Wayne City High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Wayne City, IL)

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Drc cmzlrxnd Slxefclzes DARLINE TALBERT IS the new Oly mpxc Champlon of the 100 foot dash She can make It ID two and one half seconds backwards at that' Efflclency expert MERVIN LATHROP IS maklng efflclent heat at Wayne C1ty Hlgh School by merely burnlng the students waste paper along w1th a few of Typlng II Class valuable manuscrlpts JEAN HALL IS the new proprletor of the Dr1ve In Burger Jomt Jean IS the head cook and mop up glrl She spends he1 spare txme 1n entmg new samlches Her latest cons1sts of peanut buttem d1ll pxckles rasberry preserves water melon r1nd and of course bread Next tlme you are at your favorlte clgar store look tor the ugar Sf0l8 Indlan It IS now portrayed by BETTY WELLS Says 'NI1ss XX ells You sure meet a lot of lnterestmg people th1s way The worlds record for gettmg the most amount of mformatlon 1nto a lettel has just been broken by DOLORES PENTINIINGTON She can get twenty pages of 1l'lf0I'I'II3.t10l1 lnto the space of a th1ee cent post age stamp Also she has just f1n1shed her latest book Faded Loye Letters Ifrom Korea a book that you must read ALTA FERINE MCCORMICK IS the founder ot the outstandm NIcCor mlck Darrmg Tractor wh1ch 1uns by yes you gue sed It Cora Cola mstead of gasol1ne MARJORIE BRADDY IS emploved at the Manahotten Coughy Company as a taster She agrees that Manahotten IS good to the last d11p ALBERT LATHROP IS the greatest orator of these t1mes He IS bemg barrasslng moment ot hls ca1eer was when the cha1rs got up and walked out durmg one of hls speeches There 1S a rumor golng around 1n the INorth Woods that DONNIE ll OOD holds the champlon lumber Jack txtle He can fell a tree 111 two and one tourth mlnutes and w1th only SIX strol es of the axe Hls t plcal costume on the Job IS a green and red pla1d shlrt lex IS and a purple stockmg cap He has grown a handle bar mustache he wea1s lns halr shoulder length Can you guess what hxs hobbv It s crochetmg' The Boston Brlght Sox are breakmg ln a new player BOBBY GARRI SON Hls present pos1t1on IS water boy The new understudy to Slor1a Gwanson IS CORRENA HENISOIN She IS helplng to advertlse Four way Purpose Face Cream IlI1bS Henson says and I quote It IS the only cream on the market that has that added somethlng that can curl one s eyelashes Heard every nlght over the Wayne Clty Radxo Statxon WCRS 1S JINIMY JACKSON! as the great detectxve The Whlspeung Boy He has been compared w1th Boston Blackle The Grubb Grubb and More Grubb Food Company has a new v1ce D1 es1 dent 1n charge of sales It IS none other than ROBERT L GRUBB He IS the great great grandnephew of the founde1 Ehsha Grubb BETTY BLAKE after an unfortunate romance w1th a clty shcker decld ed to run a chlcken farm 1n Montana She IS very mterested 1n her work Her speclalty IS chlckens who are so hlghly tramed that when she glves a certaxn call the chlckens run to her and fall down at her feet with the1r legs together ready to be t1ed for market CCont1nuedJ P v L I Y ' . . c 1 . . . , , . . . . . . . , . . , y . - . . 4 . . Y u ' u ' . ' ' v n 7 ' 7 9 ' v a s - , . . . Y p . . . . . , U . . . v ,, V , . . . . ., ' 1 A ' Y ' . . . . . I ,, 1 1' ' 1 K J ' 57 , . I ' ' ' rr ' 1 - I .5 4 . .Y Y . Y T , S -D V' . 1 , ' Y .. I . 7 compared with Henry Clay. Mrs. Lathrop said that the most em- . . . , , A. , . . . . i 4, . . F 9 , v , . . D , - 5 . ' . ' ' is 'Z - ' 41 - ,I ni , - , . A 'V ll I 1 . 1 I Y ! ' , 11 ay I . . Y . . Y , . 1 ' 44 ' ,' 77 , A , . ., - 9 1 ' ' -.' ' - - D r -, -1 I a I , - e . . y . - , , 7 0

