ’31; Madrigal ’30, 31; Ammilus ’30, ’31; Service Club. Secretary 31. Jimmy Valentine Lauren Findley Swimming ’28, ’29, ’30, 31; Alla, President '31; Radio Club. Forsaken Merman Vernf. Finson Spanish Club, Treasurer ’30 Disraeli John Fisk Orchestra, Madrigal Club, Usher Club. Graustark Wilbf.rna Lois Finch Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crocodile Island; G. A. A.; U. C. Fatal Interview Ted Fisher Madrigal; Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crocodile Island. Lyantey Helen Fleming Then and Now James C. Ford Swimming Team ’30, 31; Football, Second Team 31; Glee Club ’29, 30, 31; Model Airplane Club, Secretary ’29 The Water Baby Helen Gilmore U. C., Board, Museum Chairman’ 31; Service Club 31; Blue Triangle; Daubers, Secretary 31; Class Ways and Means Committee; French Club. Nice People Margaret Gnadinger Hesperian Committee, National Honor Society, Blue Triangle, U. C., French Club. The Salt of the Earth Irma Golden U. C., Blue Triangle. Portraits in Miniature Frances Gotsciiall U. C., G. A. A., French Club, National Honor Society. Ramona John Grant Kamcra Klub, President ’30; Band 29, ’30; Program Committee. New Atlantis June Gordon U. C.; G. A. A.; French Club, Secretary ’31; Banking Club, President ’29, ’30; Marionettes, Vice-president ’30, ’31; Class Play, Costume Mistress; National Honor Society; Class Play Cast The Princess Fred Grady Script, Vice-president ’31; Dc Pol. Advance men t of Learning Betty Grimes U. C, Board ’30, ’31, Chairman of Social Service; G. A. A.; French Club; Blue Triangle; Glee Club, Crocodile Island; Hesperian Committee. Liberty and Restraint Peggy Gross U. C., G. A. A., French Club. Barbara Fritchie Bill Guppy Weekly Staff ’30, ’31; Hesperian Staff; Service Club ’31; National Honor Society. Tom Brown's School Days Edna Hampel French Club, G. A. A., Blue Triangle, U. C. Romola Sidney J. Gunn Immortal Sidney Iris Hagen G. A. A.; Glee Club, Pickles, Will Tell; Blue Triangle; U. C. Jenny Lind Bob Harris Alla; Band; Track, Manager; Cross Country, Manager; Hesperian Committee; Hesperian, Editor-in-chief; De Pol; Kamcra Klub; Ammilus; Program Committee. King for a Day William Harris Cimarron Amy Herman Class Play; French Club; Ammilus; Script; G. A. A.; Blue Triangle, Program Committee, Board; U. C., Cleanup Committee, Board, Program Committee, Chairman of Rest Room Committee; Weekly Staff, Board; Class Program Committee Old Wives' Talc F.laine Holton U. C., Blue Triangle, Marionettes Lancelot and Elaine John Haynes Semper Fidelis; Basketball '29, ’30, ’31, 32. Little Minister Clarence Herzog Baron Munchausen Evelyn Hyer U. C., Girl Reserves, G. A. A., Blue Triangle Under the Greenwood Tree Virginia James U. CM G. A. A., Blue Eo JaRNJC Triangle, French Club, Madri- lcnn,s 3 fSa - Don Quixote Alice Blue Gown Bi.air Jenness Class Play Committee; Class Play; Kamera Klub, Secretary-treasurer ’31; Semper Fidelis Lochiniar Marjorie Jenkins Econs, U. C., Madrigal Idylls of the King MARGUERrrE Johnson U. C.. Blue Triangle, G. A. A. Crown of Wild Olive Fred Jones Semper Fidelis, Glee Club. Emperor Jones - Prudence Kennedy Blue Triangle, G. A. A., W” Club, U. C., French Club Pilgrim’s Progress Amy Klein Blue Triangle, U. C., French Club, Daubers, Class Program Committee, G. A. A., National Honor Society, Commencement Committee Lavender and Old I-ace Virginia Langford U. C, G. A. A., French Club The Sophisticates Violet Kimball The Los ing Spirit Herb Lagermeier Bank 29, 30, ’31 Guy Manner in g Mary Learman National Honor Society; Spanish Club, Secretary ’31; Daubers, Treasurer 31; Blue Triangle, Publicity Committee; U. C., Art Committee; G. A. A. TIk Golden Thread Park R. Learned, Jr. Swimming ’28; CXC; Hockey 29, ’30, 31; Class Play; French Club. O Captain, My Captain! Jane Levin Student Council; National Honor Society, Valedictorian; Weekly, Staff, Board, Associate Editor 31, Co-editor 31; Ammilus, President 31; Chairman Pin and Ring Committee; Chairman Graduation Committee; U. C.; Blue Triangle, Board 31; French Club; G. A. A.; Class Play, Property Mistress ’30 Personality Plus Elizabeth Martin Blue Triangle, U. C. New England Holiday Virginia Lee U. C., G. A. A., Blue Triangle, Bank Teller. With Malice Toward None Carl Lindstrom Orchestra, Conccrtmastcr; Daubers; Madrigal; Thirteenth Aero Squadron. David Copperfield Robert Martin Script, Hesperian Staff Divine Comedy = Paul Mason The Perennial Bachelor Alice McLean U. C, G. A. A.. Girl Reserves, Marionettes, Class Play Lead, Class Flower Committee Cinderella Marjorie Morrill U. C., G. A. A., Blue Triangle, Class Play, French Club The Tragic Queen Marion D. McCulloch Class Vice-president; Student Council; National Honor Society; Blue Triangle, Secretary ’31; Okoboji Delegate ’31; Daubers, Vice-president ’30, President 31; Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crococile Island; De Pol; U. C., Board 31 Lady of tlx Lake Shelby Merrill Basketball 29, ’30, 31; Football 29, 30; Glee Club 31; Semper Fidclis ’29, ’30, 31; W” Club Tlx Lost Prince Robert Mostue De Pol, Secretary 30; Archery Club; Ways and Means Committee Svengali Ruth Mueller French Club, Blue Triangle, U. C. Evangeline Virginia Nelsen U. C.; G. A. A.; Blue Triangle; Spanish Club, Program Chairman 31, Secretary '31 Paradise Quest Louise Neuman Spanish Club, President 3 1; U. C., Board, Chairman Art Committee ’31; Script; Daubers; Art Scholarship; Chairman Class Picture Committee. Romeo and Juliet Lawrence J. Murdock Orchestra With Those WIjo Wait William Nelson Arabian Nights Betty Mitchell G. A. A., U. C, Blue Triangle, Madrigal, Glee Club, French Club Men and Memories Evelyn M. Olsen U. C., G. A. A., Blue Triangle My Story Jean Pike G. A. A., U. C., Blue Triangle, Class Pin Committee The Com pleat Angler Jack Proctor Class Play Cast. Sun Cure Preston A. Rf.ed Band ’29, ’JO, ’31; Orchestra ’29, Student Sports Manager ’30; Ammilus ’29, ’30, ’31; Semper Fidelis ’30, ’31 The Poor Nut Jean Reynolds Blue Triangle ’31, G. A. A. Dick Reynolds Linx ’29, ’30 Lorna Doone Wit j Byrd at t x South Pole Williamina Robertson Weekly Staff; Spanish Club, President ’31; U. C.; Class Commencement Committee; National Honor Society The Loving Spirit Rosalyn Rosenberg Far From t x Madding Crowd Mabel Roust U. C. The Good Earth JUDSON ROSEBERRY Orion, President ’30, ’31; Hockey ’30, ’31; Spanish Club; Ammilus; Class Picture Committee; Hesperian Committee; Glee Club, Crocodile Island Daddy Long Legs Gardner Roth Orchestra, Concertmaster; Class Picture Committee; Ring and Pin Committee The Wandering Minstrel Rosalind Rush National Honor Society; U. C., Board, Chairman Membership Committee; French Club Maid in Waiting Una Rydell Glee Club '31, Madrigal '31 Musical Interlude Ernst Sachs The Iron Mask Clarence Sakol Band '29. '30. 31, 32; Class M nn Schroth Play Staff, Class Ways and U. C.. G. A. A.. Blue Triangle Means Committee Merely Mary Ann Beau Bru mm el Della Sheffield Daubers, U. C., Blue Triangle Evelina Marguerite Siiallett French Club, Marionettes. U. Cm G. a. a. On With the Shou Helen Shogren G. A. A., U. C., French Club, Blue Triangle The Gibson Girl Dr nice Stai ni U. C.; French Club; Blue Triangle, Membership Committee; Blue Triangle, Chairman Dramatic Hobby Group To Elat e and To Hold Carmen Starn National Honor Society. Blue Triangle, G. A. A., U. C., Class Program Committee Midsummer Night’s Dream Dick Stempf Baseball 28, 29; Golf 31 Tlye Odyssey Bill Stofft Orchestra 29, 30, 31; Band 31; Class Play Staff My Musical Ufe William Stokki Robinson Crusoe Alice Swedenborg French Club, U. C., Class Play Committee, National Honor Society, Blue Triangle Alice Sit-by-the-Fire Clarice Swenson U. C., Blue Triangle, G. A. A., French Club Understood Betsy Mary Taylor Blue Triangle, U. C., G. A. A., French Club, Art School Scholarship ’3 1 Seventeen Ruth Thori Orchestra, Madrigal, Marionettes, U. C., G. A. A., French Club Claire Ambler Sylvia Ton rich Blue Triangle Silence Helen Twoniey Glee Club, Blue Triangle, G. A. A. If Alice Mae Van Krevei.en G. A. A., Executive Board; Girls’ W Club; City-wide Felt Winner; Script; Weekly, Staff; Hesperian, Staff Acres of Diamonds Sarah L. Wallace Orchestra ’28; G. A. A.; Glee Club, Bells of Capistrano, Crocodile Island; Script; French Club; U. C.; Weekly, Staff, Editorial Board, Special Writer; Hesperian, Organizations Editor; National Honor Society Quality Street Irma Wayrynen All Passion Spent Burton Waldron Thirteenth Aero Squadron, Class Play Lead Tlx Highwayman Jefferson Warren Everyman Belle Watt son Madrigal, Secretary ’31; Blue Triangle; U. C.; French Club; Bank Teller ’30, ’31; G. A. A. T cm per a mental Jane Donald Wilkif. Daubers, Vice-president ’30 The Student Prince Myrtle Wilson Blue Triangle, G. A. A., U. C. Portrait of an American Jane Wright G. A. A.; Forum; French Club; U. C., Membership Committee ’30, Refreshment Committee 31; Blue Triangle; Class Clothes Committee Bad Girl Dick White Wogaws, Secretary 31; Tennis Team; French Club; Madrigal Wizard of Oz Barbara Wright U. C., Membership Committee 31; Girl Reserves; Round Table, Vice-president 31; Picture Committee An Old-Fashioned Girl Phyllis Yohe Class Secretary; Student Council; National Honor Society; Blue Triangle, President 31; Silver Triangle, President, 28, ’29; U. C.; French Club; Glee Club, Crocodile Island; Dc Pol; G. A. A.; Class Play The Beloved Ro ue Jean Amland Guy Buck William Carroll Marjorie Johnson George Keenan Jack Kendrick John Lundquist Molly MacDonald Alfred Marks Manuel Marquez James McGuire Gwen Marshall Geoffrey Pope Harvey Robinson Warren Schram ■ Jane Levin ValcJic orians Cy Baknum COMMENCEMENT PROGRAM So take and use thy work. Amend what flaws that lurk What strain o’ the stuff, what warpings past the aim . . . Let age approve of youth.” Robert Browning Processional— Pazcnticrrc”-----------------------------------------------Pardo West High School Orchestra Invocation___________________________________________________Rev. C. E. Haynes Overture— Encouragement”____________________________________________ Roettger West High School Orchestra Valedictory Honor— Youth and the Challenge”...................—Cyrus Barnum Marimbaphone Solo— Flappcrette”........................................—..Grier William Stoft Vocal Solo— When the Heart Is Young”____________________________________ Buck Una Rydell Essay— Youth and Religion” Rachel Brin Essay— Youth and Social Justice” Charles Bernhard Violin Duct— Concertantc”_____________________________________________________■_Mozart Carl Lindstrom—Gardner Roth Valedictory— Youth and Education” Jane Levin Presentation of Class and Diplomas by Member of Board of Education Benediction-------------------------------------------------Rev. C. E. Haynes Recessional----------------------------------------- West High School Orchestra - VANITY FAIR Barnum______________ Most popular Yohc Broughton Best looking J. Wright Merrill...........................Best line.............................—J. Wright Learned Biggest bluff________________________________Herman Merrill ....Best dancer Morrill Cobb —- Most all-round Yohc Barnum ......... Most studious_________________________________________________ Levin Dixon ______________________Best dressed________________________________Colwell Broughton_________________________Snootiest___________________________________Colwell Guppy, White Cutest________________________________________ Pike AUTHORS OP BOOKS ON SPECIAL SUBJECTS CHOSEN BY THE COMMITTEE OF FIVE Come Into the Kitchen Football Line Tactics Riding, the Sport for Everyone The Secret of Poetry Trisecting Angles With Palette and Paint Venture in Writing Gingcrich and Cullen Harvey Coleman Alice Van Krcvclcn Wallace and Martin Frederick Grady Neuman, Brill, Wilkie Efnor and Brin pi®t pier pier pier pier pier pier ■ n order to flive a complete and many-sided interpretation to every phase of school life, and to show the relation of the students to the school at larae, the authors have included a necessarily brief narration of their activities outside of the classroom. It is to these broadening and educational extra-curricular interests, they aver in a body, that they ©we their areat literary success. Ilddief will relcice in the becks reviewed here. Each cf them has been written especially fcr yciinl readers. And best cf all, each stcrv has a incral. ilc Jmmlc Jv ROUND TABLE Back Row: Thin, Baxter, Mann, Thacker, In me Sf.cond Row: Gram, Yerxa, Nye, D. Winn, Hopper. Pierson Faont Row: Wright, lice-president; Mill Lockhart, aJtiter; G. Winn, president; Avery, treasurer; Malsed AT THE COURT OF LOCKHART Then up rose King Winn and he spoke, Let it be written that Ladies Pike and Wright and Sir Malsed be keepers of the portals during the first hour, and in the succeeding period Sir Thiss shall perform those duties. Subsequently Lady Graves shall take them upon herself and at the sounding of the gong denoting the beginning of the fourth hour, she shall surrender them unto Lady Avery and myself, and we, in turn, to Ladies Winn and Pierson and Sir Mann, who, in turn, give them unto Lady Nye, Sir Broughton and myself. And I further charge you, each and everyone, to exercise extreme care in the collection of Library Slips and to distribute them to their respective rooms. And furthermore let there be no obnoxious or obstreperous noises in my domain. You shall take it upon you, individually and collectively, to subdue promptly and properly all persons creating disturbances. I have conferred with Mile. Lockhart and she has ratified all my commands to you. Let it be so. As a consequence of King Winn’s inspired speech, at every hour there is to be found presiding over the Lockhart domain cither a knight or a lady of the Round Table. Faithful to their king, all Library Slips are diligently collected and invalid ones ferreted out. And woe betide the unhappy vassal who played truant instead of paying homage to King Winn and his court. It was through the intensive efforts of the Court of Winn that such thick silence reigned throughout the tiers of tomes. Due to a conspicuous lack of dragons and maidens in distress, no spectacular rescues were executed, but King Winn still holds forth hope for the future. STUDENT COUNCIL Back Row: BernharJ, Drake, Dixon, Koehler, Barnum, Curlit Third Row: Fon ter. Yoke, 1st in, Strand, Irei Srcond Row: Greer, Wat ion, McCulloch, DodJ Front Row: Mm Utley, aJvher; ReeJ, vice-president; Cobb, preiident; Robb, tecrelary; Carpenter Not in picture—Kline COWBOY COUNCIL The sun was setting over the rim of the Mystic Isles as 'Two-eyed' Cobb came plunging up to the door of the Lazy W ranch.” Thus opens the first chapter of the Cowboy Council. We find the young hands confronted with the difficult task of lassoing some two thousand and herding them into the auditorium. After following several bum steers, the council pulled out its shooting irons and started to work in earnest. The members removed their respective sombreros and thoughtfully scratched their heads. A regular job of our heroes is riding the range in 302 and outlying pastures. They keep the herd quiet and watch them graze in the fields of learning. The cowboys also staged an international rodeo Green and White Day. Swiss, Scotch, French, German, and English—all were represented. The point system was examined from all angles as usual. At last Daredevil Dixon hit upon the plan of herding the mavericks into appointed stalls, and John N. Greer, owner of the ranch, told Bob to go to it; so in true orderly Western style, the cattle were corralled. They were separated into droves; for instance, the French were isolated from the Germans, the Latin from the Spanish, and so on. They were branded by numbers and moved in orderly lines to the old stamping ground instead of attempting the former wild stampede. Teachers were enlisted as herders, to keep the droves quiet and to keep up a sharp lookout for rustlers. Boys will like this tale of rodeos, rustlers, and rawhides. You cannot go wrong in selecting it as a gift. Two-eyed Cobb,” Sourdough Cy,” and Klevcr Koehler” will become ideals. No boy, or girl either, should be deprived of the thrilling experience awaiting the reader in these pages. FRENCH CLUB Back Rom: , f Lanxbhn, Dkkimon, GooJipeeJ, In inf, l.em trom, Frinberg, Ward, Wilcox Sixth Row: Mori. A. Dwyer, Hopper, I. Dnyer, lonap, Farehon, Bayer Fifth Row: Shint. Stem, Cooperman. II ynun, Klrmomer, Weld, Lajoie, Yerxa Fourth Row: Bell, Meal, Valiqnette, WoeUer, Baker, Emit, An Jr non Third Row: Date, Hiller man, Reif, WHIioms, Hamilton, Singer Stcond Row: Gibion, Randolph, Dodd, McAfee, Greer, Kronick, EJqniit Front Row: Palmlraf; Barnnm, tier-president; Ryan, pretiJrnt; Avery, treamrer; leuell, Kimball OUR LITTLE FRENCH FRIENDS Every child numbers among his dearest memories his imaginative journeys into foreign places. Dearer than any tangible friends are his mythical companions. They arc all-beautiful, all-pcrfcct. Do not therefore deprive yourself of the numberless joys you will find within the pages of this magical talc of sunny France. In it you will find living, breathing characters from a land flowing with the milk and honey of history. The story itself concerns a group of young American people interested in the study of the land of Libert e, Egalitc, et Fra crni e. They speak in the language of Marie Antoinette and warble the strange syllables, also, in such compositions as Sermons la Saladc.” We gather from numerous discussions that the group has been in the habit, for several years, of sending money at Christmas time to the French children who were orphaned by the war. The offering is used to purchase books and clothing. But this year the depression is on. Can they spare the five dollars? If so, should they send it away to feed France or should they use it to relieve Minneapolis? Fears and pleas for the orphans wring the reader’s heart strings. One should read the book to discover the outcome but we cannot bear to leave you in the agony of suspense. They did send it! See ad. Aside from the aforementioned benefits, the reader becomes conversant with the French language. Miss Hiscock, the adviser of the group, provides simple little lessons which may be easily mastered by the most uncultivated mind. Before he knows it one is astounding one’s friends by asking for spare ribs and sauerkraut, or lude-fisk and apple strudel in the tongue of the immortal Napoleon. FRENCH CLUB Bac Row: Harris, Bonen, B. Shrewsbury, Tberien. Cbtlert, Jacobson, Thornton. Dain Sixth Row. A. An Jr non, Christensen, Lytle, N el ton. Morn, Tyson, Berry FlITM Row: Murphy, Deminx. HyJe, Richardson. Garrison, Bonurll, J. AnJrnon, Maxoon Fourth Row: Colwell, Bnrnquist, Whitney, Carhart, AnJrrrt, Forney, Alank Third Row: Ponclser, Proper, Weeks, UnJbloom, Grander, Hayward, Pirnon, Maybnry Si coni Row: Rice, Wet son, OJell, Hyland. E. Shrewsbury, Foster, Rohan Frost Row: Paris, Okney, Johnson, Lanon, Walter, Nye THE LITTLE FACT BOOK John iV. Greer Publishing Co. They laughed when I got up to speak. For years 1 had been the sap of the bunch. And then one day I came across your little book. All was changed. 1 spoke forcefully, confidently. I bent others to my will. I am now president of three bird seed corporations and one chain store. All thanks to the Little Pact Book. Are you, too, a hesitant speaker? Do you long to hold your audience spellbound? Are you the wall flower of your social garden? Are you ignorant of great events? Test yourself. Did you know that: Sept. 8 West opened its doors again to two thousand sunburned prodigals? Sept. 25 The first message of its kind was carried by the Minute Men? Sept. 28 The Thirteenth Aero Squadron landed in order to reorganize? Oct. 12 Perspiring dramatists played for Patsy parts? Oct. 23 Polly Pringle told the Weekly farewell and left for the Golden Gate? Oct. 26 Teachers fired their first gun—issued report cards? Senior Parent-Student dinner was given with speeches? Oct. 29 Westerners marked festival day with offerings of Green and White? Nov. 6 B Seniors trekked to polls for class election? West Warriors defeated Edison 13-7? Nov. 16 High Society donned its white gloves and focused its opera glasses on Ben Erway in The Copperhead? Dec. 4 The Patsy was produced for the first time west of Hennepin? Dec. 18 Polly Pringle forsook land of grapefruits to return to her anxious askers again? Carols and chimes opened the Christmas cycle? Jan. 28 A Seniors pass on and out? « KAMERA KLUB Back Row: Grant, Bellh, Sellen Front Row: Jennets, secretary-t reamrer; Norton, adviser; Satber, president; Slone WITH THE KAMERA BOYS OUT WEST or Hair-Raising Reels Among tlx Cowboys Beautifully and attractively illustrated with photographs taken by the characters themselves is this wholesome, adventure story of boys for boys. The story has to do with a group interested in amateur photography. Under the guidance of their adviser, A. D. Norton, they start out West for a year of education and fun. The boys spend their first few months taking pictures of the football games. Thus all the Western gridiron battles were turned into celluloid classics. Finding the movies shown on Green and White Day and other festivals a great success with the Westerners, our heroes devised the plan of combining movies and meals. Commencing with the Greene Murder Case, S. S. Van Dine’s famous classic, and following with Byrd at the South Pole, they presented thrillers every day during the last ten minutes of the lunch hour. Portions of these mysterious masterpieces arc embodied in the volume and will provide ample shivers for even the most sophisticated reader. Aside from these features we find that the latter pages of the book deal with two sports dear to the heart of every young lad: hockey and basketball. They arc amply illustrated with bona fide photographs of games in which the Western hosts have played. The above picture shows the group just after they returned from their trip West. Aside from Mr. Norton, Bill Sathcr, the leader of the boys, is the main character. This book, attractively bound, makes an ideal gift for the young nephew, son, grandson or cousin. It presents all characteristics of upstanding young manhood and high ideals in a pleasing, educational story. Boys will delight in the talk of cameras, sports and films which runs throughout the volume. Don’t miss this book. You will thrill over its descriptions, you will chill over its characters, you will roar at its dialogue. On sale wherever good books are sold. 5 LITERARY TEA Teas may come and teas may go but Mile. Olga Kuchynka’s literary tea, given as a reception for three young and budding genii will be remembered forever by all the foremost disciples of the News. Mile. Kuchynka’s salon, long known to literary luminaries as the home of brilliant wit and sparkling repartee was the scene of the celebration. The entertainment, introducing her three most promising new protegees. Misses Nancy Tatam, Dorothy Pieper, and Lillian Ind (known as La Ind”), was managed with such aplomb and carried off with such serene suavity and polished sang-froid that it will go down in history as the tea of the century. As Mademoiselle herself coyly remarked, peeping from behind her gigantic emu feathered azure-tipped fan, Honi soit qui mal y pcnsc. Assisting the hostess on the receiving lines were the Misses Mavis Carlson, Doris Poucher, Marjorie Liss and Barbara Lyon. Miss Pouchcr was gorgeous in imported pearls while Miss Carlson was resplendent in a henna rinse. Miss Liss and Miss Lyon both were garbed in fiftccn-dollar creations, designed in Anoka. Mile. Kuchynka’s receiving lines arc famous for their brilliant remarks on the weather. The tables were decorated in floral motif with centerpieces of Dutchman’s Breeches and cauliflower. Acting upon the theory that creative genius needs no material sustenance, the hostess served tea only. Miss Dorothy Lyon presided over the green tea, while Margaret Burmaster dispensed Orange Pekoe. (However, we were shocked upon retiring behind a palm, later in the afternoon, to discover Miss Eleanor Picrcy, author of Greece in its Embryonic Stages,’’ gnawing upon a hunk of bologna, which she hastily concealed in her stocking upon our intrusion.) Count James Gerberding held forth in one corner of the room upon his recent experiences among the jiasticutuscs of Central Mesopotamia. In the group which surrounded him were Miss Mary Cochran, who delighted all with her