West Alexandria High School - Bulldog Yearbook (West Alexandria, OH)

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X M LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT 'Io Mr Mclntrre and the Faculty we IIIE SEINIORS do lea e We THE SEINIOR CLASS do hereby vwlll and bequeath our sponsor Mr Shaw to the Semor Class of 1959 We THE SEINIOR CLASS do h reby vnll and bequeath our sports abrlrty to the Sophomore Class We TIIE SEINIOR CLASS, do hereby xxrll and bequeath ot r ood loo s and mtellr ence to the Freshman Class I BEVERLY ALLISOIN do hereby vyrll and bequeath 'ylanfred to lyaney Grtenlreld I JOE BALLARD do hereby w1Il and bequeath my long lost Ioye Wanda to Fred Glander I LARRY BEAM, do hereby w1ll and bequeath my abrlrty to shrft gears to Larry W ysong I RUTH BENBOW do hereby w1Il and bequeath my Plus Presley records and pletures to Mrs Erbaugh I ANN IJILGER, do hereby wrll and bequeath my hot roudmg ab1I1ty to Mr lylelntrre I SII EVL BLANKENSI-rlP do hereby null and bequeath my abrlrty to hold on to the football to Bob Wogaman JIM CHILDERS do hereby w1Il and bequeath my abrlrty to be sweet tempered to all my classmates to Glen French I DALL DENLINGER do hereby wrll and bequeath my trtle of GRAVEL PIII RIING' o Phrl Wrrght MAINFRED DETAILLE do hereby ynll and bequeath my ab1I1ty to play the prano to 'ylr Shaw I DON El Y, do hereby w1Il and bequeath my abrlrty to krelt a football to Zula Wrlson I DAVID EI-ILER do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrhty to get along mth Mr Rogers to James Jellrson I NANCY FAHRENHOLZ do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrty to frx up blmd dates to Nancy Reynolds I CAROL GARLAND, do hereby wrll and bequeath my drmples to Alma Grlbert I DELORES HOFACKER, do hereby w1II and bequeath my shortness to Raymond Buschur DENNIS JEFFERIS do hereby wrll and bequetth my huntmg abrlxty to Ronme Rockwell I SUE JOHNSON do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrty to crack gum to Charlene Phrllrps TOM IXARNS do hereby wrll and bequeath my musrc I rbrlrty to Letcher Carter I IRA RREITZER do hereby wrll and bequeath my LIIIVITIO abxhty to George Moses RAREN LEDWELL do hereby wrll and bequeath my Cadrllae to henny DeV1lb1ss I BARBARA MAXWELL do hereby vull md bequeath my abrlrty to get along w1th Mr Walker to Judy Eubank JAClx MEFFORD do hereby wrll and bequeath my drryer's Ireense to Denms Rregel I SHARON MENCHHOFER, do hereby wrll and bequeath my prrvrlege of berng engaged to Joan Brower I NORMA MOBERLY do hereby w1lI and bequeath my farr complexron to D rvrd Llankenshrp ROGLR RIEGE, do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrty to sleep rn study halls to Doug Bowman I SANDRA SCI-ILEIGER do hereby vwrll and bequeath my long blrek harr to Sharon Hammond I FLOYD SPI I'LI:R do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrty to et along wrth Don Eby to Peggy Frrtzsche I RICHARD SPITLER do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrty to loaf around rn shop to Eddre Lck JAClx IILTON do hereby wxll and bequeath my oookkeeprng abrlrty to those who need I IILL VOGE, do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrtres rn nothmg to eyerybody KAREN VOGUE do hereby wrll and bequeath my natural curly harr to Frank Ferguson I MARILYN WHITE do hereby wrll and bequeath some happrness to those who need rt I ELLEN WHITEHEAD do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrlrty to get a certam man and keep hrm to V1v1an Bruns I DALE WYSONG do hereby wrll and bequeath my abrhty to go wrth grrls to Wendell Webb I LONNIE ZWIESLER do hereby wrll and beqt eath my ablllty to oe a manager to Mr Walker and Mr Long 6 Y . . v ,. ,- - 1 1 V . J 7 , r . . . I1 1 I I I I ' S ' 1 y V , C 7 y. Y 1 . . I I I 1 v I- f I x I1v1 E J YA I I' I I A b lx. ' V ' 1, ' . ' , I'a y , I I . 1 1 I I I I 1 I: ' I 1 I 3 y I I 1 r I fy! 1 I y i . . Y . V y. ,w 1 1 ' , . . . , . . , - . . I .I I 3 x 1 V' A 3. - I I V 1 1 I r I ' ' I ' ' 1 - - 1 1 : . x . ,, . . . . , f., , y . L I , F. V . . . Ay 1 1 ' J Y . ,. .x . I I a V . , . I , Y V. 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 I I ' 1 I ' I, , L ' . , , , , , I, I , ' ' I LI A . I 1 I gy I I h 1 1 ' I f ' - , - . . 1 f - - 1 1 - , , ' L ' ' . ly y , . , I i , , . . , , 1 1 I I I . 1. ' 1 5 I ' 1 1 I . ' ' 1 - s ' . 1 1 x 1 YI i u 1 1 I , 1 1 1 1 1 1 O Y I I 1 1 I I I I, , . , , . lt. , . . . . . . 1 1 I I I - I, y . , , . , , , . I I 1 ,.,, I N I , 1 ' ' ' , . . ' . , I 1 , . V I . . . . 1 1 I I .

