Wayne City High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Wayne City, IL)

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Dreamland Sketches Wxshlng to know the future of the class of 1952 I went 1nto Pro fessor Whoslt s laboratory and took a rlde 1nto the future on h1s t1me machme Whlle I was 1n the year of 1967 I saw all of the class of 1952 1n tlI1e1r dlfferent professlons Here 1S what I wrote down about each of t em Professor MARVIN WOOD lnstructor of astronomy at Smarvard Um verslty has Just returned from a successful tr1p to the moon He appears very dxsappolnted because he dlscovered that the moon was not made of green cheese After many years of marrlage counselhng HAROLDINE HAGEL has flnally settled down m Hxtchemal Kansas She plans to lead a r1ch full l1fe marrled to the last of her ten husbands SHIRLEY IxITTLE lS the Wlfe of Ween Swoo Chmg Shoo the propr1etor of a laundry shop Mr Shoo lnvented a new k1nd of laundry soap and he and hlS happy wlfe are now l1v1ng on a bxg estate 1n Mlaml Florlda VALEDA PETERS IS l1v1ng 1n a glass house ln southern Ill1no1s The only compla1nt she has 1S that she can t seem to be able to buy enough curta1n rods Because DANNY HARRIS had such a passlon for yo yos durmg h1s hlgh school days he declded to make lt h1S l1fe s work He and BARBARA PAYNE started a Yo Yo Company They sell thelr product dlrectly through h1gh school pr1nc1pals They have added somethlng new lt IS thelr Paper plates Yo Yo Just guess what It s made of paper plates' KAREN PAYNE who started out as a lowly laboratory ass1stant made b1g news last week She dlscovered a cure for test sxckness a httle pxll conta1n1ng a secret drug whlch makes students love tests Because of her soft volce FAWN BUSH went to the Whopee Conserv atory of vo1ce to have her VOICE strengthened She was such a suc cess that she kept on Wlth her stud1es then went on a natlonal tour When she gave a recxtal 1n the gymnaslum of Wayne C1ty Commun1ty Hlgh School the aud1ence was so touched by her rend1t1on of the school song that they showered the stage Wlth rose petals The League of Natlons has employed a new lnterpreter VERNA WOLFE She has the outstandmg ab1l1ty to speak Latln French Itallan Spanlsh German Norweglan and Plg Latln HERMAN RAWLS lS starrlng 1n h1S new plcture Blonde Beard In th1s plcture he Wll reveal some of hlS dazzlmg new ha1r styles He IS also famous as the 1nventor of Ravsls1e Home Permanents Any one mterested ln buylng some of the new hounds tooth check the new multl color or the new revers1ble blue Jeans please address your order to FREDA MANAHAN Crazy Patch Ranch Den1mv1lle Utah Whlle LENDALL HEN SON was experlmentmg Wlth chewlng gum a mlracle happened' We now have a new gum Trlplementl A champ1onsh1p typxng contest was held IH Wayne C1ty last week The rules were Type ten mmutes and no more than 50 m1stakes One pa1t1c1pant typed 5 words Wlth 50 m1stakes but Goldle had 6 words and 49 mlStakeS The w1nnah GOLDIE LOYD' tCont1nuedl . . . , - ., . . - - . . . . - r . , . , - , . n I 0 n . . . . 9 - 9 . . . , . . . . v . - - 9 , . . .. . . . . . . , . . . . ., , . - -as rr -s - - O .1 1 1 . .- r n - , - 1 ' ' 1 . . . . . . . . .. 9 , . - s 9 v v 9 1 ' - . . . . . H ,, . , . 9 . . Y . . . . 7 - 1 ' a r - 9 9 a ' . . . . . v . . . . , . Z . Q.. . . , 1 ' Q

