West Harrison Community School - Yearbook (Mondamin, IA)

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enior 616106 Cplay eaot FIRST ROW: Carole Morrow, Judy Swaney, Ken Ford, Don Richardson, Jim Ring. SECOND ROW: Bob Kraushaar Stage Manager: Donna Ford, Kathi Simpson, Stage Manager: Marge Stansberry, Don Snyder, Jim Lewis, Kaye Chand ler, Pat Meyer, Shirley Bair, Dean Ruehlman. Qeluctant Qpeunion WATCH IT I I I DON'T PANIC ! I PAGE sPoNsoRs: STRAIN'S SERVICE AND INSURANCE M 6: R OIL COMPANY MODALE, IOWA MODALE, IOWA

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..l'5!!l. elccoo gprophecy BY: Kathi Simpson Mary Donnels on We the Juniors of 1962, upon looking into our crystal ball, find the graduating Seniors at most unusual occupations. Don Snyder, who in l972, broke the world's pole vaulting record, can be found appearing before the Athletic Board trying to convince them it's not illegal to use a pogo stick. Shirley Bair, who was employed in a beauty salon was discovered one day by a wealthy race horse owner. Shirley is now busy putting curls in race horse tails. Jim Ring, who acquired a taste for cactus tea, has set up a portable still in the trunk of his car. He has worked up quite a business, and his customers call his drink Bing's Joy Juice!! Dean Reuhlnrrn, has become the manager of a girls wrestling team which travels all over the world. He tried to persuade Judy Swaney and Pat Meyer to join his group, unfortunately they had already opened a new business endeavor in Modale called The Fermented Apple!! The way it's worked out, Judy will provide the entertainment while Pat gently relieves the customers of their money at the poker table. Kaye Chandler, who is tired of the World and who is wary of atomic fallout, has decided not to build a bomb shelter, but to spend the rest of his life where there will be absolutely no contamination. Kaye stocked a diving bell with food and retired to the bottom of the ocean. Marge Stansberry, who is employed as a Lab Technician at the Helen Curtiss Co. has recently de- veloped a revolutionary new product for the firm. lt's to be called Margie's Mucky Mud Massage!! Jim Lewis, well established Modale farmer, doesn't believe in large scale farming. He has therefore decided to modify his farm program and cut down on expenses, by farming only a foot of ground a year. Carole Morrow, who is an office worker at Mutual, has been unanimously chosen as Sweetheart of the 12th floor , for her excellent job of persuading the company head that the water cooler should contain Gin instead of water!! Kenneth Ford, is the owner of a Weight reducing salon for obese women. He specializes in the reduction of fat knuckles. Donna Ford, who for the past five years has been working in an old folks home, recently quit her job after being reprimanded for waxing the steps!! After many months of persistant lobbying, Don Richardson has convinced the Pentagon that our nation- al flag, the Stars and Stripes,fshould be changed to Beach Babes Forever. PAGE SPONSOR: HARDY-WALKER FUNERAL HOME MISSOURI VALLEY, IOWA r i il-1

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