Wells High School - Crimson and Gray Yearbook (Southbridge, MA)

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The Cast of the Senior Play You ' re Only Young Once The Cast of the Junior Play A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur ' s Court

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CLASS PROPHECY Here is a facsimile of the Alumni Column of the 1970 edition of the Crimson and Gray. Because the vocations of the Class of 1950 have influenced our lives, we, the Class of 1970, show our gratitude to the Class of 1950 by dedicat- ing this space to a summary of their present positions. Dexter Clifford, Jr., Editor Diana DeAngelis, reporter for the Crater ' s Gazette, tells us that the man in the moon has been found. Billy Michaeles, head of the Import-Export Bank, will be on hand with his new silver bank. Theresa Travinski beat Einstein when she presented the fifth dimen- sion to mathematicians at X. Y. Z. Barbara Sarrazin has invented a typewriter with which only the thumbs are used to type. Stella Bournelas is selling runless seamless nylons at Stella ' s Exclu- sive Shop on Broadway. Theresa Bourassa is modeling her Ipana smile, and sales are increas- ing rapidly. Patricia Davis has come to the rescue of the miserable females with straight hair — with a liquid blue solution called Compoundex. Jane Roberts startled the world when, in the course of her experi- ments, she discovered the cure for orbital cellulitus . Lois Shippee, who has always disliked both white and brown choco- lates, has just discovered how to make pink chocolates and is selling the formula to manufacturers for a large sum of money. Evelyn O ' Donnell is teaching a new type of shorthand that can be mastered in two weeks. The A P is no more, for Raymond Brodeur has his store. The Castrucci Twins are, at the present time, the star singers at the exclusive Colonado Club . They are professionally known as the Gold Dust Twins . Audrey Simonds is still trying to reach Mars with her little Crosley. Connie Matys, the former model at Constance Gravel ' s Swank Fifth Avenue Dress Shoppe, has recently signed a contract with Antaya Publi- cations, owned and published by Richard Antaya. Nancy Czyzewski, proprietor of the famous Nancy ' s Polka Club developed a new dance step called Ding Dong Dangling Feet . Lucille DeBlois has won the latest television jackpot program be- cause she correctly identified the phantom voice of Gilly Chrisikos. In a Boston hospital laboratory, Adriana DiBonaventura does re- search connected with the newer tests for cancer. Leonard Ethier has just arrived from Paris where he ' s been helping Phil Harris. Mary Colognesi, distinguished pianist, will make her first national broadcast in this country when she will play with the New York Phil- harmonic Symphony Orchestra under the baton of Dexter Clifford. Lipstick and slipsticks have presented a problem to John Toscano. Because he has a pompous professorship, John resents the tomfoolery resulting from the confusion of sliding rules and sliding tubes. Frank Grandone, Arthur Coderre, and William Martin are operating a political prediction post, which prophesies and analyzes future inter- national perplexities. As a decoy Arthur Coderre loiters at the post and entices customers by ostensibly displaying his beaming countenance. Bill Martin is in charge of an intricate espionage network. All strongarm tactics are handled by Grandone. George Perikli has gained much fame as an end for the University of Notre Dame. Drawing cartoons of Perikli at Norte Dame is Bernard Beaupre who has made quite a name. S. M. U. ' s Ben Dargie is still the same; he ' s just won another game. Barbara Poirier has published a book entitled You and You and You — And Me Too.