Weatherwax High School - Quinault Yearbook (Aberdeen, WA)

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Q U I N I A U L T A.—“What became of Julius Tobey?” E.—“Julius married Elva and they moved back to Elma. lie is easily the big man of the town weighing close on to four hundred pounds. I saw him on my last visit to tin Harbor. Lono is running a peanut and popcorn stand but is contemplating a move because his brother’s kids eat up all the profits of the business. Julius is giving dancing lessons. Speaking of dancing, you remember Sidney Ilyatt and Carrie Carman ?” E.—“I saw them last winter when I was in St. Louis. They were appearing in the “Imperial Siamese Ballet” and were making quite a hit. They studied for some years in Peking under the famous Hop Sing Chow.” A.—“What became of Elwood Hogan?” E.—'“ Elwood went in for motion pictures and at present is playing opposite Mary Donovan in the ‘Mercies of Mary’ or the ‘Romance of a Red Cross nurse.’ The pictures are quite the rage, I believe, and they are said to make enough money to permit them to have spuds and meat at the same meal.” A.—“Where is ‘Bill’ Axlandf” E.—“I saw him a couple of years ago last fall at the Pike County Fair Rubeville, Missouri. He was selling ‘Life Elixir’ at one dollar a bottle and they were going like hot cakes. That evening when I went out to the town pump to help him mix up a supply of ‘Elixir’ for the next day’s trade lie told me about some of the rest of the class. He said that he had seen Dora Jones. Loretta Wells, Mary Tornquist and Ellen Anderson in Argentine the year before. They were traveling with the Bangrang Brothers Circus as the ‘Four Flying Fishers.’ Their stunt was the aerial stuff and a good one. William Anderson was with the same show as ballyho and Sarah Ivana was private secretary to the boss himself. Bill also saw Maude Cosgrove, Irene Green, Alberta Prentiss and Julia Benson while he was knocking around in South America. It seems that they went down there to some little ham sandwich republic and started a revolution. They won out and the United States has recently recognized the Republic of Greprebeco with Julia Benson as its first president.” A.—“By the way, Ek, what be.....” Click! Clack! Bang! “Some- one certainly must want to butt in on our conversation.” E.—“1 hope they are enjoying themselves.” A.—“As I was going to say, what became of Winifred Paine and Dorothy Boutyette? They graduated in the mid-year class, you remember.” A.—“Sure. 1 remember them. They married a couple of brothers who were going into the interior of China to preach Socialism. T haven’t heard of them for four or five years. By the way. Art. you remember ‘Dinah’ Achey, don’t you? I heard the other day that he had gone to Africa and was gaining quite a ‘rep’ among the pygmies as a heavyweight prize-fighter. ” —29—