piquant sneeze, and Mile. Emily Anderson, who inserted an admiring, Oo la la” after every jiasticutus. The success of the count’s stories emboldened the Honorable John Potter to tell a few fish stories, but his lordship’s mustachios quivered so furiously that the Honorable John retired in embarrassment. In another corner. Lady Wiwika Lindberg was teaching William Innes how to tango to the rune of the Peanut Vendor as rendered by a chorus consisting of Misses Mary Opfer, Dorothy Naegcli, Marjorie Ward and Mary Carlyon. Later in the afternoon. Miss Ihma Riedel astonished the gathering by a vocal rendition of two verses of the Green and White without a blunder. She was accompanied on the sousaphone by Leonard Douglas. Miss Lois Greene, glorious in a new shade of lipstick, recited several hits from her new book of poems, which was recently published. However, she was interrupted in her tenth selection by a debate between Robert Stevens and John Junkin as to whether one should come to a full stop at a comma or should only shift gears. The debate was settled by the count who decided from the depths of his mustachios that in case of doubt colons should take the place of commas. Miss Lorraine Lang and Thomas Moore had just begun an adagio dance, their own interpretation of Washington at Gettysburg, when Robert Piercy, Duke of Porkshirc and Baconham, entered. The duke stiffened at the sight of Count Gerberding. The Count twirled his mustachios. Mile. Anderson stopped in the middle of an ”oo’’. The two gentlemen drew their pocket knives and stepped behind a pillar. Seconds were quickly chosen, Norbert Lane for the Count and James Colwell for the Duke. Someone sent for Dr. Robert West. A few minutes later the Duke appeared waving the Count’s mustachios. He then explained to the hostess that the count had just bribed Marion Dahlcn, the only cook he’d ever had who could make decent pan-dowdy, to leave him. Shortly afterwards, the tea broke up and the guests left, leaving Mile. Kuchynka to mop up the pfcffernusc crumbs. LOS CASTILLANOS Hack Rot; Boyer, 'Lander, Campbell, Price, Palmer, Fimon, Rabbint, Backttrom Si con'd Row: Konp, Brencbley, Conroy, Goodyear, Sehen, Robert ion, Farrell I kont Row: Slixrood; Mackenzie, treamrer; Cor nub; Sen man, president; Mr. McLaughlin, ad t her; Lear man; Roieberry; Kemp, xice-preiident MANTILLAS, BULL FIGHTS AND ONIONS Los Castillanos means The Spaniard. This club is called The Spaniard because it is primarily a Spanish club. Its chief purpose is to further students’ knowledge of Spanish. It has other purposes but they arc secondary. Secondary purposes arc not as important as primary purposes. In fact, secondary purposes arc relatively unimportant. The club recently changed its name. It was formerly known as the Spanish Club. It has been renamed Los Castillanos. It meets every other Monday in room 308. Room 308 was chosen because it is Mr. McLaughlin’s room. Mr. McLaughlin is the faculty adviser of the club. He is a Spanish teacher. That is, he teaches Spanish. Louise Neuman is the president of the club. She is an A senior. Dean Kemp is vice-president. He is a B senior. Mary Learman is secretary of the club. She is an A senior. Thomas MacKenzic is treasurer. He is a B senior. The officers of the club arc all seniors. A senior is a student who is in his last year in school. The club initiated ten new members this fall. The initiation was held at Glcnwood park. Glcnwood park is out near Bryn Mawr. The initiation was not ail held at Glen-wood park. It started at Grace Church and ended at President Neuman’s house. It was a progressive initiation. The club also decided to wear appropriate pins this year. The pins are black and gold. Attached to the pins on a chain is a gold V . The ”W” stands for West. West is the name of our high school. It is a fine high school. Williamina Robertson was the reporter for the club. A reporter tells the West High Weekly what the club has been doing. DAUBERS Back Rom-: Wilke, Janet, Campbell, Jenten, Gatkill, WfUi Third Row: O Irion, Neuman, Sheffield, I link. Bear man, AiplunJ, Brimhall Si'cond Row: Dale. Gage, RuJJ, Lyon, Kline, Griffith Front Row: l.rarman, treamrer; Gilmore, tecretary; McCulloch, president: Alarik, iice-prriident; Cooper nun WEE FOLKS’ PAINT BOOK Who has not spent uncounted contented hours tinting the inhabitants of a paint book. The girls from China, the boys from Japan, the children at the zoo, the pigs on grandpa's farm, Christmas night, the three bears feeding the chicks—they all come in for their share of amateur enjoyment. They have stood the test of years and have proved themselves good. In this book, however, wc have additional joys. Besides the usual attractions we find sketches of school life. There is a course in soap carving. In preparation, wc find clay models. These lead up to the finished delicate soap subjects. An entirely new feature, modern art for the kiddies, is included here. We find a complete and clear account which reflects the associated authors’ hard study. As illustrations wc find the club members’ own attempts at the new art. In connection with their new project, the care of the bulletin boards, wc find poster design, arrangement, and color. This book is put out by the Daubers Club of West high school under the direction of Miss Hazel I. Moore. It is artistically bound with a stiff paper design. Full directions for the use of the required mediums, water color, tempera, clay, soap, and ink. arc found inside. A delightfully educational book for young people is this new wrork; concise in directions, amusing in illustration, and enjoyable in execution. Complete instructions for soap carving arc found in the back of the book. The variety of subjects rivals the contents of a Scotch Missionary box. There is a bathtub for beginners. A tiger and a Scotch terrier arc shown for the zoologically inclined. These arc followed by a child at prayer and some heads in bas relief. An Ivory, Fels-Naptha or Crystal-White study of Wong Sin Foo, the princess of Ivo-Rus-Cpe, finishes the course as well as the sculptor. Clarinets Drums BAND Trumpets Saxophoni Ford Stone Moore Reed Sheppard Robey Lee Fein berg Ludwig fohmon Dudley Hansen Goodacker Simondt Laramie Martin Blanchard Trombones Lager meter Johnson Palmer Tetzlaff Salter Wikoff Hauenstein McKennan Kreilkamp Schall Romlin Blomfield Wheeler V olden Levy Williams Anderson Baritones Avery Basie s Heising R. Harris I.. Harm Helton N. Mahon Morton Raymond McClintock G. Mahon Gunberg O'Keefe Emerson Cafarella Piccolo Dale Good acre Steinhilber Holmes Parmelee T utcany Tympani Sokol THE BLOWHARDS Oh mother, oh mother, come quickly and sec, the music is coming, the band's on a spree.” In such a manner we might hail the appearance on the horizon of this new book about fifers and drummers, Thr Blou barJs. Written for boys and girls between the ages of 12 and 17, it relates the extraordinary adventures of about fifty-eight high-school boys in the land where brass gets one by. Read of their roof-raising performances at school assemblies. Shiver delightfully when the tuba moans or the clarinet shrieks. Girls, picture your dream soldier hero, as the band marches by in uniform. Can’t you just see Tommy or Dicky or Harry in a similar white suit carrying a drum or a trombone or a cornet? We also find a chapter devoted to descriptions of several thrilling football struggles which were fought to the bitter end with musical interludes by the band. Another page tells us of a trip made by Tbf Blowhards to Jefferson where they put on an hour’s program of music. Their book ends with the promise of a sequel which will relate their adventures at another program of this sort. i A portrayal of organizations whose prime purpose is service to their school is presented in each of the books reviewed here for liesperian readers. HOME CLUB Back Row; Leopold, Maynard, Sarzin, Haehnrr, Gallagher, Haupi, Mortenton, Johmon Third Row: Bauer, G. Flake, R. Suamon, Kimberg, Locktrby, V. Flake, Richardt St coni) Row: onei, Rekilad, Graham, Johmon, Murphy, Pelerion, M. Suamon, O’Connor Front Row: F.rlandion; Erickson; . Wagner, preiident; Mrs. Lockwood, adiiter; B. Wagner; Hartman, Brandt THE LITTLE GRAY HOME IN THE WEST In reviewing Willing Workers, by Mmc. Malva C. Lockwood and Mile. Katharine Lane, the reviewer is confronted by the task of selecting the outstanding feature. Interest, activities, and plans as well as character-building episodes abound throughout this charming work. Perhaps the most distinctive feature that runs through the entire plot is the abundance of parties and helpful acts performed by the fair heroines who play their parts with such distinction and charm that the performance of their social tasks forces even the most reluctant reader into complete subjugation. The dialogue is pleasing, convivial, and instructive, while the characters perform their tasks in complete amity. It would indeed be hard to find a group of individuals, having a decided purpose, who attain their objective in a more efficient manner. The action shows at once such swift movement and definite purpose that the enthusiasm of the reader will unconsciously respond. In the opening chapters of the book, the entire action centers around a Hallowe’en party, while another social highlight of the winter season is the grand Christmas swingout and a tea for the P. T. A. Board. Perhaps the prospective reader will gather from the foregoing that the club women arc interested in nothing but one gay and brilliant affair after another. Such, however, is not the case, for the characters that parade across the pages arc deeply involved in high finance. The consummate artistry of the co-authors is best shown in the helpful way in which they pilot the people through the shoals of the depression. Realizing the great possibility for service, little women ushered at the class play. Because of its distinctive plot, its true and sincere aim and its friendly spirit, this reviewer will venture to predict that the Home Club will live long in the hearts and memories of the West reading public. U. C. BOARD Bach Row: Neuman, Herman, Carpenter, Ruth, Gilmore Second Row: Grimet, Brennan, Greer, treasurer; lies Front Row: Mrs. ReeJ, aJuser; Barnnm, vice-president; StranJ, pretiJrnt; Boice, secretary; Mrs. Rocbford, adviser JUST GIRLS TOGETHER A record purely of good deeds interspersed with moments of lighter occupation when the club members pause to drink tea and nibble daintily at vanilla wafers, this book is instructive and educational reading for those who would learn how to dress dolls to please needy tiny tots, how to collect dues from upperclass girls, and how to prepare Thanksgiving baskets of appetizing appearance and delicious contents at a minimum of expense. The composition presents a clear picture of the doings of a group of high-school girls from the junior and senior classes banded together to promote fellowship and charity The general opinion that girls can never work together and accomplish great things without the assistance of boys in regard to financial matters and business arrangements receives a severe setback in this volume. The author, Annette Strand, who also represents herself in the book as president of the upperclassmen, expresses high indignation with those condescending persons who scoff at such projects as this group undertook. One of the high points of the story is on page 119. The girls have decided to give points for achievement, and the discussion of the qualifications for these medals, which takes place at this point, is a good bit of dialogue done in a manner worthy of the author. Some of the other characters who appear in prominent places are Mary Barnum, the vice-president of the organization, Hclcn-Bcllc Boice, the smiling secretary, and Nancy Greer, the diminutive treasurer. Every mother and father should read this book and recommend it to their daughters in high school. In the dedication, the author acknowledges her gratitude to Mrs. Effic Rochford, adviser of the club. SILVER TRIANGLE Back Row: Bursehueiler, Donovan, Butts, Hanker, Erickson, McCoy, Fairbanks, MeGouan Second Row: Lotcbltr, Burnett, Hughes, Bur master, Rathbun, Callou jy. Ferry Front Row: M ji Ixigh, adviser; Houell. treasurer; Adams, s ice-president; liorr, president; Avery, secretary; Miss Cude, ad liter TRIANGLE TRADE Girls, arc you perplexed over what walk of life to choose? Do you yearn to be a success in the business world? Do you long to amaze your associates with your salesmanship and your personality? Then here arc the books for you. Accompany the authors on their excursions into financial fields. The first book is by the junior organization. It assisted in the candy sales at football games and obligingly dispensed hot dogs, at the same time cutting off the view of master plays. In addition, members put on a program at the Jones Harrison Home and provided the old people with gift calendars. Bound in Silver with a pleasing A design. The second book provides us with a continuation of the lessons learned in the first. Our abilities arc advanced. For instance, in Volume One, we arc taught to rely solely on the merits of our candied apples for their sale, but here we learn more subtle methods. Our acquaintance with the customers, our winning smiles, our ducky hats, our bewitching chuckles are all offered as reasons for the purchase. In addition to selling the candy, the feminine venders make it. A description of a bridge-benefit-tea-style show is likewise recounted. Bound in blue with appropriate illustrations. Both arc indispensable in the life of every young woman. As the Chronicle says: In these days of feminine independence, every girl should know how to go out and meet the cruel world. This book will provide the inexperienced with uncounted ways to earn her bread and butter. COOPERATION COOKBOOK Foreword: Cobperation Baking Powder never fails. The u� c of this world-renowned ingredient assures you that you arc doing all you can to save your cake. Cooperation has been frequently tested, and in nine-tenths of the cases it has been found the life-saver of indigestions. Cooperation is very inexpensive, but must be used full strength to be effective. BLUE TRIANGLE BOARD Back Row: Herman, Avery, Kuchynka, treasurer; Carpenter, secretary; Copeland Si co so Row: Greer, McCulloch, Warns ley. Watson Front Row: Forster, t ice-president; Miss Grosz, adiiser; Yolse, president L The Perfect Adviser 1 cup efficiency 2 tbsp. persuasiveness Va cup severity 1 tsp. tact 2 tsp. Cooperation Baking Powder Directions: Cream tact and persuasiveness till well mixed, pour in efficiency, add Cooperation Baking Pouder and beat for ten minutes, with a dash of late report cards if mixture seems too placid. Do not use the %-cup of severity except as a last resort. II. The Study-Hall Head (Sometimes known as th Big Creamed Cheese). I pint patience 1 cup bass voice 2 bright remarks—one cutting satire may be substituted. (Note: The satire, if used too often, will grow distasteful.) pleas of Cooperation Baking Powder (a plea equals one-half a demand) Directions: Throw all ingredients into a turmoil (a good, sturdy turmoil may be purchased anywhere), and leave in fermentation till the end of the term. HI. Auditorium Dessert 2.J00 immortal souls, which have been steeped in a solution of Cooperation Baking Pouder Directions: Slowly purge the souls of earthly passions by immersing for half an hour in a good program (obtainable only through the Student Council). IV. The Term Tlteme 2 quarts midnight oil 1 gallon delay 5 time supplications Directions: -----------It is believed that the con- coction of this formula is sufficiently familiar to allow the omission of directions. Note: Cooperation Baking Powder has been tried several times in this recipe, but usually with disastrous results. V. New Year’s Resolutions (By popular request this recipe has been banned, but copies will be on sale at all bookstores, December )l. 19)2.) VI. Class Play 1 ambitious cast; saturated with rehearsals 2 coaches J boxes Cooperation Baking Pou der 2 bouquets I audience Directions: Mix all ingredients thoroughly, sift three times to remove all restraint. Place in a tight box. being careful to let no odors escape till night of eating. These recipes, if conscientiously followed, will turn out the most delectable dishes imaginable. (If the results arc not exactly what you hoped for, on no account blame it on the baking powder. Codpera-tion Never Fails!) SERVICE CLUB Back Row: Smith, Beternick, Dean, Guppy, Boblttt Sicond Row; Waiton, Gilmore, B. McCulloch, Kuchynka, Donotan, Pterion Front Row: Gingerich, secretary; Lindquist, pietident; Chandler, adviser; Buell, vice-president; Gunberg, treaiurer SCHOOLBOYS AS SPENDERS It has come at last—the book which will reveal ways to make money in school. Published by the Service Club, which almost rivals the graduating senior class as a money maker, it concisely presents all the financial problems which occur in school life and solves them before your eyes. Docs a darkening debt hang over your field? Is the payment not forthcoming? Ah then, this book was written for you. Dry your eyes and turn to page 54, Dances mean Dollars. After you have absorbed the details of color-day balls, read on to Chapter IX, which reveals the intrinsic value of caramel apples. (See next page for advertisement.) The book has been compiled by members of the Service Club headed by Loren Lindquist and directed by Floyd A. Chandler. All suggestions arc based on real experiences of the organization in monetary fields. Schoolboys as Spenders is a practical handbook which will prove indispensable to all up-to-date schools.”—The Gazette. No finer book on school money making has as yet been devised. It is peerless in its field.”—The Times. Hot dogs are taken up in the last chapter. Tables and exact statistics, which have been simplified for the average mind, are given. How many hamburgers can you cat at one sitting? Turn to table 7810JA2L and sec if you compare with the average high-school student. Not satisfied with this tangible evidence of their endeavors, the club is now preparing to compile a second volume on financial programs in other schools. Each chapter will be written by a member who has studied conditions at one particular institution. Wait for it. It will be out soon. If your bookdealer does not carry Schoolings as Spenders, write to the Service Club. West high school, Minneapolis, Minnesota. A copy will be sent free of charge for 10 days trial. You arc under no obligations. MINUTE MEN Back Ror: Findley, Comb, Koehler, Harm, Ingalls, Ward, Cobb Third Row: Bourn, Irvine, Mar b, Dixon, McKeand, Enkrma, AdtUhtim StCOND Row: Gould, McLaughlin, Drake, Robb, Winn, Breslow Fkont Row: Bcrnltard; Curtis; Mr. Morris, adviser; Reed; Larson Should you inquire, should you ask me Whence t jese Minute Men have come With t jeir rapid noisy footsteps, With their air of hustle-bustle, With their greetings from the office, With t jeir warnings to the pupils, I should answer, 1 should tell you From geometry and Spanish, From Trig and French and News, From third floor and from first floor, From study jail and forge, They are c josen from the students From the students of West High. T jcy are chosen that t je learnings, Greetings, notices, and such May be distributed quickly With a minimum of fuss. S jould you inquire, should you ask me W jo it was wIjo c jose this staff With their rapid, noisy footsteps With t jeir air of hustle-bustle With t x'ir greetings from the office With their warnings to the pupils I should answer, I should fell you Mr. Morris did the picking; Selected boys to run his errands, Boys to scamper to and fro; And he selected for the chairman, He selected for their leader Bob Reed, a boy of talents, Bob Reed, a boy of fame. And for ns brave assistants Bob selected able hands Boys of the name of Bernhard By t je names of Barry, Andrews, Curtis, And Larson were included In jis list of brave assistants To assist him in his duties, To complete his list of aides For t yose noble Minute Men, Ready on a second's notice With t jeir rapid noisy footsteps With tljeir air of hustle-bustle With their greetings from the office With their warnings to the pupils. BOYS’ COOKING CLASS Back Row: SniylJte, Hanna, Rift, Warrrn, Hennings, Woodruff, learned, Jennett Third Row: Damming, Nagel, Gingrricb, Sewell, Synnet, Slaton, Engitrom Second Row: Mitc sell, Hendrickson, Boyle, Forbes, Keenan, Colwell Front Row: Rendle, Scanlon, Fitc wr, Mrs. Potter, Andrews, O'Halloran, Waldron MOTHERS’ HELPERS Mothers, housewives—you can struggle along without a cookbook, but you cannot miss this new work. It will cut your time in half. It will save you more steps than the washing machine, the vacuum cleaner or the electric mangle. Feel the years roll off your back as you read the pages of this new and absorbing book. Mrs. Mary Potter and her Boys’ Cooking classes have prepared this volume, which is full of simple inexpensive recipes that any boy can make. It allows mother to go to her bridge club while sonny prepares the dinner. Budgeting an allowance and keeping an account book arc intelligently discussed and illustrated. There is no need for father to screw up his eyebrows over the family pocketbook or for mother to weep over the menu for Sunday dinner. Just give your son this book for Christmas or for his birthday. While he reads and labors, parents can forget all worries and dance like children. Bound in several color combinations which ought to harmonize with any kitchen. Clip coupon below and send to West High School Boys’ Cooking Class. I enclose check for Red and yellow Sky-blue pink copy of Mother’s Helpers” in color checked. □ Green and orange □ Q Black and blue □ State Variation from the time-wcrn Whe Killed Cock Robin and Wliy Did lie Do It? are in evidence amcna the new myjtery bcckx thix xeascn. WEEKLY STAFF Back Rov: Rotendahl, McLaughlin, Wold, Malted, Drake, Johnton Fourth Row: Wamtley, Bearman, Kucbynka, Robb, V � Kretelen, Guppy, Fortier Third Rov: DoJd, Robertion, Brennan, Petenon, Stein, Cooperman Si coni) Row: Kronick, Wallace, Breslou , AJehheim, Klein, Efnor, Brin Front Row: Reed, Leiin, co-editor; Bernhard, editor; Min Utley, adiiter; Dixon, Carpenter CENSORED or THAT CANNOT BE PRINTED Written anonymously this smashing book is a reckless expose of all the intrigues of school politics. Real conditions, school as it is, arc revealed in the terse language of a newspaper. Characters are all drawn from real life. Although the names have been altered for obvious reasons, you will recognize many public leaders. Tear the mask from your eyes and sec them as they are: Buck Chernhard, the hard-boiled editor-in-chief, what is he hiding? With whom is he allied? Why wouldn't he print that story? Lanf. Rose Jevin: Is she what she seems to be? Ask the proprietor of the Hot Spot! Rob Beed: Why docs he follow the footsteps of the mysterious woman? Addie Edelsheim: The sports editor. Why docs he twiddle his thumbs in oppo- site directions? What is this by-line he desires? Chester Leslow: The little Caesar of the news room. Why did he start the cribbing campaign? Kim de Vitt Line: Who is Kopf Schmerzcn? What relation is he to the Idiot? Lizzie Bi.ein: Why did she leave England? Where is the Doorway Book Shop? Carry Ann Marpenter: Why does she haunt the telephone? Why docs she grow pale when it rings? Laniel McDaughlin: Why docs he talk about inches ? What does he mean by cuts”? Remember these are all stories which the Weekly has refused to print. All the comments considered too bad even for Sound and Fury arc collected here. And as a last word: Who is the Idiot? NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY Back Row: Adelt xim, Mather, Ruth, Dreinian, Farm, Robbins, Swedenborg, Levinson FirTH Row: Fortier, Yo x, Lear man, Bretlotv, Ban. Hopper, Wamsley Fourth Row: Robert ton, Gilman, St ran J, Shine, Johnson, Garrison, Gnadinger. Jonap Thiru Row: Brin, A. Klein, E. Klein, Efnor, Wallace, Dudley, Got sc hall Second Row: Kronick, Attuood, Korp, Bell, Pouclxr, flinch, SanJert, Sinning Front Row: Colby, Gordon, Barnum, Mr. Greer, Levin, Dixon, Erickson MEN OF MARKS This is a glamorous tale of almost fifty students who have organized a solemn society. All the members wear identifying badges which arc bestowed at an impressive ceremony. Certain scholastic requirements must be fulfilled before neophytes can be admitted. Read the tale and shiver at the ordeal confronting the outsider who desires entrance. Sec what others say about it. The characters arc divided into three classes. The Januaries include Ruth Efnor, Cy Barnum. Jane Levin, Rachel Brin, Rosalind Rush, Bob Dixon, Bill Guppy, Alice Swedenborg, Phyllis Yohe, Marion McCulloch, Sarah Wallace, Alan Colby, Charlotte Farm. Louise Neuman, Mary Ann Schroth. Mildred Forster, Margaret Gnadinger, June Gordon, Frances Gotschall, Amy Klein, Mary Learman, Carmen Starn, Wilhclmina Robertson. The Junes are Edward Adclshcim, Agnes Attwood, Arlccn Bass, Ruth Bell, Mary Brennan, Lester Breslow, Thomas Dakin, Lawrence Drciman, Gail Dudley, Catherine Erickson, Harriet Garrison, Frances Gilman, Elizabeth Hirsch, Helen Dae Hopper, Wanlyn Johnson, Henrietta Jonap, Elizabeth Klein, Fulton Koehler, Gladys Korp, Robert Levinson, Mary Alice Lindbloom, William Mather, Phyllis Poucher, Flora Rudd, Evagene Sanders, Roberta Shine, Orem Robbins, Zada Simning and Annette Strand. The 1933’s boast Olga Kuchynka, Lilyan Cherry, Beverley Kronick and Nancy Wamsley. An entrancing, unusual mystery containing the best qualities of modern literatures.”