Wells River High School - Chatterbox Yearbook (Wells River, VT)

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Ruth Norris: “Fess up now, that you fellows like talkative girls as well as the others.” Porter: “What others?” Bus: “Edith, what makes your hair so red ?” Edith: “Nothing at all. The doctor has put me on a carrot diet.” Fisherman: “I suppose this rain will do a lot of good, Pat.” Pat: “Ye may well say that, Sor. An hour of ut now will do more good in five minutes than a month of ut would do in a week of any other time.” Lot to his slaves “Here, you take this wheelbarrow and shovel and bring along that pillar of salt my wife turned into. We’ll use her in the ice cream freezer.” Frankie: “Don’t you enjoy the honk of the wild goose ?” Miss Doody: “Not when he is driving an automo- bile.” Wrecked Motorist (telephoning) : “Send assis- tance at once I’ve turned turtle.” Voice from the other end. “My dear Sir, this is a garage. What you want is an aquarium.” There’s a sad little girl in W. R. H. S. What’s her name? Can’t you guess? You have said it, Enes is her name Since Pike left school, she hasn’t been the same.

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K. G to E. W. Believe me, if all those endearing young charms Were drowned in the depths of the sea, There’s a dear little diver that’d dive to your ams, And that dear little diver is me. Prof: “Didn’t you look up Frederick the Great last night?” Bing: “No, I only looked up Marjie.” Frankie: “They say Lloyd, that you are the only boy that can shine up to Edith Symes.” Lloyd: “How’s that?” Frankie: “She is so red she burns the rest of the boys, but you are so green you won’t burn.” He (nervously) “Darling there has been some- thing trembling cn my lip for a long time.” She: “Yes, I noticed it, why don’t you shave it off?” Ride, and the girls ride with you, Walk, and you walk alone. Prof: “This is the third time you have been late to class. Don’t you know that you can’t stay the flight of time?” Miller: “I just stopped a couple of minutes down the street.” Edward: “Now when I am asked to sing I never say, No! I can’t, but I just sit down at the piano-” Kenny: “And let them find out for themselves?” Train going by and Alonzo reading in English class something which he wrote. Miss Doody: “Wait, Alonzo, I don’t believe the class can hear you.” Alonzo: “I don’t want them to.”

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EXCHANGES We acknowledge the following exchanges: N. H. S. Live Wire The Enterprise The Cycle The Folio The Reporter S. H. S. Echoes Lancastonian The Record Ri-Chu-R The Whistler Lawrence High School Bulletin The Red and Black The Spectator The Echo The Lamoille Star The Phoenix The Vermont Pioneer The Academy Student The Jester Bath Union Spirit La Mouette The Vermont Academy Life Newbury, Vt. Keene, N. H. Woodsville, N. H. Flushing, N. Y. Bradford, Vt. Springfield, Vt. Lancaster, N. H. Littleton, N. H. Stowe, Vt. Island Pond, Vt. Lawrence, Mass. Claremont, N. H. Chicopee, Mass South Royalton, Vt. Jeffersonville, Vt. Montpelier Seminary Randolph, Vt St. Johnsbury, Vt. Ellsworth, Mass. Bath, N. H. Hyde Park, Vt. Saxons River, Vt. The Ri-Chu-R is very interesting but we would suggest a more extensive editorial column. A few cuts, would improve both The Jester and The Bath Union Spirit. The Enterprise: A very good paper. Your table of contents and arrangement are good. The Vermont Academy Life. That your school has many social activities is shown by your large school notes department. The letters from France in the March issue of the Cycle were an interesting and special feature. The Echo: Your literary department is very good. Why not have a school notes and joke department? We hope that all our friends will remember us with papers next year. We have enjoyed you all. A pleas- ant summer to you.