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D1 c Ullllflllfl S111 fc hes IOX CIM 'NI RIGHT has mst been tr1nsfe1 red to the DOSILIOH ot head book keeper of the f1rm of OXC1 W rlght A1rpl1nc 'lIdlIL1flLIIl.ll1II C ompanx TIIIQ IS 1eall5 SllI'III'1SllIj., because she doesnt know a deblt hom a credlt C LENDA SMITH has 1nw ented a new stxlc trombone It IS called INO Shde The chang,1n of tones IS m1de bx the 1a1s1ng and lowe1 mg oi the play Q1 s evebrows BYRON BARR lb known as klng., of the Sw 1 Poles IH R1n'fl1ng Cncus He has been known to swmg as low 1s to bump h15 he 1d o11 the ground He IS bllled under the name of Lumpy The outstandlnf, IIOLISQNNIITG DORIS GRI GORY adm1ts th xt she much bre1ks the WIIIGOVSS 1n her house lnstead of w 1sh1ng, them 1 s much e lS161 that way' W hen the Manx Pearl of the Grand Ole Oprv I'6S1g'II9Cl her lob SHIRI FY CORNSTLBBLE tr1ed out ll'1il1.,OttlIf, lob She 18 f1mous T01 hu rend1t1on ot Ah Nl 1nts Tuh Be Uh Cow bow s Swcethaht 'XIILLVIIN STOLTZ commonlx known as Sllent has a new technxque is math teacher Instead of dr1v1ng problems 1nto h1s pup1l5 mmds he 51mplw beats them IH GENE AUSTIN IS pres1dent of the Comfy Street Car Company Th1s compans ls well known IO1 1ts product1on of plattorm IO ke-1s flor the drlverl The pres1dent lb seuously cons1der1ng puttmg luncheon serx ICG 1n h1s busses The Cr1cket Creek H1gh School has a new home econonncs 1rst1uctor PRLDENCE BRADDY She IS now te 1ch1ng he1 pupns Call g1rl5 of course! the proper p1ocedure of bo1l1ng an egg cm get on hls horse two t1n1es 1n only ten mlnutes I hear that PHYLLIS SEITRIFD has a 1ob ca1r11n f and pobshmg, w e1ghts for The Great Camouso of the Shr1ne Cutus W hen she 1 IS xsked to comment on her XN01k M1ss Setrxed sa1d I loxe the wo1k because It IS so d1fferent .IINI PLCHANIAIN S H1rdw 1re Store 1n S1m5 1s now runnmg a S mester 'lest BDGCIHI sale Th1s sale Ib a tw1ce mnual ew ent and corresponds w 1th the Wavne CILX H1gh School s semestu tests It 1eatu1 e5 twentx fou1 1nch penc1ls A p1cture of one oi NX ax ne C1ts H1gh School 5 torme1 students w as seen 1n last weeks Wax ne C1tx Gab It was INORVA SIMIIOINS The p1cture was taken wh1le she was gomg through he1 da1e dun act ot hangmg trom the Golden Gate Brldge bg. one toe Some of the most e'cc1t1ng news of the 3ear h1t the press lxst week DR HUGH W OMACK Ph D M D MS M A B A R S dec1ded that he would get 1way from It all and go lwe on 1 small 1sl md 1n the m1ddle of tl1e Amazon R11 91 At a press comercnce recentlx he sald Iam gomg back to the apes I lm conwnccd that thu are mo1e C1V1lll6Ll than hum ms Our wo1ld famous embalmel BOL LATHROP h1s Just told Ln Lllllttill P1e5s how he w ants h1s bodx to be p1 ep 11 cd lt death Ile w xnts h1s bodx i1llcd wlth Yer,g,1n5 lOt1OlI so that h15 LODIIJIGYIOII w1ll haxe th It llstlng look QCont1nuedJ W - , V , , . 1 , L, J 1 11 1 1 , 1 1' . 1 f 1 1 ' ' 1 . f ' ' 1 , . 1 1 -' U- ' - ' 'A 'K1 1 1 1 L1 ' 1' 1- 1 K1 L1 L1 ' 1 v 1 1 ' '1 1 1 - - I 1 1 1 t 1 . 1 '1 ' ff 1 - ' 1' ,-' 0- .' . 1 .. . 1 .- . D 1 1 1: V 1 I ' ' J 1 L V n .4 1 ' ' 1 1 1 ' T 11 11 ' ' ' ' 1 1 L A K J L 3 J f n a 9 A' . va 1' 1 f 1 , u , ' 1' z 1' A 1 j . . . . . ,H 2 ' 1' 1 ' 21' f 1 - t1 I 4 1- 4 '1 ' 1 1 . 7 ' I Y n v 1. . l C . 1 . , L J A I I 1 ' - ' R ' 1 . ' 1 1 1 2 1 f , . 1 . 1' A w . . - 14 V2 S , :ss vj A 11. 1 Y 1 1 H ' 1 . 1 ' A ! 1 Y ' c 1 . 1 1, y D u s lg 7. c - V 1 1 1, 1 . 3 . V . . I . 1 , T II ' 1 1 . ' -. 1 ' 1 , 1 1 1 , 1 a l l LERO1 ROBERTSON IS the sensatlonal star of slow' mot1on p1ctures. He 2 y' .ku K1 v ' kv I Lv ' 31. U 1 77 N ' ' 1 . 1 Y 1 -1. 1 . 1 ' c 1 1 1 . 1 A 11 1 1. 1 ' 1 1 's 1 ' ' 1. ' U 1 1 1 - . 1 , 1 1 , 1 . . . ,, 1 YY , 1. ' ' 1 ' 1 ' 1 ax 1 J 1 c c , 1' 7 ' S T ' 1 ' H L11 ' 1 ' 1 . 1' -2 1 , . L. 1' 'L 1 ' H ' 1 1 , 1 1 ' . 1 1 ., ' 1 ' ' ' 1 1 U I I . 1 ' 0' V ' Y ' ,N ' 4 W v '1 'W U N 1 c 1 ' 7 ' 1 v Y ' ' T ' I cv' U . ' 11 11 . ' 1 1- ' 1 1 ' 1 1 1 3 1 1 ' K - KJ 4 ' L 1 n 1 , , . I , . ., . ., . ., . ., . ., . ., V 2 Y . . I . v 2 . 2 . ' 1 ' 1 1 1 . 1 . . A ' 1 v w I is . . 1 v' v 1 1 , ' c S. 2 1 JN 1 l . .r u 1 ,, 4 I . 1 1 1 1 1 1 7 1 1 ' 1' ' ' 5 1 , r 1 1 - 1 3 w' 4' y' 1U ' 1 1 ' 1 . 1 ' 1' , 1 1. Y ' 4 z 2 ' .