Wells College - Cardinal Yearbook (Aurora, NY)

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rwpera Buffet latina OVERTURE For remarks I've been casting about I think that I've boiled down a lot. I will throw them today You may pack them away And treasure this little what not. FIRST ARIA HERO What thing is Catullus now seeking? Since with numbers this poem is reeking. HEROINE It is easy enough I won't even bluff. For he is figuratively speaking. CHORUS Pick it up here Carry it along Throw three feet on the board Life is just a song. HERO Take two blocks as fast as you please This line loves to squint and to tease So take my advice, It's moral and nice Carry this now with the breeze. III 7 I

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Qaueenifs QBui5inaI Queries anh Zlnxiuus Zinniiis Qnsmers How can I make over my class sweater for evening wear?-QUEENIE QUIZICAL. I should first cut out the sleeves and make the neck decollete. The material thus obtained would make a handsome train. Then the lower part of the sweater could be raveled into a gracefully fringed tunic. The class numerals should afford a dainty court train to any ingenious person.-ANXIoUs ANNIE. How shall I behave in the swimming pool when it is full of Seniors?-QUIZICAL QUEENIE. These are the following methods: I. Don't be bashful about entering into conversation. Dive right in and appear bubbling over with good nature. If things don't seem to be going swimmingly, do not sink into despair, but keep the conversation from becoming dry. 2. Swim under water and hinn an air but come out with considerable splash. 3. Stand up by treading water as long as they are there. 4. Remember Queenie, never to behave as they do.- ANXIOUS ANNIE. How can I arrange to have all my dances taken in the Association room evenings?-QUEENIE. . Send flowers and candy to upperclassmen. Theygvwill repay these small favors by giving you the hrst dance.- ANNIE. y n - How can I overcome my repulsion for 'fvermes in the biological laboratory?-QUEENIE QUIZICAL. - By meeting them often in a social wayg by taking a sympathetic interest in all their little troubles and perplexi- ties. In spite of their uncouth manners they have very kind hearts.-ANXIoUs ANNIE. I IMO,

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HEROINE This man is so ill at ease The trouble is seen by his knees The matter is plain He has a sham pain Pardon me novv While I sneeze. CHORUS Pardon her now While she sneezes, Pardon this line While it teases Romans are moral So is our chorale. That's Why our Opera pleases. HERO DOn't shove the quid quod in this line, The meter is simply devine, Galliambic trochaic, Is never archaic, Pick it up here While there's time. CHORUS Pick it up here While there's time, Galliambic trochaic in rhyme, But there is the bell, TO exit is Well, Before We have shoved this sweet line FINALE If Latin is dead, As Often is said, Sicks CVD is the cause NOW We will pause TO shed every tear Gver the hier, Farewell every One, Forgive every pun. II2