West High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Torrance, CA)

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0 t ut, die Gandle. .Q ik xt it . AV cc, ww-C... ' ll it lit , .s...,, ra sv! , Q0yea1a51Efo... I. After all the experience Ms. Kris Fowler received as year- book advisor at West High, she is now editor of Cosmopoli- tan and Ms. magazines. The pay is a lot more, but it's not nearly as much fun! She missed the good old days. 2. Tracy Campbell was promoted to anchor of NBC news but was killed seconds before her first broadcast by her mangy ex-husband convicted liar, cheater, and killer, Matt Waddell. Famous quote- YOU KNOW MARK SPILLED MILK ON M Y NEWS SPREAD! Deborah Yoo. chief executive of Josten 's Publishing Co. died yesterday. There is much speculation in the cause of death- most believe it was due to an overdose of Oceanspray Cranap- ple Juice, while other believe it was murder by a Hred employee and former organization staff member, Mark Yee. Famous quote- MARK, DON 'T RUN A WA Y FROM ME!!! Cynthia Pu committed suicide at the ripe old age of 35. Never got her Saab-instead turned into the schizo she always thought she was. Having hewn her way through ranks upon rank of competing journalists, Jenny Lin quit the prestigeous position of Times editor after learning the government fabricated truth from Hc- tion and passed it off as news and lived a life of poverty choreographing inspirational dances for the dominant religion of the times, Hari Chrishna. 3. Chie Serena Furuva, having graduated from Pasadena Art Center, attempted to become a fashion designer but was forced to Hle for bankruptcy I8 months later. She then resorted to dealing nuclear arms and was wanted by the FBI and CIA. She fled to New York and became an annonymous baglady and was picked up frozen the following winter by the popsicle patrol. Q- Chieftain Madhouse 87-88. Front Row: Chie Furuya, Kim Hellman, Susan Pearson, Regina Krumm, Charlie Suh, Helen Yoo, Jim Tatosian. Row 2: Alfredo Mejia, Alex Park, Pearl Liu, Deborah Yoo, Tracy Campbell. Row 3: Jenny Lin, Su- san Rosta, Li-Chen Lin, Chao-Yi Wei, Judy Chang, Mark Yee, Kelly Yokoe, Ni- cole Clements, Kris Fowler. Top Row: Masayo Omori, Randy Na, John AuYeung, Torin Cunningham. Not Pic- tured: Cindy Pu, Reid Mangan, Mike Rich- ardson, Bill Hardy, Hunter Moore, Tom Sherman, Lara Linford, Ollie North, Gary Hart. III-IIIEFTFREPI 61

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Q0yea1a41117Jo... After journeying to exotic locations, Helen Yoo has amassed an enor- mous collection of matchbooks. As a result, she became an uncontrolla- ble pyromaniac setting fire to copy sheets, croppers, and unfocused prints. Currently Helen is residing in a mental institution posing as a schizofrenic in hopes of blazing some yo-yos. Jim Tatosian lived in Dallas Texas and became the head photogra- pher for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. After graduating from Columbia Business School Hunter Moore got a 9-5 job as a consultant to the products division of GTE where his ulcer soon perforated and killed him at the age of 32. Alfredo Mejia became a successful astronaut. He was the first man to walk on Mars. Unfortunately he was killed by a drunk driver on Christmas Eve. After having accidentaliv swallowed chemicals in the darkroom Kelly Yokae became mentally ill. He had to give up his photography career to become a physics teacher succeeding Bill Wright of WHS. Mme. Masayo Omori and her gorgeous hubby owned the largest ballet co. on earth. Fans expressed their support by building a castle for the two love-birds. Charlie Suh after quitting his photography job at the National En- quirer joined Playboy Magazine and became Hughe Hefner s right-hand man. Li-Chen Lin became a multi-talented master of the arts and danced into the hearts of millions. Unfortunately loneliness transformed her into an alcoholic. Upon discovering she is really an alien Judy Chang Bang donated organs to Little Co. of Mary and became the proud owner of Sea World and the San Diego Zoo. Torin Cunningham went on to own Club Med Vacation-Resorts all over the world and moved down the street from a smorgasborg restaurant in Denmark. Chao- Yi Wei traveled all over the universe and found a large deposit of precious metals on planet X. She returned to Earth and retired in her ice mansion at the North Pole Susan Rosta lost most of her hair the effects of an overdose of Sun- ln . She was employed at Albertsons as boxperson supervisor and was last seen slam dancing in the back alleys of Harlem. At the peak of their careers U. S. President Regina Krumm and Interior designer Susan Pearson founded the National Chair-racers Association. fNCAl Pearl Liu started her own version of Hot Seat after being thrown out of the studio for being his loudest guest. She has married the man of her dreams . . . well actually the only one who could stand her high-pitched noises and out-bursts of eerie laughter. . Mike Richardson later became President of Attendance Investigations for local schools. His job: to chase and catch truant kids and class- ditchers with sub-machine guns and handcuffs then to escort them to the Dean. Billy Hardy lived in Jamaica sun-bathed on the tropical shores and sipped pina-coladas later to become a Rastafarian. . John K. AuYeung had gone where no man has gone before. After receiving a sex change operation he for Shel became a surrogate mother and ga ve birth to twins to the now happy couple of Randy Na and Mark Yee. Yee Mark Yee-After becoming president of Apple Co. and making a large proht in the gold market Mr. Mark finally settled down and had his six children. Famous quote AH THE PHYSICS OF IT! Randy Na the leader of the Jesse Jackson Rainbow Coalition Famous quote- JOHN WILL YOU QUIT PLAYING FUNNY? . Reid Mangan grew to the ripe old constitutional age of 76 channeling the dynamic spirit of Liberace. He died one day in a bizarre gardening accident rumored to have involved spontaneous combustion when asked by his age old S.O. Why do dogs have black lips? Thriving in one of New York City s posh penthouses Alex Park was diagnosed as having an addiction to pouncing on men with big bank accounts and manly bodies. . Nicole Clements received 5 years of psychiatric help soon after her reigning year as Miss America for withholding information on the whereabouts of the crown. She is now a contented career-woman- a chaperone for the All All New Dating Game. nN,ILIl ., .... I I 2 s v WW 1 2 worked for the IRS as a greedy financial blood-sucking tax collector. 3 , 4. ' ' , 5 Un, ITIIZII- ' 'ng JU. .ll I