West Division High School - Comet Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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BEETHOVEN AND EINSTEIN We all know the usual things that hap- pen in the science department, the odors in the laboratory, the tough experiments in physics, the dissection ot the frogs, and the learning ot a little bit of everything in gen- eral science. But, do you know of some ot the more unusual things that occurred? For instance, a group of students gave a demonstration lesson in biology that won city-wide acclaim for our school. Then we go from the sublime to the ridiculous. Did you hear about the unique truth or conse- quences party which made several well known figures around school look rather ridiculous? Speaking ot goings on, a certain mem- ber ot the music department had quite a bit ot trouble this year. It seems that every day he would find truit in his room. CThe orchestra ate well that semester.l My, my, what is this world coming to? Teachers used to rush to the Annual with their pictures, but Mr. Stewart never did show up with his. Bashtul or broke, Mr. Stewart? Remember when the choir sang at school? Sometimes they didn't do well, but at the concert they were magnificent. Could it be temperament or the payinq customers? L Bahr Orchestra G Coffelt Choir E Gerboth Science E. Kurath, Science E. Weber, Biology E Raisen Physic I Riha Chemlstry N Shapiro Biology C. Shutes, Chemistry

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W Qs f BRAWN AND BRAINS OL' MAN RIVER t f KWith apologies' to all faithful fans ol l Jerome Kern and all music lovers.l Oh, that gym class! We really love it! We think its super with all its fun, and We love those showers, those long long showers-- a minute!!! When we get there, we change our clothes, then lt's time to line up so we can prepare for The rings and bars and the marching, too. Ho hum! Drop those ropes! Pull out those bars! Lower the rings! Line up that horse! Now we'll march! Get in step! Hurry it up! lt's Lett! Right! Lett! Right! Then we dash to the shower rooms Exhausted and weary, but we must hurry. There's just five minutes to get to our next class! THEOREM: lt all teachers from A to Z rested in class from 8:10 to 3:10, and blindfolded 2 l's While grading cards and took it E-Z, then all stu- dents would pass. Hypothesis: All teachers love math. Conclusion: All students always pass in mathe- matics. S STATEMENTS REASONS All teachers are students all students are teachers .' all students love math all teachers love math .:. all teachers pass math As they wouldn't be he-re .. all who love math pass it all students must pass math Common horse sense lfA:B,B:A H. Aker, Math. E. Battau, Math. E. Boettcher, Gym. l. Eldridge, Math E. Gerber, Gym. W. Hansen, Gym H. Kruschke, Math. E. Peters, Gym: H. Williams, Math. 10

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STARVING ARTISTS AND PLUMP COOKS Good morning, ladies. This is West's own Betty Bocker of the HEC department with another fifteen minutes of delicious recipes. Take your pencil and paper, ladies, and cuddle up close to the radio. First take 4 girls, then add stoves. Mix together until all girls get adjusted. Then take the food and cook in a saucepan until burned. lf you take a peek in the cook book occasionally, you'll find the dish improved. Now bake the remainder of the cooking utensils until the metal melts. Dishes and silverware will help the situation if you boil them in salt water. Mmm! You'll love this dish! Serve it with l-lEC's recipes to add a new flavor. lt's called Guaranteed Good Cook. And now, ladies, l'll be back again tomorrow morning at this same time, l2:l5-l2:3O A. M., Station WDHS. Bye for now. West's art students will always remember the largest room in the building in which they were free to give vent to their creative geniuses in commercial and fine art. ln the smallest and definitely the noisiest room in the school, others create fine art. By making lamps, hand-hammered art metal projects in metal work, racks and other useful commodities in wood work, industrial art students their skills. r 'if av-' wr k . M. Anderson, Art E. Angelbeck, Ind. Arts G. Groskoph, Home Ec W. Krueger, Home Ec G, Leask, Home Ec E. Martin, lnd. Arts M. Perrigo, Home Ec S. Puehler, Ind. Arts V. White Home Ec W. Whitmus, Ind. Arts 12