Wayland HIgh School - Eclipse Yearbook (Wayland, IA)

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THE • ECLIPSE • 1922 lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllipillllllllB We invite you to call and inspect our line of I STAPLE and FANCY ( [ Groceries and Meats j Complete line of f Dry Goods ) Quality and Service is our motto | Farmers Co-operative | | Exchange | Phone 22 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiini ffpiii i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Page Ninety-four

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i THE • ECLIPSE • 1922 Freshie: (Paused in front of a book store and a sign in the window caught his eye) DICKENS WORKS All this week for only $4.00 Freshie: (sighing) Poor boob. Teacher: Why do we have a con- stitution? Harriett: To hold the people to- gether. It has been suggested by the commis- sioner of Public Welfare and safety that the drinking fountains, waste baskets and dictionary stands, be placed flush with the floor for the benefit of the next year ' s freshman. Ruth Rittler: I like the way that man looks. Doris Bergh: Why he ' s positively ugly. Ruth R.: Yes but he ' s looking at me. Excuse me, but I really must go across this page S.PAT- 0 For Perfect Lubrication Clyde Troutman Phone 156 Local Distributor

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I The New Barber Shop Here stands a smiling barber with razor and pan Both talking and shaving as fast as he can. No man in the village has more to say Of weather, wind and news of the day. No sooner has the customer taken his seat With napkin well spread over him neat, The barber begins, not a moment to lose With his inexhaustible budget of news: A very fine day, and yet if I ' m right, We ' ll certainly have some rain before night. And now Mr. Barber, what have I to pay? Only thirty-five cents Sir, I wish you good day. Shampoos and Massages a Specialty Try Lucky Tiger for Dandruff III1MIII llll .1 miitmnmiii P. ' age Ninety-five