—The Chronicle. Enjoyable, wholesome fiction. One of the most thought-provoking books of the year.”—The Censor. A happy, sunny volume of school days and mysterious societies. Should be on the shelf of every modern home.”—The Observer. AMMILUS Back Row: Wamiley, Cunningltam, Adeliheim, Campbell, Tyton, Gingerich, Price, Bern hard. Hopper Fourth Row: Berry, McCarthy, Bear nun, Chance, Haulm. Garrhon, Harm, Stein Third Row: Ruck, Attuood, Greer, Merrick, Kronick, Wohtead, Sim mug Second Row: Reif, Erikien, Regan, Net ion, Ramidell, Boyer, Warner, Mayer Front Row: Roteberry, Fonter, treasurer; Colby, vice-president; Mits Palmer, aJiiier; Levin, president; Klein, iecretary; Scheiber AMONG FOLKS IN HISTORY Historical Summary of the Events Leading up to the Book: A group of students at West high school in the spring of 1926 when the required history course was cut from two years to one year felt the need of further instruction in various phases of history and formed a club which they named the Ammilus. Lee Grove, who headed the group, found in this action the inspiration for a story which he renamed Antony the Folks in History. The book consists of speeches reprinted in full given by authorities on all subjects dealing directly or even remotely with some phase of history. Men and women who have traveled in Europe and the Orient enliven the meetings with accounts of present day conditions in the other corners of the earth. Such authorities included A. E. Koenig and James DcWitt Kline. Speakers on art in the times of pre-historic civilization inform the gaping club members of the fact that the manner in which the Ncolithians drew the arms of the figure on mosaics clearly shows that civilization was much less advanced during this period than during the period of the Monolitics. The characters in the story appear to enjoy this sort of thing. They shout gaily and applaud loudly at the close of each meeting. The reader is apt to find himself lost in the mazes of initiation description, try-out detail, and lengthy dissertations on historical matters. He will wander confusedly through the pages of speech matter and find himself bewildered by the amount of laughing the folks in history seem to do. There is very little plot in the story. What there is centers around the officers and their attempts to keep matters under their control and prevent the enthusiasm of the members from completely disrupting each meeting. The entire book is a mystery. Hence the classification. The mystery in this book consists in so bewildering the reader that he has no idea what is historically accurate. - cxc Back Row: Thacher, Ingalls, Ba ter, teamed, MaltfJ Second Row: Ross, Eichhom, Winn, O'Brien Front Row: Curtis, secretary; Reed, vice-president; Cobb, president; Comb, treasurer; Andreas HI-Y POW-WOW Chief Cobb’s sonorous voice rang out and echoed through the forest where the tribe of the Hi-Y were encamped for their pow-wow, This month we shall try to widen our perspectives. We shall invite outsiders to come to talk with us and show life from other people’s viewpoints. We shall discuss inter-racial relationship this month and the boy and girl problem next. It is understood.” Ugh,” assented the noble chieftains of the various tribes. WOGAWS Back Row: Smith, Daniels, Mack, Wicklyam Second Row: Alstead, Robb, McClhstock, Kelly, McCaffrey Front Row; XT Hoff, treasurer; Dixon, sice-president; Broughton, president; White, secretary ORION Bach Row: Howton, Scation. Dole, Tlxrien, Broun, Parmalee Second Row: MacKenzie, Horr, Carlton, Shannon, Robb First Row: Gin erich, secretary; Forbes, vice-president; Roteberry, president; McKeand, treasurer Fine. Your power of comprehension overwhelms me,” exclaimed Chief Cobb, and now, about the prize for the winner of the football schedule— Well, Chief,” started sub-Chief Dean, we don’t want you to go to any great trouble on our account—” Say, where do you get that stuff? cried sub-Chief Broughton, You know very well we beat—” Well, even if you did, it w-ouldn’t make any difference because we won—” LOX Back Row: Btedesen, Duffy, Salisbury, Salter, Burner Second Row: Tenner, McLaughlin, Woodruff, Blichfeldt Front Row: Drake, vice-president; Westphal, president; Corrigan, secretary-treasurer SEMPER FIDELIS Back Row: Hansen, Merrill, T sompson, Jenneit, Wold, Hanna Second Row: Bachman, Van Valkenburg, Gilmer, Reed, St. John Front Row: Adams; Ward, secretary; Dean, president; ScJteefe, sice-president; Roberts, treasurer; Kemp Oh yeah?” sarcastically inquired sub-Chicf Findley dropping his Indian guise for the moment. Soon even Chief Cobb was involved in the embroilment. All of a sudden Manitou Knebcl came galloping upon his clothes horse. Instantly the clamor ceased and silence pervaded the forest. Fi, boys, fi,” said Manitou Knebcl, I am surprised at you, tst, tst.” The tribes mumbled sheepishly and then started to mingle with each other. Soon they were all talking and laughing contentedly and over in one tepee sub-Chicfs Rose-berry and Wcstpahl were heard trying to harmonize on the Peanut Vendor. ALLA Back Row: Smith, Harris, Larson, Stixrood Second Row: Almars, I nine, Barnum, Bouen, Letering Front Row: Hanson, secretary; Findley, president; Barry, vice-president; Rob . treasurer SCRIPT Top Row: Breslou, Beannan, Levin, Shannon, Buell, Kuchynka Second Row: Brin, Wallace, . Bell, Klein, Stein Front Row: R. Bell, treasurer; Kline, president; Mni Orton, adviser; Hayward, secretary THE OCCIDENTAL PHILOSOPHERS In the opinion of one critic this book should be rcchristencd Accidental Philosophers but do not let this deter you from enjoying the unusual savor of this new thriller. The book is written in a novel manner, pretending to be the minutes of the meetings of a school literature and philosophy club. As the secretaries suffer frequent lapses of memory, the reader must often supply whole chapters himself. The style, too, is unusual, for during the writing, the organization changed secretaries three times. The story concerns the activities of about twenty young people under the leadership of Professor James De Witt Kline, Oriental explorer and newspaper commentator extraordinary. The other outstanding character is Miss Wanda Orton, writer of verses and critical essays. The group is composed of students who consider themselves the intelligentsia of the school. It is another case of a prophet in his country, however, for the rest of their associates wonder how they write things ordinary mortals cannot understand. Every other week the members meet and read aloud their original work. Usually one of the class gives a learned dissertation upon some such subject as The Mental Meanderings of a Misanthrope or Tolstoi's Haircut and Its Bearing Upon His Literary Endeavors.’ This completed, the listeners discuss the speech, each trying to use at least two words of which he knows not the meaning. At times culture gives way before the baser inclinations of common mortals and so at Christmas we find them dancing around an imitation Christmas tree and chanting incantations over tcn-ccnt gifts, or shrieking over pretzels, dill pickles, and soda water. We list this under mystery books because the characters don’t know what they’ve said after they have said it nor docs the reader after he’s read it. At all book dealers. I rom this critic’s point of view, music and drama have not had uoh a variety of presentations for a Iona time as during the past season. iyici drama dn GLEE CLUB Top Row: Unde, Wehr, Granbacb, Foerttch, Salisbury, Camp, Cramer, Dole, Grenhagen, Marshall FiPTH Row: Anderson, Kelly, Bachman, Ehlert, Robbmi, Logan, Secor, Sutherland, McCaffrey Fourth Row: Gilman, Garrison, Riiere, Cole, Klein, Fore, Hilton, Burnquist, Wallace, Odell Imird Row: Schneider, Mudgett, Hudson, May bury, Mitchell, Pouell, Grates, Attuood, Morris Sccond Row: Partridge, Garvey, Troke, Codden, Neuland, Edgley, Ward, Dun kite, Griffith, Morse Front Row: Muenze; Chouning; Van Valkenburg; Scholler; Mr. Krieger, director; Daniels; Inine; Clark; Smith SHARPS AND FLATS Imagine a group of young people banded together in this bustling twentieth century for the purpose of preserving golden lyrics in song. This is the situation presented in a model book published by the West High Glee Club for the young music teacher. Written in a novel, tuneful style the work describes the adventures in melody of the organization for a whole term. Under the leadership of George C. Krieger, the group began the year’s work with songs, arranged by Melius F. Christiansen, director of Saint Olaf’s Choir. The club is made up of more than one hundred voices. Singers meet each day in a fourth-floor room and warble away the hour between two and three. Each chapter describes one activity of the songsters. They memorize all their songs and sing most of them unaccompanied. At Christmas time the singers turn waits and add a medieval touch to the hurly-burly of school life by their rendition of the old Christmas carols. Gallia by Gounod and Listen to the Iutnths by Dett were among the numbers given at a parent-and-teachers’ tea during December. Written almost as a story this book is an innovation in music-teaching theory texts. Over two hundred pages, it is bound attractively in calf-leather with gold edges. It is illustrated by photographs from real life. The organization is now at work upon a sequel to this book which shall be published some time in the early spring. It will illustrate ways and means of amateur opera productions. Scenery, chorus direction and costuming will all be explicitly described. No aspiring prima donna or up-to-date glee club director can afford to be without it. It will also be printed by the Western Publishing Company. MARIONETTES Back Row: Bass, Manning, Harris, Salter, Dole, Salisbury, Oknry, Letinion Third Row: Neamon, Fry, Hopper, Wyatt, Ryan, Stesens, Gordon Second Row: Griffith, Sanders, O'Brien, McLean, Dudley, Kearns, Smith. Wingate Front Row: Dickinson; Adams; Brennan, secretary-treasurer; Miss Sandboe, aJ titer; Ross, president; Erb; Nostdal AT THE TRYSTING PLACE Rob't (Pop) Shrewsbury, eminent dramatist, showed signs of extreme backwardness while being interviewed. Sitting in his big Morris chair, which he always insists on having in his dressing room, he nervously bit his fingernails and tried to answer questions. When asked if he thought that the talking screen would ever replace the legitimate stage, he replied that he thought that the gold standard should not be abolished. When asked his opinion of the current run of productions on Broadway he replied that due to his work in The Patty he hadn’t been able to devote all the time he would have liked to the players and for the real facts, no one could present them as well as Peggy Ryan, president of the club. Peggy, when approached, became reticent and it was with utmost difficulty that any statements could be obtained. In reply to the question, What outstanding thing have the Marionettes done this year? she replied, Oh, yes, what have we done this year? Well, I’ll tell you, but you can’t publish any names of plays. The first play we produced was called---------------------------_ It wras very ably coached by Miss Pauline Sandboe, faculty adviser of the club, and those taking the leading parts were Dan Fink, Bob O’Brien, John Erb and myself. Our next play w'ill be , which will be produced shortly after the Christmas vacation. After that we shall in rapid succession produce-------------------------------- and _______________ Those assisting Miss Sandboe in the production of the plays are June Gordon, Dan Fink, Phil Fcrnbcrg, Winonah Ross, and I.” MADRIGAL Back Row: Harris, Fisk, Dole, Tbori, Gingrich, Ttizlaff, Cbowning Fourth Row: Smithman, Nelson, Raymond, Haase, Stine, Smith Third Row: SparJtex, Hyland, Mitchell, Dye, Reiter Stcond Row: Hudson, Magoon, Pelto, Wright, James, Troche Front Row: Holmes, vice-president; Mr. Tkach, adviser; Gilman, president; Wattson, secretary; Jones, treasurer A SHORT, SHORT STORY The Soothing of the Beast Long, long ago when the world was very young the beasts were very wild. No way of training them had ever been found until the first man learned to sing and make instruments. The sounds produced by the vocal chords and by the first simple reed pipes were seen to have a strange effect on the beasts that roamed the prairies and ate each other. Hence, originated the saying, Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast.” Dinosaurs have come and dinosaurs have died but the proverb has remained true throughout the centuries. Music lovers still persist in attempting to tame wild animals with dulcet sounds. And not the least of the attempts arc those made by a club known as the Madrigal organized at West high school a number of years ago. This club adopted animal training merely as a sideline. Their main pursuit has always been to present the life of Chopin for lengthy discussion punctuated by snatches of his more well-known and simpler-to-play selections. Lofty musical ideals and dreams of success in great halls filled the heads of each flute and piccolo player in the club. But one day they were confronted with a dog that walked into their meeting. This was not a nice, friendly dog with a tail wagging greetings to one and all. This was a growling, vicious, frothing dog. The members were stumped. They gazed in terror at the rude intruder who had spoiled the recital of Chopin. They were at a loss for the proper manner in which to deal with it. The girl seated at the piano suddenly remembered the time-honored saying about savage beasts and music and burst into lovely melody taken from Chopin. The dog grew quiet and remained in the same spot as if frozen. And then he fell to the floor. Poor wild beast. ACAPELLA CHOIR Bach Row: Seuell, SanJIan, George, Wiring, Klocksien, Sebesse, Clxitrcn, Murray, Tragesser Fourth Row: McGleNiten, Carlos, Beardslee, Hire, Campbell, Groom, Gordon, Tyson Third Row: Tibbetts, V. Stirr, McGouan, Smith, Maynard, Fairbanks, Patton, Sinkler, Villit Second Row: Artbor, M. Starr, Sorlien, Andersen, Sparke� , Norton, Keeler, Robinson Front Row; Roth; Fisk; McNieee, secretary-treasurer; Mr. Tkach, conductor; Shafer, president; Mason; Goldblatt A FINE APPEARANCE The Acapella choir of West high gave a concert for the P.T.A. at the Auditorium on December 7. An enthusiastic audience of music lovers attended this initial performance of the new addition to West’s musical organizations. Modelled on the plan of the St. Olaf Acapella choir this new association is under the able direction of Peter Tkach, assistant music director here. It is singularly outstanding for a high school organization of its kind and it proved itself a revelation of beauty in a musical line. Although, of course, not quite in a class with the St. Olaf Lutheran choir and other college choruses of this type, local conccrtgocrs, devotees to this particular branch of choral song, which has for its basis the polyphonic music of the church, pronounced it excellent and felt that the program amply deserved commendation. Lacking the recondite art of the older and more experienced choirs, the group made up for this lack in the sweetness and purity of sound. The ensemble when it is augmented, as it will be in the near future, will find itself in a position to present concerts of difficulty. Their unaccompanied singing, a feat attempted seldom by great artists, was irrevocably sincere and true in pitch. The pianissimo gradations and forte renditions were presented superbly. Beginning next term the enlarged choir may be induced to present a number of concerts before the student body. Mr. Tkach expresses himself as well pleased with the results obtained thus far and has well-founded hopes for the successful continuation of the organization’s activities. DE POL Back Row: Colby, Kuchynka, Spelhpoulos, Gunberg, Mostue, Dysle, Fortier Third Row: Dudley, Regan, Anderson, Yohe, Wamtley, Breslow Second Row: Lillie, Berry, McCulloch, Grady, Blotchy, Efnor, Mayer Front Row: Carpenter; Levin, secretary; Bernhard, president; Brin, treasurer; Harris; Foerlsch THE INSIDE DOPE or BACK OF BEYOND A Drama in Three Acts Presented in the West High Theatre in 328 on alternate Mondays. Under the direction of Miss Agnes Harrigan, with the assistance of Charles Bernhard, stage manager. Lighting effects by Breslow and Grady. Stage Crew: Colby, Levin, Brin, and Forster. Properties: Kuchynka, McCulloch, Mostue. Those most consistently present at performances: Yohe, Efnor, Ingalls. The plot is simple. Drama consists of lengthy arguments by would-be debaters and United States Senators, interspersed with attempts to keep the group in order. The following selections are choice, short quotations from the first and sixth acts of the drama. This is taken from a conversation between a professor (Breslow) and a Senatrcss (?) (Kuchynka). The subject of the discussion is Unemployment Insurance. Professor: Madame, it is farthest from my innermost thoughts to attempt to be dictatorial, but such a statement as you just made, is, of course, considered by those who know in the secret sanctums of any society to be entirely immaterial, irrelevant, and unnecessary; in fact, I might almost say— Senatrcss: Now, you just listen to me awhile. Professor. I've been called pre- sumptuous before, but when I disagree with you on the point that blueberries are much easier to pick on the fourth day of the second week of July, than on the second day, I know what I’m— (Voices) Hear! Hear! ORCHESTRA First Violin: Sf.cond Violin: Bass: l.inJitrom Crisp CheJuick Roth Buell McMillan Muenye Allen Trumfet: Hodges M. Carlton Foster R i Boyer Scbeefe Cary Henton Menn Puher Mur Jock Wiltsey Oiior: R. Carlson Clarinet: Holmes Peck Cummings Viola: Holenhun Stephens Weeks Piano: Reiter Ctllo: Dye Roth Magoon Greer Flutri Gil men Reiter Teu-et THE NOTE BOOK What is school without an orchestra to assist the seniors in their approaching promenade to commencement, or to accompany faltering prima donnas in their first operatic solo? The most untrained novice can become an Ormandy practically overnight after he has seriously considered the contents of this new book. George C. Kricger, the compiler of the book, uses a fifty-eight piece orchestra to illustrate his statements. The membership is made up entirely of high-school students who arc interested in instrumentation. According to The Note Book the group’s outside work consists of presenting a short program before the rising curtain of the class play and between the acts. Also it plays the processional while the graduating class walks in, and the recessional while it passes out. An orchestra’s place in the school assembly is clearly portrayed and illustrated. Aside from these extra activities the group practices an hour daily in the auditorium. Mr. Kricger tells us that before the class play his musicians worked upon several overtures. Since that date, hosvever, they have commenced the study of more difficult compositions such as Fcst’s Overture and Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. The orchestra will collaborate svith the Glee Club on a volume dealing with opera production. It will be off the press in the early spring. The Note Book is entirely new in its time. Every high school should possess a copy. Complete with illustrations at any bookdealer. THE PARTY SCENE Standing: Fortier; Kelly; Colwell; Learned; Coleman; McLean, heroine; Shrewthury, fattier; Jenneu; Yohe; Colby Seated: Waldron, hero; CorJon, tecond lead; BearJiley, tecond lead; Morrill; Herman, mot ter; Proctor THE PATSY How to put on a class play in six easy lessons is the aim of this book. As an example, two coaches, Miss Ruth Hill and Mrs. Lucille Hacrtcl, with their staff of actors, select Tbc Patsy by Barry Connors. This play is about a divided family, the Harringtons. The petulant, whiny mother and her sophisticated, over-bearing older daughter, Grace, arc allied against the bluff, good-natured father and the piquant, winsome Patsy. Then, of course, there arc the two young men, Tony Anderson and Billy Caldwell. Sadie Buchanan and Mr. O’Flaherty help to tangle the threads of the play into a delightfully intriguing puzzle. The addition of a party scene which will bring in several more characters is ably discussed in several chapters by Miss Madeline Long. Amateurs will find great help in this unusual book. Rehearsals, scenery, and costumes arc handled with professional skill. Aside from the practical advice this will give you on casting and coaching a play, it will prove invaluable to any one who is self-conscious. To an earnest reader it will become a veritable gold mine. Amaze yourself and others with your clear concise speech. Let others falter and fail. You will find surcncss and success in this book of the stage for would-be actors by some of the greatest of our day. Published by the West High School Press, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Admirers of sport for sport’s sake will be captivated by the virile atmosphere that pervades athletic activities portrayed here in true Journalistic style. FOOTBALL SQUAD Back Row: Cotlow; Woolley; Daniels; Pederson; Nelson; femes, manager Thud Row: Striker, Dallman, Koeiter, L. Smith, Hanson, BlomfielJ, Bredesen Second Row: BlickfelJt, Lindquist, Wright, Schanke, Sackett, Green First Row: Broughton; Wikojf; Jackson, coach; Nehon, aunt ant; Coleman FOOTBALL FANCIES With the team riddled by graduation, the West gridmen took on the Marshall team in their first game of the season, and although the Cardinals were heavy favorites, the Westerners showed a determined spirit that brought forth some hopes in the hearts of West football fans that their favorites might spring an upset. However, the visitors showed a stronger line play and triumphed over the Green and White gridmen by a decisive score of 18 to 0. In the second game of the season, the Jacksonmcn were defeated by South, the city champions, after a valiant game, by the score of 26 to 0. The West gridders were weakened by injuries, and also by the loss of Coach Carl J. Jackson, who was injured while refereeing in St. Cloud. The Wcst-sidcrs, in their first game away from home, journeyed to the stronghold of the Roosevelt Teddies where they were vanquished by a strong team of Rough Riders to the tune of 26 to 6. This was also the first game played under the management of Albert D. Nelson, former assistant coach who took over Coach Jackson’s duties when Jackson broke his leg. For the first time in the history of Western and Miller rivalry, the Washburn gridmen defeated a West football team, winning by the score of 26 to 0. Central brought a team of championship calibre to the West field and defeated the Green and White gridders 24 to 0 in a double homecoming game on a muddy field. The game, more closely contested than the score indicates, was featured by Bob Dallman’s 60-yard return of a punt. By defeating Edison 13 to 7 the West team broke into the win column for the first time. In the last tangle of the 1931 football season, the Westerners lost to North in a free-scoring game 32 to 12. Because of cuts made in the squad eliminating most of the seniors in order to give promising underclassmen