Weatherwax High School - Quinault Yearbook (Aberdeen, WA)

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12 QUIN AULT son and Avis Marvin have become rival radio announcers over Station SOAP. Helen Fredenburg, Grace Hamilton, Lorraine Giffin, Don Hall, Wilbur Cyrus, and Bob LeRoy felt the call of the Wild and started on a perilous journey to introduce the up-to-date dish of apple cause to the inhabitants of the Fiji Islands. It is sed that Karl Karshner and Bud Davenport made a small fortune by selling the copyright of their photographs to replace the picture of the Smith Brothers on cough drop boxes. Hilma Johnson, Dorothy Noll, and Betty Hentley, leading phycho-analyticianists, have discovered the reason why. Alan Crammatte, editor of the Ocosta Gazette, dydde feature this month a humor column written by the well known satirists, George Savage and Ed Evanson. Alberta Allen, Helen Studebaker, Fern Ross, Helen Wylie, Gweneth Chamberlain, Lucille Shoun, Carolyn Hopkins, Lila Jean Robinson, and Myrtle Gustafson, are all enthusiastic examples of the ability of any woman to have both an marriage and an carreer.............” At this point, even tho ye scroll was only half finished, the boatswain coughed surreptitiously. As he was about to continue, a shrill whistle resounded throughout the pirate vessel. “Stir your stumps, ye lazy rat,” wheezed the bedridden commander. “Doncha know that’s a Fire Drill?” And groaning with agony, Captain Neil Ulysses Cams III of the pirate ship Mary Anne turned to his nurse and mumbled innarticulately, “Quick! I’ve had a relapse!” Ye Class Will By cA4ay G. Hall and Warren CAustin W’E, the class of 1928, the most brilliant, versatile, oratorical, literary, athletic, dramatical and peppiest class ever to grace the annals of Weath-erwax history, finding the weather favorable; being in sound body and mind; having complete control of our senses and realizing that we must bequeathe something of value to the needy; do hereby make and publish out last testament, to-wit: To the Juniors we leave the school, knowing that it is now on its way to the dogs. To the Sophs we leave them — flat! To Mr. Balkema we leave some new alibis to be used when refusing the next Senior class various and sundry favors. To Mrs. West we leave peace and quietness. I, Mildred Abrams, leave my stronghold at the Hi School store to Ruth Temple. We, Ruth and Merle Atkinson, leave our brotherly and sisterly love to Betty and Bill Desmond. I, Howard Anderson, leave Dewdrop Cheek to anyone wishing to care for her. I, Willabell Atkins, leave my great understanding of chemistry to any future victim of the art. I, Helen Studebaker, leave to join Alexander the Great. I, Sophie Trask, leave my ability to get along with Mr. Baker to Ursula Ovitt.

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QUIN AULT 11 Kelly sed that Warren Austin had accumulated a vast fortune by operating a tourist camp and soda fountain in ye middle of yon Sahara Desert, buzy DeVore, Jean Stewart, Ellen Mahonen, Laura Lehtinen and Ruth Patterson dydde have their names in Broadway’s bright lights as ye famous Apple Blossom Chorus Girls. “Why Ice Wagons Are Not Needed in the North Pole” was ye title of a verrie popular book by Dwight Morris, illustrated by Louise Helbig and Ellen Nordman. Erma Brower and Bill Waara dydde go into the truck business together immediately after ye senior play. An private school for ye select young ladies specializing in the development of charm is beying conducted by Pat Jacobson. A verrie remarkable faculty instructs the wenches; Melvin Klufton teaches Ye Art of Conversation; Ed Hawkins is ye basketball coach; Oran Turner teaches archery, fencing and horseback riding; Robert Lee teaches ye wenches how to talk by use of the eyes; and Harold Lightfoot is director of aesthetic dancing. Myrtle Portier dydde just return from Paris where she completed an course in beauty culture. She is now an licensed lady-barber. Merle Atkinson and Leonard Nccula. gained fabulous wealth by running a matrimonial agency at Moclips. Some of the well known matches they made were between Lillian Greer and Russell Eddy, Kate Scure and Harry Osgood, Merle Nielsen and Roderick McKean, and Bessie Parks and Harold Pearson. Dr. Robert Irish, M. D., has helped many poor victims by his latest book “Adenoids: What To Do For Them and How.” Bernard Kaufman has undertaken the mammoth task of constructing a concrete bridge over the Amazon. After seriously considering the matter for seven years, Archie Murray and Dorothy Dutton took the vital step and eloped. Geraldine Champ has charge of the juvenile department of the Congressional Library and holds a story hour every Saturday morning. By following the instructions in the Hall-DeRosia book on “How to Be Popular in Twelve Lessons,” Hank Murphy, Madeline Butz, Mildred Abrams. Margaret Sou'e and Arvo Williams are sed to have gained overnight fame with their brilliant wits and pleasing personalities. Ethel Sargent, Beth Schaaf, Bernardine Wiseman and Margaret Preble, having become disillusioned with it all, decided to live a life without men and turned to the comforting occupation of farming. These Wimmen, after much experimentation, succeeded in persuading banana trees to bloom on the former sand dunes of Westport and have now made this section seem almost like a tropical paradise. Taynton Thayer is now a recording artist of popular songs for the Romeo Record Co. Devouring 37 pies in rapid succession, Aino Laukkanen won the international pie-eating contest at the Olympic Games by making a non-stop record. Verrie proud is ye classe of the Misses Ruth Atkinson, Dolores Thoke, Dorothy Lee, and Catherine Byard. These wenches dydde form a corporation and dydde enter into an new industry, the making of banana shortcakes in Pago Pago, Samoa. Thousands of tourists come annually to visit the huge plant where the manufacturing takes place. The slogan of the concern is “We Want Samoa.” Florence Glaser, Ethel Walls, Irwin Galbraith and Clinton Hol-linger have started a nation-wide movement for bigger and better chemistry books for high school students. Howard Anderson is still trying to find out if composition of a Dewdrop is two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen. Juanita Slaughter has won fame throughout the country by her dramatic readings. Following their oratorical inclinations, Wayne John-

