Wells High School - Crimson and Gray Yearbook (Southbridge, MA)

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10 ..huloglee Colyum. Senior section ITote: Any supposed-to-be jokes will be explained to those who are too dense to grasp them, upon receipt of a self- sddressed stamped envelope: E-H L-15-C-8 CI. !E, in Biology: All fish don ' t iheir eggs in the same place. (Oh, any phule would that, 7 hitey). te desiring Marine rings like » Samuelson ' s oan get one by .ng ten cents to The Gentle- L . i in French translation; •the confidence she curried on ' ace fonder if it was he vy. In fhysics Labaratory: .Thite, seeing ! jar of Bpaen : . ' hut ' s that? Gordon: ssium Sulphate; didn ' t you White: c, I never took .stry. n: I know, bat yoa take lCs don ' t yoa? ; attempt ;t literctare. by le Le Claire resulted in How to i .uove Letters thit .in , for ;:t 11 booksellers on receipt to cents, post paid Je sloover, aa Mr. .... cklin irs on the scene: I wis just Lng 8 slip to send;. down le office; he ' s so slow in Lng settled. .iacklin: Jive him B ediitz 3r. ' . rien in :cience id the phonograph? : Ediso.i. O ' Brien: hen? Gstinet u: 1776. ,ho in- Heard in English IV: Comparison: - late-last-least; little -smaller- smallest Gordon also informed us that an ad- jective may be used in place of a pro- noun. One of the abominable mistakes Miss ITute has to contend with: Money can be srved by caring for our clothes, by beins? c; reful in wr- sting food ' She was taken by surprise nd i pistol thrust into her face. Miss , ' heelock: ho was Bacchus? Jordon: The god of grape-juice. It has been rumored that :. iss Bishop and Miss Crocker have become quite attached to each other, in fact, they frequently ere seen i i the same room together after 3 o ' clock. Just chcttin-:, thassall someone has suggested that we insti- tute a First id Room for the purpose of mending partially disrbleJ brains. This room would be quite crowded after e: ch session with Miss Crocker. The ehief expense connected with this would be the cost of about a ton or two Of c re y matter, chemically ure. Is that so? . ccording to ' Dloise hite, snakes are not aquatic animals because they live in the water pf.rt of the time, and aquatic mer ns ' land . Junior Jokes. Carrots or cf.rats? Talking about the cost of gold, in chemistry clrss, Coderre aaicl that e oarat cost forty cents. Green Bays he used to buy carrots for five cents. ;.;ust hare gone u on account of the wi r.