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Q IJ I N I A U L T lift job. lie lias become invaluable in the signal service because lie saves the bother of erecting an aerial. Sarah and Russel were married, of course.” A.—“Where are they now?” E.—“Sarah has gone on the stage and made a hit on Broadway. She’s a peach of an actress and is advertised as the Divine Sarah II. I saw her last winter starring in ‘Quality, Not Quantity!’ Russel is her business manager and directs tin productions in which she appears.” A.—“And what’s become of Marian?” E.—“Oh, she’s writing fiction. I met her a couple of months ago in Tombstone, Arizona. She had just had her latest story accepted by the “Friday Morning Stake” and was nearly tickled to death about it. The story was ‘The Mystery of the Missing Link,’ or ‘Who Stole the Sausage?' They say she has Edgar A. backed off the dock at that kind of stuff. Next?” A.—“Jeanette Hogan?” E.—“She went East and studied under Herr Brush and later went to Europe. I saw her in Chicago last spring. She was traveling as accompanist to Josephine McNamee who has become famous as a concert singer. It seems they both went to France and married Frenchmen of artistic ability. They were, in fact, so artistic that they exterminated themselves in a duel, so the merry widows decided to tour America. They are appearing as Madame Ilinote der Scuiek and .Mademoiselle Jeanne I)e Ivreticler. A.—“What became of Gertie Goehrend and Grace Johnson?” E.—“Gertie and Grace? Oh, they conduct a “Sanitarium for Overworked Husbands” near Palm Beach. I understand they make a success of it because ‘Dim’ and ‘Cecil’ do the cooking. A.—“To return to the superior minority; what became of Tom O’Hare and Hank Callison?” E.—“They pulled through the war all right but came down fast when they tried a flyer in Wall Street. Tom went into partnership with Francis Slover in the ‘Superior Soap Soapoolfying Syndicate.’ They’ve built a little town of their own at Slivslotohoma. Indiana. They have a race course built around it and spend their spare moments trying out the merits of their automobiles. Hank reverted to science and is occupied in solving questions of economic importance. At present he is trying to find out why man, the lord of creation, pays $12 per pound for potatoes while a potato-bug gets his for nothing.” A.—“What became of Ed Remmelmever?” E.—“Ed has been spending the last ten years trying to convert the Esquimaux to the Single Tax theory of government. I saw him in Seattle several months ago. By the, way, I ran across Bruce Ellis in Seattle. He is clerking in the perfume department of the Bon Marche and has become quite a dude in his manner of dress. He told me that Lorentz Mattila was in town for a few days. He had just come back from the Fiji Islands where he won the pocket-pool championship and a gold medal as big as. a cart-wheel.” —28

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Q U I N I A IT L T A.—“Speaking of Bert just puts me in mind of George Arnold. Where is he?” E.—“Oh, he’s a minister now. lie has quite a flock in Grenasgras-ville, Oregon. George is the same religious soul as he was as a boy. Art Mackey told me about him. Art is a confirmed bachelor, although he has plenty of jingle. I understand that he is nursing a shattered romance. It seems he wanted to marry that little girl In used to fuss over during the noon hour, but she wouldn’t have him.” A.—“Have you ever heard of ‘Quick’ Keil?” E.—“You bet I have. He is managing the ‘Green Sox’ nine. Last year his team walked away with the pennant in the Bushville County Tri-C'ity League. I saw him last summer when lie was up in Philadelphia scouting for some recruits. I saw Ralph Vammen there, too. He had charge of the pretty girl contest at the ‘Centennial.’ Ralph makes it a business now of managing such things as fairs and expositions. He was always strong for that class of stuff, you remember.” A.—“Sav, Ek, what became of -—” Bang! Thump! Thwack! E.—“Get off the line! What do you think this is. a public lecture?” A.—“As I was saying, what became of Lilian Milette? She used to help out on the ‘O. B.’ and ‘Quinault’ you know.” E.—“Lilian stuck to the newspaper business. At present she is editor of the ‘Feminine Fight,’ a paper devoted to the theme of ‘vir 'st nihil. They say she has proved her theory by properly training her hubby up to standard specifications. I tell you Art. this country has become ‘war’ for the married man. That’s why I still am a bachelor.” A.—“So it would seem. Well to continue, what became of Julius Berggren?” E.—He was killed in South America about two years ago. He was a movie taker and was trying to hang up in a tree by bis toes and take some snaps. He lost his footing and fell into the mouth of an alligator. Hard luck, I proclaim. Ilinman Harris was telling me about it. He was with him. Ilinman left about a year ago to take pictures with a North Pole expedition. They haven’t come back yet.” A.—“How about Margueritte Whelan, Margueritte Loomis, Mildred Gerhardt and Marie Robinson?” E.—“Oh, they’re all married off and living around near Aberdeen. I haven’t seen them since I was down that wav in ’33.” A.—“And Mildred Foelkner?” E.—“She is a policewoman in Tacoma. I have good reason to remember her. She pulled me about four years ago when T was preaching on a street corner without a license. That was in the days before I began my lecture tours. I spent my time then preaching Hinduism and the transmigration of souls.” • A.—“And how about Josie Moore?” E.—“Oh. she’s married to -—” Bang! A.—“Hang it! Central sure has her nerve.” —ARTHUR WILLIAMS, ’17. —30—