Wells High School - Charco Yearbook (Wells, NV)

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U9 I am the Sptrtt of the Class of 57 I have haunted around the universe for IO long years and have dectded to vtstt my classmates I dectded to try Mars ftrst stnce Mars ts the best vacatlontng spot There I found Lew Neal Calton runntng the Trans Untversal Alrltnes I found a room to stay over on the planet and also found LeRoy Weathers runntng a famous resort called ZODIAC RESORT The next morntng I ran Into Hank Greenwell who ts now Head dtshwasher at the ZODIAC RESORT I then went on to Venus a very romantnc spot where I found Play Glrl Kay Moore maktng a bug hut wtth the Venuslan males Entertaantng wtth her IS Gary Hull who has rocked the Venuslan females Pletades You know they have a new thang out It IS called Inter Planetary Fretght Tratn Well I hopped on for a rest and met Ronnle Davls who has been hoppung all h s George Phrpps went satllng by In has Inter Planetary Submarrne I happened to glance down kts pertscope or I would never have seen htm I landed on Earth and found Earths representattve to Juptter Ball Hyde an hts secretary Connte Deleon who were about to take off for Juputer Flynng by I happened to hear a lecture gtven by Professor Claudta Dahl The lecture was on the newest planet called Elelsdeeeeakes Ipronunctatlon ts Jes deekat Mrs Jack Lane formerly Sharon Lane was chosen Mother of the Untverse Her twtn stster Sandra Lane was chosen Baby sttter ofthe Untverse I heard that Carolynn Wrlde ts teachtng Commerclal Business on Pluto Next ttme I m around there I ll look her up for you Joy Noakes has made a successful career on Saturn She IS a C I P A ICertlfted Inter Planetary Accountantl It took awhlle but I funally found Ketth Gregory They have given hum a medal for contrubutlng so thoroughly to the populatron of the earth I met Sally Agee and you know she rs stall havung a fnght wrth the army over General Smead She ns on Earth and he ts statloned on Pluto Trytng to fund Dallas Grllespue was qunte a 'ob He graduated from West Potnt and IS now a famous composer of muslc He was playlng In Carnegue Hall when I passed by ISUYQFISIDQ Isnt It'?l 0, n , '-My 01' . H 9' . 1 1 , , 4 i JA X qiixss I X, -ff : .'Illll - E- ' ' Cornin back to Earth I saw Pats Pete's mural of the constellations, called 9 Y on' I life. I- 4 A . ' ' ' , ' , d I I ' r 1 ' - A - t , . , .

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We the Senaor Class of 57 beang of sound mand and memory do publash and declare thas to be our last wall and testament of thas year the saxth day of June naneteen hundred and fafty seven I Lee Roy Weathers beang of as sound a mand as possable an my state of beang do wall and bequeath my abalaty to lump ID basketball to Chuck Cox may he get has feet off the floor I Carolynn Walde beang of great mand and body do wall and bequeath my bookkeepang abalaty to Madge Lyon may she be as able as I I Dallas Gtllespae beang of unsound weak and fraal body and mand do wall and bequeath my bag nose to Nate Qualacl may he get as good grades as I I Patsy Pete beang of sound mand and body do wall and bequeath my abalaty to skap school to Hazel Barrows I Hank Greenwell beang of unsound mand and body do wall and bequeath my dash vvashang abalaty to Kathy McKaan may she have as many good tames as I I Gary Hall do wall and bequeath my dual papes to my dear lattle cousan Bobby Sallee also my speed dravang May he get has draver s lacense taken away as often as I I Lew Calton beang of sound and noble mand do hereby bequeath all my balls to Butch Smaley May he be able to pay them I Sally Agee beang of strong body and sound mand do wall and bequeath my abalaty to eat hot fudge sundaes and not get fat to Dorothy Morrason may she enaoy them as much as I I Ronnae Davas beang of sound mand and body do wall and bequeath to Make Knaght my abalaty to stay away from the opposate sex May he graduate as anno cent as I I Sharon Lane beang my calm cool and collected self do wall and bequeath my abalaty to be engaged and stay sangle tall I graduate to Ardath Anderson I George Phapps beang of unnotable mand and feeble body do wall and be queath my mustache to Mort Lyon May he tackle as many garls as I I Connae DeLeon beang of sound mand and body do wall and bequeath to Qally Hands my abalaty to accadentally kack the basketball referee when the score ts not an our favor May she be as embarrassed as I I Sandra Lane beang my usual unbalanced hysteracal self do wall and bequeath my abalaty to blush a braght red at unexpected moments to Alta Holbrook May she use at as well and as tamely as I I Keato Gregory III beang of somewhat stable mand and body but havang nothang that I want to wall to anybody hereby bequeath thas nothang to James Paul Lyon so he may know I thought of ham I Joy Noakes beang of quate sound mand and body do wall and bequeath my abalaty to have too much to do to be able to do any of them to Mary Ryttang May she enaoy her Ieasure I Wallaam A Hyde a maghty Senaor and beang the Senaor Class Presadent beang of sound mand beang of good physacal strength hereby bequeath the l957 Sensor classs abalaty to throw partaes on the old reservoar hall before Black and Orange Day to the Junaors May they have some good blasts I Claudaa Dahl beang all here mentally do wall and bequeath my abalaty to collect class dues to Jackae Burr May she be unsuccessful I Kay Moore beang of sound mand and body do wall my abalaty to gave the boys a bad tame to Teddy Agee May she have no boy fraends 1 1 . 1 1 1 ' , f 1 1 , , 1 , , , . 1 1 1 1 , 1 . 1 1 , 1 , , 1 . 1 1 , , . , . , . 1 1 , 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 , . 1 1 1 1 1 1 G 1 1 1 r , . 1 r V . . 4 11 1 11 1 1 1 V , . 1 - 1 ' , 1 , . . . - - 1 I ' 1 I '

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LEW NEAL CALTON 9- W' 1 SALLY AGEE , AIU CLAUDIA DAHL RONNIE DAVIS Dinkus Doll DALLAS GILLESPIE Daily