Wayland HIgh School - Eclipse Yearbook (Wayland, IA)

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THE • ECLIPSE - 1922 Ermina: (Raising book to strike him for teasing her.) Relendes: What would you do if you would knock my head off? Ermina: Why I ' d just put another block on. Verda R.: Oh! Mr., stop that boy, he tried to kiss me. Happy: That ' s all right there will be another one along in a minute. ■ Harry K.: Does your sister expect ■me to call this evening? Ruth R. : I guess so, I saw her turn all the clocks ahead a couple of hours. Necessities of Public School Music are: breathing, tones, feet on floor, smiling eyes, no humming, books up, think high, child voice and sit tall. Mr. Roth: Allen are you still chewing gum? Allen: Yes sir. Mr. Roth: Give it to me. Allen: Wait a minute and I ' ll give you a piece that isn ' t chewed. Hesser and Perry Automobile Accessories and Supplies Real Service Night Service 138 Phone 224 When You Spend Your Money for Kodak Films and use care in taking the pictures — naturally you want them finished by ex- perienced methods. Velvetone Kodak Finishing is your protection BOSH ART BROS. Drugs and Jewelry The fat lady went into a store and wabbling up to the young clerk an- nounced: I would like to see a waist that would fit me. The young clerk looked her over and said: So would I. Sophomore: (inquiring at a book store) Have you Lamb ' s ' Tales ' ? Boshart Bros.: This is not a meat market. Faculty: jokes? Editor: Where do you get your Out of the air so to speak. Why do you ask? Faculty: I just merely suggest that you go where there is some fresh air. Paul Roth: I want a shampoo. Barber: We have no vacuum clean- er. Billy: man. Ralph : Billy: ' There ' s a proverb for every ' What one fits me? ' To whom God gives office he also gives brains. Ralph: But I have no office. Billy: Well!! -Page One Hundred One-

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T THE ECLIPSE 19£2 ) IOWA WESLEYAN COLLEGE 1842-1922 Member North Central Association of Colleges Carefully Selected Faculty Enthusiastic Student Body High Standards of Scholarship Courses Leading to Degrees of A. B. and B. S„ including- Domestic Science and Conservatory of Music Good Library and Well-Equipped Laboratories Fine Records in Athletics and Forensics College Year Opens Sept. 11, 1922 For Catalog and Details write Iowa Wesleyan College Mt. Pleasant, Iowa Dr. U. S. Smith, President Page One Hundred

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