Wells High School - Crimson and Gray Yearbook (Southbridge, MA)

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10 ..huloglee Colyum. Senior section ITote: Any supposed-to-be jokes will be explained to those who are too dense to grasp them, upon receipt of a self- sddressed stamped envelope: E-H L-15-C-8 CI. !E, in Biology: All fish don ' t iheir eggs in the same place. (Oh, any phule would that, 7 hitey). te desiring Marine rings like » Samuelson ' s oan get one by .ng ten cents to The Gentle- L . i in French translation; •the confidence she curried on ' ace fonder if it was he vy. In fhysics Labaratory: .Thite, seeing ! jar of Bpaen : . ' hut ' s that? Gordon: ssium Sulphate; didn ' t you White: c, I never took .stry. n: I know, bat yoa take lCs don ' t yoa? ; attempt ;t literctare. by le Le Claire resulted in How to i .uove Letters thit .in , for ;:t 11 booksellers on receipt to cents, post paid Je sloover, aa Mr. .... cklin irs on the scene: I wis just Lng 8 slip to send;. down le office; he ' s so slow in Lng settled. .iacklin: Jive him B ediitz 3r. ' . rien in :cience id the phonograph? : Ediso.i. O ' Brien: hen? Gstinet u: 1776. ,ho in- Heard in English IV: Comparison: - late-last-least; little -smaller- smallest Gordon also informed us that an ad- jective may be used in place of a pro- noun. One of the abominable mistakes Miss ITute has to contend with: Money can be srved by caring for our clothes, by beins? c; reful in wr- sting food ' She was taken by surprise nd i pistol thrust into her face. Miss , ' heelock: ho was Bacchus? Jordon: The god of grape-juice. It has been rumored that :. iss Bishop and Miss Crocker have become quite attached to each other, in fact, they frequently ere seen i i the same room together after 3 o ' clock. Just chcttin-:, thassall someone has suggested that we insti- tute a First id Room for the purpose of mending partially disrbleJ brains. This room would be quite crowded after e: ch session with Miss Crocker. The ehief expense connected with this would be the cost of about a ton or two Of c re y matter, chemically ure. Is that so? . ccording to ' Dloise hite, snakes are not aquatic animals because they live in the water pf.rt of the time, and aquatic mer ns ' land . Junior Jokes. Carrots or cf.rats? Talking about the cost of gold, in chemistry clrss, Coderre aaicl that e oarat cost forty cents. Green Bays he used to buy carrots for five cents. ;.;ust hare gone u on account of the wi r.

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Phuloglee Colyuru. Junior Section Continued. arj ory Mc aster ' s definition of elding: . elding iron is the rocesE of hammering it with and or borax, How does a snake move? t just wiggles rifht along, ISS B: re you b re • : res ' i IS: ' I : r ositive? ' t v : Yes in comparative r. T; ili: -he pOw r of ' ings nd qup ns is very great, but I t i b ther above it? Iddowson (sleepily): Acee. Sopho: ore J ok s is? avis, in nglish: Do the T,rons havp nen go out and kill jae game, or do they kill h mselves? iss .hemlock : Who is your te character in Tvanhoe? Lent : Isaac . ranslaticn in CaesoT: Caesar rosLed the river by means of ' ords. !r . Kacklin: Yes we ' ve had t 5 v r since t ; of Bronae em I ' ■ i Senior Rotes. llass nronhpr: llass lawyers: and llass historian llass flow-r: j aine Le Claire ; Walter Lin doll Henry Cod r e; E 1 s i e Samu e Is on . Violet. jkccalaureate Sermon will he ield, unless otherwise indicated, n the Metrtodist piscopul Gh rch is many as possible of t] e High tehool Students ate requested to ittend. fcce clad in stately robes of :rej« both a ' the Baccalaureate Services and the graduati n jxercises. This the first class outhbridge High School that has ever graduated with the c and gowns, but we hope it will .not be the last. Tickets for the approaching Senior TDance are now on sale. They may be obtained from nearly any Senior for i 5 and ' 1.00. The Dance will be held Vnril nine- teenth and a large number of fellow scii ol mates is expected to attend. Let no slackers in school team won; and loyalty be found in Southbridge High J verybody must c ome . (There is a good committee in charge of Refreshments). Junior : :otes Ve , the Juniors of this High School wish to make the following state- ment. It does not apnly to all students but it nay contain some heloful hints for all. It has long been a cause of gr ut annoyance to the Juniors that cur room has so unanimously been elected as the onlj plac in t ciiOol where rubbish can be dumped. We do not wish tc be considered a bunch of crabs , but nevertheless we .ake the n following request: Pleas refrain in the future from leaving any- thing on the desks or on the floor. There are persons who bring their lunches to school. V» ' e do not con- sider it absurd to think that they bring their lunches for the purpose of eating them. But lately w have doubted this theory. From what w have seen, it looks as tho they crumbed their sand- wiches and cakes in their handB for sand rules to play in. f course , are assume that they are only well, rather careless about their crumbs. It has occured to us that t Jlass of 19lB will make its appear hey may be Fooverizing on time rather than on food. We know that in these ti roes it is right to Hooverize on something if not on every t 1 ing. We wish in the futur that all persons