Welton High School - Weltonian Yearbook (Welton, IA)

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T H E D A F F Y D A I L Y 'vofumef Uhss oE?t5lh?'ol1 e' D A to -., to ,,. ..N11m!?ffF0F13, TiEEe at Dnkowri 'i?'Pb11bc V ciEboE!lO,9P9Q,,.,,. 2 Published once'--Editors in Jail. STAFF Editorial serg.'W1'Il'1e. . . . . .Editor COQUPQ Punishmflnta cAo Ed. Never was mannged-busi- ness deceased. Distribution Distributed like Entire eeition senzed by police. Qegortcrs Wes reported to police Had no rimhts to reserve Subscription: Taken by fOlf',CYCoMY , r Y ,Y 4, e loot 'f LFCffE7fOP.D ' it -' Igllmn-El-EIQEI-lf?-C237 to elorg felt want of the better people of this community the erst-while editors, have endeavored to set before the pulbic their rarest collection of imr ported jokes, so if some of them seem s little for--fetched, you will unecrstmnd thtir dirivn- tion. If, by rny chance you do not agree with the e itors remember that they had n hard time agreeing with ench other. The editorials were writ- ten while seid editors, were recovering from the Mumpsg therefore, the management takes no ros- ponsibility for whrt is printed herein. If eny- thing complimentary is written concerning you, in these pages, we wish to assure you that itis a mistake. If you fre not mentioned, it is because the editor had no time in which to look up your pedigree. IMPENIAL OLLE, OF SPOONELS Flower: Honeysuckle Colors: Pink fblushl and Green or Cenvyl President: Delbert Wulf Vice President: GlorinC. MEMBEL IN FACULTY: Miss Vulfe Donald Kinrcde-Gerlndine. Jim C.---Lorraine Block Marmoret Q-Kenny Springer Arlene Doslnnd-Donald W. Doris Galloway-Donald M. Shirlie Stender-Jim Ryan. Allen Andreson---Marcello Virgil Jacobsen--Rosalyn. Thfzt's the guyfm laying for, said the hen as Deacon Miller crossed the bnrnynrd. Cnnnibrl A: Our chief hms.hay'fevar. Cannibal B2 Howzet? Cannibal A2 He Ego n rnss w ow, Just run mIong,sun, srid the cloud, while I hcve my shower.

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H la' 62 1 ' ' -aj' PV' , j X ,rn gf' .54 rfijietg rv f , , J, 1 N, . L ,, A A 611' EPILOGUE No staff, not even of brainy Seniors can put a kick in every line of a joke section. We hsvenft tried to. These jokes are not all original stricb ly fresh, raw or pointed. They were censored. Don't criticise old friends, sick jokes, or lame ideas. Be courteous. All we want to say is that we nope no one will be offended because he was left out If he is, he's lucky. If what you read here is all the bunk remember your best friend probably contributed it. Our motto has been HSpare No One.W Us have tried to live up to it. If you're hit be a good sport, laugh with the rest, and don't crab. Rememp ber the truth would have to come out some dey any- how. No responsibility is assumed by the well and known editors for this section. And you can't:Hnd the others. So, if you are prepared for the worst turn the pages and begin. THE HJOKBW STAFF CONTENTS I. Newspaper II. Humor Magazine III. Guess Uho IV. Songs of the Month F

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T e e n - a g e T e a s e'r s' T ':2y-han: ' W r-:f:-r 1-: ,, Q , f ,,,,,,,-,, Kenneth Springer: How long have I been asleep? Mrs. Sample: How old are you? Traffic Cop: Say you! D1d'nt you sec me wave at you? Shirlie Stender: You fresh thing, and if Jhn were here, he'd paste you one for it. Joan Cornish: When I sing tears come to my eyes. What can I do? Allan A.: Stuff cotton in your ears. Doris: nEight o'clock---H as she swallowed her wrist watch. Arlene: Do you love me still. Don: Yes, but you sel- CLOIT1 BTC: Gloria: Has my mail come yet? Mother: Daughter, you must stop using such terrible slang. Mother: NSon where have you been?, asked the anxious lady as Don slouched into the house at 2 PU Mt Leonard: I've been out on a date, Mothern. Mother: Hwith that dirty shirt? Leonard: Nav, with a girls nI'm a game loser, anyway' said Mr. Blanchard, as he missed the flock of ducks. - ..-l- Allanzl Kto train callerl what do you do? rain Ca ler: I call trains. Allan: Well, call me one I'm in a hurry. Leon: Did you ever read nTo a Bumblebee?N Oralee: No, how do you make them listen? Delbert: Why do you re- ject me, is there another fellow? Joan Mattket Possibly . Did you think you were the last of the species? Norma: Did you see the Statue of Liberty, when you were in New York? Ruby: The Statue of Liberty? OH, you mean the big lady holding up the ice-cream cone. Virgil! NI loved a girl once and she made a fool out of,me.N Darlene: nSome girls do leave a lastinq impress- ion don't they?n Mrs. Knox: 'I'll give you just one day to hand in that paper.n Beverly: HAllriaht, how about Christmasu? Saloslady to Shirley Mad And did the wollen paj- amas I sold you last winter please you? Shirley Mae: Indeed they did. I was simply tickled to death. Nlfll show you who is yellow,H said the egg as it broke its shell and ran