Welton High School - Weltonian Yearbook (Welton, IA)

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CIVILIZATIQN y 4 Name of Paoer Volume 48750, Cell No.59 , ....., ,, ...iq Place Jungles North of Welton Numbered Bungg, Bungg, Bungg STAFF SIGN IN CHICKEN GOOP I Don't Editorial Editor......I. C. Waters Asst. Ed.......U. Tellum MANAGEMENT I. M. Crazy U. R.Too DISTRIBUTED LIke so many feathers in the wind. REPORTERS Out swinging from tree to tree. FORWARD This is a warning of the things to come. This paper is legitimate. Although writers are not responsible for oncoming results. Any person that is missed should not feel bad freally they are very lucky!! ..4 - -f Z ' E I-'??'?' ' HEADLINES IN LOCAL PAPER ' June Babies Flood local Hospital. Egglaying Contest Won By Local Man. Anyone found here in the morning ----- will be found here in the- morning. SIGN ON IMPASSABLE When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. ADVERTISEMENTS If its kissing, You are missing, Try another guy. CSen1or Girlsl RECEIPE DEPT. Receipe for Love My parents told me not to smoke. I Don't Nor listen to 3 naughty joke .... I Don't They told me it was wrong to wink at handsome boys or even thinkltliooelncl about some into- xicating drink.. I Don't To cuss or flirt is very wrong... I Don't Though some 'use language very strong ......... . I Don't I kiss no boys, not even one.... l date In fact I Don!t l cupful of love know how it's 2 kisses tightly done. pressed. You might think l moon I don't have l bench much fun....... Stir Well I Don't Beat it when Dad CGreen Freshmen! comesahome. N y l T U Vfanmn i ADVICE T0 Eove-lorn Women's faults are many, Men have only two--- Everything they say , : .. ,, , :,........ , FEATURE SECTION Sure as the rat runs over the rafter .......... You are the girl And everything they do that I am after

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Louie In wersen: H1 Honev! Waitreggi coldlyl This is a restaurant , not a bee hive! Russel Themes: I canft de- cide whether to go to e palmist or n mind reider. Robert 'Fgrgujgnr Go he e palmist, you hive 1 nilm, Mr. Blanehiriz I've been thinking it evil, leuella, and have decidte 3 night as well egtrer wi th 3 f3'U, Louelli RL: It wonfc do fou any good. I'xe ehinked my mind now. Mary R.: Is there iny hone, octor. ' ' Doctor: Well, I don't know, what wre you honing for? Bishful Vic K.: If I threw Q kiss icross the room, would you consider me bold? Bored Audrey C.: No, just llzy. Lorraine: Father, I've a notion to settle down end go in for raising chickens. Father: Better try owls . Their hours would suit you bfittcro Jim Schunter: I of powder for my girl. want 1 tex Clerki The kind thwt goes on with n bcng? Jim S.: No, the kind thst goes on with Q nuff. Marcelli Bauer: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her. Dnrv Gannon: The mean thing! I told her not to tell you I told her. ' Mjreellgz Well, don't tell her that I told you she told UIC : Erwin Petersen: The law says ycu cenft hang 2 min with a rrus to Ache . ' ' Gisel: Yes, I know, reu hive to use 1 rope. Jar-rv ..--.-U.--nl-s...-v Qiq--Qrgwley: May I borrow 'your dress nzektie? gerr3-'CrowleI: Wh1t's the matter, couldn't you find it? Some men don't think of women ill the time, but wher thcv think, ther think of Q Of all the sid surnrises There's nothinq to compare With trefding in Uk: ddrkndm On 1 stem that isn't there. Qognnn McClimon 2 Say, but isn't Join thin? MT-.ElE!1QE.H.l.S... -..1'1f?.: I ' 11 Sw . wht, when she drinks tomato juice she looks like n ther- mcmcter. Quelle B.: Did your watch stee whai it fell to the floor? AleneT.: Certainly, did you think it would go strsight through?

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MOVIES OF THE MONTH Seniors---uThe Last Roundupu Lorraine Block---UTemptationn Luella Burkle--nHoliday in Davenportu James Crowley---NThe Sleep and In Lois Galloway---uTime of Her Lifeu Louis Ingwerson---nlhe Farmer's Daughteru Geraldine Hass---nlt Started with Even Marcella Kaozinski---nThe Cleveland Affairu Donald Kinrade---HThe Outlawn JoAnn Mattke---nTenth Avenue Angeln LeRoy Mundy---UI'll Be Yoursu Louella Randolph---nThe Affairs of LeRoyn Mabel Singlemann---HHis To Holdn Hobart Carstensen---nBody and Soulu Mr. Blanchard---nCrossfiren Marcella Bauer---HThis Time for Keepsn Patsy Britt---UMagnificent Dollu Betty Joan Cousins---nvariety Girlu Lester Ferguson---UThat Certain Agen Mary Gannon---uThe Fabulous Hartsn Mary Joan Hand---UBeginning or the Endu Rosalyn Hass---Hltls a Joke, Sonu Velma Menneke---UCan't Help Singingu Elizabeth Kaczinski---NLet's Take the Long Way Home Wilma Peek---UThat's My Man, Goodalln '