Wells River High School - Chatterbox Yearbook (Wells River, VT)

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JOKES In Sociology Class: Miss Churchill: Eugene, how would you like to go down to the county farm? Tinker: To stay??? In a discussion upon living in a foreign country: Miss Churchill: Now you wouldn’t like to have your chil- dren brought up in China, would you? Winchester: I didn’t say I was going to get married: Mr. Goodie—Why do they call it the 15-mile dam? Bill Bowden—Because the water falls 15 miles! Mr. Goodie: Well, I’d like to know what you people are interested in besides week-ends! Bobby Mitchell: Vacations! Betty Pudvah: Is college boring? Mr. C ioodie: No, of course not; it’s something like high school. Lucille Judd: How can it be if it’s not boring? Mr. Goodie: This is a scientific test! Roger Simmons: Oh, then you didn’t make it out—uh? Upon hearing a train whistle Patty Steams leaped out of her seat shouting “Fire” but nothing was burning except Patty’s face. Mr. French: Who is Fallstaff? Bill Bowden: A character on Fred Allen’s program! ! Mr. French in a discussion on “Macbeth”: What does ■“roast your goose” mean? Bill Bowden: Oh, probably he's going to get supper!

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Wells River 36 Peachem 41 Wells River 28 Newbury 33 Wells River 9 Groton 12 Wells River 21 Haverhill 26 Wells River 27 Peachem 28 Wells River 16 Concord 39 Wells River 19 Haverhill 24 Wells River 40 Mclndoes 21 Wells River 17 Newbury 25 Wells River 28 Groton 20 Wells River 42 Trade School 27 Wells River 30 Marshfield 32 Boys 23 Girls 18 Phil Basch ’49 BASKETBALL BANQUET On April 9, 1947, the Wells River Chamber of Commerce sponsored a banquet for the Wells River High School basket- ball teams. Mrs. Gibson awarded letter certificates to: Jean Rowell, Catherine Mays, Shirley Hill, Barbara Beckley, Betty Pudvah, June Sheehan, Margaret Bailey, Marion Webster, and Patricia Stearns. Mr. Goodie also presented letter certificates to: Robert Garvin, Eugene Winchester, William Rowden, Kendall Fiske, Keith Bidwell, and Philip Basch. Mr. French awarded letter certificates to the five cheer leaders: Erma Currier, Ann Demeritt, Rosina Farwell, Philip Currier, and Horace Symes. Results of previous votings were announced as follows: Captains for the teams next year: Betty Pudvah and Eugene Winchester. Managers for next year: Lucille Judd and Philip Basch. The most valuable players: Patricia Stearns and Robert Garvin. Our speaker, Mr. Robert T. Fuller, director of athletics at Dartmouth, spoke on the special need of athletics for all young people. To the Chamber of Commerce go our thanks for this very nice banquet. Catherine Mays ’47 27

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 E. ANDREOLETTI SONS Compliments of Granite Memorials TEGU’S South Ryegate, Vt. ORPHEUM THEATER s. f. McAllister BUD’S BARBER Jeweler Phone 316-3 SHOP Woods ville, N. H. Wells River, Vermont WANDER-IN SHOP Tel. 434-2 Woods ville, N. H. Try Sigh Buv KUGELMAN’S C. L. CHRISTOPHER Luncheonette and Fountain Service Opp. R. R. Station Woodsville, N. H. BECKLEY BUS LINES G. H. Beckley, Manager Tel. Groton 54-25 South Ryegate, Vt.