berths on the team, and to build up a team for next year, the football squad was not as strong an aggregation as can be expected next fall. Back Row: Higgins, Eads, Erickson, Russell Front Row: Stempf; Opfer, coach; Hammer land, captain; SI or by GOLF After gaining a lead of seven strokes in the first eighteen holes of the intcrscholastic golf tournament, the West golfers slumped to a tie for second place in the second encounter, with North leading the field. In the final match the North-siders came out one stroke ahead of the Western shotmakers to win back the championship trophy, which West had held for the last year. TENNIS Starting the intcrscholastic race for the tennis championship, the West racketeers defeated Washburn, Marshall and South, but lost a bad match to North. After recovering to defeat Roosevelt, the Williamsmcn slumped again and lost the final match to the Central netmen. They finished in third place. Back Row: Jarnig, Andrews, Ward, Jensen Front Row: Cameron; Nicholson, captain; Williams, coach; White MANAGERS Back Row: Martb, student manager; Salter, swimming; Van Wagenen, new student manager Second Row: McCulloch, football, hatketball; Fricke, football, batkflbail; Cunberg, athletic supplies, tpring football; Hauenstem, swimming Front Row: Harris, track, cross country; Larson, student manager; James, football HOUNDS AND HARES West placed third in the city cross-country competition with a fighting but inexperienced squad. After losing to Roosevelt and South in the first two encounters, the Harriers defeated Edison 72-48. CROSS COUNTRY Back Row: Tatodsky, coach; McKeanJ; Whbnk'k; Comb; Anderson; Best; Kljpfer Third Row: Hanson, Forbes, Steinhilber, McCaffrey, Hubbard, Tillotson Second Row: Breslow, McNair, Colwell, Ingerman, Wilton Front Row: La er; Johnson; Robb, Captain; Raitt, Thatcher -! Bach Row: Hopper, Purdy, Ward, Noitdal, Daggett, Van Kreselen Third Row: Garriion, Grier, Strand, Lloyd, Smitbman Second Row: Boice, Weeks, Nelson, Eriksen Front Row: Mrj. Delaney, adviser; Richardson, secretary; Webb, president; Sanders, s ice-president; Miss Bruecbert, adviser G. A. A. BOARD The more athletic-minded girls of West compose the G. A. A. Board, as one must be cither the head of a sport, an officer in the organization, or a club adviser to become a member of this distinguished group. GIRLS’ W CLUB Those who are members of the W” club have each amassed a total of 600 points by participating in the athletic program. Before a girl receives her letter she is usually proficient in many sports. Back Row: . Richardson, Webb, M. Richardson, Nostdal, Cooper, Daggett, Van Krrselen Fourth Row: Uoyd, Abdallah, Fry, Strand, M. Nelson, Wamtley Third Row: Anderson, A. Nelson, Garrison, D. Nelson, Eriksen Second Row: Dodd; Kennedy; Sanders, secretary; Richards; Warner; Greer Front Row: Mill Brueclsert, adviser; Hopper, rice-president; Boice, president; Dale, treasurer; Mrs. De Lancey, adviser Back Row: Grundy, Van Kreteless, Webb, Daggett, Route, Solberg Second Row: Hurd, Smith, Voucher, Holrcek, Klatte Front Row: Rathbun; Grier, captain; Whitney; Cron GIRLS’ HOCKEY Field hockey proved to be a popular spore during the fall months. Roberta Grier captained the winning team, while Alice Mac Van Krevclen and Betty Daggett took charge of the sport. RIDING In this group arc included those feminine athletes who are interested in horseback tiding. Betty Weeks and Hclen-Bclle Boicc had charge of the riding classes, which were held weekly at the Park Riding Acadmy. Back Row: Beannan, Bourn, Helselh, Harris, Deal Second Row: O'Brien, Andrews, Hander, Gilman Front Row: Bales, Sutherland, Weeks, Boice, Knaho'.J ZOOGY-ZOOK, THE BABOON MAN, OR LIFE IN THE SAWDUST RING To the blare of trumpets and the reverberating echo of the drums, the Greatest Show on Earth—the Barnum and Barry Three-Ring Circus (185 Actors 18 5) on September 8 threw open its doors to the public which thronged the great portals in dusty, noisy hordes. The suave and polished ringmaster. Big Bob Mostuc, thoughtfully twirled his long, black mustachios, already tinged with gray and colored with stove blacking. Big Bob was worried, for he realized he was getting too old for the profession. Soon a younger man would be usurping his place. That young whippersnapper, Red Dixon, perhaps, or Dapper Dick Gingcrich. If old Cy Barnum, the owner, realized Mostuc’s age his position was endangered. A call boy, Johnnie Broughton, interrupted Mostuc’s worried meditations with a note from Cap Jud Roseberry, keeper of the seals. Big Bob hurried to the animal tent finding the Cap in conference with Bill Guppy, the Python tamer and Manuel Marquez, the fire-eater ( actually eats the fiah, ladies and gents—! eats the sizzlin’ flames and enjoys them! Watch the Marvelous Marquez down mouthfuls of red-hot coals!’’) The three looked up at Big Bob’s entrance. Whatsa matter with yousc, Jud?” growled the head ringmaster. Well, y’ sec it’s this way, boss,” explained the seal trainer. Vi’lct, that’s my leadin’ seal, she’s got temperamental, and she won’t play her exilaphone without I give 'er a extry hunk of herring and I tell ya, boss, I ain’t got enough herring to be givin extry hunks!” Don’t bother me,” snapped Big Bob. Send out for more herring, Jud.” and he strode out to the tent, stopping to speak to Captain John Haynes, the lion tamer, and Madame Van Krcvclcn, who exhibited the trick dogs. The best barker on the lot was Happy Harvey Coleman, whose fog horn voice and ready wits attracted suckers everywhere. Right heah, friends, Right heah—Foh just two little nickels, folks, you may behold Zoogy-Zook, the Baboon man from the wilds of dahkest Afrrrrrika! He eats live chickens, folks, live chickens—he tears cm apaaaaht! Watch Zoogy-Zook, the savage from the bush lands as he screams his tribal challenge. Foh only one dime. Friends, the tenth paht of a dollah!” Zoogy-Zook in private life was John Beardsley from Chicago. Gaping yokels gazed in awe at posters of Betty Mitchell, the bearded lady. Count Clarence Sakol, Sword Swallower Supreme, and Brawny Bob Cobb, muscular phenomenon. Big Bob Mostuc stopped into the popcorn and candy concessions run by Ed Cash-man, and Winness Carhart, and also spoke to Helen Gilmore, who dished out hot dogs. The Mahout Roberto Backstrom, elephant bull boss, stood there arguing with Sergeant Jack Proctor, the famed Arabian Horseman, on elephants vs. horses. June Gordon and Marguerite Shallctt, the Siamese twins, were interested onlookers. As the leading ringmaster neared the main tent where Lauren Findley, the man on the flying trapeze, with the Klein family, the renowned Christiansen sisters, and Shelby Merrill, the double somersault artist, were performing, he noticed a small boy gazing wistfully toward the great canvas. It was little Chuckie Bernhard. Please, mister,” he begged tearfully, Woodja lemme water the elfints or sumpin, so I kin see the circus?” Mostue’s face softened and his mustachios trembled as he gazed into tiny Chuckic’s big brown eyes. Here, Sonny,” he smiled, here’s a pass! Run along inside and afterwards come down in the ring and I’ll introduce you to Billy Harris and Pop Preston Reed, the funny clowns, and to Elaine Holton and Jean Pike, the lovely dancing ladies.” As Chuckie ran joyfully in, Big Bob turned to face old Cy Barnum and his junior partner, Kinnard Barry, who had come up behind him. A fine, good deed, Mostuc,” grinned old Cy, While your heart is young, you belong here. On with the show!” EDITORS AND COMPILERS Bob Harris Editor-in-Cbief Miss Lulu B. Utley, Literary Adviser Miss Hazel I. Moore, Art Adviser Ruth Efnor, Managing Editor Louise Neuman, Art Editor Sarah Wallace, Organizations Bob Martin, Assistant Rachel Brin, Class Section Bill Guppy, Sports Alice Van Krevelen, Assistant LITERARY PATRONS John N. Greer Bob Dixon Business Manager Mrs. Effie A. Rochford C. R. Richardson 5ml V % BS-WMMhieh AcTiyTTie -Ve T 1 ( 1 Ja 1932 AUTHOR HESPERIAN eiZ TITLE 1 1 1 «« utu 1 KOOM V E 3T HIGH SCH LIBRARY j The Hesperian COPYRIGHT 1932 JIM KLINE Editor-in-chief RUTH COOPERMAN Co-Editor JIM ROBB Business Manager PART ONE Alice’s Adventures in Westerland by The June Class, 1932 Hawn ihr Kabbil llalr WEST HIGH PUBLISHING COMPANY, INC. Minneapolis Editors3 Dedication In the course of observation Of this master litigation, If one found no dedication It tcould surely be most odd. Every treatise to confuse us Bears its moral to amuse us With To Archie99 and Confucius'9 Or To late lamented Hodd Though the theme appears fallacious And may seem indeed voracious, The praise should be l }quacious From each Western lad and lass, When to mitigate the thunders Boused by Alice and her tconders We dedicate our blunders To Thr tiasM ! TAIILE OF CONTENTS Alice9 Ailrenlures in Wcslerland CHAPTER PACE I. Down the Rahhit Hole............................................ 7 II. The liOiij! anti the Short of It................................ 9 III. The Pool of Tear ..............................................13 IV. A lvice From the Caterpillar.................................. 16 V. Pig and Pepper.................................................19 VI. The Mad Tea Party..............................................23 VII. The Lobster Quadrille..........................................27 VIII. The Queen' ('roquet Ground....................................31 IX. The Caucus Race................................................35 X. The Mock Turtle’ Story........................................39 XI. The Mouse's Tale ..............................................41 XII. Who Stole the Tarts?............................................43 Epilogue........................................................46 Through the Looking Mass Reflection ..................................................48 I. Chessmen of Westchester......................................49 II. Looking Glass House..........................................54 III. The Garden of Live Flowers..................................62 IV. The Oyster Bed..............................................68 V. A No Trump Hand............................................74 1'lia liter One Down the Rabbit Hole I O say the Irani, Alirr nan frightened. It isn't murh fun to tumble indecorously through Mvrn and one-half block of ghastly nothingness with the vapid furv «f an Oklahoma nhirlMind. Furthermore, one never expert to discover a high school at the bottom of a ralihit hole, hut there it � a , a 911111a � nd pretentious in it warped foundation an a rosy upple in the mouth of a holiday hoc. There eould lx little mistake ubout it. In front wa the flag pole. beaming at it bu e with all of the hue of Alice's own paint hox. Above were the window blinking urreptiliou ly at the mortuary aero the street, and there—ve . there in the middle of the walk wan the While Hahhil with a penril behind hi ear. Ix-rkoning a ferociously a he eould. a if he knew a well a anyone what high rhool were and whut people do in ide of them! ”1 won't.” thought Aliee ( he was really quite up et after her fall). “It vacation up alrnvc, and anyway it wn I who wa rha ing the White Rabbit and he ha no right to take urh advantage.” She felt nervously for her handkerchief until «l� e suddenly remembered that it hud become lost on the way down when he attempted to magically transform the hit of cloth into u parachute. The White Itahhil, who had grown at least live inches since the time Alice had first seen him ut the top of the ruhhit hole, appeared ustoiimlingly important and Alice became more frightened than ever. W hat shall I do.” she mused, “if he bites? If he would only hark like a dog I should feel ouite safe, hut I'm afraid there is no hope for that.” Indeed there wasn’t! The W hite Rabbit suddenly turned u somersault, wriggled hi« nose and shouted. “Ilerumph” in perfect English, and there licforc her very eyes were four of the queerest creature Alice had ever beheld. Although Alice had never visited the Itrnnx am. it did not take her more than fifteen minute to guess that she was trembling in front of nothing lc « than a class president. Its huge ear flapped in the wind and the searching brown eyes gave away it identity at once. On either side were a vice-president and a secretary, attempting 7 conundrum, ‘and hr anvwuy you Mr. (irrrn llunnlr Roirr, A lie with lilllr nurm to appear haughty beside a rl«M trea� urrr with the suave rxprewion of a jar of grape jelly. Alice laughed, much to the rhagrin of the secretary, who stepped forward and ufter a deep how began. It's really not our fiiult. you know, that we look m� amusing. If wc had had our way we would have had pictures taken separately instead of side by side like a ham sandwich.” Alice -topped laughing immediately. “I was only laughing at i said rourtesying to be |ndite. look very nice as you are.” Alice expected an answer, but hardly the one she received. The high school back of the little group suddenly grinned and rourteaied. and Alice, having learned her manners at the age of three, smiled weakly in return and did her best to blush. “Your name?” inquired the high school solemnly in deep bass, rubbing its chin whiskers ull the while. “If you don't mind, sir,” she quavered, “it would be much more proper if you would give me your name first!” Here Alice grew quite pale, for she had hardly intended to up|M ar so bold. She stood fir-1 on one fool and then on the other, until after a slight pause, the high schmil chose to speak again. “Just call me West,” it murmured, “and open the door und come inside. I am really much nicer within thun without, und there is less danger of being culled un illiterate und more possibilities of being educated in addition to the advantage of—” “lN’ever mind. I'll come,” retorted Alice, forgetting her ‘‘won't-” of a few minutes before, ‘‘but I refuse to be educated in more thun one dose at a lime. It isn't wise, you know, especially so wretchedly far underground.” The high srhmd immediately opened its dm� r, and Alice skipped in. followed decorously by the White Kahbil who seemed to be curator of the plurr. The class officers hud already run off to the drug store on the next corner, und Alice paused for a moment to gu .e wistfully after them. When she turned about she found herself face to fucc with the Greer! “Welcome to Westerland,” he announced as ponderously as if he were addressing u new senute instead of a mere Aliee who was too uslonished to speuk. “Come right into my office. Hut walk us softly as you can. There is supposed to lie a faculty meeting, but ull of the teachers are out chatting in the hall. If they saw you. they would never understand.” Alice, being of a curious nature, obeyed immediately. After all. she had never before seen a Greer, and if the office were as amazing as he, it would be worth the trouble. The Greer, himself, was so difficult to describe that Alice simply thought of him as “incfTuhle” and pro reeded to trot along behind him as he strode down the hall. When the two hud at la-t reached the commodious sanctum of Grcerdom, which was fully as remarkable a- its occupant, the Greer lost little time in announcing hi- intentions. With a scholastic wheeze he drew from his desk a tremendous key and solemnl.v presented it to Alice, who wanted very much to laugh at the W hite Rabbit on the desk, but didn't quite dare. “This is the key to the portals of Westerland.” -|Mikr the Greer, and hi- voice echoed effectively. “Yes. sir.” replied Aliee gallantly. “It will unloek the secrets of high-schmd life, continued the Greer. ll will make the clus- of 1932 seem u living thing. It will open organizations of s|M� rl. talent, culture, aestheticism, literature, ser—” “Yes, sir,” breathed Alice, and having snatched the Clarrner A.lam., o—.srrr key, she da-bed into the hall where she found the faculty It Ir Hrl°r 'nJictTutromry fuilv as “ineffable” us its lord und master. “Curiouser Ann Hie Strand. rirr-|srij.lni and curiouser!” mused Alice. 8 Oisi liter Two The Long aiul the Short of It � ♦ I OOD-BYE! und thank you very kindly,” called Alice to the Greer an -he lefl him standing there smiling most benevolently. “Nov then,” Alice turned to the W bile Rabbit. “what -hall I do with thin key? It in rather large, you know, and extremely diliirull to carry uhoul.” She turned it over and over in her hand-. “Fold it up. little silly,” -aid a chorus of voices in her left ear. Alice surveyed the pleu-ant faces before her and suddenly felt very happy and at ease. “I'm Alice,” -he told them, “and I’m ju� l visiting here. Would you tell me who you are and why you wear tho-e lovely little blue and silver pins?” “Of course,” replied Ann Avery, “we are the Girl Reserve . If you will examine the pin, Alice, you will notice the design of a triangle about the letters G. R. That i- l eruu-e our group, the Itlue Triangle, made up of junior und senior girl- i- ju-l a brunch of the nationwide organization of Girl Reserves.” “Our work.” added Ann Wat-on. the vice-president, “con-i-t- in aiding with the selling of refreshments at football games, giving teas and occasional parties and cooperating with the Ili-Y groups on the disarmament drive. Rut Imik. girl-, there’s .Mi-Grosz beckoning to us. We’ve got to leave now, Alice, but don’t forget u� ! “Good-bye, Blue Triangle,” answered Alice wistfully. After the G. R.’s trooped off down tin hall Alice found her-elf standing l� cforc a door which contained ull sorts of hu-tling. bustling, and clinking sounds. Cautiously -he stepped inside. More girls! “What are yon doing, little girl?” muttered u gruff voice. “J-J-J-Just looking about, sir!” Alice told the owner of the voice, who proved to In Professor Andrew and not one-half -o gruff us he sounded. Professor Andrews showed the visitor all around the girl-’ phv-ics class, for that - what it was, ami hr explained to her the meaning of each experiment. Just as they reached u mo-l intriguing phial, containing u pinkish. |� olku-dntlrd substance, someone called and the professor trolled off. cautioning Alice to be careful. “I wonder what this pinky stuff cun lie. thought Alice. “It doe- look too deliriously interesting.” She tasted it gingerly and suddenly experienced a most unii-nul sensation, as if -he were -tretehing lazily to the very lip- of her I«h � . She ran out the door into another room, then stopped to look about. She was in a huge auditorium, but strangely enough her head was peering about the balcony while her feet were standing in the orchestra pit. Alice rested her elbow on the balcony rail and giggled. “I’ve been in a balcony In-fore.” -he thought, “and in the down-tair- -eat- too, but not ever in both place ut once.” 9 Girls' Physics Class E ROLI.MEXT—Beard, llirkrtt. ('arhart. C.aml , Evan . Hor. C;� od«ln. Grass . IIammrrlund. Ilarrt.. Illliirr-man. Ilul «rrl r. Kinnri, I. an try, l.-.ln. I.luiil. Lund. Ljun. Maiinon, Mar.h. Mlltj. Wu.lartt. .NrUon. Ol.on, Puncher. riial, Simnlni, flior-ell. Turn.lrand. Van Sleklr. Vlnrml, hllnr), U ..I.trad There was n hrnfn on the end of iht owmlilr hall and in the ImmiiIi above Ml the kainera Kluli engaged in preparing noon movie for the students. Alice, peeping about in (treat (tier, fan The Green Murder Cate and Win ft ail ready to In- shown. Down around her left ankle Alice noticed a crimp of girl« whom she first thought to Ik her friend , the Blue Triangle?. Init upon investigating, vhe found it to he the I!. (”. Hoard, the upper class girl who devoted their time to both social and serviceable activities, led by Annette Slruud. Hearing a buzzing. clicking wound near by, Alice knell on the stage and poked her heud through one of the balcony exit . There sat the Kadio (Huh so engrossed in wutching President Krueger licking out an important message that it did not even notice the huge Alice girl who observed the work. Hearhing out a finger. Alice delicately ensnared one of W9ERT S wave lengths. The current was so very great and the vibrations so very shocking that Alice soon shivered down to her natural size. “Goodie!” she gurgled, glad to lind herself again, and hurried out the hack-stage door. “I really must he more careful. Now surelv there can he nothing in thi room that will change me around. I see only lunik in here. Hut who are those funny people IIIuc Triangle llrarinan | Cnprland; Avery. HmUsiU Kurhynka Fry Pler� on. Irrmturm Mr Alee. Mrrrlaryi t.rrrr( W am.lry Pair � «l.� n, rirr- � riMnl Mtaa tiro.l. u,!r itrr 10 Kamera Klub Brill , � rrrf«irv-frea«|jrrr Salhrr. prrWrfrnl J Clrrlandi Selims ('nlberni Slone running from table to table rollerting slip of paper? A -he entered, one of the people, a Baxter, da-lied up to her. “Where it your library puss? it whhpereil. “Have none,' replied Aliee doubtfully. “Oh, hush. hu-h! hoarsely adnioni-hed three others running up to her. “Mustn't -hunt! Must only whisper!” Oh, said Aliee, still feeling a hit huffy, hut quieting down. U (reading from Irfl lop ilnsn)---llopprri Shine I Itrarmans Iturlli Rirnum, i r-; reWdr� « ( Volk| llaggell C (from riiilit lop around)—Mr . Rorhford, adrtaer| Alt wood | (ireer. Imuarrri Strand, prriMrali lloirr, wrrrlwri Hells lloddi Mr . Krrd. orfrlwr 11 Radio Club .HTAMllM Hiumani Srhmlalli W Ik hi j llr- r. irrrrfaM; llolahani Poller SEATF.I Krur rr, prrtiilrnl { Mr. . mlrr««, atlrlter; l.rilh, vice-pretitlrnl Round TabU IIAI R ROW—4 . WInn. Kxlrr, Tbl� «, Irvine, Tharher. Staodmon SECOND ROW—Crave , K. A«fry, Plrmn, A. Avery, Slo� f, Una, Johnson, Clark FRONT ROW—Malaed, freaaurnrj D. Winn, rirr-praili ml; Hauler, prrtljrnl j Nye. aerrrlary 12 Chapter Three The Pool of Tears I T was really thr French Cluli that rauM-tl Alice to In-gin her copious weeping. The While Rabbit hud nothing to tlo with it ut nil; it certainly na-n'l hi- suggestion that ►he should try to eounl the members of the French (Hub. and Alice herself was forced to admit that after all. it sa� hardly fair to blame him. The pair of adventurers, together with the While Kahliil' third cousin, had wandered into the auditorium, and there was the French dub a nice a you please all laid out in row like a garden plot. “1 thall count them! declared Alice defiantly, “on account of it’ uch good practice for arithmetic.” and although both the lliseock and the Tobin in the front row attempted to remonstrate, Alice begun, but unfortunately was forced to stop before she had reached a mere one thousand. It was there that the tears made their appearance, for Alice, poor dear, thought she had forgotten her fractions. Soon Rabbits, Frenchling . and all were forced to swim for their lives, for in a remarkably short period of time the auditorium was transformed into a domicile for Neptune, and if Alice had not suddenly remembered she hud lost her hanky she would surely have experienced the inexplicable phenomenon of drowning in her own tears. As it was. she was saved from disaster only by the arrival of the Ammilus, which being a history organization, had the place dry uguin in no time at all. “Wr arc really «|uite handy to have uliout!” announced Elizabeth Klein to Alice. “We absorb things very easily, you know, and as wr are making a study of murine history just now, u real honrst-to-goodnes sen of salt in our own high-school auditorium is worth prartiring on!' Alice nodded approvingly and suspected the Klein very much of bring president, liecausc of its executive demeanor. Alice knew from a Weekly which she hail picked up from the debris in the hall, that Miss Mary Rainier was club adviser, und that a Wumslcy and a Scheiber were secretary und treasurer respectively, but one should never 13 Am m Hus HACK l«OW — llallahan. Cininkrll, Lilleakov. '!«•� . Simon.I., liunbrr . Pretry. Erikven. Ilarrl FIFTH HOW—llakrr. Colwell. 1‘lerry. Willey. I.nod. Irwin. Conklin M l Hill HOW — Mark. Hainr, Minin'. Hlnlrky, llawlen. Ty� nn. Ilamnlrll TIIIKO HOW—Miller I Benet vital l.irtirrman s Donovan; Srhrll� er. trea ureri Atlwnodl Kn en; l.krrrf | Merrlrk I iluelli Swarlleyi C.hanrei Kri(| Heller; Mueni 11 a w e.; |.,� ele� v| Min Palmrr. n.tiUrr SECOND HOW— Kronirk. Carrl.on. Hover, Warner, W olvlead. Mmnln . MeCarlby. Hmlurr,. Hull, llrarmin, Clowe, llnlitiev, NrUnn, W aril FHONT HOW—llerry ; ll� | |ier, rire- irriMenl; Klein, j� re ii enf{ W amalejr, aerrefaryj Maver; Kurk | Hei|an| Slelni Dolman i llirvlloi MacDonald u believe everythin one reads; M II. Alice did not care to be accused of unking unnecessary questions. 