Wells High School - Charco Yearbook (Wells, NV)

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Seuiar Prvphecy ASSIGNMENT 9667734 I continued j from his job. Bud is a mechanical engineer, when he is not training for the Olympics. He currently is a member of the U. S. A. Weightlifting team and is a holder of a world's record. 35 4.50-Cab fare from airport to Wells, supper at Moonlight Palace, and also cab fare back to airport. 500.00--Return fare back to Future City, Venus. Total Expenditures: 31,085.00 Comments: Nice and interesting people. Was a pleasure to work on this case, but were they worth the 351,085.00? Yours truly, STRETCHY DOLLAR 'il Future Private Investigator - W tw: Q- A ,iw f if 1 we . i Scalar Sluff Day

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' F I . . Scumr Prophecy Aliileiieiiii? Senior Street Future City, Venus ASSIGNMENT 9997734 Investigator: Mr. Stretchy Dollar, alias Leon Reyes Assignment: An investigation of the personnel of the class of I959 of Wells High School, Requested by: El Charco Staff The following is my detailed account of findings and expenditures: 35500.00-Transportation by plane to Wells, Nevada, U. S. A., Earth. 1.00-Cab fare from airport to Wells High School. There I loked upon the records of all the members of the class. I also questioned some of the children at the school. .50-Cab fare from school to Shagnasty residence. There I found Mrs. Lou Shagnasty, former Miss Brenda Owen, living a happy married life with her husband and nine children. .50-Cab fare from Shagnasty residence to Moonlight Palace. An investigation proved the owners to be Mr. and Mrs. Michael Knight. Mike Knight and Velma Cordova had found a high school crush to be everlasting. Velma is also an interpretive dancer, while Mike takes care of their four children. Also at the palace I discovered that John Wright is a TV technician. He is also the director of KTVT in the Wells area. 3.50-Lunch for myself and a pretty guest, Miss Sharon Supp. Sharon is director of Standard Oil in the Wells area. She has been engaged to be married, for five yearsg however, her fiance isn't fond of the idea of marrying his boss. By a careful questioning of her delicate mind, I was able to obtain a few more leads concerning Jim Lyons and Craig Chambers. Jimmy is a success- ful pharmacist with a thriving drug store that contains a back room in which teenagers play poker. The house receives a certain percentage of the winnings, of course. Craig tBig Redl Chambers is a proven Doctor of psychiatry. His success is due to his wife, Sherry, who is a constant customer in need of his pro- fessional services. 1.50-Cab fare to Polais Hubby Garage. Gene is still an apprentice mechanic even though he owns the garage. However, he specializes on custom made hubcaps for cars. However, he may quit and sell his garage. He is en- gaged to marry the young, popular actress, Miss ,Ianyce Toombs. Janyce has recently received the Oscar for best supporting actress of 1968. She also owns a horse ranch and breeds the finest thoroughbred mares in the country. 11.75-Cab fare to Contact, Nevada. Michael Brown is an architectural engineer and owns Dodge Construction Company. Lately he has been rebuilding more white posts for the highway department. 11.75-Cab fare back to Wells, and to the airport. 50.00-Rent of an airplane to go to Ruby Valley.- Without much trouble I found the Smiley-Uhlig Ranch. Butch and Willard are prominent ranchers when either is at home. Butch is a follower of the rodeo circuits during the spring, while Willard is a pro-football tackle for the Los Angeles Rams during the fall. An unexpected guest of theirs was also there, Mr. Earl fBudJ Charles Zearing, III. It seems that Bud is enjoying a week of rest K continued on next pagej

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