Waynesboro High School - Skyline Yearbook (Waynesboro, VA)

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Senior Prophecy Susan Dinwiddie, who just couldn’t stand to leave her cats took them with her to the moon where she opened a Home for Antiquated Cats. Don Poulson, after his experience in getting places the hard way, is now taking parachute lessons. Sammy Guyer and Jimmy Gregory, space mail carriers, have just walked in my office with a bulletin from the moon. It says: Be sure to tune in to station GIRLS from the moon to hear the top-flight comedian who took hose-nose Hope’s place—the one and only loud-mouthed Jimmy Camp¬ bell. Gloria Brandt has been very successful in Hollywood since Jane Russell has retired. Lie Groos, now teaching at Heidelburg University, lectures daily on “Nightlife in America.” What’s that I see? A picture of Norma Lowen. Is she wanted by the F. B. I.? Nope, she’s selling Pepsodent with her smile. Mary Kitty Garber now has subscription from all 300 planets for her daily newspaper, The Transpacial Tribune. Her chief competitor is Doris Critzer who, as editor, has changed the name of the Daily Worker to the Weekly Loafer. The new dance craze, the Jupiter Jump, was originated by Hewlett Hurt and is being taught by Dolly Stover, who has her own dancing school. Bobby Ramsey has just invented a earless gear shift. Jimmy Handy is director of the largest brass band in Waynesboro. Ann Turner is quite a success in the musical world since she composed Saturn’s national anthem, “Stars, Bars, and Comets.” Sung by Bobby Honig, it is quite a hit. Faye Foxx and Bonnie Coffman have moved from White’s to open a store of their own on that lively planet, Pluto. They specialize in space suits and ear rings. Doris Craig, the famous scientist, discovered the cure for the dreaded disease, hymohistamine. Her main assistant was Pat Small. Kay Glovier now uses her mighty voice to cheer for Marjorie Hare’s kindergarten drop- the-handkerchief team. Barton Vanderherchen is head coach and big John Willis is the captain of the team. In the business world we find that Gary Wood still hasn’t graduated from Win Willis’s Winning, Women Killers, Weight Lifter Course. The most outstanding athlete of the universe has just been awarded the Mars Medal of Honor. The winner was Pat Schultz whose only competitor was Harold Quick. I have heard that H. H. Davis’s business was not successful. He tried to set up a blue cheese business on the moon, but, much to his surprise, the moon isn’t made of cheese. Catherine Swartz opened a Girls’ Space Cadet School. Main course: How to Catch a Cadet. The first two people enrolled in this course were Terry Oliver and Ann West. Jeter Beard, Bucky Crawford, Lyle Friel, and Francis Hewitt have just established a large pool hall on our neighboring planet, Pluto. They now have to spend more time with their “snookums” than their snooker. Velma Brydge is still writing the book “Good-Looking Men I Wish I Had Known.” Ralph Madison is now teaching the fundamentals of football to Marguerite Bateman who never could understand it. Wilson Pitchford is still slaying the girls as Hollywood’s toughest movie star. They say he’s making twice as much as Humphrey Bogart ever did. 4 25 V