1 111 sure of one thing. ' she whi� |� ered to the White Hnhhit. ‘‘They meet on Wednesday night and have speakers in to tell them about the new modes in Chinese ()’� .” Alice pretended to look shocked, for some one hail told her once that the Chinese painted their fures and thut it was therefore quite immodest to tulk about them. “W hut is more.” she added, peering uIm� u! furtively, “they are so rerr exclusive you know—not a bit democratic. Only last term they admitted but 30 of the students who were crying to learn more of history globes and maps of South Africa. Alice knew also, of course, that Ammilus had been dropping people right and left for not paying their dues, but she could not be so cruel us to mention that even to the Kuhhil. “Cun it be true?” muttered the W hile Habbil hoarsely wringing his gloves, us if they had just that moment jumped out of the wush. “We must leave this place at once!” Together they fled through the door in spite of the cries from At I wood. Cherry, Garrison. Kuril and Stein, who wanted them to stay and practice reciting the birthdays of the presidents. The White Knhhit seemed to know what he was about, so Alice trusted his rabbit's luck and followed through hallway uflcr hallway, up and down stairs, and even twice across the front lawn until they finally reached a balcony where a great crowd of students was gathered wulrhing a bull fight, and ruling chile con carne with wooden spoon . •‘The Spanish (dub! shouted Alice in delight, trying to conceal the fact thut she was thinking more of the chile con carne than Spanish subjunctives. It would never do to let tlie W hite Habbil know she was hungry, especially at a bull fight, so she did her best to concentrate on the Palmer, club president, according to Alice's intuition. It at least gnve the appearance of being less edible than the bull, or the peppery refreshments. Alice knew it was impolite to stare at one person, but the McLaughlin adviser seemed so ferocious she dared not glance at him. Of course there was Kinur Wallen i� euniing from the head of the stairs as well as the Spclio|M louscs, the Anderson, the korp, and the Goodyeur. but all of them had worried expressions from reciting Spanish dramas at the Monday evening club meetings, and not wishing to embarrass anyone Alice tiptoed away from the festival wondering just why people study foreign languages in the first place. “History. Spanish and French, she mused. “It's u peculiar world! Los Castillanos FRONT LINK—J. Spellopoulo i Aml.r.oni Murrat i MarKrn.irt lr«| Mr. AteLauahlin, u. rl.er; Sll� -ruml I Palmer. prrW rnt( Hobhln.: Knrp, «• «■ • prriMrnli Wa.ll.oni .......Ijr.r, wrr.lart INslOK ROW ON RAILING----------% alien. Simon.!.. C.rnl.h. Kr Irk ,«n, I. I(� jrr. A. Dwyer, Coiner, Farrell, llrherlrln. Slone OUTSIDE ROW ON RAILING—— F. Speliopnula , Ireoiurrri Campbell i lloyer; Mo..| Whiles Fln� on| Matlorkl Sten«ler� on I Silvers Itrenrhlev s Vlllumar 15 Chapter Four Advice From the Caterpillar FEELING rather (lump, Alice made for the nearest exit where whe wundrred out upon the lawn into the bright wunwhine. “So many queer thine- have happened today,” whe waid aloud aw whe wealed her-elf in a wunny wool, “that I believe nothing at all could awtoniwh me any more. . oir juwt look at myaelf!” For aw the warmth of the wun dried her, Alice Maw -hrinkine aw rapidly aw a Sim'w double-breasted wuil that haw been out in the rain. “No,” whe chortled. “Nothine at all can wurpriwe me any more. I’m whock proof. ■ ___ «« “Oh, are you now? queried a voire ulwive her. There wealed on a twig waw u huge caterpillar alniowt twice aw hie aw Alice in her whrunken wtate. “So, little lady, nothine ran wurpriwe you! Humph, that’ what you think. Hut trail till you meet the Weekly crowd!” “But pleawe, where are they?” pleaded Alice. “You never can tell!” he grunted. “Now run alone, whrimp, and don’t bother me! Can’t you wee I’m powine for the Daubrrw?” Sure enough, wealed in a circle and wkctrhing the caterpillar waw a group of wmorked wtudentw, wplawhing paint around with joyouw abandon and all concentrating on their model. Some wkrtrhed him with pencil and paper; otherw painted him with water rolorw or oilw. One little boy waw even curving a model in oap. “Oh. dear!” mournetl Alice wadly. “They look wo interewting. I would love to talk to them, but they can hardly wee me, let alone heur me. Oh pleawe, Mr. Caterpillar, what whall I do?” “Grow, idiot!” scowled the wiggly one. And in rewponwe to hiw command, Alice whot up to her former height. Breathing a wigh of relief whe came around the front of the buwh and wulked over to the circle of buwy artiwtw. A Bearman walked from Dauber to Dauber giving out word of inwtruclion ami encouragement. The Bearman waw glad to wee Alice and thruwt a paint and palette into her handw inwiwting howpitalily that whe daub with them. “But I’m not an artiwt,” protected Alice. Alice wlipped off her wtool unheeded and left the buwy wketehcr to Miww Hazel I. Moore, their adviwer. Back near the building again whe found cine little lost Dauber wandering around crying, “I want my worm! I want my worm!” It waw Marion Wells, and Alice promiwed to tell her where the worm waw if Marion would explain where 16 Weekly Staff Andere . Ko.rn.lahl. Smith. Wickham. Mach. Wel.er. Ila..lrn. Warn. ley. Il.rria tci.vii uii«rRrk‘MI' Kronlck, Walton. Uranian. Henan. I’eteraon. Dodd, llrmnan Shl.USD nil —K line. n..oriole editor; Mr l.auithlin. adrerllrlng manager j John.on. anlrtanl ad manager; VT I Kol.h I Cooprruian. � ,� erlal irrltrr; Wold iHOVT IIO« Krr«|. I,urinen manager; Incall-. Drake, tporfi editor,; Ie|.hr ini. re-editor f Klein, anvlale eililor; llreolow, mil lor-In-rhlef; Kurliynka. a,,oriole editor; Ml � Utley. ud liter JIM!. 1932 Adeltheiiu A pluml Alt wood «... Master Kell llrennan Brr.law t'arhart Cherry llakin Dale Dlekin.nn Dreinian Dudley lluyer Krirk.un CtirllM Carrey Gilman Cunbrn llall lliceh Hopper la Jonap J� hn� «n Klein Koehler Korp l.ei ln� on I indhloom Mather No.ldal l eler� on I’ourhrr llobbin. National Honor Society Rohlmon Kndd Ki� enber« Sander Shine Simninn Strand Van mgenen JANUARY. 1933 lie arm an llunklee Kronirk Kochinka Mahon Marsh Mi-nn Merrick ft ii am Thompson n um-lrr JIM., 1933 Andecon Uranian lleeh Cunhera lla len l.e y llyiler Simonda Smith Thor.ell ft urner 17 the Weekly wai. “Oh, that! ' giggled Marion, “lo be sure! It’s right over there. See? ( « in the window. Thry all do ' So Alice direrted Marion to the caterpillar (although she rould not imagine why unyone would ever want lo find such an impolite creature), and then rlambered through the window to 105. She sat on the sill for a while and curiously watched proceedings inside. Three page editors. Adelsheini, Stein, and Kuchynka. were stationed at the typewriter singing the anvil chorus and accompanying the song with a steady clung— clang—clang of the Royal and Woodstock , stopping every few minutes only to grin und shout, “Oh, Mister Phe-elps!“ while executing a diflirult tango step. Editor Hre-low was seriously and vehemently addressing a group of reporters on some stirring subject. Alice could not imagine what he was raving about but the words, lower case, two-column spread and must head, were frequently distinguishable. Alice wondered if she could possibly make her way through the room to the door. “Of course you can if you try!” a creaking voice answered her unspoken thoughts. Alice could see no one, but the voice continued. “I am the Idiot! I speak, but never reveal myself, for the mob would tear me to piece ; however, if you want to see u direct contrast to this crowd say good-live to it and go take u look at the National Honor members ' To her great surprise, when she reaehed the spot where they met, she found that some of the Weekly had run there ahead of her. Hut in this society they all exhibited astonishing control and perfect decorum. Each member wore a miniature copy of the great torch monument that they were seated upon. Alice ga .ed in awe upon these mightiest of the mighty, then, tiptoed silently away. LAllllFK Griffith Date rlrr-priiMnil MeAfee Coaprmun Uremia IVDItt'K fit l ht) Narby Fry Caipell freoaurer llanke Daubers SECOND HO --lieu. Welle. Ly� � . Campbell. Feme . Noth. Kudu. Gage. Chance, Alarlh. Law FRONT ROW—A.plund | liannemani Bearmao. preOdraf j Granger; |i„ Moure. adrOeri Ole,on. irrrelar f Ileal | tlu-k 18 t 'li i|iter Five Pig and Pepper AS Alice tripped gaily along down the corridor humming “Come along and pass through the looking glass,” a delicate odor hu wafted to her. Oh me. oh my, ’ die squealed. Mopping short. “Chocolate pudding, I do declare! VI here can it Ik ?' Next to artichoke Alice was just ahout as fond of chocolate pudding as � little girl can be. Smiling delightedly like a little fox-terrier in spring, she ran along, halting l efore each door to consider. Finally she came to 113. and smiled i|uile knowingly for such a tiny girl. Yes, there it was. Inside were white-capped, white-aproned boys standing at stoves and stirring in their double boiler . “How funny,” laughed Alice, “to see hoys acting as if they knew something ahout cooking! I’m sure, I’ve never heard of boy making chocolate pudding before!” “Oh. hut they do,” ami led Mrs. Mary Potter, who managed these cnihrwi chefs. “And good pudding tmi. my dear. Just ask Dallman over there to let you taste his.” Young Dallman willingly asoented, hut as |n� or Alice hungrily swallowed a spoonful of the mixture, she puckered up her mouth in dismay. “Oh.” she cried, “Pepper! You’ve put in pepper instead of starch.” “Have I now?” mused her rook. “Well. well, well! Are you sure?” and he lasted the pudding himself. “True, my child. But what's a little pepper in my young life?” he asked, and with a careless Hip of his wooden spoon, he was off. But Bull l.ihhey consoled little Alice with a great big dish of his pudding and she found it just as good as that which her own Bridget could make. Thanking him politely. Alice promised to bring him some cup cakes some day (for that was the only thing she hail ever learned to mukr) and proceeded on her way. Just outside the door she found a group of girls who reminded her very much of the Blue Triangles she hud met earlier in the duy, only these were much smaller. F.uger to make new friends, Alice shyly advanced and said. “How do you do? Are you little Blue Triangle ?” The girls laughed and one of them, the Adams, explained. “Well, yes, in a wav. We’re really Silver Triangles. Alice. Wc. too. are members of the ;irl Deserves, but our organisation is composed only of sophomore and freshman girls.” 19 Silver Triangle FRONT Irish, m r .rri AdlMi, prrtIHrnll llorr, rrrrfar ; Ml.. Kutlr, mJrIw SIAHIINt. AT CE.VTER POINT— II uni. Kal . Ilrr..rr. Horlgrr . MrClr llaml. Bril, Hru.rh«.rllrr, Krrgory, Cnwrn, SamurUon. I.lliliy, llawra, On, tto.loirk. Chrl.loflrr, llir.liu, Kira.on, MrKooan, lloll, MrCally, Dorr an rr “Oh. I mt!” Miiil Alirr, “Could you loll me an interesting place lo visit next? I’ve been just about everywhere, it seems.” Oh. no, you haven't,” replied the Siher Triangle . “Why, you haven't seen half Boys' Cooking Class CNKOl.I.Mt NT— Mal.rrl, Hallman. � agnrr. Parmrlrr. Mark. Simon., Comb. Clinton. Dran. Slorby. Illggln., Frb. 1 antra, I.lbbry, Cor| u� , Carl.on. Manning. W oatphal, Rolhkopf, Rytlrr. W th arrrn 20 Homo Club HAf'.k HO —Mnrlrnian, liaurr. Norman, M. Noamaa, |trr«.|rr. K. So an an, (.•••ling. Ilun ll«rr. ttaupl. l.auahnau, Mr Arthur. llranHl. Hr re. Mattl«sn. Ilatlrra ► HO T KIH— Hard i Smiths Flakei Mr� . l.orltMuod. J. A amrrs Mr� . Pallor, ai rlirr j II. Jahn-uni B. a-nrr; l.urkrrho the M'hixtl yrl. % hr don’t you drop in al the Home Club leu?” So Alice Irottrd along lo iht tea, but | m I i I «• l declined ihr refreshment the girl urerd her lt� take, for the chocolate pudding hull no filled her up thut she nan uiiuhle lo nibble e cn a salted almond. The club adviser, the Lockwood, talked lo Alice for some time und told her all alMHit the activities of this little soriul group that hud hel|M-d so many girls in high school. Alice liked the Home ('.lull girls anti they appreciated her interest so much thut when she left they presented her with a lovely flaxen-haired doll. Carrying the doll lovingly Alice went up lo the landing between the second und third floors and sat down to rest. Suddenly she felt the doll moving in her arms. “Com! heaven !” said Alice. “Now what? Oh. I do believe it alive! Just see it kick its little arm and leg ! Anil just listen lo it squeal! I do declare I’ve never seen a dull like this before!” Hut was it a doll? Even as she |� oke, the squeals became more pronounced and Alice realized that she was ruddling in her arms-----a pig. “I gh!” � he ejaculated anil drop|H'd the little grimier on the floor, lie stood there awhile, then in rapid succession changed into u Jittering Juhlierwork, a shouting circu« barker anil then—into lloh Shrewsbury. Shrewsbury stood, chuckling with gh e at Alice uma .e-incut. “Anil what do you think of that, my dealt! Just some of my numerous disguise . Wasn't the pig lovely? I'm fonil of the pig myself. I ran even fool Mis Pauline Saiulhoe with the pig. Anti the Juhlierwork! What do you think of the Jubberwork? It’s a favorite of mine! Would you like to see the Marionette ?' Still rather da .eil Alice agreed, ••There they are now, suiil her rhangeahle friend, as cries of “Tybalt’s dead! Tybalt dead! rearhed their ear . Croupcd around the Tyhull. who kept shooing u fly off hi nose, were the Marionettes weeping, wuiliug, posturing and carrying on in a great way. “Excuse me! begged Shrewsbury and taking out a large white hanky hr ran blubbering to join them. •‘lanik deep, deep, into my eyes,” murmured a voice in her eur. “und tell me what you sec there. “A cinder,” replied practical Alice looking into the stranger’s eyes. “Should I take it out for you? Who ure you, sir?” “I am Death.’ ironically grinned the speaker, “otherwise known a Cy Itarnum or Fulton Koehler.” “Well-cr-what are you doing, please. Death?” she asked. 21 Marionettes BACK HOW—IK.tr. Salivary, Mllr-kut. Slorl.y. Erl, Ho.flrk. Wingate, Smith. Griffith. Hale. Stern. TIIIHIt HOW— Fry, Nramon, Fdqui.t. O.lrll, Ha... Itirkln.on, Morn. Mo.tdal, Manning. Wyatt. Frlnbrnt, O'Hrirn. Kink. Ifarria. Saltrr, Adam . Lnlatan, Okney SECOND l(OW—Sander t Kram.j l.r-t M� � nlrrt Dudley; Ml� � Sandbar, odrlaer FRONT ROW—Shrra.bury. rlr� -prnMrnl| Ho... pmhlrnl; llrrnnan, mvrlary-trMiartr ON FI.OOK—MrCaffrey 'Tnkine it lioliduy, little one, Taking a Holiday. Now pardon me, there are Dorothy Nelson anti Margery Date and I must leave. Hey, wait a minute, Graxia, anti the stranger left Alice, more bewildered than she had been for hours. Curtain Call of Death Takes a Holiday CAST--lion Manning. FeWelej Carry Moonler. Duke .nmbrrl; Mar l� r . Iturkeaa Stephanie t Margrry Pair, C.rmilm ( Irid ay t ; Fulton Korblrr, IVinrr Serki (Friday) I Cy Harnum. Prince Serki ( Thursday t llnrolhy Nr I.on. I.ratio Tliur-.lay t i Grant Soan.nn. inrrado (Friday) I Cliff l.illr-kor, Ma nr U hi frrrf (Friday); liobrrt Shreu.hury, llnron (raarru; Margaret Fry. Madame llrlai Mary llrrnnan. Khnda Fenton; llrlru Itirkln.on. ’r arrn « San-I.ucai Jrrry Voyrr, t'.rir Ponton. NOT IN PICTt'RB—Jim Prirr. Major H Ml.nl (Thursday); Crargr Kohlrr, Corrmlo (Friday). 22 i'liapter Six The Mad Tea Party k OI I.I) you please Ik so kind as In pass the wonr ?” Alice shouted a loud u� •■he ’ Mint able, lull it M-rnii'd that her voire Ka a dorilr a- a spring lamb in comparison lo I he male rhoru about her. If she had only known what kind of a party the Ili-Y tea was going to In in the ln-ginning -he never would have eonte. Much better to |to without one'ii tea than to have it poured all over one. Aliee lapped her poun again ! a giant and wished lo hernelf that the U hite Kuhhil eould arrange an ap| ointment with the Ouches at that very moment. “Ilow many lumps please?” came a thrill voire suddenly at her tide. Alire turned and recognized Mad llntter Heed, who had wandered up from the at the fool of the table, and was now standing on one foot attempting to balanee the sugar bowl on hit head. “If you'll pardon my effrontery, quoted Alire coolly, “I really can't tell until there's tome tea in my cup to put them in.” She tilted her chin at a most becoming 90-degree angle, but the Heed only made a grimace at the Wogaws and swallowed a sugar lump greedily. The Wognwc, however, failed to take notice as they were bu«ily engaged in dividing the crumpets evenly. Apparently there was one I«hi many and while they were considering a primary election to determine which club should In-favored. Hurry Huffy devoured two of them. “Oh. dear!” thought Alice in horror, “what will they do when they find out their debits and credit have vice-versad?” It seemed more than a little silly to engage in mortal combat over a plate of crumpets, but the Orion and lx X were clutching their tea cups so fiercely that even the table trembled in expectancy. “At least I have the protection of the Allas,” mused Alice l«M king in admiration at the sturdy group seated about her at the head of the banquet board, “but they scent so interested in worrying about disarmament that I should certainly hate to ec them bothered by anything so trivial a crumpets!” Alice smiled umlerslandingly at Cy liarnum and Hogcr Lir an, who were loo busy dissecting the integral sections of a toy cannon to notice. Apparently a battle was inevitable; already lea wa« completely forgotten and McClinlock and Dormouse Jim Kobb were hurling silverware at each other from across the table. CXC and Ia� x were mercilessly In-ating one another with crumpets, while Ungaws and Orion were pouring tea down each others collars. Suddenly l-rw kncbcl interrupted the festivities. “Here here! this isn't wa«h night!” he bawled at the lop of his lungs, but the 23 Alin HACK lllltt----1 IihI |iiI I. Mnur.. Campbrll. Irvine, Hoorn Kl!l)M) HllV—Kubb, mrrfart; lljii-an, prnb ritfi Holt;, rlrr-firriMml H 0 T K(l — F.nkrma; Slivroo.l; l.tr «n| Korhlrr; |rmlrr� on; l.r r ring. � rro� urer I S «i om HarrlM Barr : Smiths Kirnum lin only grew ttor«r than before. Alice turned pair ami attempted to bury her bond in the table rloth but a- it wa drenched in roll! tea she found the proredurr diilirull. ‘ ('.1111 1 something be done to disarm in u burry?” she nailed to Gu Drake, who via jumping uu and down in the rake and throning bit- of frosting and punrh glasses at the Semper . He appeared remarkably excited. and Alice knen that unless something were done immediately, the cake would certainly be ruined. (!an l disarm non,” gasped the weakening Guy, reaching for another layer. “Got Semper Fidel is KM hi ROW---- an Yalkrnburg. f.ilmrr. Harhman SECOND Hun-----II an .rn. rlrr.|irriiilrnr| Atlanta, prrlMmll Si. John, irrrrlar FRONT HOW-----Srhrrfrs «ld| llran. Ir«i«rrrj Sastont Bthlrrs «nls Thomp on| Krmp 21 ( Prion MAI K HOW —■shannon, Irrnturrri MrKranil, rirr-pmi rnt; Carlson. prriMrnf| llnn.'un, trrrrlarti ll.,rr FRONT ROW —� U� , W.i.'.ur, Oolr. Ilr� fk� ll. liras n. MirKrmlr, Robb. Tb rl n. W’rkr. Sfillon, Pirmrlfr, KpImii to have a conference first you know, and there’ no time now!” Hi futile words were rut suddenly short u Wickham and Kroiefos from Wngaw jumped upon him from Whind and proceeded to throttle the squealing lx x ite with the napkin , slopping only to gulp down what remained of the tea and to neoop up the tea grounds and stufT them into Dormouse Jim Kohh’ flapping ear . “If only someone would bring some fresh scone , she mused. “I am sure every, thing would he all right.” At tlint very moment a clatter wa heard in the distance, and II (IjfrtlfS HACK HOW—R,,1,1.1 W Ik off, r(r .� MUml| llUon. pro !• «� ; Alslrad. trrrrlaryi IW-njainin FRONT HOW—|)„mil.11 MrCIInn.rL , | Smith. Ireaturrrt Uanirl.; Mr( � rf? | krn|(u .| V| ark I Wirklutns Elliott� Krlly 25 Lox HAI K KOm—Hli.Mrl.il | MuUrhlllj U .Mxlruf i Sallrri Mrl.auttlilln; Sall.lmryi Corrigan, MUinr SECOND ROW----BrodravNI BargerI l)nfri S «rr � fri llnkr, r(m firnMfat| tnlphil. .rr.t.UnI FRONT BOH—Trnnrr ihr Alina came ru«hing down ihr hill on u lea MU(on loaded with buttered Konr and •rape jam. The club Immediately erased hoatilitien and fell to on the new provender, but Alice felt thut the time for parlins had come. So ufter making her apologies to the Alla preaident, and MiiilinR at the Mad Hatter, who couldn't keep buck a smile though he pretended he wan sulking in a corner, ahe skipped off into the w«mhI� . ell. even eaterlunil inuat have it up and downx. you know. muaed Alice to heraelf. C X c HACK HOW-------Tlllol.on. I rrtirrilli (. O'Brtra, ! ••• . SECOND Row--------Krr |. ywMwit) rlfe fr tiiirnl j Comb; Holrri ln«alt . wrf� l� T I Thorhrr. Munn«. Inn FRONT HO« — s„„h. Eirhhom 26 (iiaptor Seven The Lobster Quadrille IT Ha. plea-ant MiinilrriiiK under the tree-. hut Alice knew that Mich gilded silence as � hf now enjoyed rmilil nut In.l fur long, even in Wcstcrluml. “I wonder what will happen next.” -he debated seriously v it I the uak tree on either aide. “Will I burst like u huhhle and cu -oaring off into apace or a ill I find myself suddenly hack home? “Neither, replied the oak branches solemnly and Aliee opened her mouth in surprise. She was huh quite nccu-tnmed to having animal- and high schixds suddenly announce themselves, hut this was her first experience with trees. Hut whatever her feeling-, the branches were correct. A sudden crash descended disastrously u|M n the woodlund hush and Alice found herself surrounded with pianos, bu-s horns, saxophones, hymn Ixmks, drum sticks, violins and tenor voices all tuning themselves at once. “Here! This will never do!” she shouted in order to get them all to stop. “What do you meun by cau-ing such a rumpus on u poor little weak day that can’t defend itself?” she demanded forbiddingly. “It’s not our fault, finally -queaked a timid llule in reply, “We have lo-t our leuders and are all mixed. The remainder of the group nodded vigorously in assent and chipped its hunds excitedly. Alice hud been to a symphony the year Indore with her aunt and was not at all ili-mnyed. “Clap as hard as you can.” she ordered, “and the leaders will think it is an encore and arrive five minutes before you expect them.” It was all done in the twinkling of an eye. In marehed a krieger and u Tkach, bowing and smirking to the oak trees, and soon the wild crowd ranged itself into five groups, a band, an orchestra, a Madrigal, un Aeapella, and a glee club, and all of them immediately proceeded to give a concerto. U hen it was all over Alice discovered that each one hail its special talent. The Aeapellu could -ing without mu-ic or accompaniment anil wa- quite proud of the fuel. The (dee Club bud recently put on an operetta entitled Oh Doctor and insisted upon giving excerpts with solos by Jane Oiowning anil Hud Horre-on. while the orchestra and band seemed to form the chief attraction at class plays, commencement exercises and football games. Madrigal was a stout constituent of all musical organization- in general and Alice noticed that France- t.ilman. harpist and pianist, wa- president. Alice would have likeil to listen to the music for the re-1 of the day, but suddenly u bell rang in the distance, und the entire chorus dispersed as rapidly a- it had appeared. 