West Alexandria High School - Bulldog Yearbook (West Alexandria, OH)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF CLASS OF 1949 We, the Senior class, of West Alexandria, County of Preble, and State of Ohio, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make public and declare this to be our last will and testament hereby revoking any will or will heretofore made by us. I We leave to our successor, the Junior class, the power of administrating our estate. ll To the Sophamores we leave our estate to be distributed equally with the Freshmen. Ill The estate consisting of: I. One hundred dollars KSIOOJ in abounding knowledge. 2. One thousand dollars iSl,OOOl in infinite good will. 3. One million dollars lSl,OO0,000J in tangible dignity. 4. One billion dollars KSI ,OO0.000,000l in outstanding charm and character. 5. One trillion dollars l5l,OO0,000,000,000l in self-evident good looks. 6. Also a few pennies worth of scarred desks and tattered books. IV I. I, Paul Agne, do will and bequeath my nose to Donna Good. 2. I, Tom Bellar, do will and bequeath my ability to play hooky to Don McCoy. 3. I, Phyllis Busch, do will and bequeath my ability to get along with men to Julia Bellar. 4. I, Rose Ann Buschur, do will and bequeath my brown natural curly hair to Joan Wilhelm. 5. I, Betty Jo Dotson, do will and bequeath my peroxide hair to Darlene Sauer. flf she wants it.i 6. I, Marilyn Fahrenholz, do will and bequeath my ability to write letters to Jean Crouse. 7. l, Alma Fugate, do will and bequeath my reading ability to Dorothy Stage. 8. I, Katie Hagler, do will and bequeath my ability to go with tall boys to Patty Snyder. 9. I, Alta Hendrickson, do will and bequeath my ability to talk to Dorothy Rinck. IO. I, Ruth Kuhbander, do will and bequeath my slenderness to Tubby Smith. ll. I, Dale Locker, do will and bequeath my ability to play football to Joe Birbal. l2. I, Clem Milstead, do will and bequeath my ability to coon hunt to Stanley Storer. . I3. I, Jerry Minnich, do will and bequeath my ability to shoot pool to Phil Zimmerman. I4. I, Sam Morthland, do will and bequeath my ability to be an time to Tommy Gilbert. 'l5. I, Bill Roach, do will and bequeath my ability to work in shop to Loren McKee. I6. I, Paul Sauer, do will and bequeath my ability to play the susaphone to Nancy Dillon. I7. I, Eunice Smith, do will and bequeath my blond hair to Naomi Getts. 18. I, Lee Suman, do will and bequeath my ability to get along with Mr. Sprinkle to Dick Unger. I9. I, Dale Tittle, do will and bequeath my ability to cut hair to Denny Miller. 20. I, Marvin Valentine, do will and bequeath my ability to flirt with girls to Don Burton. 2l, I, Barbara Wethington, do will and bequeath my height to Mary Waller. 22. I, George Winkelman, do will and bequeath my ability to grow whiskers to Virgil McKee. Attorney-at-Law: Ruth Kuhbander Thirteen

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n,,,,,,,.,,,, simon ci.Ass Pnori-iEcY AS OF 'I969 1 . 2 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. ll. 12. 13. 14 15. 16 17 18 19. 20 21 22. Paul Agne and his nose are now on Broadway with a pose. Fast always was Tom Bellar, but faster still is he with radar. Phyllis Busch always enjoyed her fun, is now the mother of twenty-one. Rose Ann Buschur, quiet was she, but now she's sailing across the sea. Betty Jo still, but Dotson no more, with a house full of kids that number to four. Marilyn Fahrenholtz, was as sweet as could be, she married a sailor and has three. Alma Fugate a grocery store clerk, has changed her business to a soda jerk. Katie Hagler was a great romancer, now she's known as Amelia the famous dancer. Alta Hendrickson a boy-hater was she, is going to housekeeping for she's married you see. A loving lass was Ruth Kuhbander, she's now married to an army com- mander. A heavy athlete was Dale Looker, but at home he's the chief cooker. Clem Milstead our expert boatmaker, has now his own business as undertaker. An undecided boy was Jerry Minnich, but now he is a doctor in a foot clinic. Sam Morthland, a romeo in reality, is now full of vim, vigor, and vitality. Bill Roach was a brainy old chap. Go see the old fellow, he's learned to tap. Paul Sauer, the little fellow we call Peaches, has picked a profession and now teaches. A cute little blonde girl with many a mole, now Eunice Smith's hair is as black as coal. Lee Suman, a marimbist grand, is now a drummer in the Marine Band. Dale Tittle, always a little man, is a missionary in Japan. Marvin Valentine who worked in a store, is now falling for girls more and more. Barbara Wethington was as smart as could be, she married a doctor and has a family. Last but not least is the young man, George Winkelman who has now joined forces with Uncle Sam. Written by Ruth Kuhbander Twelve

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Th 6 Pro! vcery MR. ROY UNGER MR. HENRY UNGER, President MR. LAWRENCE RI NCK, Vice President MR. MARDO BUCKINGHAM MRS. JANE BUCKINGHAM, Clerk BOARD OF EDUCATION MR. VON H. KLEPINGER MR. C. R. COBLENTZ, MR. ROBERT LUCAS, County Supf. Assistant Supf. Fourteen