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PEOPLE WE APPRECIATE SECRETARY Dolores M111er BUS DRIVERS COOKS Monroe Duffle, George Chrlders, Ed Ransbottom, James Qumn, Kelth Rogers, Harold Hamrlton Carne Wysong, Helen Busch, Martha Mlller, Lucille Watchel George Chllders and Sherman THE MARQUIS PHARMACY Gllbert Regrstered Pharmaclst Prescnptrons Slckroom Supplies Baby Needs Cameras Films Grfts Developmg Cosmetrcs Perfumes Phone 9 4551 West Alexandria, Ohio 5 CUSTODIANS This page sp0ns0red byr

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af X CLASS PROPHECY XX?-:X Z The date IS July 1, 1988 exactly thrrty years after graduatlon The place rs Wltten, Germany Last mxnute pack1ng and preparatxons are bemg taken care of by Chancellor Manfred Detarlle He has been lnvxted to come to America for a v1s1t by Presldent Larry Beam Wxth everythrng taken care of Chancellor Detaxlle goes mto h1s back yard and enters his own prlvate guxded mxsslle Wxthm frfteen mrnutes after take off he IS bemg greeted at the Natronal Rocketport ln Washrngton D C by Presxdent Beam, V1ce Pres1dent Denlmger, Secretary M1ss Vogue, and Treasurer Mrs R0bb1l'1S fthe former M1ss Schlergerj The executlve welcomxng comm1ttee takes Chancellor Detarlle back to the Wh1te House to freshen up after h1s long and t1r1ng tr1p Later m the s1tt1ng room the fxve have fallen 1nto a d1scuss1on of old trmes What has happened to all our classmates? asks the Chancel or Well, ' replres Mr Denlmger, that IS a long story Remember Joe, the strong Democrat of the class? He IS now the Republrcan Govemer of Oh1o And re member Roger, he was always so quret? He IS now head ofAuct1oneers Incor porated ' Oh, remember Ann Brlger' She rs now assoc1ated w1th General Motors sellrng t.he world's fastest hot rods, chrmes 1n M1ss Vogue And Jack Txlton owns the 1on's largest suspender factory I suppose you knowl appomted Ira Secretary ofAgr1culture says the Presxdent And Norma IS Presrdent f our N tlonal Lonely Hearts l b 'Davxd Ehler has won the Kentucky Derby every year sxnce he entered h1s jockey career Dale,orL1ttle Zeke,was a lumberjack for twenty erght years, holdmg t.he world 's record for tree toppmg, but now owns the company he was workmg for ' adds Mrs Robbms 'Of course I know that Steve IS the U S Ambassador to the U N But what a Carol Garland, Jack Mefford, and Don Eby dO1l'1g7' asks Mr Detaxlle Carol xs charrman of the board of Paramount Cosmetology School rn Hollywood Inc1dentally, Denms Jefferres IS a movre star, a second Clark Gable, w1th Para mount Prctures Jack Mefford has fmally reached hrs goal He IS Defense At torney rn the Supreme Court xnforms Mr Beam Don IS head football coach at U C L.A ' says Mr Denlrnger Whxch remmds me, J1m Chrlders rs the father and coach of h1s own football team and cheer ders, fourteen boys and f1ve g1rls My' says Mr Detaxlle 1t lools as though our class has really gotten up ln xs world ' 'We certamly have gotten up rn th1s world, especxally Bxll Voge He IS the man on the flymg trapeeze replres M1ss Vogue 'Floyd 15 also a performer He has appeared at the World Fa1r as a muscle man Hrs specxahty IS car llftmg 'FROM SPUTNIK TO KINTUPS IS the name Manlyn has grven to her current best seller And Ruth IS the only woman mstructor at West Pomt, adds Mrs Robbms I can remember the t1me when Lonme stopped to v1s1t on hrs way home from performmg a bra1n operat1on IH Europe, exclarms the Chancellor And what about Beverly Barbara and Nancy? 'Beverly IS a professor of Optometry Barbara Maxwell mhented Maxwell House Cof ee Company And Nancy IS pres1dent of a Seat Cover factory to keep her babres rn drapers answers the Presldent Sharon IS marrred and owns the dlamond mrnes 1n South Afrrca And Karen ed well owns the largest w1g factory, says M1ss Vogue Dolores IS Professor of Musrc Apprecratlon at the Un1vers1ty of West Alexan na Tom rs presrdent of the Amerrcan Tobacco Company xnforms the Vrce Presrdent 'Ellen rs a sclentrst W1f.h Dupont She drscovered how to get r1d of Whrteheads She got marrred says Mrs Robbms 'Sue rs a stewardess on Transcontmental Gurded Mxssrles Oh we almost forgot Rrchard, who now owns Santa Claus Land, our largest toy lndustry, exclarms Mrss Vogue My, commented Mr Detarlle 'Th1s surely was a ruce way to start my vrsxt t just goes to show that the class has really followed our motto 'Forward Ever, Back ward Never' ' Q fl' XM, X ,1