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THE • ECLIPSE -1922 Say! DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK— While the banks close for a holiday, While the stores shut up for Sunday, While the grocer says, We have some ordered, While the coal man tells you to wait a while, While the merchant moves to another town, While labor in other industries is on strike, While the manufacturer goes out of business, While the butcher makes you take something else, While the farmer says, I ' ll sell when prices go up, Four telephone company keeps right on serving the public, rich and poor alike, 365 days, 8,766 hours a year! Wayland Telephone Co., Wayland, Iowa FOR THE MATH. SHARK How many apples did Adam and Eve eat? Some say Eve eight and Adam two — a total of ten only. Now we figure the thing out far dif- ferently: Eve eight and Adam eight also — total 16. We think the above figures are en- tirely wrong. If Eve eight and Adam 82, certainly the total will be 90. Scientific men, however, on the strength that the antidiluvians were giants, reason something like this: Eve 81 and Adam 82 — total 163. Wrong again. What could be clearer than if Eve 81 and Adam 812 the total was 893? I believe the following to be the true solution: Eve 814 Adam and Adam 8124 Eve — 8938. Still another calculation is as follows: If Eve 814 Adam. Adam 81242 oblige Eve, total 82 056. — Exchange. Mrs. Baumgartner: What does this 60 mean on your exam paper? Harry: I think that is the tem- perature of the room. i ' WHO WAS THE REAL FOOL? A fool there was and he stayed out late, Even as you and I, And all he did was procrastinate, Even as you and I. Out every night would he celebrate, Until Exams made him hesitate, The highest he got was 68 Even as you and I. A fool there was and he studied late. Maybe as you and I, He didn ' t loaf or dissipate Maybe as you, not I, With none did he ever associate, His Prof he tried to imitate, The lowest he got was 98, Maybe as you, not I. Martha: (reciting Lincoln ' s Gettys- burgh address) That a government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish but have ever- lasting life. Allen Meyer: Why do you keep the old mule around for, he ' s no good? Paul Roth: I know but he ' s the only think around the place now with a kick in it. Page Eighty-two
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THE - ECLIPSE j Always a Booster for YOUR SCHOOL YOUR CHURCH and YOUR TOWN The News DO YOU SUPPORT IT? •Page Eighty-one-
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1 THE • ECLIPSE -1922 i) RESIDENCE OF I. D. QUINN, WASHINGTON, IOWA NICK ROTH, BUILDER NICK ROTH Contractor and Builder PHONE 93 WAYLAND, IOWA -Page Eighty-three-
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