Welton High School - Weltonian Yearbook (Welton, IA)

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T e e n - a g e T e a s e'r s' T ':2y-han: ' W r-:f:-r 1-: ,, Q , f ,,,,,,,-,, Kenneth Springer: How long have I been asleep? Mrs. Sample: How old are you? Traffic Cop: Say you! D1d'nt you sec me wave at you? Shirlie Stender: You fresh thing, and if Jhn were here, he'd paste you one for it. Joan Cornish: When I sing tears come to my eyes. What can I do? Allan A.: Stuff cotton in your ears. Doris: nEight o'clock---H as she swallowed her wrist watch. Arlene: Do you love me still. Don: Yes, but you sel- CLOIT1 BTC: Gloria: Has my mail come yet? Mother: Daughter, you must stop using such terrible slang. Mother: NSon where have you been?, asked the anxious lady as Don slouched into the house at 2 PU Mt Leonard: I've been out on a date, Mothern. Mother: Hwith that dirty shirt? Leonard: Nav, with a girls nI'm a game loser, anyway' said Mr. Blanchard, as he missed the flock of ducks. - ..-l- Allanzl Kto train callerl what do you do? rain Ca ler: I call trains. Allan: Well, call me one I'm in a hurry. Leon: Did you ever read nTo a Bumblebee?N Oralee: No, how do you make them listen? Delbert: Why do you re- ject me, is there another fellow? Joan Mattket Possibly . Did you think you were the last of the species? Norma: Did you see the Statue of Liberty, when you were in New York? Ruby: The Statue of Liberty? OH, you mean the big lady holding up the ice-cream cone. Virgil! NI loved a girl once and she made a fool out of,me.N Darlene: nSome girls do leave a lastinq impress- ion don't they?n Mrs. Knox: 'I'll give you just one day to hand in that paper.n Beverly: HAllriaht, how about Christmasu? Saloslady to Shirley Mad And did the wollen paj- amas I sold you last winter please you? Shirley Mae: Indeed they did. I was simply tickled to death. Nlfll show you who is yellow,H said the egg as it broke its shell and ran

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T H E D A F F Y D A I L Y 'vofumef Uhss oE?t5lh?'ol1 e' D A to -., to ,,. ..N11m!?ffF0F13, TiEEe at Dnkowri 'i?'Pb11bc V ciEboE!lO,9P9Q,,.,,. 2 Published once'--Editors in Jail. STAFF Editorial serg.'W1'Il'1e. . . . . .Editor COQUPQ Punishmflnta cAo Ed. Never was mannged-busi- ness deceased. Distribution Distributed like Entire eeition senzed by police. Qegortcrs Wes reported to police Had no rimhts to reserve Subscription: Taken by fOlf',CYCoMY , r Y ,Y 4, e loot 'f LFCffE7fOP.D ' it -' Igllmn-El-EIQEI-lf?-C237 to elorg felt want of the better people of this community the erst-while editors, have endeavored to set before the pulbic their rarest collection of imr ported jokes, so if some of them seem s little for--fetched, you will unecrstmnd thtir dirivn- tion. If, by rny chance you do not agree with the e itors remember that they had n hard time agreeing with ench other. The editorials were writ- ten while seid editors, were recovering from the Mumpsg therefore, the management takes no ros- ponsibility for whrt is printed herein. If eny- thing complimentary is written concerning you, in these pages, we wish to assure you that itis a mistake. If you fre not mentioned, it is because the editor had no time in which to look up your pedigree. IMPENIAL OLLE, OF SPOONELS Flower: Honeysuckle Colors: Pink fblushl and Green or Cenvyl President: Delbert Wulf Vice President: GlorinC. MEMBEL IN FACULTY: Miss Vulfe Donald Kinrcde-Gerlndine. Jim C.---Lorraine Block Marmoret Q-Kenny Springer Arlene Doslnnd-Donald W. Doris Galloway-Donald M. Shirlie Stender-Jim Ryan. Allen Andreson---Marcello Virgil Jacobsen--Rosalyn. Thfzt's the guyfm laying for, said the hen as Deacon Miller crossed the bnrnynrd. Cnnnibrl A: Our chief hms.hay'fevar. Cannibal B2 Howzet? Cannibal A2 He Ego n rnss w ow, Just run mIong,sun, srid the cloud, while I hcve my shower.

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Faculty Fallacies Magazines CL FXUFETY-lfTELLIGEVCElTEST 1. Name 3 Zigfried follie girls, 2. Write the chorus of Chattanogga Choo-Choo 3. Who is the manager of the Coliseum in Daven- port? 4. Give the price of tickf ets at the Orpheum, 5. Name the current pic- tures at the Capitol Garden, and Majestic. 6. what popular song men- tions fruit? 7, Why canlt you swim in a pool room? 8. Compare blends and Bru e netts as to price. SUGGESTIONS'?OF-EifF- IMPROVEMENT . Matters might be improved at Welton High if ----- - A Certain English teacher would remember that all freshmen do not have the degree of Litt. D. Don Kinrade would talk , more during recitation. Girls would ask for the dates and pay for them Mrs. Hansen would not be, so Vampish. Donald Mattke had more ntaking waysn with the girls. EXPChRPTf FROM CLASSROOM 1211's Blanchard: Q In ,VI-5 History Classy vmite at length all that you have learned in this course. Use only, one sheet of paper, and write only on one side. Mrs. bampleg Q explaining advanced Algebraj nNow watch the board while I run through it again, . Mrs, Hazardgf English IIJ Tell how NScotch and literature have made for all the good in the world today, Miss HYDGSQ lReading Classy Give the Chapter, titles and pages of the story , books you have read this, year. Miss Wolfeg fZoologyJclass We will now trace the hisg tory of the different , species of animals begin- ning with Pat. Mrs. Soppe: KAmer1can Histb Explain the Constitution Why did Burr kill Hamil- ton? Would you have done the same? That if all the bricks in the School Building were, placed end for end , in single file at the equator the School Board would , have to build a new build- ins.