Weber State University - Acorn Yearbook (Ogden, UT)

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£fjc Alcorn of tfje flKHeber Intake Scabemp €bents! in W . £ . . Hitt April 10. Bro. Porter’s menu: Cream chocolate soup. Chocolate wafers. Chocolates on half shells. Sweet potatoes with chocolate brown sauce. Chocolate salad. Chocolate------Oh! Fudge. Miss Eva Farr has worn the same dress for two days. Physics’ student: Throw physics to the dogs. I’ll none of it. •il 18. Bro. Lind wakes Harold Johnson with ever so gentle a tap on the head with the window-pole. Mae Scowcroft at school all day, Bro. Lind, after diligent searching, found quick silver in his vest pocket, Clarence becomes suddenly (?) conceited. April 28. Bro. Porter changed the part in his hair. May 1. Harold is even wearing checkers on his trousers. May 3. The Fatal Decree: And it came to pass that in the last days of the school year. Principal McKay arose and addressed the Faculty as follows: Verily, verily. I say unto you that I have made a decree that all teachers who are unmarried and who de- sire to remain in this institution during the coming year must necessarily be- come united by the bonds of matrimony. He that availeth himself of this opportunity shall be re-employed; but he that is slothful and weak at heart and who abideth not by this decree shall in that day be cast out amid wailing, weeping and gnashing of teeth. Same day. Bro. Lind is feeling nervous and troubled, May 5. The Acorn Staff receive the following petition: To the Acorn Staff of the Weber Stake Academy: I hereby petition this most honored body to keep as mum as possible about the little matrimonial affair that is going to take place in June. Hoping you will realize my embarrassing position in this matter and will deal as mercifully to me as you would be dealt with, I remain. Your very faithful teacher. Jennette McKay. Messed are the merciful for they shall receive mercy.

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dje gcorn of tfje meber takc gcabemp with a grip of a body larger than his. I had to take hold of his neck with my other hand and pull until some of the flesh on my finger was torn off before he would let go. I took him indoors and put him in an old bird cage. For a while, he fluttered and beat himself upon the sides so violently that I thought he would do himself injury. He soon settled down but still flew wildly around inside the cage. Meanwhile his mate had set up a doleful chirping in a tree not far from the barn. This she continued the remainder of the day and all of the next. I really felt sorry for her and felt as though I should like to let Mr. Sparrow go free before ac- complishing my object. On the second day after I caught the sparrow I saw that another one had taken his place. Mrs. Sparrow had mated with another. I felt indignant at this for I thought that she might have waited at least a week. On the third day, and while the newly mated sparrows were busily putting the finishing touches to the nest in the barn, I took Mr. Sparrow out in the cage and hung it on a nail in the side of the house, where he could see the nest that he had helped to build. He immediately tried his best to free himself from the cage. He couldn’t bear to see the other bird taking his place. I tied a red string around his leg and let him out of the cage. He flew, as near as I could tell, to some trees about half a block away. He soon came back, and, with his mind on noth- ing but his mate and future home, flew straight to his nest. There he met his rival. With feathers that made him look nearly as large as a robin, and with all his strength, backed by the fury of hate, he pounced upon his enemy and drove him from the neighborhood. What would he now do to his unfaithful mate? I expected to see him drive her away also, but instead he forgave her and set about again to woo her. If a bird, a mere bird, can forgive such an offense, then ought not we, blessed with greater intelligence forgive little offenses and even the greater offenses of our fellow man? —Lawrence Green well. 22]

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)t Scorn of tfje (KEIcbcr £ tafee Scabcmp Published by THE STUDENTS OF THE WEBER STAKE ACADEMY Subscription Price...................................50 cents per yea Souvenir...................................................... 50 cent Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief..................................M. Josephine West, ’0 Literary Editors..........Belva Woodmansee, ’07; Rosella Ferrin, 0 Miscellaneous................................Florence Woolley, ’0 Locals..........................................Lettie Taylor, 0’ Exchange Editors . . . . M. Elinor Bingham, ’07; Clarence Wright, ’0 Cartoonist............................................Victor H. Sears, T Music........................................Glenna Wotherspoon, ’0 Athletics ......................Arthur Budge, ’07; Pearl Cragun, ’0 Alumni........................................Edna M. Clegg, ’9 Business Staff Business Mgr.......................................Raymond Becraft, ’0 First Asst......................................Wm. F. Driver, ’0 Second Asst.....................................Heber Woolley, '0 Subscription ................................George C. Ensign, ’0 Circulation..................................Harold Johnson, ’0 Editorial tEfje iSmbbatlj Bap The Sabbath day, as all Christians believe, is a day hallowe- and set apart by God as His day—a day wherein we should res from all our labors and worship Him. All Christian churchc believe in this; but the faith to which we belong, the Church c Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, emphatically teaches that n amusements should be indulged in on this most sacred day We believe that on this day we should attend church where w are taught God’s laws; and while at home, spend our time read ing good books and in meditation. Students, how many of us spend our Sundays in this way Plow many of us practice the doctrine set down for us by ou own church? Many do, I know, but some of us are apt to b thoughtless and do things that are not right. In the summe months, especially, when the weather is delightful and natur 24]