Webster Township High School - Web Yearbook (Scotch Ridge, OH)

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---U '-'-- '----0----'---ny-0 .-L..-- .-...............,. ............... ..... ,......,......... .... ...,............. ........ CLASS PROPHECY TIME: In the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and fifty-five. PLACE! Th6 planet of Mars. Many things have happened since the Senior Class of Webster School was graduated, back in 1941. The planet Mars is new the center of civilization and that is the place in which we find all our former classmates. Mars can be reached in a few seconds time by the new mode of travel, the stratoliner. Let us hop into our '55Xmodel and, leaving the earth behind in a cloud of dust, be whisked away to see what has become of our schoolday pals.' Upon our arrival we are met by Helen Aspacher that even Mars hasn't changed Helen's determination old maid. She is the founder and superintendent of ution for unmarried women. 'This institution is a fort for those who were less fortunate in the sea We knew you could do it, Helen. We find to be an an insti- great cqm- of natrimony. In Phiz-o-poppia, the largest city of Mars, we are directed to Ham's Super Dining Room, owned and operated by This is a popular restaurant and especially so at time because Homer has just orginated the idea of Vitamin X, which is slenderizing, on Hamburgers. is Ethyle Millaire who has just received an award most outstanding character in television. She is Homer Meder. the present sprinkling Look, there for being the dining with her publicity manager, Robert Sanders. He has the reputation of being a very ambitious business man. Just across the Phiz River we find Phiz-o-mommia, the twin city of Phiz-o-poppia. Here in a large amphitheater, Rose Scsavnicki, the Maritan ballot dancer, is giving alpcrformance. She has distinguished herself in this field and we see that even the president of Mars himself is attending her perform, ance. Es we come nearer we are astounded. The president is none other than Bob Oberdick. We are surprised to learn that Bob has arisen from a soap-box orator, supporting a Republican mnmidatga to the highest office in the political world. -as . 19,41

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Article Article Article Article Article Article Article Article Article Article Article Article XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII XIX XX XXI XXII XXIII XXIV XXV Robert Oberdick leaves his ability to make speeches on the slighest provocation and about nothing to Harold Seifert, Betty Pope bequeaths her beauty opcrator's wave to her ucousin-to-ben Grace Hebler. Harvey Rothenbuhler wills his ability to give speeches on our nice cheerleaders to Harold Layman. To Dale Brueggemeier, Robert Sanders wills his ability in not giving history reports. CDon't take it too seriously, Dalai Howard Seifert wills his bashfulness in typing class Ksince he is the only rose along with four thornsl to John Newman. Harold Shaffer bequeaths his ability to npull inn the girls to Henry Scsavnicki. Burnice Shiffert wills her ability to collect souvenirs from the boys to Shirley Beeker. Mary Swartz leaves her musical laugh to Ruth Morelock. Rose Scsavnicki bequeaths to Florence Swartz her ability to nickname boys uSonnyn. Charles Wallace wills his happy-go-lucky ways to all the little boys in the Junior Class. George Witte leaves his Johnny Weissmuiller physique to Donald Kuhhnan. To Mr. Roller the Senior Class leaves all paper wads, gum, and carvings on desks as a remember- ance. In Witness Whereof, we hereunto subscribe our names this six- teenth daycHT May, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and forty one. Ethel Miller Mary Ellen Johnston Q' 4 ., tt,. M .t... ....

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if . Q. As we leave the amphitheater we meet Jean Canfield. She tells us that she has taken up interior decorating. Jean tells us that her latest achievement is remodeling ef the Phizopolitan Opera House and invites us to come and see her work. We enter a gorgeously decorated building and are just in time to hear the opera, nTannhausser.n The leading role is being played byGeorge Witte, the foremost star of the operatic world. Strolling along the luxurious boulevard, our attention is turned to a display window of a furniture store. While we are admiring the ultrawmedern designs of the furniture, we almost missed seeing the feature attraction of the window, It is Rudolph Gallo, who is asleep on the latest type of divan. At your old tricks again, eh Rudy. And new we journey to Planazoom, another mazer city of Mars Here we find Lowell Hasel, who has recently made himself famous by designing a new stratoliner. We are just in time to witness the outstanding wedding of the year. The dashing, debonair Mr. Hasel is being wed to--guess who!! Right the first time. The blushing bride is Betty Pope. She will new resign her position as superintendent of a children's hospital to take up the duties of housekeeping. The next Websterlte that we hear about is Norman Jimison. He is a baseball pitcher with the Planazoom Zippers, the most promising club of the year. Norm has developed a spiral curve that has even the best of them puzzled. He is the highest paid pitcher in baseball. Also we find that Harold Shaffer has made a name for him- self in the sports world. Recently he smashed all records in the 220 yard dash. He has also smashed records for breaking hearts of beautiful girls. It is rumored that he is soon to ' marry Miss Mars of 1955. Good work, Shaff. Out into the country we go next and over the hills andplains where the dinasours and woodchucks live. Here we find Charles Wallace who makes a living by fur farming. He is a prosperous farmer and a well-liked neighbor. Charles tells us that Irvine McCann is a preacher in e nearby country church. He is a scholar of much learning and a patron of the finer arts. Irvine wrote the book nEarth Versus Maretwhich won him inter-planet fame. ..,'..., .Lg ' 9 'I MW 'A