27 Glee Club RACK ROV—Krlwn, l.aaaan, Srhallar, F«tIm-Ii, Chatiainf, llaailrl., AlhrUtan. SEVENTH HOW — Ko.rnduhl i Wlllarali Mr. Chanallrr. Mr. Krirarr, .Ilrerlont Suthrrlanal t II all t Eiialin. SIXTH KO W —Juhn.iin, Carri.aan, Clark. Slaarlraanl. Carr I., tin I. Krllrr. Hark. Ia l. Illlll HOW—Odrll. Illl.aata, Mrltin. Ilark, Kirin, Klaalen, Ritlfrr KOI Kill ROW—Cra.r., William.. Paanrll. Oilman. La� an. Hradla-v. W arnrr, Opfrr. THIRD HOW---------Srknrl.lrr, W ard. Stranal. Riblatan, Maaalartl, Mayhury. Caaalalln. SECOND IIOW —|la lrra . Patteoon, Nmlaml. All wood, Garvey, Cary, Chrl.lafler, Hallman. FRONT HOW —Mmr-r. Patrialar. Maarrl., TrorVr, llaanklre. I.rllliik, tlurmlla HACK HOW — Piiamlrr, Ayrrv, I’rainlrrn, Slaarby. Ia(rr.nii, l.ikliry, Jamr.. Marshall. SEVENTH KllW — I.a;r„rk t Weilaeli l.raaihra-k i June, i Mr. Krintrr. dkrrlar) jnnr.i krama-ri C.ampi Mr. Chandler, dirrrlor. SIXTH HOW — Eklrrl. Hakr, I.India, lolkai. lirrnkrn, l nlr. Srtrranrr, Ca.kill. FIFTH HO — Faille , W rkr. Van Valkmltura. Irainr. K� likin . Thaim|t� an. Camrraan FOURTH HOW —Srraar, lirakam, Franku . Slrurk. Ilarri.. Smith, llrumann. Crren, TIIIKII ROW —.Sarkrtl, MrCullaarh. Saarll, Thaaaaa|a.aan. I.rjda. Harhman, Borrvaan. SECOND HOW —Claahairn. I.utai, Hruhaln. M allare. IVirr-rn, Anajrr.an, Carri.an. Iliillina. FRONT ROW — SrUaiaa. llan.on. Prlrr.aan, Carle. W ra|, W atlrai. Cage 28 Madrigal HACK HOW Setrranrr, Ga.kill. l.indb. MrCulloek. Hair. Ilarr. Lillie. Pimm. I tr. Rrlirr. lit land. MaRoon. Chounln . Lloyd. Nol.on. SECOND HOW----Mlm-i Mr. Tkach. adrl.rr; 11n t kl..rk.irn| «ehri Brarkolll Hoa-c, irraiurrr; Trlalaffi Raymond | Ounl.rrai Holme, rirr-prr •l.lrnl; Karri. PROMT HOW—W rlalil | Snilthmani M. Smiths L. Smith, «errrioryi Spark.s lladrra.l Trorkr; Pelto; Ilud.on. SKATEI —Gilman. pre«M«nf Loaan tea pel hi Choir HACK Hon—srMr||, Murray. Klork.lrn. Ilarri.on. Chrljtrrn. Sandland. Cunlirry, lonr . FIFTH Hit — ll...kin. M. J. Thump.nn, J. Tliump.'tn, Grool. Malhru.un, Ilorr. Trr.lt.ay, Camphrll, llrpion. FOURTH H� i—Smlihi Srrori Paltoni Shafrr. prrrir rnfi I’rar-.m; Ho.mani Cnldhlalti Roth IIIIHII Kim—Mnl.1,,. Sorlirni Til brtl«| Mr. Tkarh. d reclor j Mrll.it.am MrMrrr. icrrrlartWrraiurrr; Stokkr. SF.CONH Rim—llaunrman. Andrr.cn. Sander.. Hrauliru, Morion. Hurma.lrr, Hendrr. Albright. FIRST R m—Rntnon. Culp. Rohin.on, Sparkc . Cflerton, I.r h. Haurr 29 Hand TRIM PETS—Hub llrMni, Nathan Mahnn, lirorKr Mahon, Laurent Cafarrlla. Ruaarll Ander.on, Inmarti W lirllrr. Ilrrnanl Krrllkam| , Burton Sailer, Kiehard Muorr, Mu..ell l.aramra. IXAKIMTTS—l.aurrnrr llarri . HIM llaimnnil. Ilm Hlanrhard. Bab llanen.leln. lark baadart . John Kuinlln. Morion Utr� , John Averv. Krill. Shepard. Merle Lailkll. SAXOPHONE-Victor llao.on. Kill Marlin. Howard W tkoff. Man Kina- Merrill John.on, Phillip Felnbent. Lent Sehall. U k I onrail. IllIRNS— llrrl Heller , Howard Che.hum, Donald Tu.euny THOMHONES----Edwin l.unherg. Ganleaer Rolb. Arlo O'Connor, Mirk lllumfirld. Kirhard MrKennan. HASSES- Kua.ell NrUvn. Thorne; O'Keefe, Kolirrt Itlark, Harold llmermn. IIHJ M ’Jack Slone. Hill Johnaon, Paul Prevey, Dou la John.on. Rohrrl Simond . Jark Mulrlirad. BARITONE —Bob llarri . Franklin Morton, Art Dudley Orchestra | | VNO—Mariya l.uian. Jeanne Reiler. Leone Smith. FIRST VIOI.I — rlhur Muenae. Kenneth llodgea, Leone I trier. Hill Kaill, Phalli. Perk. F.liaahrlh lloyer. Franrea O'Holuie . Ilaa Carl.on. John Sehrefe. John Holahan. SECOND VIOLIN--Ruth Cary. Flora Allen. Marl Carl.on. Florenre llan.on, Harry Silverman, Mary Lola Smith. VIOLA-Belly Week . CELLO—'Marjorie Dye. Palrlria Mauoon. Audrey Roth. HASS— Helen Chadwick. Dirk Itoolh. Ernie MrMlllan. OBOE—Don Holme . FLITE--Robert Da..ell. Ruth Trara, Fred Feilen, Clark Gilman. CLARINET-Millard Cummin .. Belly Colehour, Arthur Dale. SAXOPHONE—Vlrtor llan.on. Ella Mlley. BASSOON Dorothy Arkerland. TRI MPET--Kin .ley Fn.ter. Winifred Enael. Jean Pularr. IIOKNS—Mary While. Hu..ell W hlle.ell. lune Haney. TROMBONES—Robert Burt, Robert Carvel!. Cheater Krhalreln. DR I MS—Bob Simona, Bill John.on. Ileverley Robey 30 Om liter Eight The Queen's Croquet Ground ] SHALL the croquet tournament,” declared Alice defiantly, “even if it's the lu «l thins I do in Weaterland.” She wax -landing in front of the otiire hnlletin reading the latent notice. which Mias Holt and Mr. Zuvodsky hud just at that moment finished porting with tremendous red thiinih tarkx. “It might Ih- � iw.M she considered while ruhhing her none und squinting at the I loll , remarkable Spencerian band, ‘to go early o on to gel a front neat, for from w hat the sign «aya a big crowd muni be expected. Indeed, the ign mu-t have been expecting something important, for instead of remaining quiet us all sensible athletic notices should. it insisted on joggling uhout on it. hook und making faces with its It's and turning its It's upside down, so thut no one could possibly read them. Finully Alice was forced to place her hand upon its face and hold it steady, after which the poster graciously announced: COME ONE AND ALL! Your attendance i� requested at a West High sports lecture at which time all the reaulls of the hiat term will he announced for your jtleasurel Entertainment: A croquet tournament and a caucua race between the audience and the referee. Admission Free to All Who If ill C.o Without Refreshments. (Signed) J. E. MORRIS, Spitrls Director. “Now that's odd thought Alice aloud, “how can anyone ever tell whether or not one takes refreshments. At any rate I shall go for the sake of the Caucus race, although I'd really just as soon not listen to the Sports lecture.” “Oh, but you mu l do that,” interrupted u voice at her side, “l� ecau e I am going 31 to give it, nn l it wouldn't Ik kind ill all to � tuv only for the fun. That Mould Ik just likr eating one’s cake before one’s spinach. you know.” Alice opened her mouth wide in astonishment, for the voire Mas that of Coach W. W . Bradley. She had heard about him iH'fore. anil remembered Mell his success in making the 1932 Hockey squad a winner of West’s ninth title in eleven years. Yes, it mu' that very team that had rontinucd Western tradition in rapturing the rity title in a three-team league with Washburn and Roosevelt, holding three wins over the latter with 3—0. 6—2, 4—2 scores, and lying the Millers in the first game and defeating them in the second. All this she knew, but Alice had never dreamed that (loach W. W. Bradley ever ate his spinach at all, let alone before his cake. It's bad for the indigestion,” she remarked after a polite and tactful pause, “but if you urr planning to speak I am sure I shall stay to hear you tMire!” “Once Mill be enough.” answered Coach Bradley, “and I might as well begin now, for I’m certain that no one will listen down there! lie pointed scornfullv in the direction of the girl gvninasium where the clarion echoes of dance tune could Ik fuinlly heard. Then before Alice had an opportunity to slave off the disaster with any further questions he had begun. “Once upon a time there was a West high huskctbull team. It practiced and practiced and practiced and thrcM the ball up and doMH. But the poor little team just couldn't seem to win. and although Captain Kinnnrd Barry thought and thought, nobody could do u thing about it. Once it run off to the Minneapolis auditorium where it played another team whose name was Alva—yes. it was none other than Alva Edison. But Alva and his plus males could bounce the ball the higher, and so that team won with a score of 16—13. Needless to say, the little West team hung its head in shame, for it had enjoyed nothing but the organ music.” Alice clapped her hands in glee. “Oh. that was lovel.v !” she cried, giving (loach Bradley u big hug, “and I do love tragedies so. Vlon’l you recite some more, please?” “That was n mere nothing.” stuttered Bradley, unite embarrassed. “Why I could go on for hours telling you how South beat West 32—18. how Washburn pranced off with 2-1 points to West’s 18, how Marshall heat West 27—12. how Central beat West 28-19. and how North beat West 21—13 but I shan’t do it. That would rcullv be much too cruel. Anyway the little West basketball team did win one game anil quite nicely too.’’ Coach Bradley blushed excitedly. “For goodness sake , how did that happen?” questioned Alice anxiously. “Well, you see.” continued Bradley, “Captain Barry inspired his mate so in the 5tcim ming Tearn I-i� rrmorr; Alarlk: Struck; llulibar,!; B. Smith; Hrai-tr.l; Thrrlrn ; Robb, captain I Rinablnumt Warrant MrCtinlorkl l.ar.an; Sattani Ir.lnr; Salter, manager 32 Golf Tram BACK KIIV — Amlrr nnt Corrigan: Mr. Opfer. comri, MIDDLE HOW-----FUr. Ku..rll. Il m.n FROVT ROW—SUrby. Hmarrlud. Rrrw Tennis Team BALK HOW—Mr. Tallak«on. roorAg W liltr. ■••lilul rno A I Adam | Matmn MIDDLE HOW------MrhoKon. Jrn.rn. KlrrWnrr FRONT ICOW —4 amrron. Ward. MrKrrhnlr, Mar� h |{oo«c ell earn lhal they ii«a| ly forgot nil about ihcir � ir.c and the lid that hail been made tin the other Irani anti pranced alnint anti won with a «corc tif 32-18. Ah, that war. one mighty conquest, anti will lie Ii.uk remembered by Grant SwanMin anti Vernon lllirkfrldt. wht� with ihe help of Hob Dallman. enacted the brilliant playing � f he acanon. ’ 11 or key Team RACK now—Ol� on. Ma.lan. wrtu. McLaughlin. Pay. Gretna, Corrigan. Drake. Rrrdr.m. Ed«cra ,,, , FRONT RtlW— irhu|,«n i MrCalwi Itarlholomr | Kwatn Malted. MrKeandl W oullr s McMillan, manager 33 “Do ico on.” uric«'«i Alice, who was quite aroused by these stirring account- of athletic prowess. “Tell me a new story—one that has somethin;: to do with the sea.” “Ah, you Hunt to hear altoul the swimming team. Now there's a story thut will make your blood run cold. Once upon a time there was u big fish named Fred Curtis who got tired of giving fails to economics students and instead begun teuching certain other little fish how to swim. He taught Captain Wally Kobb how to rtive, and Captain-elect Dick IJvermore how to do the 220 in solid sterling. Then when everybody knew how to swim the fish incorporated and became a trust to cut up all the other poor fish who thought they were as good as the Western fish but weren't.” “And then what hap|M ne«l?” interjected Alice shuddering in horror. “Alas,” continued the Couch, “a lass entered the story and ruined everything. Her name was llermunn and she was a big whale from Washburn. After Western fish had thoroughly devoured all the other fi h she came ulong and invited the Curtis swimmers to an after-season meeting at the Y. 1. C. A. Then when they were all safely inside, llermunn Wushhurn caught the Western fin-men by the gills and swallowed them whole in 28-27 gulps.” “How sad.” sympathized Alice.” how very, very sad—but I'm sure the naughty, old whule didn't know whut she was doing. Now tell me ubout the Trackmen and the Tumblers.” Alice snuggled down for a long story und Bradley ltegan: “The tumblers lived in a big cuve with a big bear named Cuelaloe. One day they came out and tumbled over Roosevelt in the Northwest meet after trailing behind in three previous contests. Then Roosevelt jumped up and tumbled back over the Western mat men ufler they had all tumbled out to Ctistuvu Adolphus. Kenneth Alstcud. Bob Swanson, and Fred Spc lio|M ulos were the most terrific tumblers of the lot and simply tumbled over everybody right ami left.” Tu ni blin ft Tearn LEFT TOP (muling dawn anti around —AthrLtan I Cunbrif I Hllrb(rMl) Pepin; Soan.on; D. Rrnjamlni W. Thomp.on; Cln-linil| E. Ilat. or.on: Robb; Donald I John.on; Mr. «.u.-l lor. roarh; Holt; Smith; Lloyd; Slribir; Herd; Lar.on i Sprlivpoula ; Caughnour; Dech; D. Thomp.nn; E. Beniamin; W illiam.on CENTER— l.trad 31 Harr , ra plain Marion Krnip II. Nolxn SlHlirr BllcfcfeMl HaWorson Jimr., Manager Basketball Team A. II. Nrlton. rnaeh S|� rlin|..iulo« Hsan.un llallman llrnloa llrmins, man agar Oisi |iter Xine The Caucus Race THE IrnrkMm with their Papu l.oni� m nl� ky were near relation to the tumblers. They rune nut day after tiny anil ran round ami round in areal circle , jumping over stolen gurden Rules unit bamboo fishing poles. One da? they hail a relay carnival uml jumped all over Kflison. setting two new indoor record . Then they jumped on Shat turk Iwire, hut Shuttuek got up both times. After that route the nnuiiul rity relays uml the West trarksters jumped into thiril place, repeating the performance ut the quudrun-gulur meet ut (lorleton, with a score of 34 to 34 , Edison winning, ami South placing second. We Knkeina, Milt Wishnick, ami Bob Dullman were the high lights of the entire season.” “Lovely,” sighed Alice in admiration as soon us lie hail finished, “that was beautiful, hut still you haven't suid a thing ultout f.olf ami Tennis.” “That's the most fu rinuting story of all,” rumbled Bradley front deep down in his throat, “because it's a mystery and will be continued sometime next summer. Way bark in the wilds of Wcsterluml there once lived a grey-haired old Tennis Bucket named Williums, who hail a strange habit of teaching other little tennis rackets how la go out and battle with every fiber ami every frume against wicked tennis demons who lived nearby. Everything went as pleasing as plum pie at the beginning. The cruel giants of Rooeevell and Wushhurn were decapitated in three battles, consisting of 5—0, 5-0. ami -I—I strokes respectively. “But one day the Williams became a pacifist, and gave up the racket, lie was relieved by u Tallukson who happened to be passing near the scene, and picked the gentleman up and sent him on his way to luke care of A Senior activities. From then 55 Boys9 W Club LEFT TOP reading down and around —Mr Krnn.l j MaUrd; lUkolli llrlkr; Lnkrniat I’rpln; Kolilt; Manoni llwli I Hanson, r Ice-pmtdenl; Mr. Jackson, advlters Dallman, pretldrnl; Hlirkfrldl; AUlrudi Drake; llartliolrnir | llliiniltrlil; Cunbrrg; Wards I. arson; llanlrls Managers Sallrr. James, firming. MrMillan. Dudley, Van W agrnrn. brrlirnllng. Marsh. McCulloch, llanrmlrm 36 Girl ’ W Club movr HUU — lliunrll; klaltr; (.rrrri Riltf, i llopprr. iWprfiMfRl| M� U Hr«� V� «A« I.EJT TOP (mtllnt Woun anij nnmnW-Daisrti, l� rH, M, HUItinbun, Vurti}, U«u r, N� � «n, IWVitii, lartirr, Carrl� «int Rffp, Outllvy, Upon. NrUon. Ran4m, L S«l K, V inUnu, SmV W� n, � � , i, W r v� •rdkon, � rry, Pry, Slraml, Crier, tlolrrek, ir� V m, VWun, W«an, W«mI. WK nr , «%U a , tt� W COrm—Mr . DeUurey C, (. A. Hom'd 1 dhlmi, SutUktmtn, lifWf, Vurtl}, NiulAiA, 'lfi WA Nr oi % CirrtiiR H.4TKD—Kn.i.k i Botrti Hl'kitfeii, mmimy 'rU, Saifos tU nUf l t% k V«k«|% trrV% W Track Team HACK KOV —Mr. � %«.«!.k� . rancht llrowni Pr«|rr onl DanirUi lla«i« FRONT Rll —ll� lliiuii| Ml hnlrk| F.nkriua, captain | •irrr-ni Mm.nn on Tallakson look rare of the Tennis Orphans and i� av lo il that their racquets were re-strung every Saturday night and the nets washed bright and clean. ' Mr. Ilrudlry ga .ed solemnly into Alice's inquisitive eyes and then continued: “The Col flings were near relations of the Bovine Family. They loved to go out to the great wide meadows with peculiar long sticks and graze for hours at a time in the hot sun. Sometimes they did not even reach home in time for supper—and then they were in the rough ' Mr. Bradley roughed apologetically. “That was why they had to get the Opfer to go along with them to keep the time, and tliut was wh Otto llammerland was made Captain to lead the group on to a startling victory of third place over the winning North Team.” “But tell me uboul the rest of the games.” interjected Alice! “That is quite impossible,” muttered the Brudlrv under his breath, “for you see the Tennis turtles and the (� olf goblins are still hard at work winning things, and notxMly has taken the trouble to add up the score. But I cun tell you about (Girls' Athletics. Now there a subject that is highly debatable! In the first place--” “STOP!” suddenly shouted a shrill voice from the door. It was Mrs. I)e Luncey dressed in gym bloomers und a middy. “I shall speak for Girl ' athletics myself,” she proclaimed in a lofty tone. “When the girls do things they do them right. Every girl has an equul opportunity to participate in athletic activities and the teams are not hampered by inter-school competition. There is riding for those who are interested as well as swimming, huschull. hiking and field hockey. In girls uthletics letters are awarded by points ft r participation in a variety of s|x� rts and any girl is capable of achieving that honor if «he is willing lo put forth the effort. “Among our accomplishment this year the West city-wide fell winners gave a play day for all the city-wide felt winner of other schools. It was held in the girls gym where game were played, ami refreshment nerved and--------.” “Hurrah for ( . A. A.!” interrupted Alice, who had fullen asleep at Mrs. Dr l-anecy’t first remark and had awakened at her last one. W hereupon everyone present, Alice included, proceeded to dunce aliout the room shouting Western jells as they had been taught by Morrie McCaffrey “llurruh for ull athletics, musculine, feminine or neuter —and Alice did nut even remember that she had missed both the croquet tournament und the caucus race by slopping to listen to Bradley' stories. 38 Cliai liter Ten The Mock Turtle’s Story VL EEPING great green tears, the old Mock Turtle l� rgan to � pcak, ‘“Well lo I re- member the (lavs of my childhood. The whool and lessons were fur, far different then, my little Corinna!” Puzxled, Aliee interrupted. “Were you speaking to me?” To be sure.” “But my name isn’t Corinna. You sec—” Oh, hush!” growled the Gryphon, it might hove been, you know!” But—” argued Alice. Oh, «lo be quiet,” shouted both the Gryphon and the Mock Turtle together. It might have been, now mightn’t it? Answer truthfully, you! Mightn’t it!” Well, I suppose—■” Of Course ' snapped the Gryphon. Now do go on Mork Turtle. Tell us about your classes in those days. “Oh. my friend.” murmured the Mock Turtle. “I didn’t have to wear classes in those flays. It was only when I entered 11.0 Johnson's civics class ami hail to listen so hard to catch all his wisecracks, that my eyesight failed!” Listen so hard?” asked Alice. “But for goodness sakes you don't listen with vour even!” How do you know I don't?” screamed the Turtle, blinking his horny eyelids. You’re not me. You’re not even meek! Now don’t interrupt. As I was sig lirig. my dear Gryphon. Oh now, you little minx, you've gotten me all off the track!” Your little brother, old pal,” prompted the Gryphon. Tell us uImiu! your little brother, u bothersome little chap, he was.” Ah. yes, my little brother,” gurgled the Mork Turtle running his flippers through where his hair would have been if heM hail any hair. We used to call the little fellow Curds, you know.” Why, please,” ventured Alice. Because he was always in the tray, of course, foolish. Anil it was Curds who started the Service Club. Anil dear idd hew pie Chandler has carried it on. Do you 39 Stage Crete know,” hr continued lowering: hi voice to � hoarse whisper, “lit� t only two |H o|tle in all Westerland know what that «lianli for—Q.P.? And one of them is myself,” he finished proudly. You mean that thins: over there. queried Alice eagerly, “that ladder with all the boys and ropes climbing all over it? Is that the Service Club, Mr. Gryphon?” “No, no, explained the Grtphon impatiently. “That, question-box, is the Stage Force.” “And what are they for?” -huulrd Alice. She had to shout to make herself heard above the din that the Muck Turtle made while eating pieces of cold toast and peanuts. “They pull curtains up and down and switch on the ankle lights,” called the Gryphon from tinder the radiator where he was licking up the peanut shells. “I ve never seen an ankle light. Alice told him, getting down on her hands and knees and fleering after him. “VI hat are they?” “You know what a foot light is, don't you?” scowled the Mock Turtle with a mouthful of wisteria leaves. “Well, ankle-lights are just a I Hive the footlights.” Just then the strange pair discovered a siamese peanut in their hag. and no entreaties of Alice could induce them to leave their examination of the specimen. So almost in tears she wandered off to the oo. At least the thought it was a zoo, for there was some sort of an animal in a cage. Hut she soon found out that it was only a l.indquist in a ticket booth and nothing could he done about it. The Service folks had spent half an hour trying to got their revered president out n( the booth and then gave up in despair, just as Alice approached and heroically rescued the imprisoned executive by unlocking the cage with her wonderful golden key. I pon which the entire organization showered her with confetti, lifted her upon willing shoulders and carried her off. READING DO N—Dole, managert I llihey, ai In-anl manager; Ir.inr, Da Dun Service Club BACK ltd —Smith i llrani Donovani I’icr-,on I McCulloch i Gun-l Cf . Ireuturer FRONT ROW—Be cn.Dk i Hurl I. elre-pretldanl I Mr. Chandler, atriirn W at-on t Kurhynka CAGE — l.lnalquDl, prr� l-tirnt 40 rimplor Glovon The Mouse’s Tale LICE. MimrHhal iliithrvrllnl, rubbed her eyes and piu«cd for a moment to consider what she should do next. “Mork Turtles and Gryphons are all right in their place,” she mused, carelessly pulling the hultonn on her frork, “hut this is a high school, and it would do me a world of good if I could only discover somebody who knows all about the great student body in this curious institution. “There ain't no student body! came an amazingly squeaky voice trembling In picturesque, colloquial old ICnglish from almost under her very feet. “The underclassmen are the only creatures what amounts to anything around here nnd they aren't students, hut just Sophomores.” “The poor dear's caught,” ejaculated Alice, and sy mpatheticully bent down, opened the door, and freed a plaintive little mouse from the hinge where it had caught its tail. The mouse immediately proceeded to comb its ears and re-curl its whiskers, after which it bowed humbly. “My name am A. Mouse,” it said. “You’ve no ideu how kind you is—especially to a poor humble soul like me.” The mouse was really most affected, and great mouse tears begun to roll down its cheeks. Alice was loo shocked at its verbs to answer. “You see,” the little lacast mournfully continued. “I come up to have u bite to eut and was mi hungry that I was caught.” It immediately started snifiling again and Alice loaned it her hanky, which in some miraculous fashion had returned to her pocket. “Do you mean to tell me you eat the door?” Alice shouted aghast. “Only the jamb,” returned the mouse, “and usually there's not half enough. Hut today as I comes up the stairs it looked us if thcre'd he much more than usually so I stays too long—much I«m� long, anil got caught!” “Why in the world did you think you could get more to eat than usual?” curiously questioned Alice. “Because the door was ajar.” mumbled the mouse, and began walling anew, and thumping its wounded tail on the cement corridor. “Well, there's something in that!” laughed Alice at the mouselike witticisms, but the mouse failed to understand such cruel reception of his sorrows. “That were just the trouble.” it continued, “there were nothing in it at all. and the door slammed and I was caught in the jamb. Hut it's not the worst jum I've been in. I'll told you that in a hurry.” 41 “Whcrc'i your grammar?” suddenly corrected Alice. She never rould stand |HK� r English long anil this wai the � or� l she hail heard since hr fell down the Rabbit Hole. “My grammar's dead.” sullenly replied the mouse, “she died u year ago Inst July when she tried to build her nest inside a firecracker, and if you don't like my English you cun blame Tom Hunt and Mary die and Don Brennan and all the rest of that bunch whut are culled underclassmen. I lives with 'em and they talks this way all the time.” The mouse seemed somewhat offended and began to wrap up its tail us if in preparation to leave. “Oh. don't go,” pleaded Alice. She really wnnted to hear something new about the school. “Slav and tell me about the underclassmen. Are they of the mouse family too?” “Gnaw!” answered A. Mouse, resentfully biting his own teeth, “only near relations. As fur as I knows Paul Hancock and Tom Sweeny ure the lust of u famous line of mice, but it didn't lust long. Stuurl W anisley, Eva C«� o| er, Hob West, Russell Whitesell und David George decided to have a revolution and that wns where the trouble beganed. you see. The mouse looked extremely wise, and drew out a pair of spectacles, which he immediately pluced on his nose. “Yes,” interjected Alice. “Trouble nlways ends where peace begins.” Although her tongue wus tangled A. Mouse seemed to understand and promptly continued. “John Adams, Jane Verrell, Harriet Parker and Blanche Ewalt never wanted a revolution in the first place. They were staunch mouse pacifists, but it did no good at all. Earl Swanson, Martha Thies und Sid Breslow and all the others went right ahead with the revolution anyway ami sewed flugs and banners and flannels together for in-signiu just like Julia Caesar.” “How sad.” murmured Alice consolingly, “A Sophomore revolution—what a disgrace to all Mousedom!” She looked into A. Mouse's eyes timidly. “At least it proves that all men did not spring from monkeys!” “Indeed.” answered the mouse (this was evidently his favorite subject). “The humble mouse was the forefather of all the Sophomore race. Just ask Jean Gregory or Ed Freeman or l,ewi Conrad. They knew my own Aunt Matilda before the revolution was ever declared. Alas, then the doors of mouse society were open wide, but now that the family tree has been broken we all generally keep to our own mouse holes und leave the Sophomores to theirs.” A. Mouse's English had improved so remarkably up to this point that Alice was not in the least surprised to see him suddenly change into a compound sentence and go rushing off toward the nearest grammar lumk. All that remained was his tail, which, like a dangling participle, he had left to wag behind without any antecedent—or mouse—to attach itself to. Alice, much amused and considerably overcome by the sudden transition, crept up to inspect the curious relic. “Why 1 do declare,” she shouted jumping up and down with excitement, “it's all autographed by his Sophomore friends just like the blackboards in 302.” She instantly began reading from right to left and often from left to right, depending upon the twists in the tail which proved to be one of the most fascinating bits of literature the Rabbit-Hole adventuress had ever perused. 