Webster Township High School - Web Yearbook (Scotch Ridge, OH)

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,,,,.,, .,,, ..... ..,., .....................-..,. .. Our next stop is the city of Marcopia. Quito by chance we meet Burnice Shiffert, another of our classmates. We learn that Burnico is the private secretary to the chief executive of the Zoomswoom Products Incorporated Manufacturers of automatic bed- makers and other handy household helps. Blushing, Burnice tells us that she is engaged to the boss and that they are to be mar- ried in a few weeks. Incidentally they are making a tour of the Earth on their honeymoon. Attracted by a large sign which reads, nSweepsweep Beauty Salon, proprietor, Mary Ellen Johnston,u we immediately enter and are greeted by Mary Ellen herself. She is the creator of the new 'Whirlawayn hair dress and the most popular beautician in town. We are told that Mary Swartz is the owner of a fashionable dress shop across the avenue. The latest fad in dressmaking is copper and aluminum cloth and Miss Swartz is a very successful designer in these materials. Of course, Mary hasn't forgotten how to giggle! Also in Marcopia, Donnan Jimison, a high pressure sales- man, is using his abilities to sell uAlarm Clock Pillsu to the public. These pills whiekmwere Donnan's own idea are absolutely guaranteed to wake up the person at anytime he wishes. Our last visit in Mars takes us out into the country to the nPersoon Poultry Farm.H The owners of this farm are Harvey Rothenbuhler and Howard Seifert. They have developed a hybrid hen which will lay as many as thirteen eggs a day. And new our journey in Mars is ended, and we have seen all of our classmates except Winifred Bushman and Ellen Canfield. They had sense enough to stay back on Earth where they belongedf And so we hop aboard the strateliner at 19:35 Ears Specific Time, and at exactly 12:55 and one-half we are on the Earth. Here we find Ellen Canfield who is professor of English at Bowling Green State University. Winifrod Bushman is an eminent biologist and is also residing in Bowling Green which new has a population of Eight Million. Winifred Bushman Ellen Canfield ...W .... Q' ....... riff . f.Ifff'7 v ..ffffQ'ffQfQQQQlfQf'ffQ1f.f1Q........

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if . Q. As we leave the amphitheater we meet Jean Canfield. She tells us that she has taken up interior decorating. Jean tells us that her latest achievement is remodeling ef the Phizopolitan Opera House and invites us to come and see her work. We enter a gorgeously decorated building and are just in time to hear the opera, nTannhausser.n The leading role is being played byGeorge Witte, the foremost star of the operatic world. Strolling along the luxurious boulevard, our attention is turned to a display window of a furniture store. While we are admiring the ultrawmedern designs of the furniture, we almost missed seeing the feature attraction of the window, It is Rudolph Gallo, who is asleep on the latest type of divan. At your old tricks again, eh Rudy. And new we journey to Planazoom, another mazer city of Mars Here we find Lowell Hasel, who has recently made himself famous by designing a new stratoliner. We are just in time to witness the outstanding wedding of the year. The dashing, debonair Mr. Hasel is being wed to--guess who!! Right the first time. The blushing bride is Betty Pope. She will new resign her position as superintendent of a children's hospital to take up the duties of housekeeping. The next Websterlte that we hear about is Norman Jimison. He is a baseball pitcher with the Planazoom Zippers, the most promising club of the year. Norm has developed a spiral curve that has even the best of them puzzled. He is the highest paid pitcher in baseball. Also we find that Harold Shaffer has made a name for him- self in the sports world. Recently he smashed all records in the 220 yard dash. He has also smashed records for breaking hearts of beautiful girls. It is rumored that he is soon to ' marry Miss Mars of 1955. Good work, Shaff. Out into the country we go next and over the hills andplains where the dinasours and woodchucks live. Here we find Charles Wallace who makes a living by fur farming. He is a prosperous farmer and a well-liked neighbor. Charles tells us that Irvine McCann is a preacher in e nearby country church. He is a scholar of much learning and a patron of the finer arts. Irvine wrote the book nEarth Versus Maretwhich won him inter-planet fame. ..,'..., .Lg ' 9 'I MW 'A

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.......-....m ,,,,,,,.,,t , ,H ,,, .........i. ....---...,. Y--... -:Q - 11 . -,, --1: , - ,.- .......-........ - if .. -1 , fl - -4- - ,.,..-,,,T, ..., ,.. -.......-.............-. cLAss -15-Q35 The time has come when we must part, When we must into footsteps newg And sorrow touches every heart, Because we leave all the things we knew. Twelve years we've worked to reach this goal, Sometimes with happiness, sometimes with tears But always with courageous toil Our high aims cast away our fears. We've loved our school more every yearg And though o'er the world we'll scatter wide, We'll ever cherish its name so dear, The name of nwebstern we'll never hide. So into the world of turmoil and strife We step with hearts, courageous and bold For we know that in our path of life The knowledge gained here will aid us ten-fold Burnice Shiffert Mary Swartz