Wayland HIgh School - Eclipse Yearbook (Wayland, IA)

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THE • ECLIPSE • 1922 I ' in Him iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i i Come to SAM BERGH For Your Tinning and Plumbing Warm Air and Hot Water Heating Estimates Furnished A bath every day keeps you fit every way iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiii i i ii mini iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuii iiiiiiii ii i ilium i inn urn , i i i •Page Eighty-eight

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THE « ECLIPSE • 1922 Schlatter ' s Garage AGENTS FOR A full line of accessories always on hand. ' Special attention given to repairs and adjust- ments on all cars by competent workmen. We have hundreds of satisfied customers, and invite you to become one of them. C. W. Schlatter When Better Cars Are Built, Buick will build them ' ' Page Eighty-seven-

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C THE ECLIPSE It ' s a good thing that Willard Leichty wears a rope around his trousers to keep ' em from be comin ' decollette, in- stead of suspenders, or Bud Bullard would ' a, drowned in William ' s creek. Bud was just about going down for the third time when Willard unleased the rope from his trousers and chucked it to Bud. As Willard ' s architectural plan is laid out like a Pennsylvania round house, there was rope enough to haul Bud in. Style is all right in its place, hut when it comes to keepin ' from bein ' drowned, we ' d stake our life on a rope instead of a pair of silk suspenders any day, we say. — Editors. Warren Bergh: Well how long do you think a fellow ' s legs ought to be? Just long enough so that they reach from the body to the ground. Josh Editor: What makes this paper smell so funny? Assistant: I guess it must be the stale jokes. Mr. Hochstettler : What invention facilitated immigration? Willis: The Ford. P. P. WYSE Livery and Transfer Phone 9 W. A. Shaffer, Wayland, Iowa Headquarters for The Best Stock Foods on the Market Fly Chaser and Dips We would he pleased to show you anything in our line Page Eighty-nine