42 . Cliapter Twelve Who Stole the Tarts? LICE knew thiil someone hail Ih« ii baking tarts. Of cour f -hi couldn't be certain of the furl, hut the bite Rabbit hn«l disappeared. a fart vthirh mr oUa«� a sign of something important, and I hi time it might a well hr tarts as an.'thing rise. “But first, she suddenly realized in a more practical tone, I must find the tarts wherever they are. and thinking they might. perrhanre. In- in 304, she opened the door and peered within. Only an Orton, she sighed wistfully as she viewed the inmate of the rhamber, and its protege the Srript. But I suppose to In polite I really should go in, now tliut they have all seen me.” Indeed, you had. suddenly answered Hay Smith in a smooth iamhir pentameter that fairly reeked of Aliee s Shakespeare l ook in her Crundpaw's library. And mind you mind your manners as you ought! hr udded mellifluoiisly, arrenting earh second s' liable. Hav was seated at the desk, hut he immediately rose and instrurted the rluh to how. It did so rather artifirially, having spent the last half hour writing sonnets. “I’ll try, sir,” lisped Alire, awed at Land llnywood s pierring ga .e, directed from a far rorner where the eager secretary was untangling herself from a double-jointed pretzel. Alice seated herself beside Rath Hell, who being chairman of refreshments, looked more inviting than the others, and proceeded to read poetry. Do you want me to criticize? she queried, after a tactful interval of silence, anil if so, what kind of criticism do you prefer? Oilil verse, mumbled Andrew Nelson, who wrote only ixdiliral essays. Never. immediately announced Margaret Huell from a corner. If you must speak perversely in controversy over my verse you can at least talk blank versely. blank verse is in the rules, you know, she added with a vacant stare. “Well, there are diverse opinions concerning thut! replied Alire. At this the entire group ran screaming from the room, shouting “Tart anil feather her anil Alire not realizing the peril she was in followed meekly behind. U hen they reached the court room (No one had told her there was u court room, but somehow or other Alire had surmised they were going there) the place was in considerable turmoil. Tarts and feathers were strewn all over the floor and the bench was occupied by the Student Council of 22 members. Tom Curtis as chief justice presided. 43 Script dull, hrmlril by Robert Shannon and Kli uheth Klein, look places at the reporter-. table, where they proceeded to liiclit with one another over the ink. The De Pol jury with it- head juryman. Holier) Hlotrky. had just arrived and having already been paid by Fester Breslow and John Smith, lawyers a) large, to render a verdict in favor of both the plaintiff and the defendant, they took n-hIi without rolling up their sleeves. Alice could not quite imagine what it wa. all about, hut not wishing to interrupt she sal down on the edge of the witness Imix and waited. VI hen ifill they begin?” the mused. Indeed, it ap|M-ared as though they never would. The judge continually mopped his brow and referred to Secretary McAfee for the morning papers. The bailifT wa lute and had forgotten to tie his shoestrings, which drugged about on the floor every time he ran to the jury box to waken the De Pol secretary-treasurer, the Harris who was continually falling asleep. What’s the verdict?” finally growled Judge Curtis after the Script reporters hail given up the ink and had sharpened their pencils. She’s guilty!” shouted the bailifT pointing at Alice. It’s unjust,” retorted Alice tearfully. After ull you haven’t even tried me yet!” That’s because we haven't tried,” returned the bailifT. encouraged by the shouts of the De Pol jury, and unywuy it makes no difference at all. Bring on the feathers with reciprocals!” Alice cowered in her chair and wished fervently that De Pol were on a soap box in Fleet Street or W indsor Cardens listening to Breslow and unemployment. Two guards, u Wally Kobb ami a Marsh, suddenly appeared with long clanking chains which were wound up in knots, but Alice was concentrating so hurd on De Pol and soup boxes thut she hud forgotten what was going on in spite of the stressed cir-cum stances. All of De Pol could never be on a soap box together. she mused. It would have to be la-sler with the club uIm u) him. At any rale, it will never happen; the adviser Kenel will not allow it I know.” She scratched her chin questioningly and looked about. Here you,” broke in the guards, “step tartly now, if you’re to be tart we want it done in a hurry.” Script Club STAMIIM; Hr .man, Dakin. J. Smith. K. smlih. Kirin. Ilurrill, Xi-I.un. shannon. Ilrr.la- SEATED llrII. trrnturer; Cooptrmui Brarman t 'li« Orton, o.Sii.rr; Klinr, prfUrnti s,rin| kurhvnka| Hurl 11 It a. Maud, o rrrrlnrj it DePol LEFT Cherry Kuril nk Mil l Mayrr M .....lr, Donat an Smith Kllnr Brrchrr kiciit llcrrj Krmm Amlrr.on Sa al Hrsan Ncl-on |la lrn Illot.-ky Mr. Krnrl ON SOAP BOX—Hre.low “Won’t, pouted Alin , suddenly regaining h« r courage and standing up defiantly. “I'm (soiiifc to leave your Wester I and ihi very moment! Not realizing what -he was doing -he grasped the president’ gavel and hurled it madly at the jury. The result was chaotic; IK Pol, Script and even the chief ju tirc rushed in all direction . The guards drop| ed their rhains and dived for the windows. There was a deep roar and the very walls seemed to swirl and hend and crumble like a derk of cards in a sudden draft. Student Council STANDING—I. Rabl.. th-njamln. lUmum. Han.on. Mar.h. Korhlrr. Hr«l. DWon. Kll-r. Drakr. Smith SEATED---ll..| prrt tt.l.on; kurhink.i Orrrrt Mr. G rrrrt MrAfrr. Moratory ( V.urth. I, W. Robb, ricr.prr.i. rnt; Ml., I llry. «i.rr; II.Ill Mnent -tr.mlt Do.I.I t l� r. 45 Epilogue )rpiS lime for you to leave, my child, said suddenly the llalter, 1 I he dreir his tarnished icalrh and held it up against the sun, And he scrutinized it carefully—hut something uas the matter. For the timepiece suddenly began to run. It icas half-past six for years, said he, The butter must have melted: This means that Time trill never more allotr us to be free. Hut though we're grinring old, you still are young—have you not felt it? And our love trill keep you ytnmg eternally. Then Alice, for she knetr that Time teas hurrying her ontcard, II tilked round tit vietr once more the curious creatures she had met. And to some she smiled, and to the rest she whispered just one fond word, Goodbye, goodbye— never trill forget. The Greer held out a kindly hand, and while his smile was wrinkled. He murmured, “We hope you trill want to risit us again. The Lockwood and the Holt were giggling, the Dormouse twinkled. And Alice felt she wanted to remain. The Duchess whispered in her ear, The moral is, “ lore you.' The Lobsters said, Each day for you we'd be thrown out to sea. “Please do not think that I consider myself far altore yon, The King of Hearts said, almost genially. Hut Alice fell a grizzled hand laid heavy on her shoulder— 'Twos Time entreating her to quickly finish her farewell; I cannot let you stay, said he. Your friends are getting older. Hut in your heart no sense of time need dwell. So Alice turned away at last and started off in sadness. To find her Fairyland and walk its road without a friend: And one wise thing the Hatter said, in spite of all his madness, Oh what a pity that her dream must end!99 And here we stand and watch our visions crumble 'neath our fingers. And welcome dreams that Time has vowed will someday be our own. Nor wonder why no happy breath of childhood days still lingers In our hearts where Time has ruled so long alone. Hut Alice glimpsed the real West, the West that cannot perish, The one tee wish to keep locked in our chest of dreams forever; And Time, will It relent and all our memories let us cherish? . . . Sweet Alice, from your dream be wakened—never! PART TWO Through tlie Looking Glass Original Illustrations UNABRIDGED EDITION OF JUNE CLASS 1932 HrHwlions rHEft first Hire met the Chessmen, most extraordinary II estmen She was just a little frightened and quite naturally surprised. IIul when after many hours she'd met Oysters, Cards and Flowers, “There's nothing ran astound me, she heroically surmised. As thus she walked and pondered, near a Looking Class she wandered And though the fares in it were as plain as they could he. The written words, there listed, were all tangled, turned and twisted, And appeared like Hieroglyphics as far as she could see. As she puzzled and perused and grew more and more confused, Suddenly was solved for her a way to make it plain. So our Alice came up nearer and drew out a pocket mirror And therein found each printed word all straightened out and sane. lm| K‘i One Chessmen of IVestcliester A l-ICIE hud really no desire lo go through the latoking GIbm. 11 bo«� lpd surh a hard ami � hiny surface lhal fell to forbidding. ami iM'oidn ihe room on the other side wa ju-l like ihe one ►hi- mb in. After nil, what was the use of turning one - -elf all in-iile out and himl-ide to simply to In the preripi-taled into a Inin bedroom? But when -he chanced to peer through on a rainy after-noon, anil discovered Fulton Koehler smiling at her from the other side, in-lead of her own beaming, sunny replica, all was lo—I. and she might ju-t a- well have made up her mind to clumber into the looking gla— chamber in the fir-t place. “And who might you lie?” Alice inquired ufter the fir-1 fervent gu-t of surprise had somewhat worn off. She discovered curiously enough, that although in some inexplicable fashion -he had been tossed through the mirror, -he was still definitely right side out ami could speak without turning her sentences upside down. Fulton did not up|� eur in the least chagrined ul this sudden question, but merely chucked Alice under the chin with a chiding finger. “I am the King of Hearts. he gruvely announced blinking one solemn eye and ga ing at Alice’s eurl- with the other. “Though a thousand heurts have been offered ul my feet I -corn them all and thus preserve the dignity of my supreme oflice, of reigning monarch over all the |teoples of the great Class of June, 1932.” lie bowed his head as though the affairs of state were indeed weighty ones. “What ah-olu!e cruelty,” thought Alice, but -lie did not quite dare to stigge-l her views to so great a personage, and merely added aloud, “and what might you In doing here?” “That,” replied the pre«idenl monarch. “is one of the great mysteries of living on the wrong side of a mirror. However. if you can promise to Ik- very good ami not sneeze wliile I am talking, everything will be explained in due time, although you probably won’t understand a word of it.” “I always listen when I uni told,” replied Alice curtly, “and what is more I can understand unything if it’s said in good Fnglish. It’- only when people stnrl conversing in luitin that I find it difficult. Alice had never actually heard anyone talk l.alin. but she knew from her lessons that it wu assumed HELEN BELLE 1 01015 A. A„ tin ant I f. 0., Secretary ’31, '32i 1 Club. President Econ.t Blur Triangle | Killing Club I Cla « Secretary Thm 4IU, Ft I.TON KOEHLER National Honor Societal Service Club | Student Couurlli Cla� Pre-ldenl i I I . PrcWcnl 301 Allat II I-V Cabinet. Secretary 31| Track Mr King of llrorii 49 lo Ik most rla«iral. and therefore quite the likely thing for a president to -tart doing. However, Fulton mu- m� liu-ily searching for hi- presidential notebook thut he did not appear to have heard u Mord of Mhut mu- -aid and Aliee -at Mailing meekly for an answer. Finally, after milling a great many sheets and tearing three composition hook- and one graduation treulise completely in half, he crossed hi- leg-, placed one foot on the other and begun: “This, the June Class of 1932, mu- formed Milh its 101 graduating student- for the primal reason that there mu- no method by Mhirh it might Ik legally and lawfully di—olved. Furthermore------ “But that’s not logical,” interrupted Aliee, Mho had been li-lening most intently to the presidential monologue. It rould not be dissolved before it was formed, you know.” National Honor Sorlrly | rrliljr. Stag. Raartl. Pa«r (alitor. (alitor.in-chief '321 Hr Pol, Srr. retar. '29. Prr.hlrnt '30. 31. Hrkatlna Tram '31. '321 Script: Chairman Crariuatlon Cammitlrr t Chairman of It t-V Anti-I ribbing Campaign Sr , ‘rr a right la think “That’s mhat I -aid, idiot.” snapped Fulton, there was no means by Mhirh it might be legally dissolved and therefore it mm- formed sine qua non, and quod crut demonstrandum!” lie beamed anti l It limped hi- chest convincingly and Aliee perceived it was indeed hopeless to argue. The president continued. “Furthermore, among it- several and -undry duties and obligation- of promoting the morale of the -ehtml (herttniph), buying liekel-lo sixth-hour -unlites (hurrah), and keeping the curfcM laws (???), this memorable hotly, thi- honorable gathering of 1932 June bug-, mm- invested Milh the monumcnlul la-k of electing!” Here the president suddenly fullered, dropped hi- paper-, notebook anti dignity anti begun to Mcep on Alice’s -boulder, a situation Mhirh -he. poor child, did not mind in the lea-t. ”Ye-. dear Aliee,” Mcpl Fulton morosely, “the rlas- was forced to elect. It voted for committees, chairmen, class oHirer-. dresses, trousers, flowers, churches, photographer- anil even shoes. It voted for me and I mu- elected. It voted for Hennepin iM. F.. anti that mu- elected. It voted for pu-tel -hade-ami Mliite flannel-, anti they were elerlcd. I tell you nothing eoultl -top that ela— from it- orgy of ballot- Million! boxes: whatever it voted for Mas elected. Yes, dear Aliee. it even voted for you anti you were elected!” It Mas evident that President Fulton mu-umlergoing a great mental -train, but his last remark was too much even for Alice. HI Til BELL Script. Trrourrr 'SI, 32. Rrfre.hmrnt tom-mince ■ LI. C., Hoanl: llliir Triangle. Ilohby llrodi French Clubs Cla-. Clothe Caninilllpfi Cla. Picture I miimlllrr; Ilonal Honor -oriel,. V alc liclnr Honors lo A. A.i Clnb I p ■ .i r ihr irurl.l you fly JAMES ItOIIII V oia� - Secretary 31. Mcmbcr-hip ('bairman ’32 s M rrkly. Slaff. Hoard s French Club. Prealdml 30 s Slutlrnl Councils Cla,. Program Commit I rr: Hr.prrlan. Ilu-lnr . Managers Minute Men The OvrSMU “Thai’s—really—must—extraordinary,” she retorted Mhile • lodging Fulton’- tear drop-, “because—you -ee—I was not here! In fact, I mu- not even I!” Alice stood for a moment con-itlering just mIiuI mu- her identity Mhile Fulton ha-lily dried hi- eyes. “If you don’t believe me, come anti I’ll introduce you to yourself anti all the rest of the balloted and elected oul-lumling seniors.” He had thoroughly regained hi- self-control and proceeded lo lead Aliee ulmut the room where various creatures Mere -landing in little group- of two. “You see,” he resumed, the class of June aiming other thing- voted ftir it- out-landing seniors, those students Mho had in their omii individual manner given the most valuable service to their school, and Mere the best known ami best respected of their cla—males. These seniors are leaders; they -land head and -boulder- above their fclloMs, ftir in-leatl tif taking all from education, they have given much to it. They have earned for the class of June SO 1932 ami accomplishment.” President Korhlpr wiped hia brow with a large silk handkerchief, for il had been a longer and more fervent address than he had made in years . “Goodneiw,” cried Alice, “hut aren't there any that haven’t been elected?” She could not roueeal her curiosity long. “Well,” considered President Koehler, after a moment of deliberation, “of course there's Ruth Bell and l.ilyan Cherry who attained places through scholarship as valedictorians with perfect averages. F.li .ahclh Klein and Annette Strand are also vulcdirtorians. hut they had already been elerted by their class as outstanding seniors. Annette, you see, is class vice-president and Elizabeth is a writer of considerable note.” “Very interesting, indeed.” returned Alice somewhat impatiently, “hut you promised to Introduce me to some of these notables ami it’s always the honorable thing to keep one's word you know, especially to a lady.” Alice could not conceal the fact that she was very much interested in meeting herself as one of the chosen seniors. For that reason she was considerably excited to su the least when Fulton led her up to the looking glass Alice, whom she had of course seen many times before when she herself was comfortably on the right side of the family mirror. ANNETTE STRAND t . I)., President 32 I City-® Idr Fell intirri Cm. A. A.. Vlo.prr.Mwn Student launrlli Smlf • Juki Krrnrh Club: Hloe Triangle: Girl.' Ilaskel- ball; V Ice-presldent «l Junr Class I National linn, nr Society, V aledirlory Ilunor ‘Hi tin hnnnr In ira mr, n fatour In hear. fit v tlt l lI KLEIN � ard. “Alice. M iss Bunnie Boire—Miss Btiimic Boire. Alice.” pronounced Fulton sonorously as if il were a Slim-son iilimatum. “Bunnie is the secretary of her class and quite a champion in the world of sport for girls,” he explained in order that Alice might understand just why she was so honored; however Alice already felt us if she and her lively facsimile were old friends. At that moment there was a sudden commotion ami a great scuffling was heard as Lester Bre«low came running into the room, his arms filled with essays, treatises, and red (lag . Much agitated he dropped the entire loud on Fulton's toes, who immediately ran howling from the room. “I tell you I hate a right to think!” screamed l.e«lcr shaking his wicked fist under Alice’s nose. “And what Is more, I can prove beyond a doubt that udvorutes and constituents and expo-nent of racial superiority are basic-ally, mentully and morally unsound! Whereupon the violent orator Iwgan jumping over chairs and writing head-•uch a velocity that Alice presumed he the circus. Weekly. Stag. B, .. Page Editor: Ammllu-. SrrrrUrj ‘.11. I'rc-Menl '32 s French Club. Chairman Program Committee; Script s C. A. I U. C. | llr irriin Stall ’31. '32; National Honor Society, Valrdletory Honor: Cre- ali,e Writing Conte.I Inner Genera clapping al fcoarf . lines on the walls at must have come from “Don't mind him,” whispered Bunnie to Alice, patting her on the shoulder. “He is only editor of the West High W eekly, and has just placetl in the l-angdon eway contest.” Alice begged Bunnie to show her the remaining curiosities, so together they wandered about from corner to corner while the two discussed the personalities of the prominent Westerners. “Well there's Jim Hohb.” continued Bunnie earnestly, “he is known for his executive ability and as business manager of the Hesperian. Mary Brennan and Boh Shrewsbury both have dramutic talent, and Mury is also in the National Honor Society. Ann W atson and Jean Hall have scholastic and executive uhility that can scarcely he equalled, and Tom Curtis, you know, is president of the Student Council.” Bunnie w� « furred to pause at this point to regain her breath. “liut you've left out John Hanson anil Clarence Adams!” TOM Cl RTIS Student Council. |t resident ‘32: Round Table, president '31 | CXC. secretary '31. � Ire-president 32: Chairman Class Pic. lure Commlllce: Chair- man January Class Pro-gram Committee: Minute Men: Sees Ire Club; Football. Second Team 30: ll.ckey 30. 31. '32 're a tee pier In bond. a rroaro on my heaH 51 interjected Alirr in sudden dhmay. for s«imething !” ‘Surely they are known ANN ELLIS U TSON H. C.. Clrau-I |i C.n.mil-im lllur Trlanilr. Hnaral ’32. Vifcpra.lilml '32« trench Cluh. Pnafram (’•mmlttrr ; Sliidrnl Council: Stfi try Club: C liairman Claat Kina anal Pin a« in miller s llr . Cretan. Staff; Weekly. Staff; Cla, Play Caa. I la in r Mlalrraa TAr Hufhrtt “Oh yr� ,” replied Itunnie, “John it one of ihtwr people that everybody like anti he like everybody in return. Hr is a member t� f the Student Council and has done a great deal for the Ili-Y. Anti Clurenre Adams in claw treasurer anti a iiiemlier of tine of Wr� r� famous aaerret rr---rr—ah! Alice wan not a little stunned at meeting Mich a lion! of celebritie . and fell greatly relieved when Fulton came rushing back into the room, in spite of the fact that a tremendous scow I loometl over It in eye . “So you think all the� c people are outstanding. do you?” he leered menacingly at Alice turned to greet hint. “Well. you re wrong—all wrong. The only reanon they were elected wa� that the clan couldn’t think of any other names to write down anil liecause they were seen every day walking around in advisory!” Fulton growled ferticiounly anti Alice jumped hack in terror. She had seen no many rhangen during her adventure that it would not have ur-pri-etl her in the leant to tirw a dan president nutltlmly become a roaring tiger from Africa. “But if they are the name iieople think of liml. that prove they are out-'landing, doesn't it?” reproved Alice gently. Wail anil nee.” answered the president, “• un| follow me anti I’ll introduce you to the rent of the cla«n ami let you judge for yournelf.” “Oh. but not no toon! wailetl Alice, who hatl just begun to cn:oy herself in earnest, now that she hail met everyone and fell thoroughly at home. Back tin the right side of the mirror she had always found it a most embarrassing task to meet strangers anil find something Itt av to them that would not either hurl their feelings or make them wish they were some place else. But inside the mirror, as might have been expected, Alice found it quite the other way around. “Oh no, please don't go,” urged Holier! Shrewsbury, who hatl evidently overheard what was going tin. “You know it' ♦ ti seldom that anybody comes here that in the least bit interesting anti it’s really � o very nice to have somebody to listen when one wants to talk about one’s self. KOIIKKT SHREW SKI HV MarionrOr . Vlrr-prrsl •lent 32; (!!