Weatherford College - Oak Leaf Yearbook (Weatherford, TX)

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, '-- JOKES '- You can often tell a Senior By the manner of his walk You can often tell a Senior By the bigness of his talk, But the gent you think a Senior In knowledge ranking high, Is often just a Freshman, Even as you and I. Mr. Gambrell: Write a short theme on baseball. John H: Rain-no game. Mr. Luechauer: Are any of the colors discernible to the touch? Mr. Lucas: Why, I have often felt blue. Annie Lee: John, have you seen thc new dance called the 'Automobile?' John: No, sort of a breakdown I sup- pose? As he walked with the baby He had to confess That marriage with him Was a howling success! Lorene: I think he has pretty lips, but I'd put mine up against his any dayf' Some people are born insane, women drive others that way, and some are editors of College Comics, Raymon H: Say, if the devil lost his tail, where would he get another one? Pete: I don't know, where? Raymon H: Why, at a drug store where they retail spirits, of course! Once upon a time there lived a man who nicknamed his wife Crystal for she was always on the watch! Could I sell you a nice, cheap trunk today? asked the dealer. And why should I want a trunk? asked Grant. Why to put your clothes in. And go naked? asked Grant. Not a bit of it! If you don't like our jokes, And their dryness makes you groan, Just drop around occasionally With a good one of your own. Custer: Why did you give up trying to grow a mustache? Roy: Didn't have time for it. Custer: Time for what? Roy: The time to answer all the foolish questions people asked about it. Rebecca: What do you think of my new dress? It's an importation. Alan: Oh, don't worry about it. No- body will ever know it. Barber: Your hair is getting quite gray. Mr. Ford: I'm not surprised-hurry up.n Elizabeth: A kiss? Certainly not. I never kissed a boy in my life. Wendell: You've nothing on me. I never did either. The spring is here, cried the monkey. as he took the back off his Ingersoll. Mr. Ford in History class: Pickens, what is the 'Age of Elizabeth?' Pick Cdreamilyjz She'll be fifteen next August. Bill Vivrett: Would you like to come to the play Thursday night? Bernardine: Sure thing. Bill: Well-would you buy your ticket from me? Jennibelle: Kay, did you know that Minnie Ray belongs to the Student's Volun teer Band? Kay: My soul, I didn't even know she could play. Mr. Hester was explaining to his trig class something about eaves. Now Nora, he said. don't you place the tub under the eaves when it rains? No Sir, she quickly replied, we al- ways put it under the leak. NORA: I just can't work math. - 1 .,,...i,-v-.--3-,,.,....-.-.-. ,.,.. .....-,.f,.,....,' 1, aff, - ..e.-zz -

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i 1 irs A DOGS use To learn Commencement songs. To possess an enthusiastic attitude in class just before noon. To try to tell a joke in the reading room. To cram for a history test and forget the Readings! To try to joke Mrs. Nichols in class. To keep from looking in the Girls' Room as you pass by. To get an education. To publish an annual. To try to become pensive and medita- tive in the Dean's classes. For Pick to be waked up in Trig class. For Jim to get a date with Jennibelle. STUDENT Mary Louise at Mrs. NiCh0l's. Bill, Perry and Robert on the tennis courts. Ethel, Ruth, Kittie May, Edna, Zadie- lee, and Marguerite in the Girls' Room. Elva and Lorene in the reading room any time after 4:30. Roy, same as above. Mr. Luechauer in his chemistry labora- tory. Angie, same as above. Minnie Ray and Rannie in the east end of the reading room. Beanie at the bank. O'Neal in the northwest triangle any time before 8 o'clock, King in the library discussing views of theology. Lula in the office talking to Allen over the telephone. Clifton in Annie's car. For the Freshmen to get to 8 o'c1ock history class. For the Dean to try to have flower beds and shrubs on the campus when patriotic citizens take pleasure in driving their cars over them and it. For Jennibelle to get to Land's studio in time to h-ave her picture in the group. HFO1' Mr. Gregory to have to keep study ha . For Mr. Hester to attempt to makes students out of his Freshmen college algebra class. For Mr. Gambrell to get up a commen- cement program. DIRECTORLI Jim landscape gardening. Martha Pickens up at the church. Barkley reading the latest S. E. P. Davenport, Jones, Keaton and Co. get- ting back history notes. Walter in Baker-Poston's notion de- partment on Saturday afternoons, Lucille Webb looking in the mirror. Lucille Blackstock reserving armfuls of books. Gene in the Girl's Room arguing the scriptures. Mr. Lucas in math review class. Al Crosthwaite always talking loud and bothering somebody. Mortis at Count Land's. Miss Johnston up above us on test days. Custer running madly off in all direct- ions. ELVA: I'm a cat's kitten.