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Senior Prophecy Bob Trimble has had so much experience in court that he has become Chief Justice in the Mars Supreme Court. His most frequent visitor is William Dodd, who never could control his spaceship. Nancy Fitzgerald and Charlene Kent have given up FBLA and are now members of the FBLM (Fascinating Business of Landing Men.) Janice Harris and Shirley Ross are still trying to find the right shade of hair. They are now trying Gaytha Baber’s miraculous formula for flaming red hair. Martha Terrell, the famous hair stylist, is trying to get Gaytha to disclose her secret. Vanessa Berry and Betty Daughtry are now competing for Craun’s typing speed record. Both girls have records of better than 300 words a minute. Because of time and other unpredictable things, the Dancing Dolls, headed by Judy Hyman and Natalie Runyan, are now the Grinning Grannies. Carl Alexander amd Buster Stover have just opened the first roller skating rink on the moon with the motto, “You fall, we haul.” Nancy Sandridge and Taze McDaniel have settled down and are raising an All-Universe football team with a couple of hockey players on the side. Shirley Campbell and Elizabeth Craig have formed a company which has for its purpose the betterment of chewing gum flavors. Bobby Cale is now on Broadway starring in the hilarious production, “Giggles and His Gang.” The construction of the dam in Death Valley is under the supervision of Carol Humphries, prominent lady engineer. Beverly Edwards and Dot Keenan are teaching shop at F. M. S. Shirley Sheets and Joyce Sullivan are married to two lucky guys and are busy raising little moonmen. Pat Carr, a F. B. I. Secret Service Agent, has charge of Yale and Harvard Universities. Fay Miller, who has taken Gorgeous George’s place, is due to have a match tomorrow night with Jungle Boy. I have heard a rumor that Jungle Boy is really Ronnie Yoder. Tommy Roberts, stratosphere explorer, sailed away in a balloon the other day and has not been seen since. It is popularly believed that Sammy Moyer and Richard Lowery were stowaways. Jane Freed and Patsy Yearout, who finally passed their space test and got their licenses, came out last in the safe flying contest sponsored by Bobby Wood. Poor Billy Day is still wandering around trying to find out what the OBE stands for. Shirley Gaw is still in Room 204 discussing history with Mr. Brondoli. Now playing at Lowery’s Lunar 5-D Drive-In is “Goldilocks” starring Frankie Wagner, who has literally let his hair down. One of Roy’s best customers is Billy Foltz. Bernie Ramey and Kenneth Layton, founders of the Hot Rod Club, have elected Carl Kerby president. Ann Swink has finally consented to visit Gene Hagwood, the famed psychiatrist, to see why she can’t settle on one man. “Bubbles” Morin worked as a secretary for LeFever Industries for two weeks. The third week the boss married her. Freddy Wright has opened up a sporting goods store. His main customer is Pat Tallent, head coach at W. H. S. ■4 24

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Mothers ' Darlings 1—Taze McDaniel. 2—Rosemary Howard. 3—William Dodd. 4—Tommy Roberts. 5—Carol Humphries. 6—Gary Wood. 7—Gaytha Baber. 8—Pat Schultz. 9—Nancy Sandridge. 10—Betty Daughtry. 11—Joyce Ellis. 12—Roy Lowery. 13—James Campbell. 14—Wilson Pitchford. 15—Bonnie Coffman. 16—Fay Miller. 17—Frank Wagner. 18—Susan Dinwiddie. 19—Doris Craig. 20—Marguerite Bateman. 21—Jimmy Gregory. 22—Ralph Madison. 23—• Charlene Kent. 24—Betty Morin. 25—Mary Agnes Wheatley. 26—Terry Oliver. 27—Gloria Brandt. 28—Marjorie Hare. 29—Kay Glovier. 30—Mary Kitty Garber. 31—Pat Tallent. 32—Catherine Swartz. 33—Kenneth Layton. 34—Nancy Fitzgerald. 35—Bobby Vines. 36—Ann West. 37—Norma Lowen. 38—Velma Brydge. 39—Jane Freed. 40—Hewlett Hurt. 41—Natalie Runyan. 42—Jean Shiflett. 43—Elwood Barger. 44—Pat Yearout. 45—Dolly Stover. 46—Bobby Ramsey. 47—Jimmy Handy. 48—Janice Harris. 49—Ann Swink. 50—Shirley Ross. 51-—Billy Day. 52—Ann Turner. 53—Don Poulson. 54—Don Stinespring. 55—Judy Hyman. 56—Barton Vanderherchen. 57—Vanessa Berry. 58—Martha Terrell. 59—Carolyn Cole. 60—Winfield Willis. 61—Carl Kerby. 62—Robert Boulware.