Wayne High School - Anthonian Yearbook (Good Hope, OH)

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-,i:1'..2:'. 'u 'S V--. s. i.-. .-.- 'w N! Charlena S.: Mama do eats go to heaven? Mrs. Smith: I don't believe they do. Charlene: Then where do th e angels get their harp strings? 1 U U U U U Pauline V.: Isn't he Cllllfllllllglol I heard him telling you 1 dance like a zcphyrf' Martha J.: 'tZephyr, nothing, he said 'helpyr'. 0 o o n 1 Q I Eddy S.: What did Frances say when you went home last night? Johnnie B.: :'Not a. word. IWHS going to have those two front teeth pulled anyway. , U U U U U U Bee L.: What kind of luck did you have hunting yesterday, dear? Donald P.: Bald man's luck. I combed the woods without finding a. single hare. U U U U U U Mr. Collopy: You haven't learned very much in my class have you Mr. Patton? Waco P.: I admire your broad- mindeduess very mneh in taking the blame like that, Coach. U U U U U U .John S.: There's only one thing I've never understood in Hiawatha. Miss Holmes: What's that? John: What laughing water was laughing at. V! U U U U U U Charlena. S.: No, I don't kiss men. Charles B.: That's all right, l'm only a boy. - 0 U U U U U Juanita H.: 'tls your boy friend a lady killer? Jen R.: l'll say he is. Ile starves 'em to death. 45 gamma- - P - AMA . A.. - Y --f Ouestion Box Dear Editor- l am eighteen years old and believe it is time l was married: what kind of a husband shall I pick out? -Lucille Sesslar Answer: Take my advice and leave the husbands alone, and get yourself a single man. Dear Editor- How can l keep my youth? -Jane Braden Answer: Don't introduce him to anybody. i U U V U U Ludene: Yon'd never think this street used to be a cow path, would you? I, Donald P.: O, I don't kiunivylllbok at all the calves on it. U U U U U U Jane B.: I can do anything you can. Thelma P.: Can you see the back of your neck? a s a x s v 5 Joe B.: Have you told your girl that you ean't take her to the dance? Ancil: No, I thought I'd surprise her. U U U U U U Handsome is as facial does. U U U U U U Mr. Collopy: C a n y o u s p ell horse? Harvey R.: I could if I wanted to, but what's the use of spellin' anything so out of style. ' U U U U U U Miss Holmes: IVhy is your hat like the distance from here to the candy store? Mr. Schneider: fAfter some deliber- ationj I give up, why? Miss Holmes: It's over a. block. A ag, I

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- was -ssqppvv - 1...-4. . Mr. Lundy: lDiseussing the Senior Class playj The cost of production will be very little and the costumes will be almost nothing. U C U l O 1 Why wasn't Eve as important as Adam? Because she was a side issue. U O 0 C O 8 Jim B.: Thank you very much for letting me ride home. Kenneth J.: That's all right, do not mention it. H Jim: I won't. Don't you.', U I l U U l Pauline B.: I can make a worse face than you. Beth B.: Of eourse, look what a sta'rt'you have on me. ' 1 i l U O U He: Do you thing that I would make a good football player? She: No, dear, I'1n afraid you would be penalized for holding. l U 8 U O U 9 Waco P.: That's funny. Donald R.: Wha.t? Waco: O, I was just thinking. Donald: Hal Ha! That is funny. O O O l I l He: I once knew a man who stayed home with his wife every night for thirty years. She: Oh! That was true love. I Ile: No, that was paralysis. O U U U U O Mr. Riley: Son, those are better eigars than l can afford. Marlyn: That's all right, father, take all you want, this is on me. i 1 O S i U Miss Holmes: But Joseph, aren't you too young to join the army? Joe B.: ulilll young all right, but Fm going to join the infantry. Jl. Freshman: Have you heard the butcher song? Senior:. What's that? Freshman: Butcher arms where they belong. U l I l l l Never the twains shall meet, sigh- ed the small boy as the brakeman threw the switeh. , O U O I U I Towns are seldom as red as they are painted. O U U I 0 C Did you know that foot prints on the sand of time are not made by sit- ting down? C O Q O U O He: May I kiss you, my pretty maid? She: Thur ! He : I did and got socked. How can you tell difference between sure and sir when a -pretty maid lisps? l U U O Q I She: I want you all to make your- selves at home. I'm at home, and I wish you all were. C O l l U l Evangeline: What are you going to do with this month's wages? John: Don't know whether to take you out again or buy a roadster. U l I l I I Mr. Collopy: What is salt? Dona G.: Salt is the stuff that makes potatoes taste bad when you don't put any on. U U O l 0' C A man may be able to read his wife like a book, but can he shut her up? 8 I O I U S Gretchen D.' How could you live without me? Edward W.: Mu0h cheaper. 7 M I . gliihf- :Jehu

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N! Mrs. Rodgers: Did you put. your dime in the collection? Lewis: No, mother, Pm sorry, but I lost itf' Mrs. Rodgers: But this makes the fourth Sunday you've lost it. Lewis: 'tl know, but that other kid's luck certainly can't last for ever. U l U U U C Jane: You will have to do some- thing brave before I marry youfl Bus: Won't marrying you be suf- ficient proof of my bravery? O 8 D K l 8 Miss Holmes: What author had the largest vocabulary T' Frank R.: The nmn who wrote the dictionary. H tltttt Wilbur: Have you any tics that would match my eyes? Ulerk: No, but we have soft hats to match your head. i U U U U U Mr. Lundy: What is the value of pi? Frank R. : Kinney's. I7 Ten cents a piece at Mc- ! I O I O I Lewis R.: Well, I must be off. Donald R.: We have all known that for a long time. ll 1 l C U l I could dance to heaven with you. And can you reverse? I U O C O l He: Generally speaking, M i S s lluffinan is- She: Is what? He: Generally speaking. I U U U 0 O Joe B.: 1'll never get over. Marlyn R.: IVhat was it? Joe: The moon. 1 saw something last night 46 The Weather Code Fair-Senior girls. Unsettled-Freshmen. Stormy-Flunkers. Pleasant-Glee Club. Calm and Steady--Mr. Collopy. Cold-Laboratory. WVarm-Previously occupied seat. Clear-Examination questions. Uhangeable-Deportment grades. Dry-Mr. Lundy's humor. Wet-Water. , Calm-Study hall. Cloudy--Face on day report cards are given out. U U C U U U Tho it's tough in this world to be left in the cold Don't complain of your lot, lt's far worse when the gates of hereafter unfold To be left in the hot. . . . . . . She: Do your think a man ever loses anything by politeness? He: Yes, his seat in a street car. I U U O O U Eddie: What would you do if I kissed you? Sess: Oh, Pd have my usual snap- py comeback. Hugh Z.: Why are girl's lips liku a. book? Pauline V.: lVhy? Hugh Z.: Red only between meals. 1 U U U U C What makes you thing she's a gold digger? She called me 'mine' and then did me dirt. U C U C O 1 Dan Cupid is a marksman poor Despite his love and kisses, For while he always hits the mark lIe's always making Mrs. ' -, M--- . ,Diff