Wayland HIgh School - Eclipse Yearbook (Wayland, IA)

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THE • ECLIPSE • 1922 Moline Tractors and Farm Implements Cars: Oakland Chevrolet rn i II 1 I 8 . 4 F. B. Chevrolet Sedan Wayland Auto Co. GARAGE Repair Work — Accessories Iowa Tires and Tubes We want your business. Phone 139 Wayland, Iowa Page Ninety-six

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I The New Barber Shop Here stands a smiling barber with razor and pan Both talking and shaving as fast as he can. No man in the village has more to say Of weather, wind and news of the day. No sooner has the customer taken his seat With napkin well spread over him neat, The barber begins, not a moment to lose With his inexhaustible budget of news: A very fine day, and yet if I ' m right, We ' ll certainly have some rain before night. And now Mr. Barber, what have I to pay? Only thirty-five cents Sir, I wish you good day. Shampoos and Massages a Specialty Try Lucky Tiger for Dandruff III1MIII llll .1 miitmnmiii P. ' age Ninety-five

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THE • ECLIPSE 1922 Geneva: I want a dog collar, please. Clerk: What size shirt does he wear. Mabel Roth: Well I just can ' t get this problem because I sat it down wrong. Lawrence B.: What do you think of my hair cut? Irwin: Well I think that it looks rather barbarous. Shades in Caesar — Haec In Galliam est importatus. Translation — Hike to Gaul, it ' s im- portant. Prof. Hochstettler : Were you out after ten last night? Ralph: No, it was just after one. Mrs. Baumgartner: (in Latin Class) What is the word for mulieres? Paul Henss: Mules, isn ' t it? Mrs. Baumgartner: Why no it ' s women. Paul: Well I didn ' t miss it far any- way. The Fort Madison Business College Accredited We offer Bookkeeping, Higher Accounting, Stenographic, Bank- ing, Civil Service, Secretarial and Commercial Teaching Courses, at moderate tuition rates. Our Life Scholarships give unlimited time. School is open the year around. Much individual instruction and free Employment Department. Some former graduates earning $8,000 a year. A Buriness Edu- cation is what is in demand to- day. Write for catalog. A. F. WHITE, Pres. Fort Madison, Iowa Fred Hixon —the— ICE Dealer Phone 133 Ralph: I am going to kiss you when I leave. Mary: Leave this house at once. Melvin: When I get to heaven the first person I want to see is Shakes- peare to ask him if he wrote his own plays or if he got someone else to write them for him. Edward: How do you know he will be there? Not all people go to heaven. Melvin: That ' s right. Then you ask him. Advice You can ' t drive a nail with a sponge, no matter how much you soak it. Don ' t use glue for face cream. Don ' t start anything you can ' t fin- ish. If your shoes squak, don ' t let that bother you. Shakespeare says that ev- eryone should have music in their soul. Martha: think. Get off my feet, I want to Page Ninety-seven-