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D1 c Ullllflllfl S111 fc hes IOX CIM 'NI RIGHT has mst been tr1nsfe1 red to the DOSILIOH ot head book keeper of the f1rm of OXC1 W rlght A1rpl1nc 'lIdlIL1flLIIl.ll1II C ompanx TIIIQ IS 1eall5 SllI'III'1SllIj., because she doesnt know a deblt hom a credlt C LENDA SMITH has 1nw ented a new stxlc trombone It IS called INO Shde The chang,1n of tones IS m1de bx the 1a1s1ng and lowe1 mg oi the play Q1 s evebrows BYRON BARR lb known as klng., of the Sw 1 Poles IH R1n'fl1ng Cncus He has been known to swmg as low 1s to bump h15 he 1d o11 the ground He IS bllled under the name of Lumpy The outstandlnf, IIOLISQNNIITG DORIS GRI GORY adm1ts th xt she much bre1ks the WIIIGOVSS 1n her house lnstead of w 1sh1ng, them 1 s much e lS161 that way' W hen the Manx Pearl of the Grand Ole Oprv I'6S1g'II9Cl her lob SHIRI FY CORNSTLBBLE tr1ed out ll'1il1.,OttlIf, lob She 18 f1mous T01 hu rend1t1on ot Ah Nl 1nts Tuh Be Uh Cow bow s Swcethaht 'XIILLVIIN STOLTZ commonlx known as Sllent has a new technxque is math teacher Instead of dr1v1ng problems 1nto h1s pup1l5 mmds he 51mplw beats them IH GENE AUSTIN IS pres1dent of the Comfy Street Car Company Th1s compans ls well known IO1 1ts product1on of plattorm IO ke-1s flor the drlverl The pres1dent lb seuously cons1der1ng puttmg luncheon serx ICG 1n h1s busses The Cr1cket Creek H1gh School has a new home econonncs 1rst1uctor PRLDENCE BRADDY She IS now te 1ch1ng he1 pupns Call g1rl5 of course! the proper p1ocedure of bo1l1ng an egg cm get on hls horse two t1n1es 1n only ten mlnutes I hear that PHYLLIS SEITRIFD has a 1ob ca1r11n f and pobshmg, w e1ghts for The Great Camouso of the Shr1ne Cutus W hen she 1 IS xsked to comment on her XN01k M1ss Setrxed sa1d I loxe the wo1k because It IS so d1fferent .IINI PLCHANIAIN S H1rdw 1re Store 1n S1m5 1s now runnmg a S mester 'lest BDGCIHI sale Th1s sale Ib a tw1ce mnual ew ent and corresponds w 1th the Wavne CILX H1gh School s semestu tests It 1eatu1 e5 twentx fou1 1nch penc1ls A p1cture of one oi NX ax ne C1ts H1gh School 5 torme1 students w as seen 1n last weeks Wax ne C1tx Gab It was INORVA SIMIIOINS The p1cture was taken wh1le she was gomg through he1 da1e dun act ot hangmg trom the Golden Gate Brldge bg. one toe Some of the most e'cc1t1ng news of the 3ear h1t the press lxst week DR HUGH W OMACK Ph D M D MS M A B A R S dec1ded that he would get 1way from It all and go lwe on 1 small 1sl md 1n the m1ddle of tl1e Amazon R11 91 At a press comercnce recentlx he sald Iam gomg back to the apes I lm conwnccd that thu are mo1e C1V1lll6Ll than hum ms Our wo1ld famous embalmel BOL LATHROP h1s Just told Ln Lllllttill P1e5s how he w ants h1s bodx to be p1 ep 11 cd lt death Ile w xnts h1s bodx i1llcd wlth Yer,g,1n5 lOt1OlI so that h15 LODIIJIGYIOII w1ll haxe th It llstlng look QCont1nuedJ W - , V , , . 1 , L, J 1 11 1 1 , 1 1' . 1 f 1 1 ' ' 1 . f ' ' 1 , . 1 1 -' U- ' - ' 'A 'K1 1 1 1 L1 ' 1' 1- 1 K1 L1 L1 ' 1 v 1 1 ' '1 1 1 - - I 1 1 1 t 1 . 1 '1 ' ff 1 - ' 1' ,-' 0- .' . 1 .. . 1 .- . D 1 1 1: V 1 I ' ' J 1 L V n .4 1 ' ' 1 1 1 ' T 11 11 ' ' ' ' 1 1 L A K J L 3 J f n a 9 A' . va 1' 1 f 1 , u , ' 1' z 1' A 1 j . . . . . ,H 2 ' 1' 1 ' 21' f 1 - t1 I 4 1- 4 '1 ' 1 1 . 7 ' I Y n v 1. . l C . 1 . , L J A I I 1 ' - ' R ' 1 . ' 1 1 1 2 1 f , . 1 . 1' A w . . - 14 V2 S , :ss vj A 11. 1 Y 1 1 H ' 1 . 1 ' A ! 1 Y ' c 1 . 1 1, y D u s lg 7. c - V 1 1 1, 1 . 3 . V . . I . 1 , T II ' 1 1 . ' -. 1 ' 1 , 1 1 1 , 1 a l l LERO1 ROBERTSON IS the sensatlonal star of slow' mot1on p1ctures. He 2 y' .ku K1 v ' kv I Lv ' 31. U 1 77 N ' ' 1 . 1 Y 1 -1. 1 . 