Wells College - Cardinal Yearbook (Aurora, NY)

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Place: Registrars Office. Time: 4.30 P. M. Registrar is perkily humming 'fTake me back to old Virginia as she prepares for a walk. Secretary is pasting the Auburn Daily in scrap book. Sound of thunder and lightning outside. Registrar gives up idea of walk as Dr. Pr-st-n enters. Dr. Pr-st-n. Here is a full page picture of me from the New York Times. I don't understand how they got it. I am a modest man. Pardon me, I must get rid of those two reporters who just came up by automobile from New York, especially to see me. CDraws on gloves, lightning ceases. Opens door, thunder grows distantj Dr. R-v-ly: just in the nick of time. My hands are full of food for the little brood Caddressing registrar chirpilyj. No one seems to be up for the bird course, but I am going to conduct it just the same. -lm-m-tt-r Cwho has just bostoned injz As an aid to certain' phases of my work, notably the study of aerial perspective, I should like to join you in those early morning walks. CEXeunt arm in arm to Morgan I-Iall.j Dr. C-r-b-n Csliding through doorj: Beautiful after- noon, ladies. I am sometimes detained by my class in appreciation after the second bell. I wish to know that if I should-in other words, the object of my visit is, if I should think to myself Go to now, I shall have my class write a-Ah, I see that night's street lamps are turned on and jocund end day is falling tiptoe from the misty mountain top. But one word more- Dr. M-rt-n Ca moral Roman citizen entersb: I've been casting about for a partner for the faculty dance, and I wish to tender- Secretary. Ch, lovely, lovely. 105

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hopeful that we hit upon our soft drink scheme. We cooled our ginger ale, pop, and root beer on ice at the corridor drinking fountain Chow artless it now seemsj while we canvassed for orders. On our return we were surprised and not a little hurt, for our entire stock was gone, completely gone. Perhaps I exaggerate. The bottles remained, eloquent in their silence. From them, we con- cluded that some one must have drunk the gingerale, pop and root beer while we were canvassing for orders. Almost at a loss, after paying our wholesale dealer, we sent this note of warning well knowing the countless girlish readers this book will reach. Now, dear friends, don't allow your trusting youth to be lured into a snare that would so cripple you Financially, DoRorHY BADGER. fi at , xx . ' x W! i M l F 1 sr l A ff 7 A if III' f 'l 'llII If , I, K Us f r ff' V Eacorr. Bait, l: rfasl'z111cnJ-Lfcrvj fm Beam BGA!-,SZHIOTVZGT 104

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CRegistrar is about to accept when Dr. Z-hr-ng and Dr. Rh-d-s enter chatteringj Dr. Rh-d-sr Statistics show that 8392, of the new dances since IQIO are socially demoralizing. Dr. Z-hr-ng: I don't do the Gaby Glide myself, but you must admit that the grape vine was most popular in the synagogue. CProf. P-gh trips in.D Prof. P-gh: Oh, what is this new step? CDrs. Rh-d-s, Z-hr-ng, C-rb-n, P-gh grape vine out. Dr. M-rt-n takes up the step and pushes it along down the corridorj Dr. W-lm Cstumbling in over red tape which lies unwound in ofhcejz The way to live is to live gracefully. Dr. L-w- Qpassing open doorj: But you must have a strong constitution. Now here is the point. Miss S-nb-rn 'Capproaches open door, sees two gentle- men in distance, blushes. Registrar waiting for an oppor- tunity to exit goes out to herb: I discovered a long line of spatters this morning in the library and-CRegistrar's humming drowns out words, so Miss S-nb-rn resorts to printed signsj Dr. W-lm: I must go and help Prof. H-ckm-n raise the standard. Secretary looks around, sees ofhce empty, catches key which Miss V-n D-hl-n pitches and locks door. 106