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QUIN AULT 13 I, Aibin Wagar, leave one tiny swimming suit to Kathryn Appleyard. I, Pauline Wilmoth, leave my correspondence course on how to study on the street car to Dick Nichols. I. Helen Wylie, leave a perfect articulation to Tubby Tuttle. I, Edith Eberline, do not leave as I intend to succeed Marion. I, Melvin Fosjack, leave one seat in the Wishkah bus to George McKay. We, Lorraine Giffin and Ila Evans, leave all the demerits we did net use to Olga Knoph and Esther Lund. I, Hank Murphy, leave because I fear that if my sweater had many more stripes I would be mistaken for a convict. I, Dorothy Noll, leave a brilliant flapper’s career to Gertrude Johnson. I, Sam Norin, leave my record of having killed no one while adjusting scenery to Tommy Edwards. I, Ellen Nordman, leave my paint brush to Opal Austin — and how! I, Clifford Smith, leave with a hop, skip and a jump. I, Jean Stewart, leave my Greta Garbo hairdress to Mildred Price. I, Ruth Strom, leave my dancing ability to my sis. I, Kate Scure, leave the school, not for long, however, as Eddie Dolan and I have formed a partnership and plan on taking over the auditorium. I, Aile Leaf, leave my ability to be mistaken for girl’s basketball captain to Shirley Dean. We, Dorthy and General Robert E. Lee, leave, as we think we have been here long enough. I, Bernie Wiseman, as I do not care to leave Jack to any Junior girl, will take him with me. I, William Waara, leave the Student Body to Aune Waino Olga Lauri Aile Toivo Laukanen as I do not think the Student Body should be under foreign control. I, Taynton Thayer, leave my Don Juaniness to Bronko Boskovich. The Woods, having confused me, I, Bus Le Roy, leave this wild territory to Bill Fultz. I, Cecilia Talevich, leave my position as chief sales girl to Madge Car-bery. I, C’ara Knoph, if I leave at all, will have nothing left to leave. I, Harry Osgood, leave, singing merrily. I, Geneva Russell, leave for the city of my own name, having formed a plan for world peace. I, Gudrun Krogh, leave to join a zoo. I, Irene Letho, leave myself, if I may. I, Malcolm Manwell, leave a head of curly blonde hair to Ade Jaskar. We, Lucille Shoun and Margaret Soule, leave nothing in particular; but everything in general. I, Louise Swanson, leave for the Sahara Desert where I will come into my rightful kingdom, as SHEIK. I, Sally Haapanen, leave a round-trip ticket to South Aberdeen to be used by Richard Baikema when on a slumming party. I, Joe Reynolds, leave for Cosmopolis where I will take up my father’s work as Missionary to the heathens. I, Esther Lundberg, leave to anyone my — regrets. I, Ellen Mahonen, leave a Leave to be left by the left leaver when on a leave. I, Neil Cams, having just completed my masterpiece, entitled “How