Wells High School - Crimson and Gray Yearbook (Southbridge, MA)

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G. Gregoire Son Archfitter Shoes for Women Nunn Bush Shoes for Men A Complete Line of Men ' s Furnishings 35 Years Experience in Shoe Repairing Tel. 442-J 15 Hamilton St. H. O. Desaulniers Wholesale and Retail Federal Tires and Tubes Auto Accessories Gulf Gasoline and Motor Oils and Greases 145 Mechanic St. Tel. 601-J Southbridge Fruit Co. O. Micheli, Prop. Fruits Candy Tobacco Corner Main and Hamilton Streets Telephone Connection — 15-W Free Delivery J. C. Gabree Auto Accessories Paints and Oils Toys Hardware and Crockery Distributor of OLDSMOBILES J. E. BENOIT First Class Groceries, Meats and Fish We roast our own Coffee. A trial will convince you of the quality. 69 Central Street. Tel. Connection William S. Hofstra Plumbing, Steam and Hot Water Heating, Sheet Metal Work 173 Sayles Street Tel. Connection VALUABLES DESTROYED BY FIRE are never recovered and stolen property very seldom. We can offer you the best of Safe Deposit and .Storage Accommo- dations. Peoples National Bank Southbridge, Mass. Compliments Arthur Langlais Groceries, Meat, Canned Goods Ice Cream, Fruits and Tobacco 161 Worcester St. Tel. 530 195 PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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a| p W ' - --?? p : ■:v ;j p l g With The Jokesters Nitt — Say, where are you going all dressed up? Witt — I ' m going to the fair. Nitt — Fair! There isn ' t any fair today. Witt — Sure, the paper says fair today and tomorrow. We wonder if Scotchmen have filled their pens at Post Offices enough to equal the ink we have used on them. One Father — Does your son believe in the hereafter? A ditto — I should say so, I jus t asked him how his money was holding out, and he said, That ' s what I ' m hereafter. ' Guide: We are now passing the site of a former Aztec palace, which is now in ruins. Tourist: (to fellow passenger) : When did they move it? WHAT IS MODERN? A famous novelist has searched the world thoroughly for the modern girl with no suc- HEARD IN HISTORY Student — And after his flight the country became air-minded. Teacher — I think it must have affected this class, you are so light-headed. The three fold plan of the British depend- ed on Burgoyne, St. Leger and Howe. Minister: (meeting a little boy smoking) : My dear boy, do you know where little boys who smoke go? Boy: Yessir, down behind the woodshed. There is a man that never does a thing that is not right. His wife knows just where he is at morning, noon, and night. HE ' S DEAD Wise — Say! Are you kind to dumb animals? Cracked— Sure ! Why? Wise — Then give the monkey back his face. She: I ' m so tired after pushing a pencil around all day. He: Huh! That ' s nothing, I ' ve been pushing my brains around all day. She: You can ' t be very tired then. Fish: Say, wait a minute, I ' ve changed my mind. Soup : Well, I hope its better than your other We wonder what the garage men would spill their oil on if there were no fenders ! ! Just because you can kid gloves and ' = ' :ring beans, don ' t think you can fool a toothache. Husband: Did you ever see a seven dollar bill? Wife: A seven dollar bill? Husband : Yes, a seven dollar bill. Wife, Why, no, never saw a seven dollar bill. Husband : Well, look at this one I got from the Electric company. Waiter: Are you the fellows who are com- plaining about the food? Ralph : Yes, what are you going to make of it? Waiter: Well, we ' ll probably serve it for hash, tomorrow. R. Underwood

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Waiard llr; SERVICE STATION We Repair, Rebuild and Recharge Any Make of STORAGE BATTERIES Lewis Battery Ignition 411 Main St. Tel. 381-W Through Service We Grow Compliments of Thimblin ' s Barber Shop 280 Main St Southbridge Coal Co. Dealers in COAL AND WOOD W. M. Edwards Grace Flower Shop FLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS 63 Central Street Telephone 980 CLOCKS — WATCHES — JEWELRY C. G. SMALL SILVERWARE — CUT GLASS — STATIONARY — Gendreau ' s Market Local Agent for Office: 335 Main St. Tel. 161-J Yard: Railroad Ave. Tel. 252-W E. F. Dakin Co. CANDY— CIGARS— ICE CREAM SODA S. S. Pierce Co., Specialties Sperry and Barnes ' Hams and Bacon and a Full Line of Hatchet Brand Canned Goods NEWS-STAND 307 Main Street Telephone 452-M Buy From a First Class Fruit Store METRO BROS. FIRST CLASS ICE CREAM PARLOR CIGARETTES, CIGARS, TOBACCO A Wonderful Assortment of Candies Dealers in Kolster, Amrad, Philco and Crosley Radio Sets and Equipment PHONE 210-W PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS