Wentzville High School - Pow Wow Yearbook (Wentzville, MO)

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A Jzwphecg, Step tlus way Ladtes and Gentlemen' Thxs IS your chance' ' The chance of a ltfetrme Let the colossal stupendous Madame Zuene tell your fortune Never before have you wrtnessed such darrng adventures Ah' Here 15 a smart person the barker satd to Harold Aholt a former student of Wentzvtlle Hrgh School as he stepped up to have hrs fortune told February 30 1964 Now rf you wrll kmdly step rn here the Great Zuene wrll recerve you Walkrng tn Harold found a pleasant lrttle room wrth odd deslgns on the walls and drapes He sat down at the table where the crystalball stood Madam Zuene entered after a loud bong Wh1Ch was her entrance cue She looked famtllar but Harold dtsmtssed this thou t as he wanted to go onrnto the future As she took her seat Harold crossed her palm w1th a flve dollar b1ll She gazed tnto the crystal ball and began mumbllng to the sprrtts X rtston appeared You she satd were a graduate of Wentztrlle Hrgh School and vou are now employed at Wentzvrlle s Busy Bee Bubble Gum factory Your name rs Harold Aholt Ah I see other people They were also rn the graduatlng class of 53 The group that I now see IS the Brg Four Mutzte Panhotst wrfe of Bob Hughes and mother of three curly harred tykes Peggle Brewer now known as Mrs George Jackson houeswrfe tn her dreamhome Cathy Dtckherber Proprletor of Drck s Drug Store Inc and Shtrley Prtman wrfe of General Paul Drckherber U S Army who sull ftnds tlme to hold monthly get togethets and get Into the same old mlschlef In tlus vtston appears Ah' a Mad Sctentlst' After fue years of research he has made the great discovery that the world rs round' He dlscovered thrs by multtplylng 43287951 by 62851344 and subtsactrng 25937o1 Hrs name rs Charles House' Hts asststants are none other than Slurley Schulte Madonna Warnecke and Anne Unterremer who are graduate nurses and are famrlrar w1th the fteld of Scrence I see another person who rs I belreve a teacher but sull has tlme for wrrt ng to her pen pals all over the U S She IS known as Joyce Storkson Oops' Who s th1s I have come across'7 He krnd of resembles one of your former class mates let s see V1s1on come closer Well well another ftgure appears that of Altce Wandret the famous smgrng star of T V and radto She speaks Frcdort you had better come home now w1th mama You know how crabby Fred ts when he comes home from the offrce and we haven t supper on tune Now I see a llttle whtte farm house I hear VOICES the vorces sound famrllar they are that of Mr and Mrs Robert Roettger V1s1on speak' Grace dear somethrng Just has to be done about thrs leaky faucet tts drrvrng me tnsane I try to sleep at nlght and all I heat rs drlp drrp dup' ' Grace replxes Let s call on my old classmate Jack Hoffman owner of Hoffman Plumbtng Inc I m sure he could frx xt The vorces are fadtng I seem to be drrftmg along rn space Now my thoughts have settled on a valley w1th lovely green hrlls on all srdes Ahl There rn the mrdst of a flower garden s1t.s a small trarler A lawn party IS tn full swrng Lu Ann Ruh who dances at the Rlpsy Ttpsy Nlghtclub and her steady and sttll hopeful beau IerryD1cknerberand Mr and Mrs Roger Sommer who have half Interest tn the prosperous Kroger Store whrch has expanded the length of a whole block They are the guests of Mr and Mrs Floyd Orf Mrs Orf betng the former Shrrley Dehart They are admrr ng the basketball court that Floyd had btult 1n the backyard Shirley makes very good use of tlus 1n her spare tlme A blood curdhng scream sounds It rs that of Itmmy Schroer a very successful darry farmer He owns the Lazy Dazy Datry Farm and 15 noted for hrs xce cream parlors throughout the U S It seems he was havrng trouble w1th lus molar but Dr Dtckherber known to you as Jane Sachs ts now the most famous woman Dentrst tn the world She got her start worktng for Dr Keller rn her home town of Wentzvtlle A blg stgn announcrng the openmg of the New Rrpsy Trpsy Nrghtclub comes to my attentron Thrs was made posstble by the wealth of Gene Brewer the archrtectural abtltty of Harold Twellman the bratns of Lester Menne and the aggresstveness of Leonard Massman These former classmates went rnto partner shlp tn the burldtng the cabaret that wtll be the local hangout for the followmg graduates Entertarnment rs furmshed by Kenneth Kothe and hrs Keen Kadets Thrs scene brrngs us to the rmg srde where I hear the count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10' Baby Face Holt wrns agam by a knockout He was assocrated w1th you back rn I-hgh School Hrs name then was Norbert Holt He has made hrs way up n the world of sports as a boxer Harold asks What about Edna Ohmes Irmmy Wrlmes Bemard Menne and Dolores Weber Madame Zuene 1 You haven t mentroned them yet Madam Zuene gazes agam rnto the crystal ball Oh Spurs brtng Edna Ohmes rnto vrew Ah' I see she 15 very successful for she ts the prtvate secretary of Arthur Godfrey She also wrltes all of hrs Jokes Bernard Menne come rnto s ght He rs now the proud owner of the Four Way Stretch stock car He has won world recogrntron as the most dartng speedster tn the world And now for Itmmy Wllmes An object rs taklng form It seems that Irmmy rs a llfe guard at McCar ver s Lake He has saved countless drowrungchsldren Headllnes Herald Ttmes July 8 1964 Nolan Herzberg famous bachelor mrllronaxre vacattonlng at Mraml Beach Flrorda My crystal ball takes me there now where Nolan appears surrounded by enchanttng beautles For one of them he tntends weddtng bells but can t dectde which one he w1ll marry Madame Zuene then asks Harold I notrced you watchrng me closely as we looked rnto the future Do I remtnd you of someone? Harold answers Yes you do You have me puzzled because you look famtlrar but I can t seem to remember who you are Madame then revealed her tndenuty I guess I should seem famtlrar to you for I am your former classmate Dolores Weber I now own the Bar X Ranch tn Nevada and tell fortunes Just as a hobby , . . . . , 1 . 1 - 1 1 . ,, . . ,, I V, . .. .. , ,, Y. . , . , Y , . . , . , . . ' 1 - 1 1 . . . s . . . . . . . . . 1 . ' 1 1 1 ' .. . 4 - ' ------- I .----.....- V V , ' - ' ' , lr , ' . . - 1 -. - . . . - .. ,, . ---- . , . . 1 1 1 - I . .---. D . I I y .... y - - 1 I ' l . , , I 1 1 1 ' . . , . . ,, . . . - - 1 1 . . . , . . I , . , , . - 1 1 . . Y ......... . - 1 1 . . . 1 - .. . , . . .. . . , , , . . .. - . . . . ' ' ----..-- D - 1 1 . . 1 1 . ' ' . .. . - .. , . . , . - - .1