Wayne High School - Anthonian Yearbook (Good Hope, OH)

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- was -ssqppvv - 1...-4. . Mr. Lundy: lDiseussing the Senior Class playj The cost of production will be very little and the costumes will be almost nothing. U C U l O 1 Why wasn't Eve as important as Adam? Because she was a side issue. U O 0 C O 8 Jim B.: Thank you very much for letting me ride home. Kenneth J.: That's all right, do not mention it. H Jim: I won't. Don't you.', U I l U U l Pauline B.: I can make a worse face than you. Beth B.: Of eourse, look what a sta'rt'you have on me. ' 1 i l U O U He: Do you thing that I would make a good football player? She: No, dear, I'1n afraid you would be penalized for holding. l U 8 U O U 9 Waco P.: That's funny. Donald R.: Wha.t? Waco: O, I was just thinking. Donald: Hal Ha! That is funny. O O O l I l He: I once knew a man who stayed home with his wife every night for thirty years. She: Oh! That was true love. I Ile: No, that was paralysis. O U U U U O Mr. Riley: Son, those are better eigars than l can afford. Marlyn: That's all right, father, take all you want, this is on me. i 1 O S i U Miss Holmes: But Joseph, aren't you too young to join the army? Joe B.: ulilll young all right, but Fm going to join the infantry. Jl. Freshman: Have you heard the butcher song? Senior:. What's that? Freshman: Butcher arms where they belong. U l I l l l Never the twains shall meet, sigh- ed the small boy as the brakeman threw the switeh. , O U O I U I Towns are seldom as red as they are painted. O U U I 0 C Did you know that foot prints on the sand of time are not made by sit- ting down? C O Q O U O He: May I kiss you, my pretty maid? She: Thur ! He : I did and got socked. How can you tell difference between sure and sir when a -pretty maid lisps? l U U O Q I She: I want you all to make your- selves at home. I'm at home, and I wish you all were. C O l l U l Evangeline: What are you going to do with this month's wages? John: Don't know whether to take you out again or buy a roadster. U l I l I I Mr. Collopy: What is salt? Dona G.: Salt is the stuff that makes potatoes taste bad when you don't put any on. U U O l 0' C A man may be able to read his wife like a book, but can he shut her up? 8 I O I U S Gretchen D.' How could you live without me? Edward W.: Mu0h cheaper. 7 M I . gliihf- :Jehu

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-,i:1'..2:'. 'u 'S V--. s. i.-. .-.- 'w N! Charlena S.: Mama do eats go to heaven? Mrs. Smith: I don't believe they do. Charlene: Then where do th e angels get their harp strings? 1 U U U U U Pauline V.: Isn't he Cllllfllllllglol I heard him telling you 1 dance like a zcphyrf' Martha J.: 'tZephyr, nothing, he said 'helpyr'. 0 o o n 1 Q I Eddy S.: What did Frances say when you went home last night? Johnnie B.: :'Not a. word. IWHS going to have those two front teeth pulled anyway. , U U U U U U Bee L.: What kind of luck did you have hunting yesterday, dear? Donald P.: Bald man's luck. I combed the woods without finding a. single hare. U U U U U U Mr. Collopy: You haven't learned very much in my class have you Mr. Patton? Waco P.: I admire your broad- mindeduess very mneh in taking the blame like that, Coach. U U U U U U .John S.: There's only one thing I've never understood in Hiawatha. Miss Holmes: What's that? John: What laughing water was laughing at. V! U U U U U U Charlena. S.: No, I don't kiss men. Charles B.: That's all right, l'm only a boy. - 0 U U U U U Juanita H.: 'tls your boy friend a lady killer? Jen R.: l'll say he is. Ile starves 'em to death. 45 gamma- - P - AMA . A.. - Y --f Ouestion Box Dear Editor- l am eighteen years old and believe it is time l was married: what kind of a husband shall I pick out? -Lucille Sesslar Answer: Take my advice and leave the husbands alone, and get yourself a single man. Dear Editor- How can l keep my youth? -Jane Braden Answer: Don't introduce him to anybody. i U U V U U Ludene: Yon'd never think this street used to be a cow path, would you? I, Donald P.: O, I don't kiunivylllbok at all the calves on it. U U U U U U Jane B.: I can do anything you can. Thelma P.: Can you see the back of your neck? a s a x s v 5 Joe B.: Have you told your girl that you ean't take her to the dance? Ancil: No, I thought I'd surprise her. U U U U U U Handsome is as facial does. U U U U U U Mr. Collopy: C a n y o u s p ell horse? Harvey R.: I could if I wanted to, but what's the use of spellin' anything so out of style. ' U U U U U U Miss Holmes: IVhy is your hat like the distance from here to the candy store? Mr. Schneider: fAfter some deliber- ationj I give up, why? Miss Holmes: It's over a. block. A ag, I