Wells River High School - Chatterbox Yearbook (Wells River, VT)

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K. G to E. W. Believe me, if all those endearing young charms Were drowned in the depths of the sea, There’s a dear little diver that’d dive to your ams, And that dear little diver is me. Prof: “Didn’t you look up Frederick the Great last night?” Bing: “No, I only looked up Marjie.” Frankie: “They say Lloyd, that you are the only boy that can shine up to Edith Symes.” Lloyd: “How’s that?” Frankie: “She is so red she burns the rest of the boys, but you are so green you won’t burn.” He (nervously) “Darling there has been some- thing trembling cn my lip for a long time.” She: “Yes, I noticed it, why don’t you shave it off?” Ride, and the girls ride with you, Walk, and you walk alone. Prof: “This is the third time you have been late to class. Don’t you know that you can’t stay the flight of time?” Miller: “I just stopped a couple of minutes down the street.” Edward: “Now when I am asked to sing I never say, No! I can’t, but I just sit down at the piano-” Kenny: “And let them find out for themselves?” Train going by and Alonzo reading in English class something which he wrote. Miss Doody: “Wait, Alonzo, I don’t believe the class can hear you.” Alonzo: “I don’t want them to.”

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First they rolled the cigarettes, Then they rolled the hose, Now they roll the overshoes, What next, no one quite knows. Morrison (In English History) “Armstrong, what did the invention of the steam boat bring to Eng- land?” Armstrong: “Well they could go on canals easier in steam boats then they could in coaches.” Roland Pudvah (reconstructing sentences in Eng. Ill). “My best friend is a girl with blue hair and brown curly eyes.” Laughter from all. (Roland’s second attempt). “No! My best girl is........... He gives up. Bam Arthur, mourning over the vollev ball defeats, resolved to get revenge some way so he signed up with the girls in their contest. Prof: “What is meant by the English short horn cattle ?” Kidder: “Why, they must mean goats.”

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Ruth Norris: “Fess up now, that you fellows like talkative girls as well as the others.” Porter: “What others?” Bus: “Edith, what makes your hair so red ?” Edith: “Nothing at all. The doctor has put me on a carrot diet.” Fisherman: “I suppose this rain will do a lot of good, Pat.” Pat: “Ye may well say that, Sor. An hour of ut now will do more good in five minutes than a month of ut would do in a week of any other time.” Lot to his slaves “Here, you take this wheelbarrow and shovel and bring along that pillar of salt my wife turned into. We’ll use her in the ice cream freezer.” Frankie: “Don’t you enjoy the honk of the wild goose ?” Miss Doody: “Not when he is driving an automo- bile.” Wrecked Motorist (telephoning) : “Send assis- tance at once I’ve turned turtle.” Voice from the other end. “My dear Sir, this is a garage. What you want is an aquarium.” There’s a sad little girl in W. R. H. S. What’s her name? Can’t you guess? You have said it, Enes is her name Since Pike left school, she hasn’t been the same.