■ « Play. tfonatrur Hruuralro, Thr I'alty, I trullt Tukrt « Holiday; Prrnrh ('lull. Prairam (!ommlUrr 211 Vtinutr Man; Class Play Committer The Jabber u ork JEAN It AI.L Ntualrnl Council; ( la. Itln anil Pin Cainmittrr; Iron ; (I. C.t ( . A. A. | Hlur Trlan lr; National Honor Snrirty ; Clrr Club. Ilk, Honor ff Ilk nra llko tinder $, mil agio Alice looked a bit confused, not quite knowing whether to feel embarrassed or complimented at this remark. Finally, after staring at Bob's feet and wonder ing what size rubbers he could |Hissibly wear over such remarkable shoes, she added shyly, “Well, of course, if you really want me, I’d like to stay as long as I ran. but won’t you please tell me some more about your das and what it ha� done?” Although Fulton appeared as though he would very much have liked to be any where else. Boh opened his vest, chuckled importantly somewhere down below his second ehin and began: “Well, now, let me see,” he mused, “you really ought to hear something uIhiuI Miss Snndhoe. the roach of the June cla«s play, which has ustounded critic fur and wide. As everybody knows, when Death decided to In-gin his vacation, it wu the end of Mis Sandboe’s. Every day she hud to rii'h off to the Western stage and see thul the eurlaiiis were pulled prop-erly up and down uml make certain that iinlmdy had changed the drawing room setting into that of an apartment kitchenette. Just let me tell you, that was a task that took more than usual ambition. Then when she was sure that Jerry Voyer and Gerry Moonier were in their proper dress suits and that Mary Brennan 52 iiiid Miirciircl Fry hadn’t burrowed each other’ formal- unci that Death wa� sifelv in the right garden. she had to roach the play. Juft think, after all that?” Shrewsbury sighed |� cn-ively at the mere thought of such stupendous exertion, and Alice nodded her head. “Miss Sandhoe must In a great woman like Muutl Adams at Hull House, remarked Alice, not knowing just what to say hut prompted to make a remark to add some ting to the roll vernation. “Indeed she was, continued Shrewsbury, stroking Ids stomach. “Why I remember the day when she was coaching such insignificant productions as Sun I p and that old favorite. The B tinder lint. Ah. then she had her trial- and tempers, let me tell you, especially when the little brats who were trying to act suddenly up and left without the slightest provocation!” “Oh. hut there are other teachers who have worked just us hard for the senior class. suddenly interrupted Fulton, who, up to this point, had hecn listening silently. “W hat about Miss O'Gordon, Mr . Wells. Fred Gurtis, A. it. Opfer, A. C. Slifer, and Miss Dunbar? Shrewsbury, remaining “Didn’t do a thing! grumbled loyal to Mi-- Sandhoe. “Why, you know very well that Mr. Williams and Miss Spaulding are the very -pirit and soul of the class. How can you talk so? It was evident that a calamity was about to take place, for Fulton had become suddenly agitated (always a sign of approaching doom) so Alice silently picked herself up and stole ofT to view the rc-t of the ela-s—a- -lie should have done many paragraphs before. MAKA BRF.NN AN National llnnnr Society i Weekly. Staff( Hr.peri.in. Ilutril; I . C., ttnaril '.'12, Clean-1 p Com in 11 ire i CI ii • • I'lay Coaiml'.trai li. A. A.: Illui' Trlunslrt Krrrirh Clulis Marionette,. Secretary -T rra«urrr '.II. 32 A (frnl rrmrit rlrrtnt aruuntt hrr JOHN IIANSON Football. Second Team '2V, 'SO, Flr l Team 31 t Track 30. 31. 32; Alla, Secretary 31. Prr«i-•lent '32t Stmleiit Council t Kina and I'ln Com-III It tee; Club. Vlrc- p re,blent, Trra.urrrs III-A Cabinet I largr at Ufa nnJ Iwlrr at natural I.II.A AN CIIFHRA National llonor Soele’y. Valedictory Honors lie l'� I Aerer mintI uhut ihny all tmy, my dear. ( I.AHI'.NCK ADAMS Clan Trea-urert Semper llilrll.. Secretary 31. I're-iilrnt '31 t Hand l III-A Cabinet t Cla- Picture Committee: 'larlon- elte. Come f« my armt, my baumltb buy I S3 f'liaplor Two Looking Class House . . Y.Tiv'.yiv y,3 n hi •uan A u«� V' • n Uni 1 nmla —� 1. 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J u I 3 «l.lna«| Innhi'iui - ollY .1X1 1 OS’ bin Ho oV B . mA VIY.I3V3 W3DUHAY qliA I’nblusi • ll TTAY IITIILT .3 , illinoli� M .A.A •11A bnun 1 A?, .ital 0 U� 61 Chapter Three The Garden of Live Flowers Jt NF. ANDERSON C. A. A.t Frenrb Clubs Blue Trlanalr. Chairman uf C..mlr Operas Latin Club I rim ton Knmlilrr LEONE BF.IF.R lllur Trlanalr s C. A.A.I I'. C. S Orrhnln, Cnnrert MUlren .Spearmint LOI 1SE ANUERSON C. A. A.I IF. Cm Refresh-men! Committer, Clran-I | Cumin Hire S Frenrb Clubs lllur Trlanalr llihl,cut k Tin;rim: berry Aramllu-, lie Pol. Frenrb Club. I'.C., lllur Triangle. C. A. A. '•Illon F oirrr MAE ANDERSON 17. C.. G. A. A.. Marionette . Blur Trlanalr I'aln lei Lmtty BILL BOWFJI Allas Football 30, 31 t Trark 31 .Sure! If III lam ANN ASHTON G. A. A.. U. C„ Blue Tri-mile K i retailing I lnu rr JOHN BOYLE Ba.eball 29. Trark 28. Ilorkr, 29. Glee Club. Orion. Belter r� | Week Committer Raspberry IIIAMAF. CARHART I . Cm Refreshment Committers lllur Trlanalr s G. A. A.s Frenrb Clubl National Honor Society C.rorut ADA BAXTER G. A. Am U. Cm Frenrb Club. Blue Trlanalr. Home Club ler iena BETTY BAKFR Blue Trlanalr. Servlre Committer | L'. C-. Re- f reehnienl Committee. Clean-1 |� Cummlllees G. A. A.s Frrnrli Club Primrose ASTHIO CANBERG Orrhr.tra. Blur Trlanalr. G. A. A.. (J. C. Audurllum The Carden of Live Flowers Cl ims CARLSON Orion, Prr.ldrnt 321 III-V (lakliwl f rrrui MARGARET DAUGHERTY I'.C.. C. A. A.. Blur Trl. «l«elr. • rrkli Sl«l Dago,III PHIL DEAN Semper Filled . Trea -urrr, President ; lli Y Cabinet i Ser Irr Club: Student Manaarr � l llunk-room | Devotional Clrrlr of lll-V I atlorhoan DAVID DOLE Croat Country 291 Marionettes: Madriaal: Class Play Commlllrr i Staar Crew | Clrc Club. Oh. Donor i Orion Calendula GAIL Dl DLF.Y I . C.. Marionrllr . National Honor Sorlrty, G. A. A.. Girl Club ffonry.url.fr FRANCES EDO! 1ST Marionrllr : lllur Trian-alr, Mrtnhrr.hip Commit-Irr: Frrnrh Club. Hr- frr hmrnt Committer I I'. C.. Clran-I | Commit-Irr: G. A. A. F o r|fl-mr-nip| ELIZABETH ANNE FAB KKS Frrnrli Club. II. C.. «. A. A. Cowslip MARGARET FRY Cla� � Play Commlllrr: Daubrr- : Marlonrttr : Girl. ••� Club: G. A. A.: I'.C.. Publicity Com-millrri lllur Trianale. Hoard. Ilublty Chairman: French Club C.atnlp HELEN GALLAGHER lllur Trianale, G. A. A., II. C. Mini Rl Til GARVEY G. A. A. I Service Club: Gler Club. I.roroillle Itlantl, Oh, Don or Lily of Ihr F alloy MARTHA GRANGER U.C.. lllur Trianale. G. A. A.. French Club, Dauber l.arnfioaor OTTO HAMMERLAND ••B ’ Club: Golf 29. 30. 31. Captain ‘.HI Moon-riur The Carden of Live Flowers IIERTA HAl'PT A. A.. Blur Triangle. Home dull E.lcluetit CAROL HAYWOOD Script, SwroUr) '321 French Club; U. C.I C. A. A. I llc.| crlan Staff 'Ml Settlor Crjitliiatluii Committee Hlllrriirrrl MARGARET IIEALA French ('lull. Dauber . II. C. G. A. A. f'oMflarr IIAHKIET HILSON II. C.t Giro Club. (core. . file •(««. . Oh. Doctor. Second I.rail; G. A. Car nation CERAI.OINE HUDSON MatIHnali U.C.. Mutnin Commit(rr. Social Srrtlrc Committer I mu ll t lull ; llluc Trianiilci (.Ice Club, Ili-llt of I apitlrann, Crocodile ltlan.1, Lead. Oh. Doctor Daby't Hr rath THOMAS JAMES Clothe Committee] U Cluli l Glee Club. Oh Doctor. I'n b Ur it Man ■ er llorie Cheitnul HENRIETTA JON A I' National Honor Society ; Weekly. Staff; G. A. A.; I . C.t llluc Triangle) French Club. ■•rrrelary ‘32. Chairman Krfre h moot Com milter 31 Canterbury licit SHIRLEY KEARNEY French Club. II. C.. llluc Trio n le Shamrock SIMONE KEARNS French Club. Hcfrc.li-inrnl Cominiltrr 31. “32, Vlce.pre.lilent 32: U. C i Marionette Hole! KATHERYN KEASLING C. A. A.. H. C.. Blue Triangle ’u� � t irlllou MARY KEELER I . Cm G. A. A. Ilah Mam bier JACK KELLY W oeau . Trru urrr 30. •31. ’321 Football 30. 31 Spruce The Carden of Live Flowers CARROLL LUND Mop� MARJORIE LYON I'. C., C. A. A.. Dauber Blue Triangle Zinnia FRED MANN Rami. Orchr.tru, Round Table Lai rn Aar MARJORIE MAIL Picture Cnnnlllce, Kren. li Club. U. C.. Hlur Triangle. G. A. A. tuck.la STEVE MAX MIN Track MO. Ml. 34� “W Club Columbia ZOF. MrNKICE G. A. A.. U. C.. Hloe Triangle Harebell GLADYS KOKP U. G.t C. A. A. t Blue Trl-anglet Spanish Club. Vlre-pre«i«lrnl ‘321 National Honor Society I'rlunlu ANN I.AJOIE Frrnrli Club) U. C-. Re- frr-hn.rat Committer MI S G. A. A. MorA Orange KOt.lR LARSON Allot Swimming M2| Slntlml Manager MO, 31, ’321 Club Cairamb DORTIII LEMSTROM I .C.. A. A., Blue Triangle. Krrnrh Club Speed well MARA L1NDBI.OOM G. A. A.. Service Club. I . C-. KrencK Club. Blur Triangle Attar RUTH LINDBLOOM French Club, G. A.A.. u.c. Inrmonr The Carden of Live Flowers MAR) McNULTY Frrnrh Club. I . f... Mur Trianulr Oil r M int MITCII ELI Jar h-In-I It n-pul pit MARION MVEItS C. A. A., V. C. F rrrtia At ORF.Y NELSON C. A. A., o. C, Errn. il Club Thorn Ipplr DOROTHY NELSON o. a. A-. � Club. II. r... Cl... Play CaM Unrth MnrltS’tll ROSEMARY NOSTDAL C. A. A.. Bo.rail Club. City-W Idr Frit tMnnrrt Marionrltr.t I1. C.i National Honor So-rlrtyt Blur Trianulr ft.xroinr. HELEN OLF-SON II. CM Art Co.niniltrr 'Alt llaubrr.. Srcrrtary '32l Errnrk Club I G. A. A. Arbarrilao OOI.ORES PA1MLEAF Frrnrh Club. II. C-. C.A.A. Innrly lu t Rt 1 11 PELTO G. A. A., Blur Trianulr, II. C... Madrigal Kror groan MARJORIE QUIGLEY G. A. A. i Blur Trianulr, Mnnl rr.bi|. CommlHrr Ml | I.'. C.| Glrr Club. I.rorotlllr Itlanil. Oh, I)tu tor i Frrnrh Club II y or Ini h ROBERT RORY Alla. Trra.urrr '31. Vlrr-prr.idrnl M2 5 lln.hrtball '30. MI. M2s Pirlurr Cotnmillrr ling on la E ACIM. SANDERS U. C. I G. A. A.. Virr. prr.i.lrnt ’31. '32 j W Club. Srrrrlary Ml. 321 Frrnrh Club. Trra.urrr '321 Marionrltr.t National Honor Socialy s Cl... Play Cnn.mltlrr Mltnonrllo The Garden of Lire Flowers MKRC.KLLE SECOR U.C., G. A. A.. Hlur Trl-analr. Araprllu Choir Chryxnnthrm aim ZADA SINKING Ammilui, National Honor Sorlrly, U. C.. G. A. A. Gofrfrn Tuft VERNON SLOBBY BaMball '291 Golf '3It Llff Club, Oh, Doctor! Cla � Pl� Cominlllrri Marinnottr II Iron geo PATRICIA SPARKES Hlur Trianalrt Hailrijiul. Program Committor i Am. | rllo Choir Heather KATHRYN STINE Madrigal. Program Cora-anitirr 32: I.G.j G. A. A.t lllur Trianalr Phlox GWEN THORNTON lllur Trianalr, G. A, A.. U. C., I'rmrh I'luli Sunflower ROSEMARY TOI.VE G. A. A., lllur Triangle, II. G. Mo rnlngglory AUDREY VAl.iyiETTE I’rmrh Club; G. A. A. i I . C.| lllur Triangle, Glean Up Commitlrr Lot at HAROLD VAN WAGENEN Studrnt Manager 31( '321 Frrnrlt Club Dutchman' • Kreerhei CYRIL W ALTER Glrr Gluh. IHll Tell. IlellI of lapltlrnnn. (to-rorllle I.Ian.I, Orchr.ira, I’rrnrh Club N Inlet ae MILTON WISIINTCK Trarb 30. '31. 32; Cro « Country '31 1'irginla Creeper JANE YKRXA I . C., Rrfrr htur.il C«m-miltrr '31 I Huian.l Tahir '.’ll. 321 G. A. A.5 lllur Trianalr, Prnjriataa Com HlltMl Errnrh I luh Poppy CKuiplor Four The Oyster Bed You thouldn'l make a fake If ll make! roll la unhappy BlID ALMARS Alla. Hand. Instrument Cla . Twinkle. twinkle. little hat KENNETH ALSTEAU Ba-rballl Ha.ka l all. See-onil Tram. Tirol Tran. 31. 32: «.M«i, Sec- retary 32 j “W Club; Program Committer; Gym Tram | Koolliall. Serond Tramt Trarkt Northor-I l.rm Sorlrty, First Honor ll ran't he anybody rite. I'm at certain if ll at If hit name were written all ater hit fare! MARJORIE AI.QU1ST I!. r„ Girl Hr.rnr . ti. A. A. ll' o eery eaty la lake mare than nothing. MATIIE ANDERSON ('roi. Country '31 It wat itulle a new itlea to him. ARI.EEN HASS National Honor Sorlrt), Marlonrttr . C. A. A. I nrammon nontente ROSEMARY HORAN Errnrl. Club. G. A. A. U.C. I nerrr atk ndrlre about growing. HOME CLINTON Glrr Club, An.inilu Goodbye. till ue meet again. HI Til COOPERMAN Errnrb Club I Daubrr , Program Corrr of tlh, liar tar. Srrlpt I Klur TH-anulr i C.C.! Hesperian, Co-Editor | Wrrkly, Spa-rial Writer) Orali r Contest W Inner •Aeront! Ilytler HETTY COPELAND U.C., Clran-Lp Committee) Errnrb Clubl G. A. A. t Hlur Trianiilr, Hoard 11 maltin' t hare hot! a hand In the mitrhlef. ALICE HEARD C. A. A.. V. C.. Hlur Trl-antflr. Errnrb Club You make me giddy. HETTY DAGGETT U. C., Hoard) Hlur Trian-air; G. A. A., Hoard; W Club. City-Wide Emblrn. She drew all manner of thlngi. MARJORIE DALE Hlur Triangle) Ll. C., Aluarum Committer) Errnrb Clubl National Honor Sorlrtyi G. A. A., Hoard; “V1 Club, Treasurer The Oyster Bed HARRISON DANIELS Trarh; Football. Captain 31 S Hand; ogau Off with hit whither t! NARY IIAMEI.S U. C.t G. A. A. t Blur Trl. � n«lr| t'rrnrh Club; Clrr Club. CroroJUe . on. . Oh. Dor lor I mean uhat � Ov. IIKLFA HICK IN.SON Marionette . C. A. A.. I'. C.. lllur Triangle. Frrnrh Club. National Honor So elrty. I'limpr Cmnnilltrr Fnu're n llllle |oa.r. ELEANOR DOI.MON Ad.mllu . C. Cm C. A. Am Frrnrh Club. Blur Trl •n b A C.atlle CATHERINE ERICKSON National llunnr SoflKy, I). Cm Hunt Club. C. A. A.. SpanUh Club Surh a tttfl, turn r.Wrr II hot!. PHILIP FFINKFRC M arinnrttf ■ ; Han.lt Frrnrh Club: lia.liethall, Seeond Train TAe fare It nhul unr goo. by genera . RUSSELL FLOR Cro� . Country 20. Eire Irlrlan Go rdener IIFI.FN FOERTSCH Clrr Club. n III Tell. Ilellt of I apltlrano, Cro rt� l lie Itlantl. Oh, Dor-lor i 1 . C.t C. A. A.I Blur Triangle; Hr Pul. Drbat ing Tram t Arrhery She’t grown a gum i ro . IIAHHIFT GARRISON G. A. A.. Board; Frrnrh Club; Aminilu.; T Club. City. idr Frit inner: IT. C.; National llunnr Sorlety ; Clrr Club, Oh, Doctor I grl what I like. imltOTIIY COOUSPFF.il Frrnrh Hub, Krfrmh Mirnl Committee; I . Cm Membership Commiltrr; Blur Triangle. Sorlal Committer ll ira. all klnAt of fatl. nett itllh me. CKNF. COL 1.0 Srr.irr Club; I XL, Presl dent 31; Marionette ; Better � r.t eel. Com mlttre 2K Amur of llcarlt Ell IN ClINBFKC Hand I Orehrntra; Hr Pol; Madrigal; Ser.lrr Club. Treasurer 32; • “Clnb; Manager o Athlrtir Sup pile.. Manager of Spring Football; Araprlla Choir The DoAo The Oyster Bed lira -an I.A HENCE HARRIS Banal. Mjrinnrllra. Ma alri al. I'rrarli I lull It ran talk. PATRICIA HAWLEY I . C.. Blur Trlanclr. l . A. A.. Errnrh ( lull. Hr Pul. Daubrrr • young a rhlltl ought to tnnir m kirk mil aAr It trains rrrn 1 Ar i tifinl knour her name. I B El) HEOIIIMC Banal. Orrhratra. E'renrh Club. CXC Don’t In ui quarrai. KI.OHEV E HILGERMAN I'. C„ Program Commit. Ia� l Errnrh Clubs Blur Trianglr. Program Caw aaiillrr. Mrml� rr� lil|i Coin aulttrei Chairman Clara Elaiarr Cainiaiaillrr Shr una looking alioal for aai nr arav a rtrapa. ELI .A BKTII IIIKS4.il National llamair Saflrt), Errnrh Club SAr It unit it chilli. 'I Mi Jon IE HOLM l� . A. A., Blur Trlanirlr Imperial I'hhllcilli k DON HOLMES Maalrical, V irr-| rr . ialrn t I Orrhrilri, Librarians Banal 4 cat may look at a king. DARREL HOLT Gym Train. 1X1. frag Footman MILDRED IIOLZCRERE U. Cn G. A. A.. Blur Tri. ana lr. Amniilua Big Sitter STANLEY HOI STON Orion, Srrrrtarv ’32l Glrr Club. II III Tell, Unlit a I aplttrano, Cro. rotllle I la ml llumpty I turn l lr 1)01(0 I in III EIINER llaimr Club. U.C. linn'I km ft him trailing, eA 1141 LUCY HYDE L.C.. G. A. A.. Blur Tri. aim lr, Errnrh Club II hat tori of thing! tin you rrmrmfcrr hetlf 4-no jwm 'Xiiifyi «« not wy n •j«mm � 0 X3VK HIT T 4t y-� «m low 01,001' Mluy | -J M “V -V •3 M U- M - IM Mivhn aMiaaiurx vw fa |HWDHl| 104 l|| oiiuy 4|«|oo$ MM|| |� n|l JS! 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UtlMMS 'iijuno;� laopnit; t«� lS |«K� A 144|||uaiun;i ufiliijj •••13 t 4||4Mo|4o| l(4U44.4 'll S3 AI IHVH P H 9 0 JiH The Oyster Bed U.'jriii.it TKI� MrFARLANK Football. Bufbill, I.lux uu iAiiuM ia h hot you mean. BERN ICE MrCUXIS I!. €., Blur Trlanslr ll't no iiiifni-ii of mini . 1111.1. MrKKAMl Croaa Country i Orion, Trriwkrrr ’111, Vlrr-prr-l-drnl ’Alii Clul.t llorkry The Juhjult Bird RICHARD MrKF.NNAN Kami. Ordirtlr . Turk. Football Carpenter IIETrV MKCEATII Frrnrh Clul.t C. C.. Real Room Commitlrri Blur Trianulr: C. A. A. Oh, i on'f e on like that! OF.RRA MOOMFR birr Clul., Marionrttra, Cl... Flay Mr grinned almatl from ear lo ear. FIIANKI.IN MORTON Tumbllna. Ilan.l ho are those rrealuretT ARTIIIK Ml F ZF. Orrlir.tr., Clrr Club I'll I ell yon a ter eel: I ran read trardt of one teller! Itn'l that grandf THOMAS MurKKNZIF Orion, t Sp.nl. h Club. Treasurer ’31 ll’t long hut ll’t rery, very beautiful. GRAHAM MrCUNTOCK Band; Hon« , Treat-urrrt So ini min. Itn'l he a lovely tight!’ NAIDA MrI.EOD V. C.. G. A. A., Blur Trl. (Ir .Ms- mind lag. tori on Burl. VIVIAN Ml KRAY II.G. Kr-t Room tom. millrri G. A. A.i Blur Trl.n.lr. Program Cum-mitlrr 11 teem • very irrtfy. The Oyster lied JOHN OEI.KE Football There mutt he more to rome. GILBERT O'HALLORAN Gym Tram '29. BiArl-ball ■ ell, tre mutt fight for her then. EDVARD OKNEt Frtach Club. Marlonrltr I tpeakt Knglith, iloetn'l If WILLIAM PALMER Hand i Ammllu | l-o Ca-llllano.. Prr idrnl M2 The Hah? KATHLEEN PARMEI.KE G. A. A.t U.C.t Blur Tri-• n«lr I Errnrh (! I ■ li | I Ulkn ( ummillrr There ought to he tome men moving ahuul tome-where. EVELYN PETERSON Wrehly. Staff. Boards U. C.f Illur Trianalri llr.prrlan. Staff: National Honor Sorlrtyi G. A. A. I Jo m? hett. Doorman Pill LISS ROUGHER National Honor Sorlrly, Errnrh Club, Blur Trl-analr Speak In French when vou ran’t think of the Fngllth for a thing. JAMES PRICE Ammllu i l.o Ca tllla-no i Wrrkly. Staff i Claaa Play H hen I ute a wortl. It meant jutt what I rhttate It to mean, neither mare nor lett. JANE RANDOLPH Errnrh Club, Prr idrrit 321 U-C-t Blur Trian-air: G. A. A. Dinah BOBERr REED Studrnl Counrll. Vlrr-prr-lilrnt 3It Hound Tallin Wrrkly, Slalf, Hoard. Sport Editor 31. Hu l-Hru Manacrr '321 Chairman Claa Play Commit-Irr. Stour Dlrrrlori CXC. Srrrrtary 31. Vlrr-prr� l-ilrnt Ml, Prr ldrnt 32: Srrond Tram Eoolballi llr.prrlan. Sport Editors Minulr Mm H hat rurlout alllluJei he goet Into! I.EOTA RICHARDS lllur Trlanalr. II. C. I ontiJer what a great girl you are. MARGARET RICHARDSON U.C.t Blur Trlanalr t G. A. A.i “V Club. City- Idr Erlt Wlnnrr I ran’! tlanJ ihit any longer ! Chapter Five A No Trump Hand MARI HARM M C. A. A.t L.C.. Vlre-|irr� ldrnl ’SI, ’.'12s French Club, Vlrf.prf� l lfnl ’SI | lllue Trianilr, Srnlff Oanmltlrp I Chairman Class Clothes Committer l.el't (irrlrnd iw’r kings and quern• t KIIKI CONKAI) I only grinned n little wider. HOWARD ADELSIIF.IM National ilnnor Sorlrly t Weekly, Stall, Board, Sport, Fslltor, t '.o-eslltor t Track ’SOj Athletic Hoard ol Controls Minute lrn| Ammllu-. Srrrrtary ‘301 French Clairs Hesperian. Start ’SI I � BiWrn look of alarm rama into lit beautiful Itrown ryot. AC NFS ATT WOOD Ammilus, Cliairuian Mem-her-lilp Commit Ires U, C., Hoard t Blue Triangles C I c r Club, Irorodlle Itland, Oh, Itor tor: C. A. A.t Senior Cradiiatlon Committer j National Honor Sarlrly I hr M hllr Ourrit ANN AVERY Bloc Triangle. Hoard 31, President ’321 French Cltilr, Treasurer ’.111 Round table. Treasurer '3 It U.C.. Membership Coiumlttre; Clee Club. HrIIi of Ca durana, Crocodile Itland: C. A. A.t W Club. Clty.W idr Fell inner I Hint; ami Pin Committee It's really dreadful the on all the rrraluret argue. LIMILEi HANK He what you would treat la he. BETTY BU MKNKHANZ French Club. C. A. A. Do I look rcry pale? NORMA BONWELI. U. Cm C. A. A.. Trench Club, Araprlla Choir. Blue Triangle often read in the newt-paper i. BILL BRAISTED Swimming Tram 30. 321 Ainmiluss Polo Tram lle't murdering the lime! FRED COMB C.XC. Treasurer 3 I t Minute Mcnt King anil Pin Committee t Rantl; Orchestral Cross Country ‘31 t Football. Scrum] Squad '29. 301 Basket, ball ’29. 30. 31 Vo seise fith would go anywhere without a par- JANE CONROY G. A. A., U. C.. Blue Trh ancle. Npanlsli Club I'm not offended. FUNA KATES I pleasure in all her timple joy A ISo Trump Hand FRANCISCO COMF1 t, Spanish Onb Right at usual. MIOMAS IIAKIN National Honor Society. Script Reeling and H rlthlng MARGERY DATE Hauliers, Vlre-preslalent M21 Marionettes; lllilc Triangle, Hoard: I . I'. I FYenrh Club; C. A. A. I harrn'l hail a wink of ilerp for thrrr Krrbl. I.AMHENCE ORF.IMAN National Honor Society. He I’ol. Amiiallus ! pepper that makrt pro i c hohlrmporod. M'ESLKY INK IMA Track 20. 30. Ml. Cap-tain '31 I Tumbling 301 Football '20: Min- ■Hr Men: Service Club: French Club: Athletic Hoard of Control; Club: Cla« Rina anal Pin Committee: IXL 301 Alla Ml He fall l� ry glad ft Ml or nr at lost. SI S ANNE KM ALT I . C., Refreshment Coin-nilttee, Clean-1 |« Commit-tect lllue Triangle. Scrv. lee Committee. Membership Committee: French Club. Refreshment Committee i G. A. A. lain •houldn'l mako per-aaanoi rrniarki. FRANCES fill MAN Madrigal. President 'SI. 32; Orchestral Glee Club. Oh, Horton French Club; Original Compaisi-llaan Conte.t. Honorable Mentiain 30. First Place 31, Honorable Mrntion I on ly with that I huil •urh eve .' HELEN DAE HOPPER Student Counril: Key So-elrly i Ammltu-. Vires preslalenl 32: “M'” Club, Vice-prrslalrnl ‘32; U, Cq Hoard 31. 32; Marion-ettrst Ring and Pin Com-mittee | G. A. Ao Hoaralt French (Tula. Refresh-mcnl Comaultteei Rounal Table I loldirr on eorfc side. JIM IRA INF French Club. Program Catniniittrr| Swimming, 31. 321 Football. Seconal Team 30; Allot Marionettes: Glee Club, t.rorodlle hlanii. Oh, llortor, General Manager: Rounal Tablet Program C«mmilta-e Co awe and look at him. ALVAH I.IKHFA Glee Club. rorodllo hlund, General Manager. Oh, llortor. Assistant General Manager: Arch- ery Club Thr groat eve • ro Jed nihil from aide r� tldo. GRAHAM MacNFJI. IXI.. Ammilus, Orrha-.tra. tla-kef hall If tea had tiro ryot on tho same side of tho note, air tho mouth at thr top. that would ho some help. DON MANNING Swimming, Spanish Club. Murlonetles. Orchestra Twrodlodoo A No Trump 11 ami LLCII.E ROBINSON U.C.i Blur Triangle | Glrr Club. Crocodile I .land, Oh. Dorian G. A. A. Hon nice anil w l ll tountii. BENJAMIN ROSENBERG III trill change lo ilull reality. WENOKAH BOSS Marlunrttr . Prr.lilrnt; Error h Clubt U. C.i Blur Trianalr; G. A. A. The Hal (Jueen PEGGY RYAN C. A.A.J U.C.| Girl Kr. r r t r. i Marlunrttnt Krrorh Dub, PrmMml •31 I lllllr A Inti nail narked iron Aert ntlh her. BURTON SAI.TER I.ox 1 II ii ml; Student Miimgrr '.'ll. 321 Krrm'b Club; Mariourlle The Vnlcorn JANE SCII VI.I.ER G. A. A. i I . C.| Glee Club. Crocodile lilanA, Oh. Donor I team lo he n t iiorn HERBERT MANNING Glrr Club. Hellt � l.aph-i ratio: Sp«nl� ll Clubt Sw Inn.ilna 29. ’31 T ■ reiltnlum 1(11.1. MATHER National llnnnr Sorlrtj Shall I try the experiment? MARIE N El .SON Girl.1 • « Clubt G. A. A.. Board '3 It Glee Club. Oh. Donor All In the golden afternoon full laUurely. ire tilde. ROBERT POTTER Vrrhrry Club: l l,s Slit dent Manairri Glrr Club. � III Tell. Hell, of Cap!.- irano. Crocodile I.land. Staff Man agar Oh you nicked, nicked llllle I hint! OREM BOBBINS National Honor Sorlrtj t Srriptt Con Caitillano'i Glrr Club. U ill Tell. Hell, of Capl.lrano, Crocodile I,land. Oh. Dor-tor 11'i loo tale lo correct it! BAY ROBERTS football ‘30, ‘31; Turn. Ming ‘30; Srmprr Pi drill, Trea-urrr ‘.'II A No Trump Hand JOHN SCHEF.FE Srmprr KIJrlU, Tf� � urrr. Vlcr-pmlilrnll Or-rhratrat Loot halt am to iltrpj. ROBERT SHANNON Orion. Trmurrr 31, '321 Srrl|il. Srrrrtary 31 Very fete iking are really Impottlble. ROBERTA SHINE Errnrh Club; C. A. A.� |l. Cm Mnnbrr-hlp i hair-man '321 National Honor Sorirty Chethlre I ni ELEANOR SIIREWSHl RY Eronai G. A. A.t L. C.. Clran-I |i Commitlrrt Errnrh I lull. Sorial I hair-man 321 Blur Trianalr Vat her an I he hear! um tee Aina pleated the'll he. LEONE SMITH II. C.i G. A. A.t W liih i Errnrh Club; Or-rhratrat Araprlla hair; Madriaal. Program Com-millrr '31, Srrrrtary 32 I hope you’re got your hair mell fattened on. JAMES SPELlOPOl LOS Ba-krtball '32. Ur Pol. Spani.h Club ilA a name llhe yaurt, you might he any thape a! matt. GRANT SWANSON Ha- kr I hall ‘31. '32 | Alla You tnahe one quite tUdy. I ROBERT SU ANSON ( ;m Tram, W Club N Aul became of the hahyf KENNETH SW ARTS Trarh 31, '321 Fool- hall '31 I Ha.krlball 31. 32 � Ay, I heat you all around the loan, you ehleken. HELEN TlRNSTRAND «. C„ G. A. A.. Blur Trl- anglr It’ loo rldlrulou . WII.I.I AM II I II ILL A thadow of a tig A may tremble through the ilory. JAMES W ARRKN Football '29. ’301 Baa-krlbalt '29, '30 l.el’i hear of tome of your adventuret. A No Tramj) Hand GENEVIEVE WEBB G. A. A.. Board 31, ‘32. President ’321 W Club. Cll; Vldf Foil Wltnirri tl. C| Blur Triangle took MILDRED WEBER L'. C..i C. A. A. i Blur Trl. unailr | W rrkl), .Staff ff oil, ihlt It grand. PATRICIA W ELD French Clubs C. A. A.| I . C., Hrfre-hmrnt Com. miller 1 Blur Triangle. Memberdiip Committees Picture Coniiulllrr Ok, I am to hot. WILLIAM FRANKLIN W ESTPHAL l.o . Prc.idrnt ’SI. 321 Au.mtlu-; French Club Thr lurk Turl lo LOWELL WHITE Semper Fidelia I Track. ‘30 s Hiiikrlhall ‘29. ’30 The guard DOKOTIIV WHITNEY I lut hr Coniiulllrr; G. A. A. i French Club; Blur Triangle i I . C. B III you rumr and join the danref JUNK WHITTEN L’. C., G. A. A., Silver Triangle, Blur Triangle, French Club Talk child I NORRIS WICKHAM Wrrkly. Staffs W ogaw Ur It gov at a lark. IMIBOTIIY WINN Bound Table. Vlre-prr«|. drnl ‘321 L‘. C.t G. A. A.| AiiimiIIii. Thr hrrad and hullrr flv. GEORGE W INN CXC I It..mill Tablr. I’rr.l-drill ‘31; Hockey 31, ‘321 Clothe Commuter And to thou- you I'm not proud, you may thakr hnndt with me. SIIIKLEY WOEIII.FK G. A. A.; I .C.. Clean-lip Comm (lice I French Club; Blue Triangle In genl e Ittnrt Srrunda hopet. “There irill ha non rente In ll. ALANSON WOODKIFF Thlt not a puttier. Finesse MiillliiN HISSKTT The King .� Spallet MAYNARD BLANK The Jmrh of Spadet REXFORU COWELL The nine of Spadet WOODROW I.IBANSKI The trim of Spadet CONRAD Kill EGER The flee o Spailrt ROBERT MALSED The three of Spadet « 11.1.1a i mati. m:k The are of S,iadet HOBERT HOBITSIIEK The King of Clubt LEONARD SAVITT The Jack of Club, DOUGLAS WALLACE The ten of Clubt GUILFORD W MITE The nine of Clubt ELVIRA JOHNSON The eight of Clubt ROSEMARY MORIKUBO The teren of Clubt VERLE PORTER The tlx of l lulit LIBBY PRICE The fire of Clubt OLGA RF.KSTAD The Queen of Spallet MART STARNES The ten of Spader PIIYLLIS VIEBURG The eight of Spade JIM CAMP The tl of Spadet MARJORIE DARLING The four of Spadet MARGARET KEELER The deure of Spadet EVELYN TI RNIIAM The Queen of Clubt —