1 ' c 1 1 1 . 1 A 11 1 1. 1 ' 1 1 's 1 ' ' 1. ' U 1 1 1 - . 1 , 1 1 , 1 . . . ,, 1 YY , 1. ' ' 1 ' 1 ' 1 ax 1 J 1 c c , 1' 7 ' S T ' 1 ' H L11 ' 1 ' 1 . 1' -2 1 , . L. 1' 'L 1 ' H ' 1 1 , 1 1 ' . 1 1 ., ' 1 ' ' ' 1 1 U I I . 1 ' 0' V ' Y ' ,N ' 4 W v '1 'W U N 1 c 1 ' 7 ' 1 v Y ' ' T ' I cv' U . ' 11 11 . ' 1 1- ' 1 1 ' 1 1 1 3 1 1 ' K - KJ 4 ' L 1 n 1 , , . I , . ., . ., . ., . ., . ., . ., V 2 Y . . I . v 2 . 2 . ' 1 ' 1 1 1 . 1 . . A ' 1 v w I is . . 1 v' v 1 1 , ' c S. 2 1 JN 1 l . .r u 1 ,, 4 I . 1 1 1 1 1 1 7 1 1 ' 1' ' ' 5 1 , r 1 1 - 1 3 w' 4' y' 1U ' 1 1 ' 1 . 1 ' 1' , 1 1. Y ' 4 z 2 ' .

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Dreamland Sketches Sue s Eye Changer m1X8d and stlrred by SUE GOWLER changes the color of your eyes to match the clothes you are wearmg' Glrls ln Japan today do not have to have dark ha1r MARY LEGG ns sell mg bleach so they too can have blonde lovelmess l1ke herself The bleach costs her about forty flve cents a gallon but Mary asks twenty f1ve dollars for each one half pmt DONALD WOLFE has yust become a mlsslonary to the Wacky lfvl Wack Indlan Trlbe It seems that he really llkes Indlans thls IS what was 1n hls monthly report to the mlsslon headquarters How Me hkum out here ugh heap much Me gottum squaw me heap b1g wh1te brother to Indlans Me plenty happy Sleklelll Heap bxg speck-on face Wolfe Well It looks as lf the mlsslon board has lost another mlsslonary RICHARD RUBENACKER has a new farm at P1opol1s He does all hls farmmg from a glass room atop his house Hxs only complamt IS that he forgets whlch button to push last week he accldentally sheared hls DIZS GENAVERIA HENDERSON flIl1Sh8d hlgh school went to Washmgton D C and worked ln the Navy Department as a stenographer for a few years Last Wednesday the President appomted her Secretary of the Navy w1ll be plnk ruffled curtams at all the shlps port holes DEE BRADDOCK the proprletor and head mechamc at Braddock s Nuts to Bolts Shop accldentally dlscovered the need of the world for a left handed monkey wrench After many days of research and experlmentmg he found the answer It IS now belng sold excluslvely at James Buchanan s Hardware Store It s retall prlce IS S14 79 Next week the attractlon at the Wayne Theater ln Wayne C1ty IS OTHA and ELDON the 6X0t1C and sultry ballet danclng team They are renowned for the1r performance of the Dylng Swan ART RICHISON IS a landscaper He has re done many of the famous palace gardens ln Europe but h1s most remarkable Job to date has been the beautlfylng of the school grounds at Wayne C1ty Hlgh School He has turned the campus lnto a wonderland of sparklmg fountalns and gorgeous flowers Mr Sanders who IS st1ll pr1nc1pal says h1s only complamt IS that the new grounds lnsplre too many school tlrne romances RUTH WOOD IS a baby photographer ln New Jersey She fascmates the bables by s1ng1ng Baby Face Her buslness IS very prosperous be cause she seems to be able to get the L1ttle Darllngs to pose Just rlght S1nce It has been dlscovered that Orchardvllle s rlch black so1l IS good for tomato ralslng CHESTER WARREN has become the champlon tomato grower of th1s terrltory. Mr Warren has proved that he loves dear old Wayne C1ty H1gh School very much by supplymg the school cafeterla wlth 1350 bottles of catsup each year ll Y Y? ' ' 9 . 9 . Y 7 Y . . . ' n ' 3 . . ' ! ! ' Y . . . . . ,, - . - ,, . o 1 . 1 u . - . . . , a 1 . : , . i . . . , . . , 0 ., - . ' 7 Navy. 'Miss Henderson says that the first notable change in the . . . . , ' ' i Cl I 71 ' ' ! . . , i . . . , , . . . 9 ' ' ' ll ' 77 . , . . ' ' 1 v n 1 u it ,, Q 4 . Y - . CC ' ' 71 ' 1 ' .