Wells College - Cardinal Yearbook (Aurora, NY)

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Ggm ' A freshman heard h1m spoken of In varlous tones of hate and love And wondered lf she e er would know' Th1S man Who illed the glrls mlnds so She heard ' an old g1rl one tune sa I have a date wlth J 1m today But I would rather Wallnng go Than stay shut up 1n college so That freshman heard 1n Wonder great And thought how mee must be the state, When callers came to be so many That one would W1Sh to dlsmlss anv So James J1mm1e or rather J 1m Perhaps the last We'd best call hun Was now the hero of Whom she dreamed And soon an old acqualntance seemed At last she put away all fear And asked a J un1or fnend most dear W1ll you most llmdly tell to me If Mr J1m I e er wlll seeo He must have an acqualntance W1de Here 1n th1s town by the lake Slde That she knows J 1m lndeed qulte Well Her frlend burst out IH laughter w1ld Whlch termied the f1eshman m1ld Who trembled lest she had made a break Whlch 1D 'lhe Cardlnal a place would take Then sald the Junlor vvrth many a smlle O you W1ll learn 1D a llttle Whlle For every freshman 1S made to know That she to hun must often go But let me just suggest my dear It IS a very old custom here That new glrls show respect to all E en when 1n the Gymnaslum hall bo perhaps lt would be just as well If you your f1 lends would klndly tell That Mr N3S1Um you must call h1m And ne1ther J1mrn1e or James or Gfym 153 EAT01 Sl 9 ' 1 . . , . K ' 95 ' SI ' ' l 9 ' 75 9 . . 's U s : . . g U . v. ' 7 ' 77 Gi ' ' . . U - . , For many an old glrl I've heard tell , -as w GK 17 . . , . . . . . Q U . , . . . 9 I 'I ' I7 G6 ' ' 7 I 9 ' ' ' ' 53 H , . . a u , u ' n 1 ,, 7 ' 7 I

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I Mediaeval I-listorg. 'Tis four in the morning when first I hear The alarm clock's summons ring in my ear. I grab my book, for I adore To study Charlemagne once more, That man who Was both good and great, Who ruled the church and ruled the state, . Who practised little but preached much more, Made facts for history by the score, With Pippins Long and Pippins Short, And Carolingians by the quart, This certainly will drive me mad, Though history now is quite the fad. Hll on Hn Flpril Morning. A Little Girl sat by the Lake one day And her thoughts were several miles away, For she held in her hands a short letter which said- Can't come to the Prom. Julia.-Yours sadly, Fred, All on an April morning. She pondered and pondered, and pondered again While racking her brains for available men, it if' For Joe's too far OE, and I don't Want Eugene, And brothers are stupid if W I just think Fred's mean! All on an April morning. Had this happened in days of Academy fame, Her hopes and ambitions would not have been vain She'd simply have asked an instructor or tvvo -- As it was, just what could the poor girl do, All on an April morning. Of course you all know that she asked in the end Some one more obliging masculine friend, Although he was not the first choice of her heart.- Moral: Send more than one invite out at the start.- All on an April morning. ANNA WEBB LYON 152

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Corpundrums Class of 1901 MI S AUGUSTINE Q Why does Loule Wear So many HOWBISZ A Some one 1S Stlong ly attached to her MISS BUNIIDICT Q What kmd of ish does Ahce hke 2 A Sfkjmpe MISS BOWEN Q What 1S her favoute book? A The C1 Icket on the Hearth MISS DILLON Q How does Chaulotte Iecelve fl0W6l.B2 A She 1S hlghly Edl lied MISS HARDEE Q What Umted btates genelal does Ella study most fre quentlyi A Gnant MISS MORRISON Q How does Ethel p1efe1 he1 food 3 A Dun Well MISS PIUTTI Q What Song does Mmna Iender most feehnofl V Af 61 the Qbasket Bftllj' MISS ROXVLEY Q lVhat trade does Lena w1Sh to iollow 9 A ihat of Baker MISS SAUNDERS Q What War Song does She Iemmd us of 9 A UTI amp +18tl'l1p tlamp the boys are n1a1ch1n0' MISS TINSLEY Q Why 1S Emma S voxce So much acl1nII'ed 2 A It Carnes so fal MISS TRUESDALE Q Why does Emlly take so much h1Sto1y 2 A She 1S fond of Watson 154 -- 0 SL '- i 4 . ' A . 1 v' . ' W . 1 . ' 1,3 yz A. cc t . . D C . . I-i . a P I . a . , .. , . l . ' av n ll O. . , . . ' an